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It's become a tradition for [[Strong Bad]] to make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song, usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them. | It's become a tradition for [[Strong Bad]] to make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song, usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them. | ||
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Revision as of 04:39, 22 April 2008
- This article is about the list of all Strong Bad Email intros. For the other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).
It's become a tradition for Strong Bad to make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song, usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them.
The Intros
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| | | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad. |
| | | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo... |
| | | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. |
| | | I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... |
| | | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. |
| | | I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email. |
| | | I am going to check my email. |
| | | I remember the time when I checked my email. |
| | | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. |
| | | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man. |
| | | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble... |
| | | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| | | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... |
| | | Must...check...email... |
| | | Everybody...check your email... |
| | | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... |
| | | Ohh! Electronic mail! |
| | | Something has compelled me to check my email. |
| | | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... |
| | | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go! |
| | | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email. |
| | | Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do... |
| | | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?! |
| | | Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... |
| | | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience. |
| | | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around. |
| | | I got an email. I got an awesome email. |
| | | This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one. |
| | | All these... emails... I don't understand. |
| | | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please. |
| | | Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email. |
| | | Riballa diballa check e-mail. |
| | | Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity... |
| | | Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems... Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter... Okay, here we go. |
| | | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me? |
| | | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... |
| | | Mmmmm... fresh emails... |
| | | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll... |
| | | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this. |
| | | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo... |
| | | I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need this anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking! |
| | | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo! |
| | | All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad? |
| | | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check... |
| | | It's the email, the email, what what, the email. |
| | | {clears throat} {in a clear voice} Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll. |
| | | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo... |
| | | Boy, is it ever Monday. |
| | | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh! |
| | | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. |
| | | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! |
| | | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast. |
| | | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. |
| | | Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails. |
| | | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. |
| | | Oh! The email! |
| | | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it. |
| | | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female. |
| | | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while. |
| | | Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email. |
| | | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail.... |
| | | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails. |
| | | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down! |
| | | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game. |
| | | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails! |
| | | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls! |
| | | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You. |
| | | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter. |
| | | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds} |
| | | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email! |
| | | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt. |
| | | I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails. |
| | | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat. |
| | | Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times! |
| | | Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. |
| | | Email! Email! Email! Email! |
| | | I met her in the summertime. Her name was...{clear voice} email. |
| | | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. |
| | | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh. |
| | | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce. |
| | | Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick. |
| | | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff. |
| | | Which email is your favorite? Mine is the basics. |
| | | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail. |
| | | Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro! |
| | | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out! |
| | | POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD: Check eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah— |
| | | I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe |
| | | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo. |
| | | Email me don't email me, email me don't email me. |
| | | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail! |
| | | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal? |
| | | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust. |
| | | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet. |
| | | Come on, big money! Big money! And... email! |
| | | So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me. |
| | | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye. |
| | | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. |
| | | Check your email and check your email. {looped} Check your email and check your email. |
| | | ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL! |
| | | The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool. |
| | | Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you. |
| | | Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above. |
| | | Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. |
| | | Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email. |
| | | Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand... |
| | | Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. |
| | | Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house. |
| | | I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e- {realizes mistake} ...Oh. Never mind. |
| | | I guess I should do the thing that I do. |
| | | I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt. |
| | | Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with! |
| | | Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad! |
| | | I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' email. |
| | | Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email. |
| | | Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email... |
| | | Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo. |
| | | I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. |
| | | Alright! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails. |
| | | I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style. |
| | | A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls! |
| | | Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew... |
| | | OK, orchestra, hit it! Email me tonight! |
| | | This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors. |
| | | Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA... |
| | | Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC |
| | | You got to email, just to stay alive! |
| | | And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman? |
| | | Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come on, y'all! |
| | | Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! |
| | | Strong Bad Email, makes money! Strong Bad Email, gets paid! |
| | | {rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all! |
| | | Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email! |
| | | This email is making fun of you. |
| | | Back out of my way, so I can check some email. |
| | | Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... |
| | | {singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. |
| | | A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail. |
| | | I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. Checkin' my email! |
| | | Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries... |
| | | Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week! |
| | | It's the email, baby, lunch juice! |
| | | Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email (ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh). |
| | | Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon. |
| | | Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around! |
| | | I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain. |
| | | I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife. |
| | | I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake! |
| | | How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up. |
| | | This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email! |
| | | Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail. |
| | | I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email. |
| | | Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles? |
| | | A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo. |
| | | Email is nice, habalubabulabada! Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw! |
| | | I'll take you back to a time when email was king! |
| | | When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser. |
| | | Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2. |
| | | Away you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey. |
| | | Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up. |
| | | Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again. |
| | | There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck... |
| | | Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers. |
| | | Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed! |
| | | A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight! |
| | | Hey, hey, hey. It's email. |
| | | Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad. |
| | | {slowly} Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery— |
| | | I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email. |
| | | I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke. |
| | Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email. | |
| | Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves? | |
| | Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check. | |
| | Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email. | |
| | My email song! Where would I be without my email song? | |
| | Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down. | |
| | Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all! | |
| | Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate! | |
| | I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia! | |
| | Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork! | |
| | Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now! | |
| | Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back! | |
| | Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries! | |
| | Gary. I hope this email's from Gary. | |
| | Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline. | |
| | When I was 16, I sold all my emails and hit the road. | |
| | Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night. | |
| | I baked you this special email! It has... raisins. | |
| | Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle! | |
| | I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate! | |
| | Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble. | |
| | Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast! | |
| | Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189. | |
| | Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email. | |
| | Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants? | |
| | Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me. | |
| | My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR-phone! That's right. | |
| | If everybody in the world checked their email, the internet would probably break. |
Introductions for DVD Emails
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| | | Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time! |
| | | Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. |
| | | There comes a time, when we read a certain email. |
| | | Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life. |
| | | Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email. |
