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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. ''{stops singing}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. ''{stops singing}'' | ||
| - | < | + | <blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad..,<br /> |
| - | Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend | + | Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend<br /> |
| - | won't... mostly because he's jealous of you. | + | won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.<br /> |
| - | I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang, | + | I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,<br /> |
| - | but nothing seems to work out. Please help | + | but nothing seems to work out. Please help<br /> |
| - | me Strong Bad... | + | me Strong Bad...<br /> |
| - | Kissless in Santa Rosa</ | + | Kissless in Santa Rosa</blockquote> |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! So here's what you do: Wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." ''{stops typing}'' And I'll tell you what, ''{resumes}'' he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese Buffet, man. ''{stops typing}'' Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! So here's what you do: Wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." ''{stops typing}'' And I'll tell you what, ''{resumes}'' he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese Buffet, man. ''{stops typing}'' Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! | ||
Revision as of 17:58, 27 May 2005
Strong Bad Email #5
Someone asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.
Page Title: Frampton's Camel
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Date: Unknown
Computer: Tandy 400
Running Time: 0:58
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do. {stops singing}
Dear Strong Bad..,
Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.
I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,
but nothing seems to work out. Please help
me Strong Bad...
Kissless in Santa Rosa
STRONG BAD: Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! So here's what you do: Wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." {stops typing} And I'll tell you what, {resumes} he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese Buffet, man. {stops typing} Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!
{The Paper falls, reading, "Click here to e-mail strong bad".}
Fun Facts
Real-World References
- Frampton's Camel was the name of Peter Frampton's backing band for several years, and the name of his 1973 album.
- The pseudonym the sender adopts is similar to those given to correspondents of Ann Landers and Dear Abby (e.g. Sleepless in Seattle).
