Strong Bad Email Descriptions

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A list of Strong Bad Emails with their official descriptions on YouTube or the Strong Bad Email Menu.

Number	Email	YouTube description	Sbemail Menu Description
1	some kinda robot	Strong Bad answers the age old question of whether he takes his mask and boxing gloves off before he goes to bed.	Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome."
2	homsar	Someone can't spell "Homestar." The world is never the same.	Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email.
3	butt IQ	[no description]	Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts.
4	homestar hair	[no description]	When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe.
5	making out	[no description]	A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh.
6	depressio	[no description]	Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad.
7	halloweener	Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar.
8	brianrietta	[no description]	Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.
9	i love you	Strong Bad gets an email from Fhqwhgads.	Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!
10	trevor the vampire	Strong Bad looks back at a few of his favorite Trevor memories.	When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago.
11	i rule	Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before.
12	credit card	Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam.
13	i she be	Strong Bad makes fun of grammar and stuff.	The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there!
14	duck pond	Strong Bad plays Duck Pond Simulator.	Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky.
15	the basics	Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people.
16	band names	Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name.
17	studying	Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying.
18	stand-up	Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance.
19	tape-leg	Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2.
20	spring cleaning	Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED!
21	cartoon	Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around.
22	sb_email 22	The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK.
23	little animal	The origin story of kicking The Cheat.
24	the bird	Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery.
25	super powers	The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed.
26	CGNU	Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University.
27	3 Wishes	Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that.
28	1 step ahead	This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face.
29	superhero name	Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish!
30	12:00	Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock.
31	sugarbob	Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something.
32	flag day	Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate.
33	gimmicks	The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers.
34	weird dream	Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had.
35	sisters	Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend.
36	guitar	Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills.
37	dullard	Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard.
38	helium	Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly!
39	property of ones	Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones.
40	vacation	Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations.
41	invisibility	Strong Bad describes a day of invisibility.	The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible.
42	action figure	Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure.
43	little questions	Strong Bad answers questions from Sweden.	Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan.
44	lures & jigs	Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one.
45	techno	Strong Bad makes a techno song.	Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece.
46	your friends	Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends.
47	new hands	Strong Bad makes a mistake when picking what to replace his hands with.	Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with.
48	ghosts	Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer!
49	theme party	Strong Bad helps so college students with their upcoming party.	Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party.
50	50 emails	In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails.
51	website	[not on YouTube]	Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002.
52	island	The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island.
53	comic	Strong Bad makes a comic about Brittany and her friends.	Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad.
54	morning routine	The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for...
55	cheat talk	[no description]	Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat.
56	current status	Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail.
57	japanese cartoon	Strong Bad makes a Japanese cartoon.	Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths!
58	dragon	Strong Bad teaches the world how to draw a dragon.	Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly.
59	marzipan	Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him.
60	huttah!	Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails.
61	monster truck	Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public!
62	interview	Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee."
63	fingers	Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves.
64	english paper	[not on YouTube]	Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork.
65	unused emails	What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out!
66	the show	Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.'
67	autobiography	Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography.
68	caper	Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up.
69	personal favorites	Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right?
70	big white face	After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith.
71	2 emails	Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time.
72	crazy cartoon	Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL!
73	mascot	Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match!
74	privileges	The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon!
75	funny	SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star.
76	sibbie	Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait.
77	suntan	Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun.
78	anything	The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it?
79	the process	Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro!
80	stunt double	Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque!
81	date	Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors!
82	impression	Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.
83	labor day	Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever.
84	kids' book	Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different."
85	2 years	Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about.
86	no loafing	Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings.
87	mile	SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon.
88	couch patch	The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know!
89	local news	The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight.
90	colonization	Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might.
91	caffeine	See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been!
92	kind of cool	Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!!
93	army	Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos!
94	video games	Strong Bad describes what his video game would be like on various systems.	Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask."
95	the bet	Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues.
96	lackey	Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard.
97	monument	While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman.
98	stupid stuff	Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes.
99	different town	Strong Bad sings about how he would make his town different.
100	flashback	Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat!
101	car	Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car.
102	lunch special	Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon!
103	haircut	Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts.
104	theme park	Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like.
105	replacement	Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out.
106	dangeresque 3	Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?
107	cheatday	Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday.
108	pom pom	Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone.
109	crying	Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder!
110	for kids	Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like.
111	other days	Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week.
112	old comics	Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of.
113	pizzaz	Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz.
114	the facts	Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation.
115	time capsule	What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out!
116	extra plug	SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use.
117	montage	Strong Bad creates a montage.
118	virus	Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus.
119	animal	Strong Bad gets a laptop computer and details what his own made up animal would be like.	Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like.
120	radio	Strong Bad describes various radio host styles.	Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts.
121	part-time job	Strong Bad tries to sell cups of ice for Bubs while dressed up as the Tragic Clown Dog. A classic!
122	dreamail	Strong Bad describes the perfect email with the help of a fade-y pink border.
123	origins	Homestar singing some songs about bread is all you really need to know about this one. Strong Bad is in it too, I assume.
124	secret recipes	SB tricks people into eating gross stuff. The Cheat gets a haircut. What's not to love?
125	rock opera	One word from each of his first 125 sbemails make up the lyrics to Strong Bad's definitely-planned-from-the-start rock opera.
126	best thing	Strong Bad describes the best thing he's ever seen, done or eaten.	Strong Bad remember the best thing ever: Limozeen's very short-lived Saturday morning cartoon.
127	long pants	Homestar shows up wearing shorts and pants at the same time. At least he was told long pants. Long pants, long pants. By who we don't know.
128	rampage	Strong Bad demonstrates the types of rampages he goes on these days. Reading, regal, and legal to name a few.
129	garage sale	Strong Bad breaks down garage sales and the people who frequent them.
130	do over	Strong Bad tries to do-over a few previous emails. It works perfectly. Nothing goes wrong at all.
131	boring (really)	The most action-packed Strong Bad email ever! Bricks! Eye closings! Three-letter words!
132	modeling	Strong Bad dons the latest styles for a high-fashion photo shoot.
133	bottom 10	Strong Bad lists his bottom 10.	Strong Bad's Bottom 10 List! Not much more to say!
134	record book	Strong Bad tries to get a world record for his new record book. Other great stuff happens, too.
135	lady...ing	SB revisits one of his earliest (made-up) emails. Connoisseurs of late nineties flash animation will get a real kick out of it!
136	geddup noise	Strong Bad explains what happened to the Geddup Noise.	Strong Bad tells the tale of the meteoric rise of the sound it make when he stands up from his computer desk.
137	bedtime story	The Cheat's bedtime routine has officially reached rigamarole status. Watch and learn!
138	space program	Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's space program, SBASAF.	Space Captainface and Strap Coopmore get ready for launchday in this filmstrip from Strong Badia's space programs, SBASAF.
139	portrait	Strong Bad tries to figure what art style is most worthy of his visage.
140	highschool	[not on YouTube]	In his usual deflective style, Strong Bad expains what other cartoon characters are like when they're teens and then takes it too far.
141	death metal	Strong Bad gives lessons in making a death metal song.	Learn to hot glue corn flaskes to your face the Strong Bad way and get your fill of D-E words, invisible orbs, and creepy rusty meat!
142	secret identity	[not on YouTube]	Live a day in a Mudgeman's shoes as Strong Bad lies about secret identities he doesn't actually have.
143	technology	Strong Bad tries to explain technology to middle school students.	Look out mama, Strong Bad's usin' technology! Learn about the latest tech from the mouth of a real techtalker!
144	narrator	[not on YouTube]	StroBro decides to narrate everybody else's daily lives like movie trailers. Stuff gets chucked at Strong Sad.
145	myths & legends	Strong Bad tells the legendary legend of the Bear Holding a Shark.	The origins of the bear holding a shark are revealed and a community is set on edge by mysterious sightings.
146	pop-up	[not on YouTube]	Somebody's friend had a dream there was a Strong Bad pop-up book, it was the book of YOUR dreams!
147	lady fan	[not on YouTube]	SB tries to help someone impress their lady fan, but it probably doesn't work. Homestar tweeses it out!
148	disconnected	[not on YouTube]	Strong Bad weighs the pros and cons of separating his head from his body.
149	candy product	[not on YouTube]	Strong Bad gets his own candy product and a catchy commercial for it too!
150	alternate universe	Strong Bad visits alternate universes with his new alternate portal device.	For his sesquicentenn-email, Strong Bad and The Cheat make an alternate universe portal so he can visit his many doppelgangers.
151	senior prom	[not on YouTube]	Strong Bad makes up a convoluted plan to crash the senior prom. You can imagine how that goes for him.
152	isp	Strong Bad describes Strong Badia's internet service provider.	With his internet acting up, Strong Bad has to call customer service and ultimately confronts the Bubs in charge!
153	redesign	[not on YouTube]	Learn the basics of branding as Strong Bad attempts to redesign the venerable No Loafing sign with mixed results.
154	keep cool	[not on YouTube]	Cool time, pool time! There's a pool, remember?! And Strong Bad is the lifeguard!
155	theme song	Strong Bad tries to explain why his email show doesn't have a theme song.	Strong Bad crafts a sitcom theme song for his 3-5 minute email show. Do you want to make.... twicebutt?
156	road trip	[not on YouTube]	This my friend is jumbo/LARGE! Strong Bad and The Cheat try to take Bubs' Gremlin on a road trip.
157	trading cards	[not on YouTube]	Strong Bad refuses to give Daniel from Canada what he wants and instead shows off everybody else's trading cards.
158	cliffhangers	[not on YouTube]	Since there are no real cliffhangers, Strong Bad makes up a bunch and resolves them only to be a victim of a cliffhanger himself!
159	retirement	[not on YouTube]	Mysterious forces have taken Strong Bad's laptop! Can he meet the ransom demands and get her back?
160	coloring	[not on YouTube]	Learn about crayon names with a Limozeen coloring book and Marzipan's creepy school/cult.
161	4 branches	Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
162a	the chair	A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
162b	the chair	Hey, hey, hey. It's email.
163	what I want	Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
164	looking old	{slowly} Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
165	strong badathlon	I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
166	unnatural	I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
167	the movies	Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
168	your funeral	Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
169	from work	Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
170	rough copy	Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
171	underlings	My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
172	more armies	Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
173	the paper	Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
174	mini-golf	Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
175	concert	I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
176	hygiene	Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
177	original	Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
178	bike thief	Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
179	pizza joint	Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
180	slumber party	Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
181	web comics	Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
182	business trip	When I was sixteen, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
183	yes, wrestling	Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
184	diorama	I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
185	nightlife	Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
186	environment	I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
187	winter pool	Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
188	fan club	Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
189	pet show	Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
190	licensed	Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
191	buried	Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
192	shapeshifter	Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.
193	rated	My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR-phone! That's right.
193½	SBCG4AP Advertisement	Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.
194	specially marked	If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
195	love poems	Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
196	hiding	Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!
197	your edge	Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
198	magic trick	I'm gonna check my {grunt}, and then I'll check my {grunt} and then we'll turn it out.
199	being mean	I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
200	email thunder	THE POOPSMITH: {singing} Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about. How can we face two hundred sbemails? The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak! STRONG BAD: Puke!
200½	April Fool 09	Having it out with an email, in the middle of the street in front of some tourists, please don't call the cops.
201	hremail3184	Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
202	imaginary	Checking emails at home from your work computer, it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.
203	independent	To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.
204	dictionary	Oh, people can you feel me? To email me? Also, please don't try to really feel me.
205	videography	Checkin' emails with boxing gloves: the sweet computer science.
206	sbemail206	Emails are like Hot Pockets; they're full of garbage and cheese!
207	too cool	Let's not make a big deal out of this! It's just a little Strong Bad Email! Ring!
208	The Next April Fools Thing

Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components	Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by	Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags	Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology	Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis	Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails