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| 81 || [[date]]  
| 81 || [[date]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors!
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| 82 || [[impression]]  
| 82 || [[impression]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.
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| 83 || [[labor day]]  
| 83 || [[labor day]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever.
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| 84 || [[kids' book]]  
| 84 || [[kids' book]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different."
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| 85 || [[2 years]]  
| 85 || [[2 years]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about.
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| 86 || [[no loafing]]  
| 86 || [[no loafing]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings.
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| 87 || [[mile]]  
| 87 || [[mile]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
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| colspan=2 | SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon.
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| 88 || [[couch patch]]  
| 88 || [[couch patch]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe. ''[Compy 386: Bad command or file name]'' What? Oh. no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe. ''[Compy 386: Syntax error.]'' um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin'. ''[Compy 386: Cut it out, you.]'' What the—! Don't give me none of that crosstalk! Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to... {sighs} on to the email.
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| colspan=2 | The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know!
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| 89 || [[local news]]  
| 89 || [[local news]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
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| colspan=2 | The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight.
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| 90 || [[colonization]]  
| 90 || [[colonization]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | E''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me, e''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me.
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might.
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| 91 || [[caffeine]]  
| 91 || [[caffeine]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
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| colspan=2 | See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been!
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| 92 || [[kind of cool]]  
| 92 || [[kind of cool]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!!
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| 93 || [[army]]  
| 93 || [[army]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
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| colspan=2 | Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos!
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| 94 || [[video games]]  
| 94 || [[video games]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
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|| Strong Bad describes what his video game would be like on various systems.
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|| Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask."
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| 95 || [[the bet]]  
| 95 || [[the bet]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues.
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| 96 || [[lackey]]  
| 96 || [[lackey]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
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| colspan=2 | Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard.
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| 97 || [[monument]]  
| 97 || [[monument]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
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| colspan=2 | While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman.
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| 98 || [[stupid stuff]]  
| 98 || [[stupid stuff]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes.
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| 99 || [[different town]]  
| 99 || [[different town]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | Check your email and check your email. ''{[[different town#Real-World References|looped]]}'' Check your email and check your email.
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad sings about how he would make his town different.
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| 100 || [[flashback]]  
| 100 || [[flashback]]  
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| style="text-align: left;" | ONE TWO THREE FOUR!<br> EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD!<br> And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!
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| colspan=2 | Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat!
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| 101 || [[car]]  
| 101 || [[car]]  

Revision as of 05:54, 5 January 2021

A list of Strong Bad Emails with their official descriptions on YouTube or the Strong Bad Email Menu.

Number Email YouTube description Sbemail Menu Description
1 some kinda robot Strong Bad answers the age old question of whether he takes his mask and boxing gloves off before he goes to bed. Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome."
2 homsar Someone can't spell "Homestar." The world is never the same. Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email.
3 butt IQ [no description] Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts.
4 homestar hair [no description] When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe.
5 making out [no description] A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh.
6 depressio [no description] Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad.
7 halloweener Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar.
8 brianrietta [no description] Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.
9 i love you Strong Bad gets an email from Fhqwhgads. Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!
10 trevor the vampire Strong Bad looks back at a few of his favorite Trevor memories. When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago.
11 i rule Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before.
12 credit card Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam.
13 i she be Strong Bad makes fun of grammar and stuff. The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there!
14 duck pond Strong Bad plays Duck Pond Simulator. Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky.
15 the basics Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people.
16 band names Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name.
17 studying Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying.
18 stand-up Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance.
19 tape-leg Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2.
20 spring cleaning Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED!
21 cartoon Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around.
22 sb_email 22 The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK.
23 little animal The origin story of kicking The Cheat.
24 the bird Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery.
25 super powers The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed.
26 CGNU Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.
27 3 Wishes Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that.
28 1 step ahead This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face.
29 superhero name Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish!
30 12:00 Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock.
31 sugarbob Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something.
32 flag day Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate.
33 gimmicks The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers.
34 weird dream Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had.
35 sisters Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend.
36 guitar Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills.
37 dullard Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard.
38 helium Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly!
39 property of ones Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones.
40 vacation Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations.
41 invisibility Strong Bad describes a day of invisibility. The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible.
42 action figure Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure.
43 little questions Strong Bad answers questions from Sweden. Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan.
44 lures & jigs Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one.
45 techno Strong Bad makes a techno song. Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece.
46 your friends Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends.
47 new hands Strong Bad makes a mistake when picking what to replace his hands with. Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with.
48 ghosts Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer!
49 theme party Strong Bad helps so college students with their upcoming party. Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party.
50 50 emails In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails.
51 website [not on YouTube] Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002.
52 island The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island.
53 comic Strong Bad makes a comic about Brittany and her friends. Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad.
54 morning routine The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for...
55 cheat talk [no description] Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat.
56 current status Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail.
57 japanese cartoon Strong Bad makes a Japanese cartoon. Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths!
58 dragon Strong Bad teaches the world how to draw a dragon. Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly.
59 marzipan Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him.
60 huttah! Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails.
61 monster truck Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public!
62 interview Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee."
63 fingers Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves.
64 english paper [not on YouTube] Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork.
65 unused emails What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out!
66 the show Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.'
67 autobiography Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography.
68 caper Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up.
69 personal favorites Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right?
70 big white face After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith.
71 2 emails Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time.
72 crazy cartoon Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL!
73 mascot Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match!
74 privileges The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon!
75 funny SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star.
76 sibbie Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait.
77 suntan Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun.
78 anything The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it?
79 the process Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro!
80 stunt double Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque!
81 date Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors!
82 impression Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.
83 labor day Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever.
84 kids' book Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different."
85 2 years Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about.
86 no loafing Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings.
87 mile SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon.
88 couch patch The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know!
89 local news The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight.
90 colonization Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might.
91 caffeine See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been!
92 kind of cool Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!!
93 army Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos!
94 video games Strong Bad describes what his video game would be like on various systems. Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask."
95 the bet Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues.
96 lackey Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard.
97 monument While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman.
98 stupid stuff Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes.
99 different town Strong Bad sings about how he would make his town different.
100 flashback Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat!
101 car The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool.
102 lunch special Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
103 haircut Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
104 theme park Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
105 replacement Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
106 dangeresque 3 Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
107 cheatday Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
108 pom pom Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
109 crying I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e- {realizes mistake} ...Oh. Never mind.
110 for kids {playing Peasant's Quest} Let's see. Make friends with Kerrek. [Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants. ] What the-! Um... Buy Kerrek a cold one. [Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead.] What?! Oh man... Stupid game! {quits} I guess I should do the thing that I do.
111 other days I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
112 old comics Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
113 pizzaz Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
114 the facts I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.
115 time capsule Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
116 extra plug Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
117 montage Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118 virus I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
119 animal All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
120 radio I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
121 part-time job A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
122a dreamail Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
122b dreamail OK, orchestra, hit it! Email me tonight!
123 origins This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
124 secret recipes Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
125 rock opera Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC
126 best thing You got to email, just to stay alive!
127 long pants And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?
128 rampage Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come on, y'all!
129 garage sale Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
130 do over Strong Bad Email, makes money! Strong Bad Email, gets paid!
131 boring (really) {rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!
132 modeling Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
133a bottom 10 This email is making fun of you.
133b bottom 10 Back out of my way, so I can check some email.
134 record book Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
135 lady...ing {singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
136 geddup noise A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
137 bedtime story I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. Checkin' my email!
138 space program Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...
139 portrait Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
140 highschool It's the email, baby, lunch juice!
141 death metal Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email (ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh).
142 secret identity Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
143 technology Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
144 narrator I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
145 myths & legends I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
146 pop-up I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
147 lady fan How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
148 disconnected This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
149 candy product Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
150 alternate universe I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email.
151 senior prom Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
152 isp A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
153 redesign Email is nice, habalubabulabada! Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
154 keep cool I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
155 theme song When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
156 road trip Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
157 trading cards A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
158 cliffhangers Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
159a retirement Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
159b retirement There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
160 coloring Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
161 4 branches Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
162a the chair A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
162b the chair Hey, hey, hey. It's email.
163 what I want Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
164 looking old {slowly} Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
165 strong badathlon I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
166 unnatural I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
167 the movies Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
168 your funeral Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
169 from work Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
170 rough copy Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
171 underlings My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
172 more armies Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
173 the paper Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
174 mini-golf Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
175 concert I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
176 hygiene Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
177 original Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
178 bike thief Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
179 pizza joint Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
180 slumber party Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
181 web comics Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
182 business trip When I was sixteen, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
183 yes, wrestling Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
184 diorama I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
185 nightlife Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
186 environment I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
187 winter pool Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
188 fan club Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
189 pet show Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
190 licensed Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
191 buried Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
192 shapeshifter Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.
193 rated My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR-phone! That's right.
193½ SBCG4AP Advertisement Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.
194 specially marked If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
195 love poems Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
196 hiding Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!
197 your edge Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
198 magic trick I'm gonna check my {grunt}, and then I'll check my {grunt} and then we'll turn it out.
199 being mean I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
200 email thunder THE POOPSMITH: {singing} Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about.
How can we face two hundred sbemails?
The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak!
STRONG BAD: Puke!
200½ April Fool 09 Having it out with an email, in the middle of the street in front of some tourists, please don't call the cops.
201 hremail3184 Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
202 imaginary Checking emails at home from your work computer, it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.
203 independent To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.
204 dictionary Oh, people can you feel me? To email me? Also, please don't try to really feel me.
205 videography Checkin' emails with boxing gloves: the sweet computer science.
206 sbemail206 Emails are like Hot Pockets; they're full of garbage and cheese!
207 too cool Let's not make a big deal out of this! It's just a little Strong Bad Email! Ring!
208 The Next April Fools Thing
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Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg
Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays
Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails
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