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Strong Bad Email #12
Strong Bad gets a scam e-mail trying to trick him into giving out his credit card information. So he edits it and forwards it to Homestar.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner (voice over)
Places: Computer Room
Date: February 4, 2002
Duration: 1:17
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Dear Mr. Bad We regret to inform you that your credit card has expired. To keep your account, we will need you to send your old credit card number and expiration date, as well as a new one so we can make the change. We promise we are real and not just trying to steal your money. John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
STRONG BAD: Whoa, this sounds pretty serious. I know just what to do. Just a little of this... {He changes "Mr. Bad" to "Homestar Runner"} Ooh, maybe a dash of that... {He changes the signature to "Superfied Credit Union". He then types "forward message", forwarding it to Homestar Runner.}
{Fade to black. The text "5 minutes later" is typed in, then after a pause, backspaced out. Fade back in.}
STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see what we got here...
{Strong Bad begins reading, and almost immediately the audio fades from Strong Bad's voice into a voice-over by Homestar.}
Dear Superfied Credit Union, You've got the same e-mail address as my friend Strong Bad! Anyway, here's my credit card information:
{The following is not read aloud.}
5675 116 116 1352 Exp. 13/02
STRONG BAD: {laughing} That was too easy, man. Well, it looks like Homestar is about to make a little contribution to the Lots of Awesome Stuff for Strong Bad Fund. {He types in "internet" and goes to the_coolest_stuff_ever.com, a website that has a lot of very expensive stuff. He clicks on the "purchase" button for "spaceship".} Gimme one of these... {clicks on "killer robots" twice} A couple of these... {"rocket launcher"} Oh, everybody needs one of these... {"robot dog/shark"} Oh, this thing, I gotta have that...
{The Paper comes down.}
Fun Facts
Remarks
- Homestar's credit card apparently expired in the thirteenth month of 2002.
-Actually, it might say Feburary 2013.
- This email shows a mouse cursor on the Tandy 400, which clearly doesn't have a mouse.
Inside References
- The first four numbers in Homestar's credit card number can be used to access the pack of Homsar quotes from "Downloads."
Fast Forward
- There is a website based on this email.
Cost of "Coolest Stuff Ever"
- spaceship $3,000,000,000
- rocket launcher $1,000,000
- killer robot $6,000,000
- 200 bean burritos $300
- robotic dog/shark $500,000
- assorted awesome things $30,000
- golden limousine $900,000
- two-headed cobra (seasonal) market price
- bag of money assorted amounts
