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[[Image:sblounskched.jpg|thumb|"A picture of SBLOUNSKCHED! will go here."]]
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In this email, email "pi," Strong Bad answers questions about the Wiki user "SBLOUNSKCHED!"
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[User talk:SBLOUNSKCHED!|SBLOUNSKCHED!]]
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
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'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]
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'''Date:''' March 14, 2015
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'''Running Time:''' 3:14
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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==Transcript==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing over Trumpet fanfares}'' Email!  Email!! EEEEEEMAAAAAIIIIL!
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: SBLOUNSCHKED!</div>
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Dear Strong Bad, <br />
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I was wondering... do you know anything<br />
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about the user, "SBLOUNSKCHED!" on the HRWiki?<br />
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Your pal,<br />
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!DEHCKSNUOLBS
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</blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad says "dot dot dot" for "...", "Her wiki" for "HRWiki", and "Deh Ksnulbs" for !DEHCKSNUOLBS.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Do ''I'' know anything about ''SBLOUNSKCHED!?''  Gimme a break here, Deh Ksnulbs!  Me and SBLOUNSKCHED!... we're the best of buddies, brothers even!  In fact, I could probably tell you more about SBLOUNSKCHED! than he could tell you about himself.  ''{Pause}''  So I will.
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''{Scene changes to The Field.  SBLOUNSKCHED! appears through the [[alternate universe]] portal and looks around, surprised.''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}''  All right, so this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What? When did you get here?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well... um... ok.  I was just tellin Deh Ksnulbs here all about SBLOUNSKCHED!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{angry The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' No, he's not replacing you, The Cheat.  It's&mdash; it's an email.
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'''THE CHEAT''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{forgiving The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yeah, right.  So, anyway, this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.
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''{A SBLOUNSKCHED! bar appears onscreen.}''
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'''CHORUS:'' ''{voiceover}'' SBLOUNSKCHED!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But that's not what we're talking about here.  ''{The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar disappears.}''  ''This'' is SBLOUNSKCHED!  He's... umm... he's on that website... th&mdash; the dumpface wiki.  Um...
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{condescending The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hey, shut up!  I do too know all about SBLOUNSKCHED!!
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, in order to better give you the skoop on SBLOUNSKCHED!, we decided to bring him in for an interview.
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''{Cut to a shot of the whole computer desk.  The Cheat is standing next to Strong Bad's chair.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{condescending The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wght&mdash; ''{waving his arms in the air}'' I said shut up!
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''{cut to Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum.  Music starts and a newspaper background appears.}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:
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''{The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum logo appears.}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at&mdash;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Can we try to be at least a ''little'' creative here?
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Oh... um... Strong Bad jumps into a fine kettle of journalism fish with...
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''{a black cauldron drops from the top of the screen.  sBLOUNSKCHED! pops out of it, covered with fish.}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' SBLOUNSK-kch-chk-k-k... erm... That's actually a cauldron.
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, is that some sort of witch's brew?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Agh, no!  It's a kettle of fish!  Let's... let's just get this over with.
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''{cut to Strong Bad's basement.  He's sitting on the couch next to SBLOUNSKCHED!.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism! As we say every show, let's...
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'''AUDIENCE:''' Get to tha point!
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''{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.} ''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to the show, SBLOUNSKCHED!
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''{cut to close-up of SBLOUNSKCHED!  The camera shifts back and forth between them as they talk.}}''
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!:''' What's up, Strong Bad?  Let me say, I'm a huge fan of your work.  You&mdash;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's great, man.  So... Deh Ksnulbs wants to know all about you, so... well, whatre ya' all about?
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!:''' Well, Strong Bad, I'm a man of many flavors, like, I dunno, some kinda ice cream... popsicle... thing.  I'm all up on all the good stuff, like... trumpet playing, and music writing... That's what I'm doing for a career - some day, anyway.  I, um... I like Japanese a whole lot.  And anime, like Bleach.  I dunno.  That sort of thing.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So you're a musician, eh SBLOUNSKCHED!?  You're not in that band "Limozeen," are you?
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!:''' Uh, Strong Bad... They're... metal.  Metal doesn't use trumpets.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh.  Right.  Uh, let's see here... ''{flips through some index cards}'' So SBLOUNSKCHED!, it says here that you have a hobby of programming and graphic design.  Is this true?
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!:''' Oh, definitely.  I like to code little things every now and then, like the [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/H%2AR_Toolbar Homestar Runner Toolbar].  It's out right now for both Internet Explorer and Firefox, and it's pretty great.  I also do some signature and avatar design for the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum.  They call me Bulldozer there, though.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, your toolbar really is something.  ''{looks back at the index cards}''  So, this Dumpface Wiki thing you were talking about... what is it, exactly?
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!:''' ''{laughing}'' The Homestar Runner Wiki is this great online community of people who know everything there is to know about you and your friends.  I'm in there, and I like to help out from time to time.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, so you're stalking us, eh, SBLOUNSKCHED!?  Well, I'm not going to stand for it!  ''{stands up}'' You&mdash;
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!''' Yes you are.  Sit down.
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'''STRONG BAD''' Oh.  ''{sits down}'' Wait... why did I just listen to you?
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!''' Because I'm awesome.  And there's the whole "bound-by-law" thing.
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'''STRONG BAD''' Right, right.  ''{reads through the index cards again.}'' So, um... so you march with some Drum and Bugle Corps ''{pronounced "corpse"}' thing, right?
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED:''' Yes.  I march with Southwind Drum and Bugle Corps.  This is my third year.  It's great.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, well, it says here that there's nothing more for me to ask you.  Is this a fact?
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED:''' I&mdash;
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''{a buzzer sounds}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it looks like we're out of time here.  ''{cut back to a view of the entire couch.}''  This is Strong Bad, signing off.  Tune in again next week when we'll finally convince Senor Cardgage to help us...
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'''AUDIENCE:''' Get to tha point!
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''{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.} ''
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'''SBLOUNSKCHED!:''' Senor Cardgage?!?  Man, that guy is just so cool!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I know, man... ''{his voice fade away and becomes unintelligable.}''
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''{cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it, !Deh Ksnulbs.  SBLOUNSKCHED! in a nutshell.  I guess he's a pretty cool guy.  I mean, he likes Senor, so he can't be all that bad.  ''{stops typing.}''  Man... so cool...
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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==Easter Eggs==
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*At the end of the email, click on "!Deh Ksnulbs" to see the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar reappear on screen.
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::''{"!Deh Ksnulbs" appears at the bottom of the screen.}''
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::'''CHORUS:''' DEH KSNULBS!
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==Fun Facts==
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===Trivia===
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*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "How to Play the Trumpet".
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===Remarks===
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===Inside References===
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=== Real-World References ===
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==External Links==
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*<s>Watch</s> [[User talk: SBLOUNSKCHED!|Talk to "SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
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*<s>view the Flash file for</s> [[User talk: SBLOUNSKCHED!|Talk to "SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
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*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3624 forum thread re: "SBLOUNSKCHED!"]
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

Revision as of 05:20, 5 May 2006

Strong Bad Email #3.1415
Watch Talk   ← User talk:SBLOUNSKCHED! Main Page →
"A picture of SBLOUNSKCHED! will go here."

In this email, email "pi," Strong Bad answers questions about the Wiki user "SBLOUNSKCHED!"

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, SBLOUNSKCHED!

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: March 14, 2015

Running Time: 3:14

Page Title: Lappy 486

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing over Trumpet fanfares} Email! Email!! EEEEEEMAAAAAIIIIL!

{Strong Bad says "dot dot dot" for "...", "Her wiki" for "HRWiki", and "Deh Ksnulbs" for !DEHCKSNUOLBS.}

STRONG BAD: Do I know anything about SBLOUNSKCHED!? Gimme a break here, Deh Ksnulbs! Me and SBLOUNSKCHED!... we're the best of buddies, brothers even! In fact, I could probably tell you more about SBLOUNSKCHED! than he could tell you about himself. {Pause} So I will.

{Scene changes to The Field. SBLOUNSKCHED! appears through the alternate universe portal and looks around, surprised.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} All right, so this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What? When did you get here?

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Well... um... ok. I was just tellin Deh Ksnulbs here all about SBLOUNSKCHED!

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {angry The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} No, he's not replacing you, The Cheat. It's— it's an email.

THE CHEAT {voiceover} {forgiving The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Yeah, right. So, anyway, this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.

{A SBLOUNSKCHED! bar appears onscreen.}

'CHORUS: {voiceover} SBLOUNSKCHED!

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} But that's not what we're talking about here. {The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar disappears.} This is SBLOUNSKCHED! He's... umm... he's on that website... th— the dumpface wiki. Um...

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {condescending The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey, shut up! I do too know all about SBLOUNSKCHED!!

{Cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: So, in order to better give you the skoop on SBLOUNSKCHED!, we decided to bring him in for an interview.

{Cut to a shot of the whole computer desk. The Cheat is standing next to Strong Bad's chair.}

THE CHEAT: {condescending The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Wght— {waving his arms in the air} I said shut up!

{cut to Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum. Music starts and a newspaper background appears.}

ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:

{The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum logo appears.}

ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at—

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Can we try to be at least a little creative here?

ANNOUNCER: Oh... um... Strong Bad jumps into a fine kettle of journalism fish with...

{a black cauldron drops from the top of the screen. sBLOUNSKCHED! pops out of it, covered with fish.}

ANNOUNCER: SBLOUNSK-kch-chk-k-k... erm... That's actually a cauldron.

HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Oh, is that some sort of witch's brew?

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Agh, no! It's a kettle of fish! Let's... let's just get this over with.

{cut to Strong Bad's basement. He's sitting on the couch next to SBLOUNSKCHED!.}

STRONG BAD: Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism! As we say every show, let's...

AUDIENCE: Get to tha point!

{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.}

STRONG BAD: Welcome to the show, SBLOUNSKCHED!

{cut to close-up of SBLOUNSKCHED! The camera shifts back and forth between them as they talk.}}

SBLOUNSKCHED!: What's up, Strong Bad? Let me say, I'm a huge fan of your work. You—

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's great, man. So... Deh Ksnulbs wants to know all about you, so... well, whatre ya' all about?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Well, Strong Bad, I'm a man of many flavors, like, I dunno, some kinda ice cream... popsicle... thing. I'm all up on all the good stuff, like... trumpet playing, and music writing... That's what I'm doing for a career - some day, anyway. I, um... I like Japanese a whole lot. And anime, like Bleach. I dunno. That sort of thing.

STRONG BAD: So you're a musician, eh SBLOUNSKCHED!? You're not in that band "Limozeen," are you?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Uh, Strong Bad... They're... metal. Metal doesn't use trumpets.

STRONG BAD: Oh. Right. Uh, let's see here... {flips through some index cards} So SBLOUNSKCHED!, it says here that you have a hobby of programming and graphic design. Is this true?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Oh, definitely. I like to code little things every now and then, like the Homestar Runner Toolbar. It's out right now for both Internet Explorer and Firefox, and it's pretty great. I also do some signature and avatar design for the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum. They call me Bulldozer there, though.

STRONG BAD: Yes, your toolbar really is something. {looks back at the index cards} So, this Dumpface Wiki thing you were talking about... what is it, exactly?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: {laughing} The Homestar Runner Wiki is this great online community of people who know everything there is to know about you and your friends. I'm in there, and I like to help out from time to time.

STRONG BAD: Oh, so you're stalking us, eh, SBLOUNSKCHED!? Well, I'm not going to stand for it! {stands up} You—

SBLOUNSKCHED! Yes you are. Sit down.

STRONG BAD Oh. {sits down} Wait... why did I just listen to you?

SBLOUNSKCHED! Because I'm awesome. And there's the whole "bound-by-law" thing.

STRONG BAD Right, right. {reads through the index cards again.} So, um... so you march with some Drum and Bugle Corps {pronounced "corpse"}' thing, right?

SBLOUNSKCHED: Yes. I march with Southwind Drum and Bugle Corps. This is my third year. It's great.

STRONG BAD: Yes, well, it says here that there's nothing more for me to ask you. Is this a fact?

SBLOUNSKCHED: I—

{a buzzer sounds}

STRONG BAD: Well, it looks like we're out of time here. {cut back to a view of the entire couch.} This is Strong Bad, signing off. Tune in again next week when we'll finally convince Senor Cardgage to help us...

AUDIENCE: Get to tha point!

{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.}

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Senor Cardgage?!? Man, that guy is just so cool!

STRONG BAD: I know, man... {his voice fade away and becomes unintelligable.}

{cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: So there you have it, !Deh Ksnulbs. SBLOUNSKCHED! in a nutshell. I guess he's a pretty cool guy. I mean, he likes Senor, so he can't be all that bad. {stops typing.} Man... so cool...

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • At the end of the email, click on "!Deh Ksnulbs" to see the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar reappear on screen.
{"!Deh Ksnulbs" appears at the bottom of the screen.}
CHORUS: DEH KSNULBS!

Fun Facts

Trivia

Remarks

Inside References

Real-World References

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