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'''MARZIPAN:''' Whatever... Come on Carol, let's rock. | '''MARZIPAN:''' Whatever... Come on Carol, let's rock. | ||
| - | ''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad's computer room.}'' | + | ''{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad's computer room. 3 messages pop up from The Cheat reading as follows.}'' |
| - | ''{ | + | '''cheatachu72:''' yo SB! you there? you still want that knife?<br> |
| + | '''cheatachu72:''' ello?<br> | ||
| + | '''cheatachu72:''' i gots to jet. makin' a video for a client<br> | ||
| + | '''cheatachu72 has signed off''' | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About 15 seconds later, a message from Strong Sad pops up}'' | ||
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| + | '''depressio111117:''' vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that? | ||
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
Revision as of 03:33, 6 December 2004
- This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the character, see Marzipan (character).
Strong Bad Email #59
Strong Bad tries to prove that Marzipan loves him.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Marzipan
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: There once was a man named email, and it is best for a while.
{Reading email}
Strong Bad, So, if you're so good with the ladies, how come I never see you with any? The only female I've even seen even near you is Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to like you very much. Ok, bye. Emily C., Ohio
{Strong Bad messes up around "The only female I've ever seen even near you," and also pronounces "Ohio" "O-weh-ho"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} What are you talkin' about, Emily? Marzipan can't keep her hands offa me! In fact, I had to change my screen name cause she was buggin' me so much. {clears screen} I'd be like, tryin' to write an email like... {typing} "Dear The Cheat" {stops typing} And then {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: 'sup strong bad? i heart you so much."} it'd come up, and I'd be like close the window. {Closes Message, starts typing} "Anyways, The Cheat, I was going" {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: i like all your muscles," Strong Bad closes it} "To ask you" {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: do you go hooray 4 dolphins? i do," Strong Bad closes it} "If I could borrow" {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: (Typed in Webdings font) i seriously hope you didn't somehow decode this. it would make me real sad," Strong Bad closes it} "That big knife!" {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: are you trying to fade me?," Strong bad closes it, clears screen, starts typing} And if that's not "enüff prüf", just watch this...
{Scene cuts to Marzipan out in the field next to a sign laying against a Cinder Block saying Free Concert For Birds}
MARZIPAN: {singing} Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all!
STRONG BAD: So, uh... {Combs back "hair" and puts his comb into the back of his pants} Is that another song about Homestar?
MARZIPAN: No, it's about you.
STRONG BAD: About being in love with me?
MARZIPAN: That's disgusting. And I don't like your outfit.
STRONG BAD: Well, I'm not telling you my new screen name.
MARZIPAN: Well... I don't even know what a screen name is, so there you go. And if you'd please leave now, because I'm tinkering with my guitar.
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, well? Say you like me!
MARZIPAN: No, leave me alone.
STRONG BAD: Say you like me?
MARZIPAN: No.
STRONG BAD: Then do you like {quickly and quietly} Strong Bad?
MARZIPAN: No! You're just saying your name fast. Go away.
STRONG BAD: What about that guy whose brothers are Strong Mad and {quickly and quietly} Strong Sad?
MARZIPAN: That's still you! No!
STRONG BAD: Then how about this one? Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?
MARZIPAN: Uh... I guess...
STRONG BAD: See! I told you you loved me! Ooh! I knew it all along! Wait until my friend Emily from Ohio {pronounces it "O-hee-oh"} hears this!!! Oooh! She loves me!
MARZIPAN: Whatever... Come on Carol, let's rock.
{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad's computer room. 3 messages pop up from The Cheat reading as follows.}
cheatachu72: yo SB! you there? you still want that knife?
cheatachu72: ello?
cheatachu72: i gots to jet. makin' a video for a client
cheatachu72 has signed off
{The Paper comes down. About 15 seconds later, a message from Strong Sad pops up}
depressio111117: vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?
Easter Eggs
- Click on the "makin' a video for a client" message at the end to see a Powered by The Cheat music video for Marzipan's song.
Fun Facts
- Strong Sad's message is a reference to how Mike Chapman once tried to feed his brother Matt brownies with toothpaste in them, only to have the younger brother retaliate with vinegar toast. (From ajc.com interview. Free login required.)
- The images for the Marzipan video are:
- Marzipan in a field,
- A road,
- Cup of coffee,
- Beefy arm,
- "Hello My Name Is" Tag,
- Teeth,
- Florida,
- A Shirt with a gold necklace,
- Alarm Clock.
- In the first easter egg Marzipan's guitar is called "Carl," which is a part of The Cheat's computer animation.
- When Marzipan IMs Strong Bad, she says "Are you trying to fade me?" which of course is a reference to the name of Coach Z's new hit single, These Peoples Try to Fade Me.
- "don't not dislike not" would mean Marzipan does like Strong Bad, by two instances of double negation.
- Marzipan's "Free Concert for Birds" sign leans up against a cinder block, just like the stop sign in Strongbadia.
- Marzipan throwing a free concert for birds may be a reference to the comic strip "Peanuts", where in one strip, Linus has a sign which reads "Free Pats" for birds.
- This email marks the first time Carol has been mentioned as Marzipan's guitar. Before then, the guitar was nameless, and had an M on it instead.
- When this email first came out, The Brothers Chaps registered the AIM name hooray4dolphins. It was always online with an away message, saying that Marzipan wasn't really using that screenname, since she doesn't use computers.
- The big knife is a reference to i love you.
- If you wait for Strong Sad's message (Vinegar toast?) and then watch the Marzipan video, when you go back to the screen Strong Sad's message will no longer be there.
- The Cheat's screen name, cheatachu72, was originally seen in i she be
DVD Version
- The DVD version contains a hidden commentary by Mike, Matt, and Marzipan. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
- This commentary continues into the "Yeah Yeah" music video easter egg.
