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Browse Coach Z Wiki Features: Coach Z-mails · Marzipan's Rap Song Recorder · The Girls in the Other Lacker Room · The Chort's Cortoons · My Sock Corlection · The Days the Team Doesn't Have Practice Popups: I Never Get to Say Anythorng · The Coach Z Fan Showcorse · My Rap Vidiero Concepts in the Making · Fancy Computer Lortery Thing Miscellany: You'll Never Find Out What's in the Shower Room · The Lackers · Speech Impedemorearments · Hip-Hop Tracks · Fancy Words · My Many Great Winning Speeches · Blue Computer Words · Jokes Spring Board Won't Let Me In On · The Stars of the Track and Fierld Team · When I'm Seen Doing Creepy Buisness This week's featured article Coach Z is the "coach" of Homestar Runner and the gang, though it is unclear just which sports he coaches. He has a strong Upper Midwestern accent which sometimes gets him into trouble. He almost never says anything negative to anyone, and he often offers more encouragement than is needed. When giving advice, he almost always starts with the phrase "You can't just rush into the score zone", which by now has pretty much lost its meaning. He wears a baseball cap and is famous for the large Z emblem around his waist, but nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit. As Coach Z himself is not afraid to admit, he's got more than two problems. Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in secret recipes. (More...) Help select articles · More featured articles...

Are there any new things? Recent updates to the official Coach Z site. April 18, 2015 The Days The Team Doesn't Have Practice: 8-Track Store Day April 1, 2015 Coach Z-mail: czmail206 March 27, 2015 NavBar: The "New Stuff News" link is replaced with "Vidiero Watchy Thing Place". March 23, 2015 Store: The Store moves to gymclothes.com! December 5, 2014 Coach Z reads "Rap Songs for Dummies" (Teaser Trailer) - Wordbalders 1974 watch more info October 30, 2014 Holiday Toon: Torp Norch Pinya Colordas watch Things I Said: "Ya did a great jorb there." My Rap Vidiero Concepts in the Making: Marzipan as Anton Chigurh! October 22, 2014 The Coach Z Fan Showcorse: celebrating 5 YEARS of the Stairmaster doorknocka October 20, 2014 Holiday Toon: Wear Your Harlowern Shoulder Pads! watch October 3, 2014 The Chort's Rap Song Videos: Doin' W2s with Spring Board watch September 26, 2014 @LyricolicalCoachZ: Coach Z begins tweeting! view More coachz.egg updates...

206 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "206")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194TH SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

coach z: STINKOMAN: Totally twice

documentary: MR. BLAND: Not the-

switch: STRONG BAD: when I get this-

2,653,421,000: POM POM: But I-

dennis: {the Lappier falls on top of Bubs}

the guy: STRONG MAD: {the cheat noises}

Lappier section construction

Joe the one who has no account here, experimenting with making a Lappier Era for the sbemail page. Making it actually work, rather. Compe section included here because of HTML errors. I copied the Lappy's special screen HTML thing as a placeholder. I'm working on getting it to look good, so please edit it until we can actually get it to work. This is how it looks on the page:

Lappier Era

(April 2015 — present)

subject: sb_email menu

206. sbemail206 new! 1 Compé Era (August 2009 — April 2015)

206. sbemail206 new! 205. videography 204. dictionary 203. independent