User:SBLOUNSKCHED!
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In this email, email "pi," Strong Bad answers questions about the Wiki user "SBLOUNSKCHED!"
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, SBLOUNSKCHED!
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: March 14, 2015
Running Time: 3:14
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing over Trumpet fanfares} Email! Email!! EEEEEEMAAAAAIIIIL!
subject: SBLOUNSCHKED!Dear Strong Bad,
I was wondering... do you know anything
about the user, "SBLOUNSKCHED!" on the HRWiki?
Your pal,
!DEHCKSNUOLBS
{Strong Bad says "dot dot dot" for "...", "Her wiki" for "HRWiki", and "Deh Ksnulbs" for !DEHCKSNUOLBS.}
STRONG BAD: Do I know anything about SBLOUNSKCHED!? Gimme a break here, Deh Ksnulbs! Me and SBLOUNSKCHED!... we're the best of buddies, brothers even! In fact, I could probably tell you more about SBLOUNSKCHED! than he could tell you about himself. {Pause} So I will.
{Scene changes to The Field. SBLOUNSKCHED! appears through the alternate universe portal and looks around, surprised.
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} All right, so this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.
THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What? When did you get here?
THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Well... um... ok. I was just tellin Deh Ksnulbs here all about SBLOUNSKCHED!
THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {angry The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} No, he's not replacing you, The Cheat. It's— it's an email.
THE CHEAT {voiceover} {forgiving The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Yeah, right. So, anyway, this is SBLOUNSKCHED!.
{A SBLOUNSKCHED! bar appears onscreen.}
'CHORUS: {voiceover} SBLOUNSKCHED!
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} But that's not what we're talking about here. {The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar disappears.} This is SBLOUNSKCHED! He's... umm... he's on that website... th— the dumpface wiki. Um...
THE CHEAT: {voiceover} {condescending The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey, shut up! I do too know all about SBLOUNSKCHED!!
{Cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: So, in order to better give you the skoop on SBLOUNSKCHED!, we decided to bring him in for an interview.
{Cut to a shot of the whole computer desk. The Cheat is standing next to Strong Bad's chair.}
THE CHEAT: {condescending The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Wght— {waving his arms in the air} I said shut up!
{cut to Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum. Music starts and a newspaper background appears.}
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum:
{The Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum logo appears.}
ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad aims the barrel of his sawed-off journalism shotgun at—
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Can we try to be at least a little creative here?
ANNOUNCER: Oh... um... Strong Bad jumps into a fine kettle of journalism fish with...
{a black cauldron drops from the top of the screen. sBLOUNSKCHED! pops out of it, covered with fish.}
ANNOUNCER: SBLOUNSK-kch-chk-k-k... erm... That's actually a cauldron.
HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Oh, is that some sort of witch's brew?
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Agh, no! It's a kettle of fish! Let's... let's just get this over with.
{cut to Strong Bad's basement. He's sitting on the couch next to SBLOUNSKCHED!.}
STRONG BAD: Good evening, mostly people, and welcome to another night of hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism! As we say every show, let's...
AUDIENCE: Get to tha point!
{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.}
STRONG BAD: Welcome to the show, SBLOUNSKCHED!
{cut to close-up of SBLOUNSKCHED! The camera shifts back and forth between them as they talk.}}
SBLOUNSKCHED!: What's up, Strong Bad? Let me say, I'm a huge fan of your work. You—
STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's great, man. So... Deh Ksnulbs wants to know all about you, so... well, whatre ya' all about?
SBLOUNSKCHED!: Well, Strong Bad, I'm a man of many flavors, like, I dunno, some kinda ice cream... popsicle... thing. I'm all up on all the good stuff, like... trumpet playing, and music writing... That's what I'm doing for a career - some day, anyway. I, um... I like Japanese a whole lot. And anime, like Bleach. I dunno. That sort of thing.
STRONG BAD: So you're a musician, eh SBLOUNSKCHED!? You're not in that band "Limozeen," are you?
SBLOUNSKCHED!: Uh, Strong Bad... They're... metal. Metal doesn't use trumpets.
STRONG BAD: Oh. Right. Uh, let's see here... {flips through some index cards} So SBLOUNSKCHED!, it says here that you have a hobby of programming and graphic design. Is this true?
SBLOUNSKCHED!: Oh, definitely. I like to code little things every now and then, like the Homestar Runner Toolbar. It's out right now for both Internet Explorer and Firefox, and it's pretty great. I also do some signature and avatar design for the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum. They call me Bulldozer there, though.
STRONG BAD: Yes, your toolbar really is something. {looks back at the index cards} So, this Dumpface Wiki thing you were talking about... what is it, exactly?
SBLOUNSKCHED!: {laughing} The Homestar Runner Wiki is this great online community of people who know everything there is to know about you and your friends. I'm in there, and I like to help out from time to time.
STRONG BAD: Oh, so you're stalking us, eh, SBLOUNSKCHED!? Well, I'm not going to stand for it! {stands up} You—
SBLOUNSKCHED! Yes you are. Sit down.
STRONG BAD Oh. {sits down} Wait... why did I just listen to you?
SBLOUNSKCHED! Because I'm awesome. And there's the whole "bound-by-law" thing.
STRONG BAD Right, right. {reads through the index cards again.} So, um... so you march with some Drum and Bugle Corps {pronounced "corpse"}' thing, right?
SBLOUNSKCHED: Yes. I march with Southwind Drum and Bugle Corps. This is my third year. It's great.
STRONG BAD: Yes, well, it says here that there's nothing more for me to ask you. Is this a fact?
SBLOUNSKCHED: I—
{a buzzer sounds}
STRONG BAD: Well, it looks like we're out of time here. {cut back to a view of the entire couch.} This is Strong Bad, signing off. Tune in again next week when we'll finally convince Senor Cardgage to help us...
AUDIENCE: Get to tha point!
{The text "GET TO THA POINT" flashes on-screen in colorful graffiti-style writing.}
SBLOUNSKCHED!: Senor Cardgage?!? Man, that guy is just so cool!
STRONG BAD: I know, man... {his voice fade away and becomes unintelligable.}
{cut back to Strong Bad and the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: So there you have it, !Deh Ksnulbs. SBLOUNSKCHED! in a nutshell. I guess he's a pretty cool guy. I mean, he likes Senor, so he can't be all that bad. {stops typing.} Man... so cool...
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end of the email, click on "!Deh Ksnulbs" to see the SBLOUNSKCHED! bar reappear on screen.
- {"!Deh Ksnulbs" appears at the bottom of the screen.}
- CHORUS: DEH KSNULBS!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The Floppy Disk Container reads "How to Play the Trumpet".
Remarks
Inside References
Real-World References
External Links
WatchTalk to "SBLOUNSKCHED!"view the Flash file forTalk to "SBLOUNSKCHED!"- forum thread re: "SBLOUNSKCHED!"
