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There is currently no formatting as I'm just gathering the blockquotes.  Eventually this should go in some kind of tabular format. Feel free to contribute.
There is currently no formatting as I'm just gathering the blockquotes.  Eventually this should go in some kind of tabular format. Feel free to contribute.
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
<br />
<br />
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing<br />
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing<br />
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Abdi LaRue<br />
Abdi LaRue<br />
San Diego, CA</blockquote>
San Diego, CA</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Hi Strong Bad,<br />
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If you hate Homsar so much,<br />
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why don't you kill him?<br />
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-Vinnie C.</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email"> Dear Mr Bad,<br />
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How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?<br />
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I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?<br />
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Crapfully yours,<br />
 +
Tyler</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Homestar Hair<br />
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downloading...</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad..,<br />
 +
Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend<br />
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won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.<br />
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I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,<br />
 +
but nothing seems to work out. Please help<br />
 +
me Strong Bad...<br />
 +
Kissless in Santa Rosa</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy <!--there is a space before the comma. And it really is a comma.-->,<br />
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Your fan,<br />
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Anthony<br />
 +
from South Gate CA</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strongbad,<br />
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I want to have the bestest halloween<br />
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costume ever this year. How can I make<br />
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a strongbad costume?<br />
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With crap,<br />
 +
Ben from Ohio University</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, <br />
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I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous <br />
 +
you are. I love the way you walk around without <br />
 +
your  shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I <br />
 +
was wondering if you would like to go <br />
 +
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-<br />
 +
Pom has my number.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Hopefully yours,<br />
 +
Brian</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">i love u<br />
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-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden<br />
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Maine and I was wondering if you could teach<br />
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me how to be as awesome as you. I am a<br />
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vampire and
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</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">If you are so evil, how come you don't rule<br />
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the world or at least some kind of field?<br />
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<br />
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Mike, UK
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</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Mr. Bad<br />
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<br />
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We regret to inform you that your credit card<br />
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has expired. To keep your account, we will need<br />
 +
you to send your old credit card number and<br />
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expiration date, as well as a new one so we can<br />
 +
make the change. We promise we are real and<br />
 +
not just trying to steal your money.<br />
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<br />
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John, and some other people<br />
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who aren't scam artists</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!<br />
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i she be your girlfriend.</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
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do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding <br />
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the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are <br />
 +
your thoughts on this subject?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
your friend,<br />
 +
ron kiwi</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />
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<br />
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how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.<br />
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<br />
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With crap,<br />
 +
T.J.</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">hey strong bad,<br />
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help us come up with a name for our band. i was <br />
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thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or <br />
 +
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first <br />
 +
show tomorrow.<br />
 +
you rule<br />
 +
- dan</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls <br />
 +
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Crapfully yours,<br />
 +
Roy</blockquote>
 +
}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
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ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any <br />
 +
stand up comidic stuff?<br />
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<br />
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crapfully crappy,<br />
 +
joe p.</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />
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my brothers are always telling me that your <br />
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legs are made of tape, is that true?<br />
 +
-Nicolas
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</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems <br />
 +
like a nice guy to me.<br />
 +
Caitlyn
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">Do you have a secret crush with marzipan?<br />
 +
steve<br />
 +
sterling, VA</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br />
 +
Mike,<br />
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Bend Oregon</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
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Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? <br />
 +
Where did the word crap come from?<br />
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<br />
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Crapfully crapfully,<br />
 +
Chad</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
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Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. <br />
 +
Come on, you can do better than that! This is like <br />
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the highlight of my week.<br />
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Suprised at your lack of humor,<br />
 +
Sue</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear mr bad<br />
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make a cartoon with only u in it and then <br />
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just u do the commentary<br />
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crapful<br />
 +
geroge</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Hi Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
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I'm from England. What do you think of <br />
 +
the English?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Thank you,<br />
 +
Mark</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">What would you do if a little animal came <br />
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up to you.<br />
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<br />
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crapfully yours,<br />
 +
Ashley and Anthony</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">DEAR STRONG BAD,<br />
 +
IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE <br />
 +
OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?<br />
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VERY CRAPFULLY:<br />
 +
PHYLO D</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your <br />
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forehead the source of all your super <br />
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powers? Or is it merely decorative?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Aaron C.</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
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<br />
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i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts <br />
 +
University, just like you. Please let me know <br />
 +
how i can accomplish this goal.<br />
 +
thank you.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Margo</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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If you had three wishes, what would the second <br />
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one be?<br />
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<br />
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Much Crap,<br />
 +
Brandon Hofer<br />
 +
Judson College<br />
 +
Elgin, IL</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">hello strong bad,<br />
 +
don't you think it would be funny if you glued <br />
 +
strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...<br />
 +
<br />
 +
alex<br />
 +
medford, nj</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong bad:<br />
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<br />
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Why is it that your superhero name does not end <br />
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in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc...<br />
 +
<br />
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Your friend<br />
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<br />
 +
Stiny</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
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My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you <br />
 +
have any suggestions on how to fix it?<br />
 +
<br />
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Thankyou,<br />
 +
Cory Dewey-Smith</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">DEAR STRONGBAD<br />
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MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE <br />
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BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T <br />
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KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL <br />
 +
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.<br />
 +
SINCERELY<br />
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YOUR JEALOUS FAN,<br />
 +
DANIEL</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
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Happy Flag Day! I bet you have  a totally awesome <br />
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flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us.<br />
 +
<br />
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Your pal,<br />
 +
Pablo<br />
 +
Phoenix</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
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Do you remember when you would answer emails and <br />
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be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss <br />
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those days.<br />
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<br />
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With a lot of crap,<br />
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<br />
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Mike W<br />
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Everett, MA</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000">what is the weirdest dream<br />
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you've ever had?<br />
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<br />
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-marie</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
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My sister and me think you are so cool.<br />
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Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.<br />
 +
Yours,<br />
 +
Ali</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="short tandy email">hello,<br />
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I am write single to salute and wait <br />
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for answer again</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Hey Strong Bad whats up?<br />
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<br />
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Can you play the Guitar?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Derek Highet<br />
 +
Northern California</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
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How do I deal with the office dullard?<br />
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Jason</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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What do you sound like when you breathe helium?<br />
 +
<br />
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Shack<br />
 +
Whittier</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
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How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one <br />
 +
that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Dan Waters<br />
 +
Dallas, TX</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
You must be a very busy man. You should think <br />
 +
about a vacation.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Filled with crap,<br />
 +
BrothaCheese</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="email">strong bad,<br />
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<br />
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what would you do if you were <br />
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invisable for one day????<br />
 +
<br />
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sin studly17</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
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If someone made a Strong Bad<br />
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action figure, what kind of<br />
 +
awesome stuff would it be able<br />
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to do?<br />
 +
<br />
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Kyle Rechsteiner<br />
 +
San Mateo, CA</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear, Strong Bad!<br />
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Here is some little questions:<br />
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1. Has you some time play football?<br />
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2. How did you seen out when you was a<br />
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baby?<br />
 +
3. How did you think you came's to<br />
 +
seen out when you are wery old?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Viklas<br />
 +
Sweden</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
 +
When you go fishing, do you use any <br />
 +
sort of special lure or jig to <br />
 +
attract the fishs?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
David Jacobus<br />
 +
Astoria, NY</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short email">Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at
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<br />all? If you do, what kind.<br />
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<br />
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Silent J</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">WASSUP!<br />
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<br />
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YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN<br />
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YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.<br />
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<br />
 +
ANDREW</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
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If you had both your hands removed at<br />
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the wrists and could not have them<br />
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replaced with prosthetic hands, what<br />
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2 things would you have them replaced<br />
 +
with?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
- Ryan<br />
 +
Toronto</blockquote>
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}}
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Yo yo, Strong Bad!<br />
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<br />
 +
Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia?<br />
 +
<br />
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Your Favorite Cowboys,<br />
 +
Josh, John & Doug<br />
 +
Nashville, TN</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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<br />
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I am the president of a fraternity,<br />
 +
and I was wondering if you would come<br />
 +
to our next party.  It's gonna be a<br />
 +
theme party, so it won't happen for<br />
 +
awhile, until we can think of a good<br />
 +
theme.  Can you think of one?  Thanks.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Matt,<br />
 +
Rochester, NY</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Email #1<br />
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Dear strong bad,<br />
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Can you please write a book about<br />
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come-back jokes!<br />
 +
Mike<br />
 +
Canada</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="email">Email #2<br />
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Dear Stong Bad,<br />
 +
what are some cool ways to spell<br />
 +
different words? example, fat = phat<br />
 +
<br />
 +
matt</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="email">Email #3<br />
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Strong Bad,<br />
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What is your favorite leg?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Jess and Tiff<br />
 +
Los Angeles, CA</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Email #4<br />
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Dear Strong Bad<br />
 +
How do you type with gloves on<br />
 +
your hands?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Scott<br />
 +
Surrey BC Canada</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad.<br />
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<br />
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I want to start a new website but I<br />
 +
don't have any ideas of what to do for<br />
 +
my website. I was wondering if you<br />
 +
could give me some ideas for my new<br />
 +
website. This website will be cool and<br />
 +
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sincerely Yours:<br />
 +
James</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, <br />
 +
<br />
 +
What would you do if you where stuck<br />
 +
on an desert island with Homestar<br />
 +
Runner?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Yami Yugi<br />
 +
England</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Can you make a comic about my friends?<br />
 +
Tey are totally obsessed with you.<br />
 +
Their names are Virginia, Joy,<br />
 +
Kristen, and Jennifer. I would really<br />
 +
appriciate it.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Thank You.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Brittany</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad-<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Whats up? What is your morning <br />
 +
routine?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Mike S.<br />
 +
Gibsonia, Pa</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I think the Cheat is the coolest<br />
 +
thing ever, but why can't I<br />
 +
understand him?  Please tell the<br />
 +
Cheat to talk normal.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sincerely,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Cory, North Dakota</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey man,<br />
 +
I was just wondering what your<br />
 +
current status with the ladies is?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Jordan Reynolds<br />
 +
New Hampshire</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
what would you look like as a<br />
 +
japanese cartoon and what would<br />
 +
it be about?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
-james f.</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Can you draw a dragon? I want to see<br />
 +
your skills of an artist.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
well, g2g,<br />
 +
kaizer<br />
 +
CA</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Strong Bad,<br />
 +
So, if you're so good with the ladies,<br />
 +
how come I never see you with any? The<br />
 +
only female I've seen even near you is<br />
 +
Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to<br />
 +
like you very much.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Ok, bye.<br />
 +
Emily C., Ohio</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
How come you never let The Cheat<br />
 +
answer any emails?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Lasko<br />
 +
Milwaukee, WI</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad!<br />
 +
<br />
 +
i love The Cheat! can you ask him for<br />
 +
me if he is taken? because i like him<br />
 +
WAY better then you<br />
 +
<br />
 +
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
You and the Cheat are the only reason<br />
 +
I go on this website. Actually just<br />
 +
the Cheat, but you are ok too.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Love,<br />
 +
Mito</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I think The Cheat is hot. Could<br />
 +
you hook us up?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Haelee,<br />
 +
Utah</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad<br />
 +
<br />
 +
My girlfriend thinks The Cheat<br />
 +
is cute.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Tyler,<br />
 +
California</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">DEAR <span style = "color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF">the cheat </span><br />
 +
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???<br />
 +
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I HATE YOU,<br />
 +
HOLMES, California</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Dear <span style = "color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF">the cheat </span><br />
 +
<br />
 +
how do you type with boxing<br />
 +
gloves on your hands?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
derek</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Do you ever do TV commercials for<br />
 +
Monster Truck Shows? I think you<br />
 +
would be great for the voiceovers.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your devoted fans,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Stan and Loretta</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">What's up with Homsar? I know he's<br />
 +
weird and all, but don't you think we<br />
 +
deserve to know a bit more about him?<br />
 +
I think you should do an interview so<br />
 +
we can finally find out what his<br />
 +
deal is.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Kerrek<br />
 +
PA</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">dear strong bad,<br />
 +
how do you type with boxing gloves<br />
 +
on your hands?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
aaron pratt<br />
 +
marion, in</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Yo Strongbad. What's crackin? I was<br />
 +
wondering how you type with your<br />
 +
boxing gloves on?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Heather</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING<br />
 +
GLOVES ON?  THAT IS AMAZING!<br />
 +
<br />
 +
FRANKDOG</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
How can you type so fast when your<br />
 +
wearing boxing gloves?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Typing Faster Than You...<br />
 +
Brandon Hicks, Enumclaw WA</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Why don't you add some fingers onto<br />
 +
your boxing gloves so that people<br />
 +
stop asking how you can type with<br />
 +
boxing gloves on? They wouldn't have<br />
 +
to be permanent. They'd be like the<br />
 +
phony antennae you buy at the joke store<br />
 +
or costume place.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Yours,<br />
 +
Lee Conrad<br />
 +
Edmonton, Alberta</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Right now I am putting off writing a<br />
 +
paper for my English class. Can you<br />
 +
write my Englilsh paper for me? I<br />
 +
don't even care if it's good or not,<br />
 +
I just don't want to do it.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Kyle Smith,<br />
 +
Manhattan, Kansas</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I was wondering what you do with the<br />
 +
emails that don't get showed on the<br />
 +
weekly email.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Dan Chase,<br />
 +
Aurora, Illinois</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
My friends and I are at a volleyball<br />
 +
tounament and we were wondering how<br />
 +
come homestar never does anything<br />
 +
funny anymore?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
your friend,<br />
 +
Tori From VA, TX</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad!<br />
 +
Have you ever considered writing a<br />
 +
biography on your life? I think it<br />
 +
would be a very cool idea since<br />
 +
everyone likes you anyway. I mean,<br />
 +
no one wants to read about a boring<br />
 +
person, like Strong Sad, or anything<br />
 +
like that.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Dan, PA</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Why don't you and The Cheat pull a<br />
 +
caper of some sort. It seems like<br />
 +
there has been little cooperation<br />
 +
between the two of you as of late.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
James<br />
 +
Detroit Mi</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 69
 +
|email=<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
You have done so many of these<br />
 +
e-mails which one would you say is<br />
 +
the best, or your personal favorite.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Thanks,<br />
 +
HockeymanJ05</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 70
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Why are you so mean to the guy with<br />
 +
the big white face and gray body?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Jen C from Millbrae , CA</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 71
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I think that you should do more<br />
 +
e-mails every week. Like two. Then<br />
 +
we could have double the Strong Bad,<br />
 +
and double the fun.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Jimmy, MN</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
If you could time travel, what period<br />
 +
in time would you travel to?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Dave Nienaber<br />
 +
Antioch, IL</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="short compy email">Hey Strongbad.<br />
 +
I was just wondering what you<br />
 +
thought of Delaware.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Danny
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hi strong bad!<br />
 +
I wanted to know what your craziest<br />
 +
cartoon would be like. Please make a<br />
 +
CRAZY cartoon.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your awesome friend monkeydude</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 73
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I was wondering what CGNU's mascot<br />
 +
is, and if they have any sports teams.<br />
 +
Thanks for the info.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Ike</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 74
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear strongbad,<br />
 +
did you ever think about letting the<br />
 +
cheat have some other privaleges <br />
 +
since he helps you so much.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
from your friend crazyclemens</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 75
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Respond to this E-Mail in the<br />
 +
funniest way ever.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
From Sam</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 76
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
You rock! Your are the most awesomest<br />
 +
thing ever, but how come you made a<br />
 +
song about fhqwhgads? Will you make<br />
 +
a song about me?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sibbie.</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 77
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I thought you looked cute as a<br />
 +
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair<br />
 +
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking<br />
 +
you might look even better if you got<br />
 +
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've<br />
 +
heard that a nice tan really<br />
 +
helps your muscles stand out.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Meg,<br />
 +
KS</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">hi Strong Bad,<br />
 +
have you ever made anything out of anything?<br />
 +
bye<br />
 +
Dan from FL</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 79
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
How long does it to answer an e-mail?<br />
 +
Can you show me the prosess?<br />
 +
Em.</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 80
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hello Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I'm a long time watcher first time<br />
 +
writer. I was wondering if you ever<br />
 +
use a stunt double.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your whatever,<br />
 +
Louis</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Here's a question for ya. What do<br />
 +
you think happens when Homestar and<br />
 +
Marzipan go on a date?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Dynomite<br />
 +
Boston, MA</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 82
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Could you please do your impression<br />
 +
of Strong Sad?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Thanks,<br />
 +
Your friend</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 83
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I was wondering what you're doing<br />
 +
for Labor Day.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your friend,<br />
 +
Chrispy<br />
 +
Schenectady, NY</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 84
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I was wondering if you have ever<br />
 +
thought of a children's book,<br />
 +
what it was about, and what kind of<br />
 +
words did you try to teach the kids.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your fan,<br />
 +
Steve Buttz</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I am going on a long trip and won't be<br />
 +
able to check out "Homestar Runner's<br />
 +
Website" for a long time. What do you<br />
 +
think the greatest advancement for<br />
 +
Strong Badia will be in the next 2<br />
 +
years?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your Main Man,<br />
 +
E. Fullmer</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 86
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad!<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Whatever happened to that "No Loafing"<br />
 +
sign you used to have?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Ryan, CO</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 87
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Can you run a mile. <br />
 +
<br />
 +
-Seb<br />
 +
The Lodge, MN</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">is there a story behiend the patch<br />
 +
on the couch?  if so, do tell!<br />
 +
<br />
 +
form,<br />
 +
your pal</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 89
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, <br />
 +
Does Strong Badia have its' own local<br />
 +
news even?  If so, I hope it's better<br />
 +
than my local news.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sincerely,<br />
 +
Dan D. Tallahassee, FL</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 90
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hi Strong Bad!<br />
 +
Do you celebrate thanksgiving<br />
 +
normally? Or do you have special<br />
 +
traditions for when Strong Badia was<br />
 +
first colonized? What's the story<br />
 +
about?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
From your Buddy,<br />
 +
Shana Ma.<br />
 +
Los Angeles, CA</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 91
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
It must be really annoying living<br />
 +
with someone as whiny as Strong Sad.<br />
 +
Why don't you slip him some caffeine?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Justin<br />
 +
Murfreesboro, TN</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 92
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey strong bad,<br />
 +
Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin<br />
 +
what it would be like if you weren't<br />
 +
the stylish, buff, handsome man in a<br />
 +
wrestling mask that you are.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your devoted fan,<br />
 +
Jordan</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 93
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I was curious as to whether or not<br />
 +
Strong Badia had an official army.<br />
 +
Your Homeboy,<br />
 +
Hank Toler</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 94
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I was just wondering what you would<br />
 +
be like in a video game and what it<br />
 +
would be like.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
From,<br />
 +
Taylor R.<br />
 +
Queen Creek, AZ</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 95
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Do you ever go over to The King of<br />
 +
Town's place for dinner?  If so,<br />
 +
what's it like?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Chris<br />
 +
Ann Arbor, Michigan</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 96
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey yo there Strong Bad!<br />
 +
I was wondering why The Cheat is such<br />
 +
a diligent lackey. Did you save his<br />
 +
life one time and now he has to repay<br />
 +
you?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Steve<br />
 +
Victoria, BC</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 97
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey there Strong Bad!<br />
 +
I was thinking since so many people<br />
 +
and ladies think you're SUPER COOL,<br />
 +
why not build a monument to yourself<br />
 +
for all to enjoy?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Another fan,<br />
 +
Kaitlin G.</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 98
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I think you should make Homestar say<br />
 +
stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sincerely,<br />
 +
Kevin Grumbles</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 99
 +
|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I just wondering, if you had a chance<br />
 +
to make your town different, what <br />
 +
would you do?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sincerley<br />
 +
Steven WV</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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| 100
 +
|email=<blockquote class="email">Hey there, Strong Bad!<br />
 +
I was wondering. How long have you<br />
 +
known Homestar? Is there some sort of<br />
 +
flashback that could describe how<br />
 +
and when you guys met?<br />
 +
Your Fan,<br />
 +
Jon, NH</blockquote>
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Do you Have a car If you do what Kind<br />
 +
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
From Kyle<br />
 +
in West Point <!-- There really is a space between the Point and the comma. -->, NY (Military Base)</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Get Bubs to give out free luncch<br />
 +
specials and I'll show you a hot girl.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sincerly,<br />
 +
Someone</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's<br />
 +
sooo coull. I can't decide what to<br />
 +
do with mine, any suggestions?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Harry Earlenmacherg<br />
 +
Düsseldorf</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear strong bad,<br />
 +
you are the coolest, any way onto<br />
 +
buisness<!--[sic]-->. i think that you should<br />
 +
make your own theme park.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
crapfully crap,<br />
 +
Rafael FL.</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class= "compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Have you ever thought who will take<br />
 +
your place when you retire?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your friend,<br />
 +
Jeffrey Desterhoft</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="email">hi there strong bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
i was just wondering, when is<br />
 +
dangeresque 3 comeing out?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
yours truly,<br />
 +
john newell, on</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="short email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
what did you do for the Cheat's<br />
 +
birthday party</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">i want to know whos beter you or<br />
 +
the cheat or strong mad?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
your friend<br />
 +
ryan az</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">hey, sb!<br />
 +
what's up? i was just wondering<br />
 +
what you're mom and dad look like.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
please answer,<br />
 +
bridget thornton, co</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease<br />
 +
<br />
 +
p.s. pay out strong sad</blockquote>
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
What would happen if you poked<br />
 +
Pom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I<br />
 +
haven't seen him around in a while?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Kevin<br />
 +
OH</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">YO Yo Strongbad,<br />
 +
Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you<br />
 +
have ever made homestar cry.<br />
 +
DJ Solerous Australia</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I've been wondering if you ever<br />
 +
thought of making your own television<br />
 +
series? Kids everywhere would love<br />
 +
you, and your awesomeness.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Allison , NJ</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">dear strong bad,<br />
 +
what do you do on all the other days<br />
 +
of the week?<br />
 +
sincerely,<br />
 +
brian holmes CA</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="email" style="border: 4px solid #999">Dear Strong Bad:<br />
 +
Please to be untieing that shoelace on<br />
 +
the back of your head?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Janus<br />
 +
Poland</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">hey SB,<br />
 +
why does the king of town have a<br />
 +
poopsmith?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
your friend,<br />
 +
zack<br />
 +
west islip, NY</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I'd like to know...what is the secret<br />
 +
to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
peace out dawg foo gangsta yo<br />
 +
Ryan N.</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
<br />
 +
I was just wondering, why doesn't<br />
 +
Strong Mad have his own cartoon? <br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your fan,<br />
 +
Jess G. OH</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="email">dear STRONG bad,<br />
 +
you are extremely awesome but how are<br />
 +
you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre<br />
 +
dead? why not make a time capsule of<br />
 +
stuff filled with stuff about you to<br />
 +
be opened in at least X0 years.<br />
 +
please answer this,<br />
 +
sam concord california</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="email">Dear S to the B,<br />
 +
I noticed that you always have an<br />
 +
extra plug socket open under your<br />
 +
desk. Isn't there something cool you<br />
 +
could plug in there?<br />
 +
Simcity,<br />
 +
Justin Corcoran, MASS</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Why don't you creat a montage?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Steve<br />
 +
Surf City, NJ</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="compy email">ert+<br />
 +
y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh<br />
 +
Strong ba15456`-------++++++gf<br />
 +
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: made up animal</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
What would you like as if you were your own made up<br />
 +
animal<br />
 +
Sincerely,<br />
 +
Spud Jr.</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: radio</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give<br />
 +
them any pointers on what they can say/do on their show?<br />
 +
bowing to you<br />
 +
Fraser, Scotland</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: besides..</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
Do you do anything besides checking e-mails?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Sincerely, Hunter</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Perfect email</div>
 +
Hey StrongBad<br />
 +
I was just wondering: what do you look for in an email?<br />
 +
Another words, describe that dream email that you would like<br />
 +
to recieve one day.<br />
 +
With lots of anticipation,<br />Danny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: French countryside</div>
 +
Dear Mssr. Elegant&eacute;,<br />
 +
You left your pocketwatch in the hot tub. When will you be back to retrieve it?<br />
 +
-128 Hot Katies</blockquote>
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: a sticky question...</div>
 +
Dear Strong bad,<br />
 +
I have recently been wondering about the origin of the<br />
 +
stick. Has it always been a good place for hanging out and<br />
 +
making rendezvous?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Luke, Eau Claire, WI</blockquote>
 +
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 +
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: family recipes</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
When we grow up we want to be chefs. We wanted to know<br />
 +
if you had any secret family recipes that you would want<br />
 +
to share with us so....we can make them!<br />
 +
<br />
 +
-Melissa and Hillary (from NJ)</blockquote>
 +
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 +
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: rock opera</div>
 +
Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You<br />
 +
simply owe it to society. What should it be about?<br />
 +
That's up to you.<br />
 +
Best Wishes,<br />
 +
Anonymous Contributor<br />
 +
Gambier, OH</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: What's the best...</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad, <br />
 +
How you doin'? I have three quick questions...<br />
 +
1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?<br />
 +
2. What's the best thing you've ever done?<br />
 +
3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Later,<br />
 +
Albin J. (from Maryland)
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Homestar's pants</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br>
 +
Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of<br>
 +
creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.<br>
 +
Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some<br>
 +
parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe<br>
 +
some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!<br>
 +
Tootles!<br>
 +
Clancy</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Overdue rampage</div>
 +
Der Ong-stray Ad-bay,<br />
 +
I thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a<br />
 +
rampage.<br />
 +
Sincerely Peter,</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: garage sale=money!</div>
 +
hey strong bad!<br>
 +
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean<br>
 +
think of all da things you could get with all that money...<br>
 +
<br>
 +
cat (yeah that's my real name)</blockquote>
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Just wondering...</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
What would you do different, if you could do it all over<br>
 +
again?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Crapfully yours,<br />
 +
Richie Z<br />
 +
Can-A-Duh
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: bored...</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
Does it ever get boring where you live? Right now I am<br />
 +
bored out of my mind.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
With lots of crap,<br />
 +
Callie, Lake Jackson, TX
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: modeling</div>
 +
dear STRONG BAD!!!!!<br>
 +
i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever<br>
 +
considered doing some modeling?<br>
 +
Yours truuly,<br>
 +
Meghan, Albuquerque
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Bottom 10</div>
 +
To Weak Bad<br>
 +
What is your bottom 10?
 +
<br>
 +
From someone stronger than you</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: records</div>
 +
dear strong bad,<br>
 +
i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,<br>
 +
what for?<br>
 +
nathan, tx</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Ladies...</div>
 +
Dear Strongest of the Bads,<br>
 +
We are two desperate losers who could never get any<br>
 +
ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us<br>
 +
any tips on lady...ing.<br>
 +
Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,<br>
 +
Lorenzo and Fillbert
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: question</div>
 +
What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it<br \>
 +
was cool.<br /><br / >
 +
Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Bed-time Stories</div>
 +
Hello Strong Bad,<br>
 +
I can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering,<br>
 +
you know, if you would tell me a bedtime story.<br>
 +
Good Night.<br>
 +
- Justin Wagley<br>
 +
Keller, TX</blockquote>
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}}
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 +
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: space program</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
Does Strongbadia have a space program?<br />
 +
Doo doo crap,<br />
 +
Ryan<br />
 +
Raleigh, NC
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: portrait</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad-<br />
 +
I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody<br />
 +
paint a portrait of &nbsp;your greatness.<br />
 +
guess what, it's-<br />
 +
Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)<br />
 +
Texas
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>Subject: high school</div>
 +
Hey Strong bad!<br />
 +
What were you like during highschool?<br />
 +
Sincerely,<br />
 +
Patrick Cowiche WA
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: death metal</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
 +
I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need<br>
 +
of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound <br>
 +
really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs?<br>
 +
Dane<br>
 +
Corvallis, OR<br>
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: none</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br>
 +
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that<br>
 +
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have.<br>
 +
Chris<br>
 +
Laramie, Wy<br>
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: little help, please</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad;<br/>
 +
I'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really<br/>
 +
appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I<br/>
 +
could use for my new classes. Thanks.<br/>
 +
Jay<br/>
 +
Oswego NY
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: narration</div>
 +
Have you ever been the narrator for a movie?<br/>
 +
<br/>
 +
Grant Gossman from Minnesota.<br/>
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Hey Strongbad!</div>
 +
Hey Strongbad,<br/>
 +
Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or<br/>
 +
Legendary Legends?<br/>
 +
Cephas<br/>
 +
Cornwall, CA<br/>
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
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{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: dream book</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
 +
I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad<br/>
 +
pop-up book. It was the book of my dreams.<br/>
 +
Kat<br/>
 +
Spokane, Wash.
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: extra cool</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
My new lady fan does not like you so much. Should I<br />
 +
just call it quits now or can you do something extra special<br />
 +
cool to impress her?<br />
 +
Buck Webb<br />
 +
Houston, Tejas
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: sb!!!!</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
If your head got disconnected and your head was rolling<br />
 +
all over the place and you didn't even know were your<br />
 +
body is or your head, what would you do?<br />
 +
Jenny
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Candy</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad<br />
 +
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a<br />
 +
chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product...<br />
 +
or food thing... to sell..............<br />
 +
From somone thats not homestarrunnner
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: alternate univer$e</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad, <br />
 +
Got some ?'s for you: <br />
 +
1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars? <br />
 +
2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in <br />
 +
an alternate universe somehow? <br />
 +
Jody (not a girl), TX
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: prom</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad, <br />
 +
I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom.<br />
 +
If so, what was it like?<br />
 +
Matt M. WA
 +
</blockquote>
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<div>subject: ISP</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad, <br />
 +
Since you answer emails, you must have some sort of <br />
 +
internet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in <br/>
 +
Strong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive?<br />
 +
Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world,<br />
 +
Gary, UK
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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<div>subject: keeping life exciting</div>
 +
dear strong bad, <br />
 +
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue <br />
 +
paint. <br/>
 +
<br/>
 +
jamie ericson canada
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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<div>subject: Oh man,,,</div>
 +
How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over<br/>
 +
here. What do you do to keep cool?<br/>
 +
<br/>
 +
Tom B<br/>
 +
Sunnyvale, CA
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: theme song</div>
 +
Dear Super Bad,<br/>
 +
It bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song.<br/>
 +
If it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole<br/>
 +
lot cooler.<br/>
 +
Jonathan Shaheen<br/>
 +
Ontario, Canada
 +
</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="lappy email" style="background-image:none">
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
 +
I love your Tragdor<!--sic-->!<br/>
 +
Draw him AGAIN!!!<br/><br/>
 +
-punkkid87
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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<div>subject: road trip</div>
 +
Dear Fatty bad,<br/>
 +
Do you ever go on road trips with your gang?
 +
 +
That guy, from that place
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
<div>subject: Trading Stong-gum</div>
 +
Hey Strongbad-<br />
 +
You should have trading cards...With a stick of gum in them.<br />
 +
Nerdly yours,<br />
 +
Daniel,<br />
 +
N.S. CANADA
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
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 +
<div>subject: cliffhangers</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Resolve all the cliffhangers please. <br />
 +
<br />
 +
Thanks,<br />
 +
Jake
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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dearest strong bad<br>
 +
do you remember the email that you deleted<br>
 +
the hardest<br>
 +
sincerly<br>
 +
josh<br>
 +
oakland
 +
</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I want to see you perform some amazing<br />
 +
feats of<br />
 +
wonder.<br />
 +
<br/>
 +
Very ser- &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; iously,<br />
 +
Luke S.
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
<div>subject: bad crayon namers</div>
 +
Dear awesome,<br />
 +
have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...???<br />
 +
-much love<br />
 +
Ter<br />
 +
Andover,MN
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
 +
Hey Strong Bad<br />
 +
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar<br/> ever did, said, or imagined???<br />
 +
ur biggest fan<br />
 +
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
 +
D to the ear Strong Bad,<br />That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.<br />When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,<br />office manager-style comfy computer chair?<br />Yours truely,<br />Keith, PA</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="short lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>Dear strong <!--these two words are lowercase in the email-->bad,<br /><!--no extra line break here-->How come you never take your mask off?<br /></blockquote>
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: decemberween</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
What do you want for Decemberween?<br />
 +
your holiday spirit<br />
 +
Talon Jendro<br />
 +
Des Moines, IA
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: looking old?</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
You really do look old, how old are you anyways?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Your faithful fan,<br />
 +
Andy Hsiao, Taiwan
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
<div>subject: the cheat</div>
 +
Strong bad,<br>
 +
For a long time i've been wondering.... How far can you<br>
 +
throw the cheat?  If you don't want to do that, could you<br>
 +
beat the crud out of homestar for no reason?<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Lewis Rudkin<br>
 +
Essex, England.
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
<div>subject: storms</div>
 +
Hey Strongbad,<br>
 +
<br>
 +
'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia<br>
 +
ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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<div>subject: movie</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
 +
&nbsp;I was at the movies last night and this little girl behind me<br>
 +
wouldn't shut up! has that ever happened to you?<br>
 +
Cooper<br>
 +
Franklin TN.
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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<div>subject: funeral</div>
 +
Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad,<br>
 +
What do you think your funeral would be like?<br>
 +
Sincerely Yours,<br>
 +
Bibendum
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="corpy email">
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
 +
If you could have any job in the whole<br>
 +
world, regardless of how much it pays, what<br>
 +
would you have?<br>
 +
From The Nitwon
 +
<div style="padding: 0.2em;background:#08089c"></div>
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: comics</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br>
 +
I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat.<br>
 +
But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and<br>
 +
the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd<br>
 +
send it to you to see how you like it.  I hope you interested.<br>
 +
-Malinko-
 +
</blockquote>
 +
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<div>subject: Handling Smelly Underling?</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
 +
I am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one<br>
 +
of my underlings about their stench. As the foremost<br>
 +
expert in dealing with smelly underlings, I ask you, what is<br>
 +
the best way to go about this? I wish to do this with<br>
 +
some tact & professionalism.<br>
 +
Sincerely,<br>
 +
PlasticDiverGuy<br>
 +
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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 +
subject: Strong Badia's Army</div>
 +
Mr Strong Bad<br>
 +
I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army.<br>
 +
Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information<br>
 +
that could assist.<br>
 +
Yours, <br>
 +
Paul, Perth <br>
 +
Western Australia
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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 +
subject: The Paper...</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best<br />
 +
moment that you had with the paper?<br />
 +
Thank You<br />
 +
Kyle Williams<br />
 +
North Ogden, Utah
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
 +
subject: miniature golf course</div>
 +
Helllooooooo Strongbad,<br />
 +
I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf<br />
 +
course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia<br />
 +
had a miniature golf course.<br />
 +
Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon,<br />
 +
Somebody noone cares about in IA
 +
</blockquote>
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 +
subject: concert</div>
 +
Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type<br />
 +
of concert was it?<br />
 +
Your Dragon,<br />
 +
Trogdor *smiley face*
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: hygiene movie</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad,<br />
 +
In 5th grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie. I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version.<br />
 +
Your friend,<br />
 +
John Katulla
 +
</blockquote>
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: Another Actor</div>
 +
Hails and Horns Strong Bad ,\m/<br />
 +
Have you ever been watching your favorite shows and<br />
 +
sequels, and suddenly realized that your favorite character<br />
 +
has been unscrupulously replaced with another actor?<br />
 +
Nicholas & Antonio<br />
 +
Lansing, Michigan
 +
</blockquote>
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: bike thieves</div>
 +
Hey Strong Bad,<br>
 +
I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being<br>
 +
stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out<br>
 +
how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike?<br>
 +
Virginia<br>
 +
MI
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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<div>subject: sbemails!!</div>
 +
Hey there Strong Bad,<br>
 +
As a typical college girl I was wondering if there is a<br>
 +
pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...you know, if me and<br>
 +
my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.<br>
 +
Hopeful in Pennsylvania,<br>
 +
Daphne
 +
</blockquote>
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: slumber parties</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a<br />
 +
lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber<br />
 +
parties should one attend or ignore?<br />
 +
Sincerely,<br />
 +
Thomas O. from NY
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: story ideas</div>
 +
Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web<br />
 +
comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions<br />
 +
for us. Thanks a lot<br />
 +
Gunkiller<br />
 +
Standing right behind you
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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<div>subject: have you ever? PLEASE!!</div>
 +
Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or<br />
 +
something serious? think about it.<br />
 +
<br />
 +
-ROXY~VA
 +
</blockquote>
 +
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 +
<div>subject: none</div>
 +
Dear awesome Strong Bad.<br />
 +
Could you please show us some of your awesome wrestling<br />
 +
moves.<br/>
 +
Gardenboy<br />
 +
Bfn SA<br />
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
 +
<div>subject: Diorama</div>
 +
Hey Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.<br />
 +
I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle<br />
 +
School Appropriate", or whatever.  Got any tips?<br />
 +
Molly T.<br />
 +
Charlotte, N.C.
 +
</blockquote>
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}}
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 +
<div>subject: strong bad email</div>
 +
Hey mr S to the B<br />
 +
I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?<br />
 +
What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to <br />
 +
check out?<br />
 +
Somekindaguy<br />
 +
Josh CO<br />
 +
</blockquote>
 +
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 +
<div>subject: high time</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
 +
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and<br>
 +
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to<br>
 +
help the environment.  This is your planet too, you know.<br>
 +
Lyd and Jules,<br>
 +
ID and MO, respectively<br>
 +
</blockquote>
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}}
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<div>subject: drained pool</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
 +
What do you do with the pool during the winter? Do you<br>
 +
drain it and use it for skateboarding or something?<br><br>
 +
-J.Hazard, IN</blockquote>
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 +
<div>subject: Sbemail Fan Club?</div>
 +
Does your e-mail show have it<nowiki>''</nowiki>s own fan club? Whose the<br>
 +
president of it? And what do they do?<br>
 +
Best regards,<br>
 +
David, Northern Ireland.<br>
 +
</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject:pet show</div>
 +
Haihai Strong Bad<br>
 +
Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show?<br>
 +
Have fun,<br>
 +
Sarah, QLD<br>
 +
</blockquote>
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: famous</div>
 +
Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now,<br />
 +
but why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the<br />
 +
strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong<br />
 +
Bad in my day, come on man help me out!<br />
 +
From yours truly<br />
 +
Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving
 +
</blockquote>
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Ancient Ruins?</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Do you know whether or not there are ancient ruins<br />
 +
buried deep under Strong Badia?<br />
 +
Thanks,<br />
 +
Paul M. Pasquella
 +
</blockquote>
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 +
<div>subject: email</div>
 +
Dear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waht would you<BR>
 +
turn into?<BR>
 +
From Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Washington
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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<div style="text-align:left">subject: Fav Movie?</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />What is your favorite movie, and why? And where, if applicable.<br />Sincerely<br />L. Eftformat<br /></blockquote>
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<div>subject: cerial box toys</div>
 +
Hey ho, Strongbad.<br>
 +
What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked<br>
 +
cerial boxes?<br>
 +
PB<br>
 +
Over the hills<br>
 +
</blockquote>
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: love poem</div>
 +
Dear Mr. Strong [Bad],<br/>
 +
I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with<br/>
 +
my words which I speak. Will you help me write a love poem?<br/>
 +
Sincerely,<br/>
 +
Just Another Hopeless Romantic<br/>
 +
</blockquote>
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}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: hide n seek</div>
 +
Dear Dude,<br/>
 +
What is your awesome hiding place whenever you play<br/>
 +
hide n' seek. I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and<br/>
 +
noone can find you right.<br/>
 +
Awesomely Yours,<br/>
 +
Dude 1<br/>
 +
Scarlet, MO<br/>
 +
</blockquote>
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<div>subject: a little concerned</div>
 +
Hey Strongbad-<br />
 +
I'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge. I <br />
 +
heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in <br />
 +
a while.<br />
 +
Yours, etc<br />
 +
Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA<br />
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: Srongbad email</div>
 +
Hey.  I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do <br />
 +
a magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some <br />
 +
day. Her are a tips to you: Take homestar runner in a box <br/>
 +
and take a saw and saw him.<br/>
 +
From Agnes in sweden!
 +
</blockquote>
 +
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|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: being nice</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
I know you think being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach<br />
 +
my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about<br />
 +
being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the<br />
 +
best choice. Thanks!<br />
 +
-Nice Dad</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: chum</div>
 +
Dear Hungry Shark,<br />
 +
I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that<br />
 +
tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I<br />
 +
immediately thought of you!!<br />
 +
Your Pal,<br />
 +
Nice Dad</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>subject: role model</div>
 +
<small>Hey 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents,</small><br />
 +
It's me, Nice Dad! The boys need a lesson about<br />
 +
responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight<br />
 +
between Goblin Keep Sieges?<br />
 +
-N.D.</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 200
 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: college girls?</div>
 +
Dear Homestar,<br />
 +
Me and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool.<br />
 +
All the college dorm girls at MO<br />
 +
Hannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber,<br />
 +
and all the rest of use
 +
</blockquote>
 +
 +
<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
<div>to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com</div>
 +
Dear Homestar,<br />
 +
I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering, can<br />
 +
you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?<br />
 +
Sewiously yours,<br />
 +
Abdi
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 201
 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: coolness</div>
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
From,<br />
 +
Kelly<br />
 +
USA
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 202
 +
|email=<blockquote class="corpy email">
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br>
 +
my brother had a friend over today and he drove<br>
 +
me crazy!! What should I do about it?<br>
 +
<br>
 +
Crudfully, Henry Wisner &nbsp;WI
 +
<div style="padding: 0.2em;background:#08089c"></div>
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 203
 +
|email={{compeemail}}
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film<br/>
 +
festival?<br />
 +
-=Evil Gif=-<br />
 +
Phoenix, Arizona
 +
{{compeemailend}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 204
 +
|email={{compeemail}}
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
You are the superest, awesomest guy ever. That<br />
 +
makes you sawesome. Do you have a Strong Badian<br />
 +
dictionary fo your own words?<br />
 +
Sincerely Yours,<br />
 +
Costrick
 +
{{compeemailend}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 205
 +
|email={{compeemail}}
 +
To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad)<br />
 +
I'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire<br /> a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could<br /> you use all your skills and powers and take on such<br /> a task? I want it to look real nice.<br />
 +
Robert McSwain<br />
 +
Video Media Technologist<br />
 +
ITS Department
 +
{{compeemailend}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 206
 +
|email={{compeemail}}
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
Do you enloy reasing?<br />
 +
I do two! How 'bou?<br />
 +
-The Tawdry Man
 +
{{compeemailend}}
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 207
 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
Dear SB,<br />
 +
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the<br />
 +
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on<br />
 +
camera?<br />
 +
Woefully yours,<br />
 +
Kristian WithaK
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 208
 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
Dear Strong Bad,<br />
 +
what do you do to keep up your personal<br />
 +
motivation and inspiration?<br />
 +
Sincerely, Mollie B.
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 209
 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
S to the Bad,<br />
 +
I'm about to become a Dad but I don't know the<br />
 +
first thing about raising a kid. Do you have<br />
 +
any tips or suggestions on how best to care for<br />
 +
a baby?<br />
 +
Mike<br />
 +
Riverview, FL
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
 +
| 210
 +
|email=<blockquote class="lappy email">
 +
DearSB,<br />
 +
You got all these robots round your town, but<br />
 +
you never DO anything with them. What giveth?<br />
 +
<br />
 +
Carrie<br />
 +
Larry, IA<br />
 +
</blockquote>
 +
}}
 +
|}
 +
 +
{{StrongBadEmailInfo|nocat=1}}

Current revision as of 23:19, 25 November 2025

Potential Project Page to list all the emails sent to Strong Bad.

There is currently no formatting as I'm just gathering the blockquotes. Eventually this should go in some kind of tabular format. Feel free to contribute.



Number Email Title Email Text
10000 1 some kinda robot


10001 2 homsar


10002 3 butt IQ


10003 4 homestar hair


10004 5 making out


10005 6 depressio


10006 7 halloweener


10007 8 brianrietta


10008 9 i love you


10009 10 trevor the vampire


10010 11 i rule


10011 12 credit card


10012 13 i she be


10013 14 duck pond


10014 15 the basics


10015 16 band names


10016 17 studying


10017 18 stand-up


10018 19 tape-leg


10019 20 spring cleaning


10020 21 cartoon


10021 22 sb_email 22


10022 23 little animal


10023 24 the bird


10024 25 super powers


10025 26 CGNU


10026 27 3 wishes


10027 28 1 step ahead


10028 29 superhero name


10029 30 12:00



10030 31 sugarbob



10031 32 flag day



10032 33 gimmicks



10033 34 weird dream



10034 35 sisters



10035 36 guitar



10036 37 dullard



10037 38 helium



10038 39 property of ones



10039 40 vacation



10040 41 invisibility



10041 42 action figure



10042 43 little questions



10043 44 lures & jigs



10044 45 techno



10045 46 your friends



10046 47 new hands



10047 48 ghosts



10048 49 theme party



10049 50 50 emails



10050 51 website



10051 52 island



10052 53 comic



10053 54 morning routine



10054 55 cheat talk



10055 56 current status



10056 57 japanese cartoon



10057 58 dragon



10058 59 marzipan



10059 60 huttah!



10060 61 monster truck



10061 62 interview



10062 63 fingers



10063 64 english paper



10064 65 unused emails



10065 66 the show



10066 67 autobiography



10067 68 caper



10068 69 personal favorites



10069 70 big white face



10070 71 2 emails



10071 72 crazy cartoon



10072 73 mascot



10073 74 privileges



10074 75 funny



10075 76 sibbie



10076 77 suntan



10077 78 anything



10078 79 the process



10079 80 stunt double



10080 81 date



10081 82 impression



10082 83 labor day



10083 84 kids' book



10084 85 2 years



10085 86 no loafing



10086 87 mile



10087 88 couch patch



10088 89 local news



10089 90 colonization



10090 91 caffeine



10091 92 kind of cool



10092 93 army



10093 94 video games



10094 95 the bet



10095 96 lackey



10096 97 monument



10097 98 stupid stuff



10098 99 different town



10099 100 flashback



10100 101 car



10101 102 lunch special



10102 103 haircut



10103 104 theme park



10104 105 replacement



10105 106 dangeresque 3



10106 107 cheatday



10107 108 pom pom



10108 109 crying



10109 110 for kids



10110 111 other days



10111 112 old comics



10112 113 pizzaz



10113 114 the facts



10114 115 time capsule



10115 116 extra plug



10116 117 montage



10117 118 virus



10118 119 animal



10119 120 radio



10120 121 part-time job



10121 122 dreamail



10122 123 origins



10123 124 secret recipes



10124 125 rock opera



10125 126 best thing



10126 127 long pants



10127 128 rampage



10128 129 garage sale



10129 130 do over



10130 131 boring (really)



10131 132 modeling



10132 133 bottom 10



10133 134 record book



10134 135 lady...ing



10135 136 geddup noise



10136 137 bedtime story



10137 138 space program



10138 139 portrait



10139 140 high school



10140 141 death metal



10141 142 secret identity



10142 143 technology



10143 144 narrator



10144 145 myths & legends



10145 146 pop-up



10146 147 lady fan



10147 148 disconnected



10148 149 candy product



10149 150 alternate universe



10150 151 senior prom



10151 152 isp



10152 153 redesign



10153 154 keep cool



10154 155 theme song



10155 156 road trip



10156 157 trading cards



10157 158 cliffhangers



10158 159 retirement



10159 160 coloring


10160 161 4 branches



10161 162 the chair



10162 163 what i want



10163 164 looking old



10164 165 strong badathlon



10165 166 unnatural



10166 167 the movies



10167 168 your funeral



10168 169 from work



10169 170 rough copy



10170 171 underlings



10171 172 more armies



10172 173 the paper



10173 174 mini-golf



10174 175 concert



10175 176 hygiene



10176 177 original



10177 178 bike thief



10178 179 pizza joint



10179 180 slumber party



10180 181 web comics



10181 182 business trip



10182 183 yes, wrestling



10183 184 diorama



10184 185 nightlife



10185 186 environment



10186 187 winter pool



10187 188 fan club



10188 189 pet show



10189 190 licensed



10190 191 buried



10191 192 shapeshifter



10192 193 rated



10193 194 specially marked



10194 195 love poems



10195 196 hiding



10196 197 your edge



10197 198 magic trick



10198 199 being mean



10199 200 email thunder


10200 201 hremail 3184


10201 202 imaginary


10202 203 independent


10203 204 dictionary


10204 205 videography


10205 206 sbemail 206


10206 207 too cool


10207 208 the next april fools thing


10208 209 parenting


10209 210 robots
Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg
Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays
Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails
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