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Revision as of 13:51, 21 July 2008
| Strong Bad Email #197 |
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Gee Tee is worried that Strong Bad might be losing his edge.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Strong Mad (Easter egg)
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Sad's Room, Basement of the Brothers Strong, Living Room of the Brothers Strong
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, July 21, 2008
Running Time: 4:00
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
subject: a little concernedHey Strongbad-
I'm a little worried that you might be losing your edge. I
heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in
a while.
Yours, etc
Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA
{Strong Bad pronounces the hyphen as "minus", "heven't" as spelled, and "shenanigans" as "she-ne-ne-nanigans" He expands "yours etc" as "yours, his, hers, mine, ours". He also pronounces the name and place of the sender in a very rushed voice.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous. Our shenanigans make the cover of Have Edge Times Magazine like every month! Like the other day. Me and The Cheat—
{scene cuts to The Field. We see Strong Bad and The Cheat approaching a deflated basketball lying on the ground}
STRONG BAD: {as voiceover} —walked past this deflated basketball and consciously decided not to reinflate it!
STRONG BAD: So what do you think, man?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: OK, now we're talkin' . Let's get out of here before the cops come! {Dances nervously}
{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off to the right. Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer.}
STRONG BAD: And then {Strong Bad pronounces "then" as "uh"} yesterday, we—
{scene cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing on the bed and throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Strong Sad, whose right side is only just visible at the right of the screen. The Cheat makes little excited noises, and Strong Sad produces quiet, bored-sounding "ow"s.}
STRONG BAD: {as voiceover} —feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad!
STRONG BAD: You said it The Cheat! Tar is prohibitively expensive!
{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer}
STRONG BAD:{typing} But edgiest of all, THIS MORNING, we spread mayonnaise—
{scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement, spreading Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise onto the tops of cardboard boxes}
STRONG BAD: {as voiceover} —on all these cardboard boxes, man. And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up, vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the mayonaise! Thirty whole minutes! Can you be—yeah, okay, we're losing our edge.
STRONG BAD: The Cheat, get in here!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, with a melodic tone}
STRONG BAD: Take that thing off!
THE CHEAT: {disappointed The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time! And it'll never be again! {sotto voce} See me after this email. {at full volume} No, it's time to do some real damage, The Cheat! It's time to get our shenan on! Again!
THE CHEAT: {enthusiastic The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, look at this arsenal of edge-haver-y right here, man. We can't go wrong!
THE CHEAT: {questioning The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: You know, shenanigans! Like, uh, you start sawin' a hole in the floor, and I'll stomp on this casserole.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my—ah!
STRONG BAD: {moan, followed by "yugga-da-yugga" noise of lips flapping while head is shaken vigorously} Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so ... easy to animate.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: I don't know {pronounced "I-uh know"} man, but we gotta stay edgy. We can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole. Lemme kick you. That's a classic shenani-move. {a grunt}
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: {a yell, and then a more different grunt} Geez, Lucy, hold still!
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: Ow, my eye!
THE CHEAT: {scream-like The Cheat noise}
STRONG BAD: Naw, just kiddin'. It's a ping-pong ball. I always keep a spare pack in my pants. Some would say "pocket"; I say: "in my pants".
STRONG SAD: Hello? Is somebody down there?
STRONG BAD: Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves.
STRONG SAD: Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?
STRONG BAD: Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context! Now either violently throw yourself in here, or scram-oose!
STRONG SAD: Fine! But I wan't the one who—
STRONG BAD: Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?
STRONG SAD: Ah, sure. Tappity-tappity-tap. Yeah, I just checked. It is.
STRONG BAD: Awesome, I thought so! Where'd you check, like "Have Most Edge Guy" or edgejangle dot com, one o' those?
STRONG SAD: Yup, all the most popular sites. Uh, they recommend staying in the whole for a few days too. So I can finish my novelle-ique.
STRONG BAD: Oh, cool! I mean, we've got foot-stomp casserole down here, so we should be good!
STRONG BAD:Could you toss down something to drink though, Strong Sad? Oh nevermind will just drink that bottle of gasoline.
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Easter Eggs
- Clicking "Have Edge Times Magazine" at the beginning shows Strong Bad and The Cheat on the cover of Have Edge Times magazine.
- At the end, click Strong Bad's left eye to see what happens 3 hours later.
- THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
- STRONG BAD: {In an imitation of a grandmother} Oh, Adalade, you devil! Substituting bacon grease for butter? If my Wilbur only knew...
- {Lights turn on, revealing the basement of the Brothers Strong with the circle of floor sitting on Strong Mad's head.}
- STRONG MAD: WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?
- At the end, click The Cheat's eyes to see Strong Sad on the cover of Have Edge Times magazine.
Fun Facts
Remarks
- When Strong Bad and The Cheat are in the hole, they both seem to have Bubs' smaller eye as their pupils.
- The font on the invisible Paper seems to be that of the old Paper.
Inside References
- In the living room, eggs, Light 'em Up Dan lighter fluid from pizza joint, and axes from slumber party are seen.
- This is another instance of Kicking The Cheat.
- Strong Sad gets his revenge on Strong Bad again.
Real-world References
- Lucy, a character from the Peanuts comic strip, famously held a football to be kicked by Charlie Brown only to pull it away at the last second in many strips in the series.
External Links
- watch "your edge"
- watch "your edge" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "your edge"
- forum thread re: "your edge"
