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| - | ''{Start of the e-mail | + | ''{Start of the e-mail at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The email! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The email! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail ''{he types strongbad_email.exe}'' real quick-a-like. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail ''{he types strongbad_email.exe}'' real quick-a-like. | ||
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| + | ''{e-mail pops up}'' | ||
''{reading fast}'' | ''{reading fast}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop, gotta go! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oop, gotta go! | ||
| - | ''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and | + | ''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' <sup><small>[[#Footnote|[1]]]</small></sup> |
'''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here. | '''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here. | ||
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''{Coach B walks off.}'' | ''{Coach B walks off.}'' | ||
| - | '''ZUBS:''' Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! ''{Cut to his feet. | + | '''ZUBS:''' Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! ''{Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off}'' Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble... |
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
Revision as of 18:23, 6 January 2008
| Strong Bad Email #56 |
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In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Zubs and Coach B
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Compy 386
Date: Monday, December 30, 2002
Running Time: 1:14
Page Title: Compy 386!
DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Two
Contents |
Transcript
{Start of the e-mail at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}
STRONG BAD: Oh! The email!
{He sits at the computer}
STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail {he types strongbad_email.exe} real quick-a-like.
{e-mail pops up}
{reading fast}
Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?
Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire
STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies — Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.
COACH Z: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!
BUBS: {offscreen} Hey, Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!
{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.} [1]
COACH B: Well... he's not here.
ZUBS: Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!
COACH B: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?
{Coach B walks off.}
ZUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! {Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off} Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble...
{The Paper comes down.}
Footnote
- For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
The Coach B/Zubs Project
Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
Fun Facts
Explanations
- A logarithm is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.
Trivia
- This is the only email in which the Compy makes a humming noise when it is switched on.
- The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "loom disk 1 of 24".
Glitches
- The clickable area for the back button extends farther left than usual.
