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Strong Bad Email #3.1415
Watch Talk   User talk:SBLOUNSKCHED! Main Page
"SBLOUNKCHED! doing a "PoJo!"
Things Strong Bad probably can't tell you about SBLOUNSKCHED!

In this email, email "pi," Strong Bad answers questions about the Wiki user "SBLOUNSKCHED!"

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, SBLOUNSKCHED!, The Cheat, Homestar Runner

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: March 14, 2015

Running Time: 3:14

Page Title: Lappy 486


[edit] Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing over Trumpet fanfares} Email! Email!! EEEEEEMAAAAAIIIIL!

{Strong Bad says "dot dot dot" for "...", "Her wiki" for "HRWiki", and "Deh Ksnulbs" for "!DEHCKSNUOLBS."}

STRONG BAD: Do I know anything about SBLOUNSKCHED!? Gimme a break here, Deh Ksnulbs! Me and SBLOUNSKCHED!... we're the best of buddies, brothers even! In fact, I could probably tell you more about SBLOUNSKCHED! than he could tell you about himself. {Pause} So I will.

{Scene changes to The Field. SBLOUNSKCHED! appears through the alternate universe portal and looks around, surprised.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} All right, so this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What? When did you get here?

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Well... um... ok. I was just tellin Deh Ksnulbs here all about SBLOUNSKCHED!

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {angry The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} No, he's not replacing you, The Cheat. It's— it's an email.

THE CHEAT {voiceover} {forgiving The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Yeah, right. So, anyway, this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.

{A SBLOUNSKCHED! bar appears onscreen.}


STRONG BAD: {voiceover} But that's not what we're talking about here. {The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar disappears.} This is SBLOUNSKCHED! He's... umm... he's on that website... th— the dumpface wiki. Um...

THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {condescending The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey, shut up! I do too know all about SBLOUNSKCHED!!

{Cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: So, in order to better give you the skoop on SBLOUNSKCHED!, we decided to bring him in for an interview.

{Cut to a shot of the whole computer desk. The Cheat is standing next to Strong Bad's chair.}

THE CHEAT: {condescending The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Wght— {waving his arms in the air} I said shut up!

{cut to Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum. Music starts and a newspaper background appears.}

ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:

{The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum logo appears.}

ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at—

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Can we try to be at least a little creative here?

ANNOUNCER: Oh... um... Strong Bad jumps into a fine kettle of journalism fish with...

{a black cauldron drops from the top of the screen. sBLOUNSKCHED! pops out of it, covered with fish.}

ANNOUNCER: SBLOUNSK-kch-chk-k-k... erm... That's actually a cauldron.

HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Oh, is that some sort of... witches' brew?

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Agh, no! It's a kettle of fish! Let's... let's just get this over with.

{cut to Strong Bad's basement. He's sitting on the couch next to SBLOUNSKCHED!.}

STRONG BAD: Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism! As we say every show, let's...

AUDIENCE: Get to tha point!

{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.}

STRONG BAD: Welcome to the show, SBLOUNSKCHED!

{cut to close-up of SBLOUNSKCHED! The camera shifts back and forth between them as they talk.}}

SBLOUNSKCHED!: What's up, Strong Bad? Let me say, I'm a huge fan of your work. You—

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's great, man. So... Deh Ksnulbs wants to know all about you, so... well, whatre ya' all about?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Well, Strong Bad, I'm a man of many flavors, like, I dunno, some kinda ice cream... popsicle... thing. I'm all up on all the good stuff, like... trumpet playing, and music writing... That's what I'm doing for a career - some day, anyway. I, um... I like Japanese a whole lot. And anime, like Bleach. I dunno. That sort of thing.

STRONG BAD: So you're a musician, eh SBLOUNSKCHED!? You're not in that band "Limozeen," are you?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Uh, Strong Bad... They're... metal. Metal doesn't usually use trumpets.

STRONG BAD: Oh. Right. Uh, let's see here... {flips through some index cards} So SBLOUNSKCHED!, it says here that you have a hobby of programming and graphic design. Is this true?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Oh, definitely. I like to code little things every now and then, like the Homestar Runner Toolbar. It's out right now for both Internet Explorer and Firefox, and it's pretty great. I also do some signature and avatar design for the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum. They call me Bulldozer there, though.

STRONG BAD: Yes, your toolbar really is something. {looks back at the index cards} So, this Dumpface Wiki thing you were talking about... what is it, exactly?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: {laughing} The Homestar Runner Wiki is this great online community of people who know everything there is to know about you and your friends. I'm in there, and I like to help out from time to time.

STRONG BAD: Oh, so you're stalking us, eh, SBLOUNSKCHED!? Well, I'm not going to stand for it! {stands up} You—

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Yes you are. Sit down.

STRONG BAD: Oh. {sits down} Wait... why did I just listen to you?

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Because I'm awesome. And there's the whole "bound-by-law" thing.

STRONG BAD: Right, right. {reads through the index cards again.} So, um... so you march with some Drum and Bugle Corps {pronounced "corpse"} thing, right?

SBLOUNSKCHED: Yes. I march with Southwind Drum and Bugle Corps. This is my third year. It's great.

STRONG BAD: Yes, well, it says here that there's nothing more for me to ask you. Is this a fact?


{a buzzer sounds}

STRONG BAD: Hup, it looks like we're out of time here. {cut back to a view of the entire couch.} This is Strong Bad, signing off. Tune in again next week when we'll finally convince Senor Cardgage to help us...

AUDIENCE: Get to tha point!

{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.}

SBLOUNSKCHED!: Senor Cardgage?!? Man, that guy is just so cool!

STRONG BAD: I know, man... {his voice fade away and becomes unintelligable.}

{cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: So there you have it, !Deh Ksnulbs. SBLOUNSKCHED! in a nutshell. I guess he's a pretty cool guy. I mean, he likes Senor, so he can't be all that bad. {stops typing.} Man... so cool...

{The Paper comes down.}

[edit] Easter Eggs

  • At the end of the email, click on "!Deh Ksnulbs" to see the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar reappear on screen.
{"!Deh Ksnulbs" appears at the bottom of the screen.}

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

[edit] Remarks

  • SBLOUNSKCHED! is currently a sophomore Music Composition major with a minor in Japanese Language and Culture.
    • Furthermore, his ideal career is in Trumpet Performance. He wants to be a professional trumpet soloist.
  • Though he doesn't say it here, SBLOUNSKCHED! is also a writer, and has already begun work on his first novel. It is to combine the genres of Fantasy and Science Fiction, as well as many of their subgenres, into one series of books. This year, he's taking part in NaNoWriYe, attempting 250,000 words by Dec. 31, 2007.
  • SBLOUNCHKED! has written many pieces of music as a composer. Some of his compositions can be heard here.

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Real-World References

  • The Homestar Runner Toolbar is a toolbar released by SBLOUNSKCHED!. It brings a whole new level of functionality to the Homestar Website and the HRWiki.
  • Southwind is a Drum and Bugle Corps from Lexington, KY. People come from all over the United States and Japan to march and play with the group.

[edit] External Links

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