the paper
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Strong Bad reminisces about The Paper.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, June 11, 2007
Running Time: 3:08
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email I'm about to reject y'all!
subject: The Paper...Dear Strongbad,
Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best
moment that you had with the paper?
Thank You
Kyle Williams
North Ogden, Utah
{Strong Bad reads the state as "Ewwwtah".}
STRONG BAD: {typing} No, The Paper's not quitting, Kyle, you total Ogdenite. Ol' Papes is at the top of his game, the prime of his time, the cusp of his stuff!
{The printer falls onto Strong Bad, knocking him offscreen.}
STRONG BAD: OW!!!
{Cut back to show the full computer room. The wrecked printer is on the ground, with Strong Bad reeling next to it. The printer prints a sheet. A dramatic chords plays. Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which reads "I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD".}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} The Paper! No!!!
{Cut back to a shot of the whole screen.}
STRONG BAD: Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!
{Cut to a closeup of The Paper, which prints out some more text reading "wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy."}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} We sure did, pal.
{Cut back}
STRONG BAD: Why, I remember the day you were born like it was about to happen in a wavy flashback...
{Harp music plays. It transitions to Li'l Strong Bad and Strong Sad, in front of a computer and printer.}
Easter Eggs
Fun Facts
External Links
- watch "the paper"
- watch "the paper" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "the paper"
- forum thread re: "the paper"
