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| + | '''Strong Bad Email #51''' | ||
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| + | Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own. | ||
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]] | ||
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| + | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]] | ||
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| + | '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]] | ||
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| + | '''Date:''' November 18, 2002 | ||
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| + | '''Running Time:''' 1:53 | ||
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| + | == Transcript == | ||
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| + | ''' STRONG BAD''': Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL! | ||
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| + | ''{reading email}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br /> | ||
| + | I want to start a new website but I<br /> | ||
| + | don't have any ideas of what to do for<br /> | ||
| + | my website. I was wondering if you<br /> | ||
| + | could give me some ideas for my new<br /> | ||
| + | website. This website will be cool and<br /> | ||
| + | I'll e-mail you when I'm done.<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | Sincerely Yours:<br /> | ||
| + | James</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad says "Website. I mean, James" instead of just "James"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know, James, I've been around this great, big Internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about, and I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals: ''{clears screen}'' First of all, you want to start out with a long Flash intro. ''{stops typing}'' Like this one The Cheat made for me. | ||
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| + | ''{"The Cheat presents" on a black background appears on the screen, followed by two green, bean-shaped eyes.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, those are supposed to be my eyes, I think. | ||
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| + | ''{The eyes fade and the letters "SB" appear. "Strong" and "Bad" are inside each letter}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' that stands for my name. | ||
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| + | '' {The "S" and "B" turn into "The Web" in cursive} '' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' The Web. | ||
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| + | ''{"The Web" turns into "Welcomes 'u' '2'" with only letters going horizontally and vertically. The words "strong bad's cybersite" appear in red below "Welcomes 'u' '2'". A rainbow circle about 3/4 the size of the "2" comes and rolls in, stopping at the quotation mark before the "2"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' That little rainbow thing's kinda cool. | ||
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| + | ''{The word "cybersite" turns into rainbow colors. The words exit and a blackhole-like thing appears.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, go through the tunnel, oh look out! | ||
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| + | ''{As he says "Oh, look out!", a hand appears to punch you, and after it does, the word "OUCH!" appears above it. The words "Get on in!" appear in a long button.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you got punched! Aw, man, right in the face. ''{typing}'' Okay, next on the checklist: ''lots'' of animated GIFS! ''{pronounces it /gifs/; stops typing}'' or... GIFs... ''{pronounces it /jifs/}'' or however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. But you want as many of those as possible. Especially the rotate-y kind. Those are awesome, man. Nobody gets tired of looking at those. ''{typing}'' So, then you can pretty much just pick whatever for your subject. It doesn't really matter as long as you got the rest of that stuff on there. ''{stops typing}'' I mean, ''{resumes typing}'' James, the Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. ''{stops typing}''I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat. | ||
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| + | ''{A picture of a cat lying on a football with red eye thinking "It's 4th and 10. Now WHERE'S MY SUPPER?!?" appears}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' or your The Cheat. | ||
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| + | ''{A picture of [[The Cheat]] sleeping on a couch on his back on a couch thinking "It's 4th and 10. I hate cats."}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' And, ''{typing}'' Who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan. ''{Stops typing}''Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage. | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down}'' | ||
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| + | == Easter Eggs == | ||
| + | *Click on "strong bad's web page" to go to the Flash intro. Then click on "get on in!" to go to [[Strong Bad's Website]]. | ||
| + | *Click on the F10 button at the bottom of the Strong Bad's website to read [[Strong Sad's Lament]], Strong Sad's LiveJournal-esque weblog. | ||
| + | *At the bottom of Strong Bad's website, click on the envelope in the mouse GIF. You get to [[Email Processing Room|the room where the emails are received]]. | ||
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| + | == Fun Facts == | ||
| + | ===Explanations=== | ||
| + | *The reason Strong Bad says, "Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!" might be because fans thought the emails would stop because the [[50 emails|previous email]] ended with the [[Compy 386]] in a "flagrant system error." | ||
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| + | ===Trivia=== | ||
| + | *The cat featured in the email is Mabel, owned by [[Matt Chapman]] and his wife [[Jackie Chapman|Jackie]]. | ||
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| + | ===Remarks=== | ||
| + | *The "get on in" Flash link during the email itself is clickable, but doesn't do anything. | ||
| + | *At the end of the e-mail Strong Bad says he has to go work on his web site, but then he leaves his computer. | ||
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| + | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
| + | *According to "[[flashback]]," this is where Strong Bad lost count of the emails. | ||
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| + | == DVD Version == | ||
| + | *Strong Bad's website isn't browsable on the DVD. However, the intro to his website is still accessible (via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower right corner of the Compy 386 screen). | ||
| + | **Note that the DVD version of the intro is out of sync—Strong Bad begins talking long before the animation ends. | ||
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| + | == External Links == | ||
| + | *[[HR:sbemail51.html|watch "website"]] | ||
| + | *[[HR:sbemail51.swf|view the Flash file for "website"]] | ||
| + | *[[HR:cheatintro.swf|watch the long Flash intro]] | ||
| + | *[[HR:sbsite/|Strong Bad's website, skipping the intro]] | ||
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| + | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]] | ||
Revision as of 01:55, 3 September 2005
Strong Bad Email #51
Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Compy 386
Date: November 18, 2002
Running Time: 1:53
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
{reading email}
Dear Strong Bad,
I want to start a new website but I
don't have any ideas of what to do for
my website. I was wondering if you
could give me some ideas for my new
website. This website will be cool and
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.
Sincerely Yours:
James
{Strong Bad says "Website. I mean, James" instead of just "James"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} You know, James, I've been around this great, big Internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about, and I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals: {clears screen} First of all, you want to start out with a long Flash intro. {stops typing} Like this one The Cheat made for me.
{"The Cheat presents" on a black background appears on the screen, followed by two green, bean-shaped eyes.}
STRONG BAD: Check it out, those are supposed to be my eyes, I think.
{The eyes fade and the letters "SB" appear. "Strong" and "Bad" are inside each letter}
STRONG BAD: that stands for my name.
{The "S" and "B" turn into "The Web" in cursive}
STRONG BAD: The Web.
{"The Web" turns into "Welcomes 'u' '2'" with only letters going horizontally and vertically. The words "strong bad's cybersite" appear in red below "Welcomes 'u' '2'". A rainbow circle about 3/4 the size of the "2" comes and rolls in, stopping at the quotation mark before the "2"}
STRONG BAD: That little rainbow thing's kinda cool.
{The word "cybersite" turns into rainbow colors. The words exit and a blackhole-like thing appears.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, go through the tunnel, oh look out!
{As he says "Oh, look out!", a hand appears to punch you, and after it does, the word "OUCH!" appears above it. The words "Get on in!" appear in a long button.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, you got punched! Aw, man, right in the face. {typing} Okay, next on the checklist: lots of animated GIFS! {pronounces it /gifs/; stops typing} or... GIFs... {pronounces it /jifs/} or however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. But you want as many of those as possible. Especially the rotate-y kind. Those are awesome, man. Nobody gets tired of looking at those. {typing} So, then you can pretty much just pick whatever for your subject. It doesn't really matter as long as you got the rest of that stuff on there. {stops typing} I mean, {resumes typing} James, the Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. {stops typing}I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat.
{A picture of a cat lying on a football with red eye thinking "It's 4th and 10. Now WHERE'S MY SUPPER?!?" appears}
STRONG BAD: or your The Cheat.
{A picture of The Cheat sleeping on a couch on his back on a couch thinking "It's 4th and 10. I hate cats."}
STRONG BAD: And, {typing} Who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan. {Stops typing}Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage.
{Strong Bad leaves. The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "strong bad's web page" to go to the Flash intro. Then click on "get on in!" to go to Strong Bad's Website.
- Click on the F10 button at the bottom of the Strong Bad's website to read Strong Sad's Lament, Strong Sad's LiveJournal-esque weblog.
- At the bottom of Strong Bad's website, click on the envelope in the mouse GIF. You get to the room where the emails are received.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- The reason Strong Bad says, "Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!" might be because fans thought the emails would stop because the previous email ended with the Compy 386 in a "flagrant system error."
Trivia
- The cat featured in the email is Mabel, owned by Matt Chapman and his wife Jackie.
Remarks
- The "get on in" Flash link during the email itself is clickable, but doesn't do anything.
- At the end of the e-mail Strong Bad says he has to go work on his web site, but then he leaves his computer.
Fast Forward
- According to "flashback," this is where Strong Bad lost count of the emails.
DVD Version
- Strong Bad's website isn't browsable on the DVD. However, the intro to his website is still accessible (via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower right corner of the Compy 386 screen).
- Note that the DVD version of the intro is out of sync—Strong Bad begins talking long before the animation ends.
External Links
- watch "website"
- view the Flash file for "website"
- watch the long Flash intro
- Strong Bad's website, skipping the intro
