making out
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| Strong Bad Email #5 |
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- This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the running gag, see Making Out.
"Kissless in Santa Rosa" asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400
Date: 2001
Running Time: 0:58
Page Title: Frampton's Camel
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"} Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
Dear Strong Bad..,
Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.
I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,
but nothing seems to work out. Please help
me Strong Bad...
Kissless in Santa Rosa
STRONG BAD: {clears screen} Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! {clears screen} So here's what you do: {says but doesn't type} You {types} wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." {stops typing} And I'll tell you what, {resumes} he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese Buffet, man. {stops typing} Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!
{The Paper comes down.}
Fun Facts
Real-World References
- Frampton's Camel was the name of Peter Frampton's backing band for several years, and the name of his 1973 album.
- The pseudonym the sender adopts is similar to those given to correspondents of Ann Landers and Dear Abby (e.g. Sleepless in Seattle).
Fast Forward
- Strong Bad will go on to mention making out many more times.
