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Revision as of 10:38, 1 January 2005
Strong Bad Email #28
Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad's hands were glued to his face. Fortunately, he is correct.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Coach Z
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
hello strong bad, don't you think it would be funny if you glued strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be... alex medford, nj
STRONG BAD: {typing} I'm one step ahead of you, Alex.
{A book appears on-screen with a black-and-white picture of Strong Bad exploring a cave with a torch. The text reads:}
CHOOSE YOUR OWN STRONG
BAD EMAIL ADVENTURE
Should Strong Bad really glue Strong Sad's hands to his face?!
If you choose YES turn to page 93
If you choose MAYBE turn to page 121
If you choose to TAKE IT IN A BIT OF A
DIFFERENT DIRECTION turn to page 146
Yes
{Cut to Strong Sad standing on the Football Field with his hands glued to his face and a target labeled "Peg Me" painted on his chest.}
STRONG SAD: Guys?! {Strong Sad is pelted with dodgeballs.} Owww! Oh! Ohw! Augh! Okay you guys! {Another ball is tossed at him.} Augh! It's not funny. {Another ball is tossed at him.} Augh! I'm kinda... {Another ball is tossed at him.} Augh! ...unable to defend myself. {Another 2 balls are tossed at him} Oww! Oh! More so than usual. {Balls continue to pelt him.}
{The Paper comes down}
Maybe
{Cut to Strong Sad lying down on his bed, his hands glued to his face.}
STRONG SAD: Augh! I'm blind! My prayers have finally been answered.
{Strong Sad tries to move his hands.}
STRONG SAD: Oh wait, my hands are just glued to my face. Oh well, I'll take that.
{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat standing outside Strong Sad's room.}
STRONG BAD: Oh man, he likes it! Okay, go to plan B!
{The Cheat salutes him and leaves. He brings back a bucket of red ants and takes it to Strong Sad's room.}
{The Paper comes down. One red ant crawls out of Strong Sad's room.}
Take it in a bit of a different direction
STRONG BAD: {typing} Though I decided to take it in a bit of a different direction.
{Cut to Strong Sad standing on a green field with his hands glued to his butt. Homestar walks up to him.}
STRONG SAD: Oh, hohoh... oh hey Homestar!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Er, Strong Sad. Why are you touching your buttocks? That's pretty weird.
STRONG SAD: I can't help it!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, that is really weird.
{Homestar walks away and Bubs walks up.}
STRONG SAD: No wait, you don't understand!
BUBS: Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike.
STRONG SAD: I'm not a lady.
BUBS: Oh! Whatever.
{Bubs walks away and Strong Bad walks up}
STRONG SAD: Augh, this is getting frustrating!
STRONG BAD: Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here! And uncontrollably grabbing your own butt, I see. Oh, don't let me get in the way. Carry on!
{Strong Bad snickers and walks away. Coach Z walks past.}
STRONG SAD: Please, come back!
COACH Z: 'Attaboy, Strong Sad.
{Coach Z walks away}
STRONG SAD: Hey, where are you going? You have any solvent? Or Goof Off? Or Didi Seven? Somebody get my hands off my butt!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- If you choose YES, after Strong Sad gets hit with dodgeballs, you can click the target on his belly to play the Peg Strong Sad game.
Fun Facts
- When this Strong Bad Email first came out, the extra choices weren't available. It just went ahead with the "Take it in a different direction" bit, which is why that's the only choice that shows Strong Bad still typing. The choices were added a few weeks later.
- If you choose "maybe", shortly after the paper comes down, an ant crawls out of Strong Sad's room.
- Didi Seven is a real cleaner, as is Goof-Off.
- This E-mail was a huge reference to/satire of the infamous series of books that we know as Choose Your Own Adventure.
- In the book's picture, Strong Bad is in a cave, which has nothing to do with this email.
- This is the only e-mail to have an "again" option at the end - likely due to the three possible endings.
DVD Version
- The DVD Version has the Peg Strong Sad game removed, for obvious reasons.
