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A Yonder Website-themed Main Page.

Cast (in order of appearance): Character 2, Strong Bad (voice only), Character 1, Character 8, Character 3, Character 4, Character 6, Character 7, Character 9, Character 10, Character 5

Date: Monday, February 12, 2024

Icon: Character 1's head

Page Title: Brought to you by Smarty Juice

Contents 1 Button Effects 2 Fun Facts 2.1 Explanations 2.2 Trivia 2.3 Remarks 2.4 Fixed Goofs 2.5 Inside References 3 External Links

Button Effects

• Toons — Each time the button is scrolled over, Character 1 appears with a different baked good, while Narrator Strong Bad describes the scene.
  • "Here's Character 1 strolling home with braidèd loaf. Prolly get a caraway seed stuck in his teeth later on, but that's the life he chose. That's right."
    • Character 1 walks in from the left, holding a loaf of bread with seeds on it. During the second sentence, Character 1 stops and looks at the loaf, from which a seed falls off of, before slumping and walking away, dejected.
  • "Character 1's juggling a trio of brioche buns. I would think he's got it right. He can paint my fence any time. That's right, it's starting to warp. Never had it sealed."
    • Character 1 appears from the background, juggling the buns. When Narrator Strong Bad describes his fence, the fence in question appears in a thought bubble about Character 1, becoming warped as he mentions it. Once he finishes talking, Character 1 and the thought bubble disappear with an audible pop.
  • "Now he's going for it with a Burmese-python-sized baguette. Seems a little excessive, but that's Character 1 for ya. Far out."
    • Character 1 again walks in from the left, carrying an incredibly long baguette.
• Games — Character 8 rapidly drinks Smarty Juice, saying "mope mope mope" faster and faster, and higher- and higher-pitched, until his head explodes. A face appears on his torso, says "mope" in a slower and lower-pitched voice, and then sticks its tongue out. Narrator Strong Bad responds, "Say, that looks just like... the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Far out?" The creature smiles while a banner bearing a question mark flies over its head.
• Characters — Character 3 appears and shouts "Baseboard...!", which gradually fades as he melts into a puddle. Narrator Strong Bad comments, "Oh, seepin' it out." The words "seepin' it out" appear in cursive over the puddle.
• Downloads — Narrator Strong Bad sings "The time has come to bend at the knees." A group of three characters (4, 6, and 7; or 9, 10, and 5) appear and bend at the knees, with an accompanying banner.
• Store — Character 2 starts to speak, but Narrator Strong Bad says "Ah ah! No talking!", and Character 2's mouth closes up.
  • Character 2 begins speaking again, and Narrator Strong Bad interrupts with "I said absolutely... no talking." Character 2's mouth is covered with tape.
• E-mail — The background becomes a colorful cloudscape with sparkle effects, and Character 2's eyes become spirals. Narrator Strong Bad declares, "Character 2's gone and transcended time and space. Why don't we all transcend with him to a higher plane of consciousness? That's both right and far out."

Fun Facts

Explanations

• Caraway seeds are used as a spice in breads.
• Brioche buns and baguettes are both kinds of bread with French origins.

Trivia

• Burmese pythons grow to about 16 feet.

Remarks

• Unlike other Main Pages, removing the mouse from the button immediately ends the animation.

Fixed Goofs

• When this Main Page was first added, no Main Page, including 28 itself, included a link to it. This was fixed the next day.

Inside References

• Character 1 walks by with several kinds of bread.
• Narrator Strong Bad emphasizes the -ed in "braidèd loaf".
• Character 8 rapidly drinks several bottles of Smarty Juice.
• Character 1's python baguette is similar to the sub sandwich constrictor from fan club.

External Links

• go to "Main Page 28"
• view the Flash file for "Main Page 28"

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