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-	===[[i rule]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="short tandy email">If you are so evil, how come you don't rule<br />	+	| 11
		+	|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">If you are so evil, how come you don't rule<br />
	the world or at least some kind of field?<br />		the world or at least some kind of field?<br />
	<br />		<br />
-	Mike, UK</blockquote>	+	Mike, UK
		+	</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[credit card]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Mr. Bad<br />	+	| 12
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Mr. Bad<br />
	<br />		<br />
	We regret to inform you that your credit card<br />		We regret to inform you that your credit card<br />
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	John, and some other people<br />		John, and some other people<br />
	who aren't scam artists</blockquote>		who aren't scam artists</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[i she be]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="short tandy email">hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!<br />	+	| 13
		+	|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!<br />
	i she be your girlfriend.</blockquote>		i she be your girlfriend.</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[duck pond]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />	+	| 14
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
	do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding <br />		do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding <br />
	the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are <br />		the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are <br />
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	your friend,<br />		your friend,<br />
	ron kiwi</blockquote>		ron kiwi</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[the basics]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />	+	| 15
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />
	<br />		<br />
	how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.<br />		how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.<br />
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	With crap,<br />		With crap,<br />
	T.J.</blockquote>		T.J.</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[band names]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">hey strong bad,<br />	+	| 16
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">hey strong bad,<br />
	help us come up with a name for our band. i was <br />		help us come up with a name for our band. i was <br />
	thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or <br />		thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or <br />
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	you rule<br />		you rule<br />
	- dan</blockquote>		- dan</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[studying]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />	+	| 17
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
	My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls <br />		My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls <br />
	me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?<br />		me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?<br />
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	Crapfully yours,<br />		Crapfully yours,<br />
	Roy</blockquote>		Roy</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[stand-up]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />	+	| 18
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
	ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any <br />		ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any <br />
	stand up comidic stuff?<br />		stand up comidic stuff?<br />
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	crapfully crappy,<br />		crapfully crappy,<br />
	joe p.</blockquote>		joe p.</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[tape-leg]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />	+	| 19
		+	|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear strong bad,<br />
	my brothers are always telling me that your <br />		my brothers are always telling me that your <br />
	legs are made of tape, is that true?<br />		legs are made of tape, is that true?<br />
-	-Nicolas</blockquote>	+	-Nicolas
		+	</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[spring cleaning]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />	+	| 20
		+	|email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
	Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems <br />		Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems <br />
	like a nice guy to me.<br />		like a nice guy to me.<br />
-	Caitlyn</blockquote>	+	Caitlyn
		+	</blockquote>
	<blockquote class="short tandy email">Do you have a secret crush with marzipan?<br />		<blockquote class="short tandy email">Do you have a secret crush with marzipan?<br />
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	Suprised at your lack of humor,<br />		Suprised at your lack of humor,<br />
	Sue</blockquote>		Sue</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[cartoon]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">dear mr bad<br />	+	| 21
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear mr bad<br />
	make a cartoon with only u in it and then <br />		make a cartoon with only u in it and then <br />
	just u do the commentary<br />		just u do the commentary<br />
	crapful<br />		crapful<br />
	geroge</blockquote>		geroge</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[sb_email 22]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Hi Strong Bad,<br />	+	| 22
-	<br />	+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Hi Strong Bad,<br />
		+	<br />
	I'm from England. What do you think of <br />		I'm from England. What do you think of <br />
	the English?<br />		the English?<br />
-	<br />	+	<br />
	Thank you,<br />		Thank you,<br />
	Mark</blockquote>		Mark</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[little animal]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">What would you do if a little animal came <br />	+	| 23
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">What would you do if a little animal came <br />
	up to you.<br />		up to you.<br />
	<br />		<br />
	crapfully yours,<br />		crapfully yours,<br />
	Ashley and Anthony</blockquote>		Ashley and Anthony</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[the bird]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">DEAR STRONG BAD,<br />	+	| 24
		+	|email=<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">DEAR STRONG BAD,<br />
	IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE <br />		IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE <br />
	OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?<br />		OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?<br />
	VERY CRAPFULLY:<br />		VERY CRAPFULLY:<br />
	PHYLO D</blockquote>		PHYLO D</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[super powers]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your <br />	+	| 25
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your <br />
	forehead the source of all your super <br />		forehead the source of all your super <br />
	powers? Or is it merely decorative?<br />		powers? Or is it merely decorative?<br />
	<br />		<br />
	Aaron C.</blockquote>		Aaron C.</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[CGNU]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />	+	| 26
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">dear strong bad,<br />
	<br />		<br />
	i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts <br />		i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts <br />
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	<br />		<br />
	Margo</blockquote>		Margo</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[3 Wishes]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />	+	| 27
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
	If you had three wishes, what would the second <br />		If you had three wishes, what would the second <br />
	one be?<br />		one be?<br />
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	Judson College<br />		Judson College<br />
	Elgin, IL</blockquote>		Elgin, IL</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[1 step ahead]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">hello strong bad,<br />	+	| 28
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">hello strong bad,<br />
	don't you think it would be funny if you glued <br />		don't you think it would be funny if you glued <br />
	strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...<br />		strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...<br />
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	alex<br />		alex<br />
	medford, nj</blockquote>		medford, nj</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[superhero name]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong bad:<br />	+	| 29
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong bad:<br />
	<br />		<br />
	Why is it that your superhero name does not end <br />		Why is it that your superhero name does not end <br />
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	<br />		<br />
	Stiny</blockquote>		Stiny</blockquote>
		+	}}
-	===[[12:00]]===	+	{{sbEmailQuoteEntry
-	<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />	+	| 30
		+	|email=<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad,<br />
	My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you <br />		My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you <br />
	have any suggestions on how to fix it?<br />		have any suggestions on how to fix it?<br />
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	Thankyou,<br />		Thankyou,<br />
	Cory Dewey-Smith</blockquote>		Cory Dewey-Smith</blockquote>
		+	}}
		+	|}
	===[[sugarbob]]===		===[[sugarbob]]===

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Revision as of 09:30, 6 January 2023

Potential Project Page to list all the emails sent to Strong Bad.

There is currently no formatting as I'm just gathering the blockquotes. Eventually this should go in some kind of tabular format. Feel free to contribute.

Number	Email Title	Email Text
10000 1	some kinda robot	Dear Strong Bad, Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed? Sincerely, Abdi LaRue San Diego, CA
10001 2	homsar	Hi Strong Bad, If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him? -Vinnie C.
10002 3	butt IQ	Dear Mr Bad, How do you know if someone's butt is stupid? I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test? Crapfully yours, Tyler
10003 4	homestar hair	Homestar Hair downloading...
10004 5	making out	Dear Strong Bad.., Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend won't... mostly because he's jealous of you. I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang, but nothing seems to work out. Please help me Strong Bad... Kissless in Santa Rosa
10005 6	depressio	Dear Strong Bad, Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy , Your fan, Anthony from South Gate CA
10006 7	halloweener	Dear Strongbad, I want to have the bestest halloween costume ever this year. How can I make a strongbad costume? With crap, Ben from Ohio University
10007 8	brianrietta	Dear Strong Bad, Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous you are. I love the way you walk around without your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime. Give me a call, Pom- Pom has my number. Hopefully yours, Brian
10008 9	i love you	i love u -fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
10009 10	trevor the vampire	Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and
10010 11	i rule	If you are so evil, how come you don't rule the world or at least some kind of field? Mike, UK
10011 12	credit card	Dear Mr. Bad We regret to inform you that your credit card has expired. To keep your account, we will need you to send your old credit card number and expiration date, as well as a new one so we can make the change. We promise we are real and not just trying to steal your money. John, and some other people who aren't scam artists
10012 13	i she be	hey my name is great looking girl strong bad! i she be your girlfriend.
10013 14	duck pond	dear strong bad, do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are your thoughts on this subject? your friend, ron kiwi
10014 15	the basics	Dear strong bad, how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's. With crap, T.J.
10015 16	band names	hey strong bad, help us come up with a name for our band. i was thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first show tomorrow. you rule - dan
10016 17	studying	Dear Strong Bad, My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls me when I'm trying to study. What should I do? Crapfully yours, Roy
10017 18	stand-up	dear strong bad, ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any stand up comidic stuff? crapfully crappy, joe p.
10018 19	tape-leg	Dear strong bad, my brothers are always telling me that your legs are made of tape, is that true? -Nicolas
10019 20	spring cleaning	Dear Strong Bad, Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems like a nice guy to me. Caitlyn Do you have a secret crush with marzipan? steve sterling, VA Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Mike, Bend Oregon Dear Strong Bad, Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did the word crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad Strong Bad, Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. Come on, you can do better than that! This is like the highlight of my week. Suprised at your lack of humor, Sue
10020 21	cartoon	dear mr bad make a cartoon with only u in it and then just u do the commentary crapful geroge
10021 22	sb_email 22	Hi Strong Bad, I'm from England. What do you think of the English? Thank you, Mark
10022 23	little animal	What would you do if a little animal came up to you. crapfully yours, Ashley and Anthony
10023 24	the bird	DEAR STRONG BAD, IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON? VERY CRAPFULLY: PHYLO D
10024 25	super powers	Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your forehead the source of all your super powers? Or is it merely decorative? Aaron C.
10025 26	CGNU	dear strong bad, i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University, just like you. Please let me know how i can accomplish this goal. thank you. Margo
10026 27	3 wishes	Dear Strong Bad, If you had three wishes, what would the second one be? Much Crap, Brandon Hofer Judson College Elgin, IL
10027 28	1 step ahead	hello strong bad, don't you think it would be funny if you glued strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be... alex medford, nj
10028 29	superhero name	Dear Strong bad: Why is it that your superhero name does not end in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc... Your friend Stiny
10029 30	12:00	Strong Bad, My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you have any suggestions on how to fix it? Thankyou, Cory Dewey-Smith

sugarbob

DEAR STRONGBAD
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
DANIEL

flag day

Hey Strong Bad,

Happy Flag Day! I bet you have a totally awesome
flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us.

Your pal,
Pablo
Phoenix

gimmicks

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you remember when you would answer emails and
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss
those days.

With a lot of crap,

Mike W
Everett, MA

weird dream

what is the weirdest dream
you've ever had?

-marie

sisters

Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,
Ali

hello,
I am write single to salute and wait
for answer again

guitar

Hey Strong Bad whats up?

Can you play the Guitar?

Derek Highet
Northern California

dullard

Strong Bad,
How do I deal with the office dullard?
Jason

helium

Dear Strong Bad,
What do you sound like when you breathe helium?

Shack
Whittier

property of ones

Hey Strong Bad,

How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one
that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?

Dan Waters
Dallas, TX

vacation

Dear Strong Bad,

You must be a very busy man. You should think
about a vacation.

Filled with crap,
BrothaCheese

invisibility

strong bad,

what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????

sin studly17

action figure

Hey Strong Bad,

If someone made a Strong Bad
action figure, what kind of
awesome stuff would it be able
to do?

Kyle Rechsteiner
San Mateo, CA

little questions

Dear, Strong Bad!
Here is some little questions:
1. Has you some time play football?
2. How did you seen out when you was a
baby?
3. How did you think you came's to
seen out when you are wery old?

Viklas
Sweden

lures & jigs

Dear Strong Bad,

When you go fishing, do you use any
sort of special lure or jig to
attract the fishs?

David Jacobus
Astoria, NY

techno

Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at
all? If you do, what kind.

Silent J

your friends

WASSUP!

YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN
YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.

ANDREW

new hands

Hey Strong Bad,
If you had both your hands removed at
the wrists and could not have them
replaced with prosthetic hands, what
2 things would you have them replaced
with?

- Ryan
Toronto

ghosts

Yo yo, Strong Bad!

Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia?

Your Favorite Cowboys,
Josh, John & Doug
Nashville, TN

theme party

Dear Strong Bad,

I am the president of a fraternity,
and I was wondering if you would come
to our next party. It's gonna be a
theme party, so it won't happen for
awhile, until we can think of a good
theme. Can you think of one? Thanks.

Matt,
Rochester, NY

50 emails

Email #1
Dear strong bad,
Can you please write a book about
come-back jokes!
Mike
Canada

Email #2
Dear Stong Bad,
what are some cool ways to spell
different words? example, fat = phat

matt

Email #3
Strong Bad,
What is your favorite leg?

Jess and Tiff
Los Angeles, CA

Email #4
Dear Strong Bad
How do you type with gloves on
your hands?

Scott
Surrey BC Canada

website

Dear Strong Bad.

I want to start a new website but I
don't have any ideas of what to do for
my website. I was wondering if you
could give me some ideas for my new
website. This website will be cool and
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.

Sincerely Yours:
James

island

Dear Strong Bad,

What would you do if you where stuck
on an desert island with Homestar
Runner?

Yami Yugi
England

comic

Can you make a comic about my friends?
Tey are totally obsessed with you.
Their names are Virginia, Joy,
Kristen, and Jennifer. I would really
appriciate it.

Thank You.

Brittany

morning routine

Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning
routine?

Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa

cheat talk

Dear Strong Bad,

I think the Cheat is the coolest
thing ever, but why can't I
understand him? Please tell the
Cheat to talk normal.

Sincerely,

Cory, North Dakota

current status

Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?

Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire

japanese cartoon

Dear Strong Bad,
what would you look like as a
japanese cartoon and what would
it be about?

-james f.

dragon

Hey Strong Bad,

Can you draw a dragon? I want to see
your skills of an artist.

well, g2g,
kaizer
CA

marzipan

Strong Bad,
So, if you're so good with the ladies,
how come I never see you with any? The
only female I've seen even near you is
Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to
like you very much.

Ok, bye.
Emily C., Ohio

huttah!

Dear Strong Bad,

How come you never let The Cheat
answer any emails?

Lasko
Milwaukee, WI

Hey Strong Bad!

i love The Cheat! can you ask him for
me if he is taken? because i like him
WAY better then you

-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York

Dear Strong Bad,

You and the Cheat are the only reason
I go on this website. Actually just
the Cheat, but you are ok too.

Love,
Mito

Dear Strong Bad,
I think The Cheat is hot. Could
you hook us up?

Haelee,
Utah

Hey Strong Bad

My girlfriend thinks The Cheat
is cute.

Tyler,
California

DEAR the cheat
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!

I HATE YOU,
HOLMES, California

Dear the cheat

how do you type with boxing
gloves on your hands?

derek

monster truck

Hey Strong Bad,

Do you ever do TV commercials for
Monster Truck Shows? I think you
would be great for the voiceovers.

Your devoted fans,

Stan and Loretta

interview

What's up with Homsar? I know he's
weird and all, but don't you think we
deserve to know a bit more about him?
I think you should do an interview so
we can finally find out what his
deal is.

Kerrek
PA

fingers

dear strong bad,
how do you type with boxing gloves
on your hands?

aaron pratt
marion, in

Yo Strongbad. What's crackin? I was
wondering how you type with your
boxing gloves on?

Heather

HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING
GLOVES ON? THAT IS AMAZING!

FRANKDOG

Dear Strong Bad,
How can you type so fast when your
wearing boxing gloves?

Typing Faster Than You...
Brandon Hicks, Enumclaw WA

Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you add some fingers onto
your boxing gloves so that people
stop asking how you can type with
boxing gloves on? They wouldn't have
to be permanent. They'd be like the
phony antennae you buy at the joke store
or costume place.

Yours,
Lee Conrad
Edmonton, Alberta

english paper

Dear Strong Bad,
Right now I am putting off writing a
paper for my English class. Can you
write my Englilsh paper for me? I
don't even care if it's good or not,
I just don't want to do it.

Kyle Smith,
Manhattan, Kansas

unused emails

Hey Strong Bad,
I was wondering what you do with the
emails that don't get showed on the
weekly email.

Dan Chase,
Aurora, Illinois

the show

Dear Strong Bad,

My friends and I are at a volleyball
tounament and we were wondering how
come homestar never does anything
funny anymore?

your friend,
Tori From VA, TX

autobiography

Hey Strong Bad!
Have you ever considered writing a
biography on your life? I think it
would be a very cool idea since
everyone likes you anyway. I mean,
no one wants to read about a boring
person, like Strong Sad, or anything
like that.

Dan, PA

caper

Dear Strong Bad,

Why don't you and The Cheat pull a
caper of some sort. It seems like
there has been little cooperation
between the two of you as of late.

James
Detroit Mi

personal favorites

Hey Strong Bad,

You have done so many of these
e-mails which one would you say is
the best, or your personal favorite.

Thanks,
HockeymanJ05

big white face

Dear Strong Bad,

Why are you so mean to the guy with
the big white face and gray body?

Jen C from Millbrae , CA

2 emails

Hey Strong Bad,
I think that you should do more
e-mails every week. Like two. Then
we could have double the Strong Bad,
and double the fun.

Jimmy, MN

Hey Strong Bad,
If you could time travel, what period
in time would you travel to?

Dave Nienaber
Antioch, IL

Hey Strongbad.
I was just wondering what you
thought of Delaware.

Danny

crazy cartoon

Hi strong bad!
I wanted to know what your craziest
cartoon would be like. Please make a
CRAZY cartoon.

Your awesome friend monkeydude

mascot

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering what CGNU's mascot
is, and if they have any sports teams.
Thanks for the info.

Ike

privileges

Dear strongbad,
did you ever think about letting the
cheat have some other privaleges
since he helps you so much.

from your friend crazyclemens

funny

Dear Strong Bad,

Respond to this E-Mail in the
funniest way ever.

From Sam

sibbie

Dear Strong Bad,

You rock! Your are the most awesomest
thing ever, but how come you made a
song about fhqwhgads? Will you make
a song about me?

Sibbie.

suntan

Hey Strong Bad,

I thought you looked cute as a
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking
you might look even better if you got
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've
heard that a nice tan really
helps your muscles stand out.

Meg,
KS

anything

hi Strong Bad,
have you ever made anything out of anything?
bye
Dan from FL

the process

Dear Strong Bad,
How long does it to answer an e-mail?
Can you show me the prosess?
Em.

stunt double

Hello Strong Bad,
I'm a long time watcher first time
writer. I was wondering if you ever
use a stunt double.

Your whatever,
Louis

date

Dear Strong Bad,

Here's a question for ya. What do
you think happens when Homestar and
Marzipan go on a date?

Dynomite
Boston, MA

impression

Dear Strong Bad,

Could you please do your impression
of Strong Sad?

Thanks,
Your friend

labor day

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering what you're doing
for Labor Day.

Your friend,
Chrispy
Schenectady, NY

kids' book

Dear Strong Bad,

I was wondering if you have ever
thought of a children's book,
what it was about, and what kind of
words did you try to teach the kids.

Your fan,
Steve Buttz

2 years

Strong Bad,
I am going on a long trip and won't be
able to check out "Homestar Runner's
Website" for a long time. What do you
think the greatest advancement for
Strong Badia will be in the next 2
years?

Your Main Man,
E. Fullmer

no loafing

Hey Strong Bad!

Whatever happened to that "No Loafing"
sign you used to have?

Ryan, CO

mile

Dear Strong Bad,

Can you run a mile.

-Seb
The Lodge, MN

couch patch

is there a story behiend the patch
on the couch? if so, do tell!

form,
your pal

local news

Dear Strong Bad,
Does Strong Badia have its' own local
news even? If so, I hope it's better
than my local news.

Sincerely,
Dan D. Tallahassee, FL

colonization

Hi Strong Bad!
Do you celebrate thanksgiving
normally? Or do you have special
traditions for when Strong Badia was
first colonized? What's the story
about?

From your Buddy,
Shana Ma.
Los Angeles, CA

caffeine

Dear Strong Bad,
It must be really annoying living
with someone as whiny as Strong Sad.
Why don't you slip him some caffeine?

Justin
Murfreesboro, TN

kind of cool

Hey strong bad,
Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin
what it would be like if you weren't
the stylish, buff, handsome man in a
wrestling mask that you are.

Your devoted fan,
Jordan

army

Dear Strong Bad,
I was curious as to whether or not
Strong Badia had an official army.
Your Homeboy,
Hank Toler

video games

Hey Strong Bad,

I was just wondering what you would
be like in a video game and what it
would be like.

From,
Taylor R.
Queen Creek, AZ

the bet

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you ever go over to The King of
Town's place for dinner? If so,
what's it like?

Chris
Ann Arbor, Michigan

lackey

Hey yo there Strong Bad!
I was wondering why The Cheat is such
a diligent lackey. Did you save his
life one time and now he has to repay
you?

Steve
Victoria, BC

monument

Hey there Strong Bad!
I was thinking since so many people
and ladies think you're SUPER COOL,
why not build a monument to yourself
for all to enjoy?

Another fan,
Kaitlin G.

stupid stuff

Hey Strong Bad,

I think you should make Homestar say
stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!

Sincerely,
Kevin Grumbles

different town

Dear Strong Bad,

I just wondering, if you had a chance
to make your town different, what
would you do?

Sincerley
Steven WV

flashback

Hey there, Strong Bad!
I was wondering. How long have you
known Homestar? Is there some sort of
flashback that could describe how
and when you guys met?
Your Fan,
Jon, NH

car

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you Have a car If you do what Kind
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt?

From Kyle
in West Point , NY (Military Base)

lunch special

Hey Strong Bad,
Get Bubs to give out free luncch
specials and I'll show you a hot girl.

Sincerly,
Someone

haircut

Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?

Harry Earlenmacherg
Düsseldorf

theme park

Dear strong bad,
you are the coolest, any way onto
buisness. i think that you should
make your own theme park.

crapfully crap,
Rafael FL.

replacement

Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever thought who will take
your place when you retire?

Your friend,
Jeffrey Desterhoft

dangeresque 3

hi there strong bad,

i was just wondering, when is
dangeresque 3 comeing out?

yours truly,
john newell, on

cheatday

Dear Strong Bad,
what did you do for the Cheat's
birthday party

i want to know whos beter you or
the cheat or strong mad?

your friend
ryan az

hey, sb!
what's up? i was just wondering
what you're mom and dad look like.

please answer,
bridget thornton, co

make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease

p.s. pay out strong sad

pom pom

Dear Strongbad,

What would happen if you poked
Pom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I
haven't seen him around in a while?

Kevin
OH

crying

YO Yo Strongbad,
Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you
have ever made homestar cry.
DJ Solerous Australia

for kids

Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad,
I've been wondering if you ever
thought of making your own television
series? Kids everywhere would love
you, and your awesomeness.

Allison , NJ

other days

dear strong bad,
what do you do on all the other days
of the week?
sincerely,
brian holmes CA

Dear Strong Bad:
Please to be untieing that shoelace on
the back of your head?

Janus
Poland

old comics

hey SB,
why does the king of town have a
poopsmith?

your friend,
zack
west islip, NY

pizzaz

Hey Strong Bad,
I'd like to know...what is the secret
to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool?

peace out dawg foo gangsta yo
Ryan N.

the facts

Dear Strong Bad,

I was just wondering, why doesn't
Strong Mad have his own cartoon?

Your fan,
Jess G. OH

time capsule

dear STRONG bad,
you are extremely awesome but how are
you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre
dead? why not make a time capsule of
stuff filled with stuff about you to
be opened in at least X0 years.
please answer this,
sam concord california

extra plug

Dear S to the B,
I noticed that you always have an
extra plug socket open under your
desk. Isn't there something cool you
could plug in there?
Simcity,
Justin Corcoran, MASS

montage

Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you creat a montage?

Steve
Surf City, NJ

virus

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animal

subject: made up animal

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you like as if you were your own made up
animal
Sincerely,

Spud Jr.

radio

subject: radio

Dear Strong Bad,
My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give
them any pointers on what they can say/do on their show?
bowing to you

Fraser, Scotland

part-time job

subject: besides..

Dear Strongbad,
Do you do anything besides checking e-mails?

Sincerely, Hunter

dreamail

subject: Perfect email

Hey StrongBad
I was just wondering: what do you look for in an email?
Another words, describe that dream email that you would like
to recieve one day.

With lots of anticipation,
Danny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL

subject: French countryside

Dear Mssr. Eleganté,
You left your pocketwatch in the hot tub. When will you be back to retrieve it?

-128 Hot Katies

origins

subject: a sticky question...

Dear Strong bad,
I have recently been wondering about the origin of the
stick. Has it always been a good place for hanging out and
making rendezvous?

Luke, Eau Claire, WI

secret recipes

subject: family recipes

Dear Strong Bad,
When we grow up we want to be chefs. We wanted to know
if you had any secret family recipes that you would want
to share with us so....we can make them!

-Melissa and Hillary (from NJ)

rock opera

subject: rock opera

Strong Bad,
I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You
simply owe it to society. What should it be about?
That's up to you.
Best Wishes,
Anonymous Contributor

Gambier, OH

best thing

subject: What's the best...

Dear Strong Bad,
How you doin'? I have three quick questions...
1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?
2. What's the best thing you've ever done?
3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?

Later,
Albin J. (from Maryland)

long pants

subject: Homestar's pants

Dear Strongbad,
Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of
creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.
Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some
parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe
some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!
Tootles!

Clancy

rampage

subject: Overdue rampage

Der Ong-stray Ad-bay,
I thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a
rampage.

Sincerely Peter,

garage sale

subject: garage sale=money!

hey strong bad!
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean
think of all da things you could get with all that money...

cat (yeah that's my real name)

do over

subject: Just wondering...

Dear Strongbad,
What would you do different, if you could do it all over
again?

Crapfully yours,
Richie Z
Can-A-Duh

boring (really)

subject: bored...

Dear Strongbad,
Does it ever get boring where you live? Right now I am
bored out of my mind.

With lots of crap,
Callie, Lake Jackson, TX

modeling

subject: modeling

dear STRONG BAD!!!!!
i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever
considered doing some modeling?
Yours truuly,
Meghan, Albuquerque

bottom 10

subject: Bottom 10

To Weak Bad
What is your bottom 10?

From someone stronger than you

record book

subject: records

dear strong bad,
i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,
what for?

nathan, tx

lady...ing

subject: Ladies...

Dear Strongest of the Bads,
We are two desperate losers who could never get any
ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us
any tips on lady...ing.
Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,
Lorenzo and Fillbert

geddup noise

subject: question

What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it
was cool.

Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ

bedtime story

subject: Bed-time Stories

Hello Strong Bad,
I can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering,
you know, if you would tell me a bedtime story.
Good Night.
- Justin Wagley

Keller, TX

space program

subject: space program

Dear Strongbad,
Does Strongbadia have a space program?
Doo doo crap,
Ryan
Raleigh, NC

portrait

subject: portrait

Dear Strong Bad-
I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody
paint a portrait of  your greatness.
guess what, it's-
Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
Texas

highschool

Subject: high school

Hey Strong bad!
What were you like during highschool?
Sincerely,
Patrick Cowiche WA

death metal

subject: death metal

Dear Strong Bad,
I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need
of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound
really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs?
Dane
Corvallis, OR

secret identity

subject: none

Dear Strongbad,
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have.
Chris
Laramie, Wy

technology

subject: little help, please

Dear Strong Bad;
I'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really
appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I
could use for my new classes. Thanks.
Jay
Oswego NY

narrator

subject: narration

Have you ever been the narrator for a movie?

Grant Gossman from Minnesota.

myths & legends

subject: Hey Strongbad!

Hey Strongbad,
Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or
Legendary Legends?
Cephas
Cornwall, CA

pop-up

subject: dream book

Dear Strong Bad,
I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad
pop-up book. It was the book of my dreams.
Kat
Spokane, Wash.

lady fan

subject: extra cool

Dear Strong Bad,
My new lady fan does not like you so much. Should I
just call it quits now or can you do something extra special
cool to impress her?
Buck Webb
Houston, Tejas

disconnected

subject: sb!!!!

Dear Strong Bad,
If your head got disconnected and your head was rolling
all over the place and you didn't even know were your
body is or your head, what would you do?
Jenny

candy product

subject: Candy

Dear Strongbad
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a
chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product...
or food thing... to sell..............
From somone thats not homestarrunnner

alternate universe

subject: alternate univer$e

Dear Strong Bad,
Got some ?'s for you:
1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars?
2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in
an alternate universe somehow?
Jody (not a girl), TX

senior prom

subject: prom

Dear Strong Bad,
I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom.
If so, what was it like?
Matt M. WA

isp

subject: ISP

Dear Strong Bad,
Since you answer emails, you must have some sort of
internet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in
Strong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive?
Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world,
Gary, UK

redesign

subject: keeping life exciting

dear strong bad,
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue
paint.

jamie ericson canada

keep cool

subject: Oh man,,,

How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over
here. What do you do to keep cool?

Tom B
Sunnyvale, CA

theme song

subject: theme song

Dear Super Bad,
It bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song.
If it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole
lot cooler.
Jonathan Shaheen
Ontario, Canada

Dear Strong Bad,
I love your Tragdor!
Draw him AGAIN!!!

-punkkid87

road trip

subject: road trip

Dear Fatty bad,
Do you ever go on road trips with your gang?

That guy, from that place

trading cards

subject: Trading Stong-gum

Hey Strongbad-
You should have trading cards...With a stick of gum in them.
Nerdly yours,
Daniel,
N.S. CANADA

cliffhangers

subject: cliffhangers

Dear Strong Bad,
Resolve all the cliffhangers please.

Thanks,
Jake

retirement

dearest strong bad
do you remember the email that you deleted
the hardest
sincerly
josh
oakland

Dear Strong Bad,
I want to see you perform some amazing
feats of
wonder.

Very ser-                     iously,
Luke S.

coloring

subject: bad crayon namers

Dear awesome,
have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...???
-much love
Ter
Andover,MN

4 branches

subject: stupidest

Hey Strong Bad
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar
ever did, said, or imagined???
ur biggest fan
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.

the chair

subject: the chair.

D to the ear Strong Bad,
That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.
When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,
office manager-style comfy computer chair?
Yours truely,
Keith, PA

subject: your mask

Dear strong bad,
How come you never take your mask off?

what I want

subject: decemberween

Dear Strongbad,
What do you want for Decemberween?
your holiday spirit
Talon Jendro
Des Moines, IA

looking old

subject: looking old?

Dear Strongbad,
You really do look old, how old are you anyways?

Your faithful fan,
Andy Hsiao, Taiwan

strong badathlon

subject: the cheat

Strong bad,
For a long time i've been wondering.... How far can you
throw the cheat? If you don't want to do that, could you
beat the crud out of homestar for no reason?

Lewis Rudkin
Essex, England.

unnatural

subject: storms

Hey Strongbad,

'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia
ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?

the movies

subject: movie

Dear Strong Bad,
 I was at the movies last night and this little girl behind me
wouldn't shut up! has that ever happened to you?
Cooper
Franklin TN.

your funeral

subject: funeral

Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad,
What do you think your funeral would be like?
Sincerely Yours,
Bibendum

from work

Dear Strong Bad,
If you could have any job in the whole
world, regardless of how much it pays, what
would you have?
From The Nitwon

rough copy

subject: comics

Dear Strongbad,
I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat.
But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and
the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd
send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested.
-Malinko-

underlings

subject: Handling Smelly Underling?

Dear Strong Bad,
I am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one
of my underlings about their stench. As the foremost
expert in dealing with smelly underlings, I ask you, what is
the best way to go about this? I wish to do this with
some tact & professionalism.
Sincerely,
PlasticDiverGuy
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia

more armies

subject: Strong Badia's Army

Mr Strong Bad
I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army.
Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information
that could assist.
Yours,
Paul, Perth
Western Australia

the paper

subject: The Paper...

Dear Strongbad,
Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best
moment that you had with the paper?
Thank You
Kyle Williams
North Ogden, Utah

mini-golf

subject: miniature golf course

Helllooooooo Strongbad,
I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf
course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia
had a miniature golf course.
Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon,
Somebody noone cares about in IA

concert

subject: concert

Hey Strong Bad,
Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type
of concert was it?
Your Dragon,
Trogdor *smiley face*

hygiene

subject: hygiene movie

Dear Strongbad,
In 5th grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie. I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version.
Your friend,
John Katulla

original

subject: Another Actor

Hails and Horns Strong Bad ,\m/
Have you ever been watching your favorite shows and
sequels, and suddenly realized that your favorite character
has been unscrupulously replaced with another actor?
Nicholas & Antonio
Lansing, Michigan

bike thief

subject: bike thieves

Hey Strong Bad,
I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being
stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out
how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike?
Virginia
MI

pizza joint

subject: sbemails!!

Hey there Strong Bad,
As a typical college girl I was wondering if there is a
pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...you know, if me and
my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.
Hopeful in Pennsylvania,
Daphne

slumber party

subject: slumber parties

Dear Strong Bad,
I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a
lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber
parties should one attend or ignore?
Sincerely,
Thomas O. from NY

web comics

subject: story ideas

Hey Strong Bad,
Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web
comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions
for us. Thanks a lot
Gunkiller
Standing right behind you

business trip

subject: have you ever? PLEASE!!

Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or
something serious? think about it.

-ROXY~VA

yes, wrestling

subject: none

Dear awesome Strong Bad.
Could you please show us some of your awesome wrestling
moves.
Gardenboy
Bfn SA

diorama

subject: Diorama

Hey Strong Bad,
I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.
I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle
School Appropriate", or whatever. Got any tips?
Molly T.
Charlotte, N.C.

nightlife

subject: strong bad email

Hey mr S to the B
I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?
What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to
check out?
Somekindaguy
Josh CO

environment

subject: high time

Dear Strong Bad,
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know.
Lyd and Jules,
ID and MO, respectively

winter pool

subject: drained pool

Dear Strong Bad,
What do you do with the pool during the winter? Do you
drain it and use it for skateboarding or something?

-J.Hazard, IN

fan club

subject: Sbemail Fan Club?

Does your e-mail show have it''s own fan club? Whose the
president of it? And what do they do?
Best regards,
David, Northern Ireland.

pet show

subject:pet show

Haihai Strong Bad
Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show?
Have fun,
Sarah, QLD

licensed

subject: famous

Ok Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now,
but why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the
strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong
Bad in my day, come on man help me out!
From yours truly
Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving

buried

subject: Ancient Ruins?

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you know whether or not there are ancient ruins
buried deep under Strong Badia?
Thanks,
Paul M. Pasquella

shapeshifter

subject: email

Dear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waht would you
turn into?
From Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Washington

rated

subject: Fav Movie?

Dear Strong Bad,
What is your favorite movie, and why? And where, if applicable.
Sincerely
L. Eftformat

specially marked

subject: cerial box toys

Hey ho, Strongbad.
What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked
cerial boxes?
PB
Over the hills

love poems

subject: love poem

Dear Mr. Strong [Bad],
I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with
my words which I speak. Will you help me write a love poem?
Sincerely,
Just Another Hopeless Romantic

hiding

subject: hide n seek

Dear Dude,
What is your awesome hiding place whenever you play
hide n' seek. I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and
noone can find you right.
Awesomely Yours,
Dude 1
Scarlet, MO

your edge

subject: a little concerned

Hey Strongbad-
I'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge. I
heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in
a while.
Yours, etc
Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA

magic trick

subject: Srongbad email

Hey. I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do
a magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some
day. Her are a tips to you: Take homestar runner in a box
and take a saw and saw him.
From Agnes in sweden!

being mean

subject: being nice

Dear Strong Bad,
I know you think being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach
my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about
being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the
best choice. Thanks!

-Nice Dad

subject: chum

Dear Hungry Shark,
I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that
tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I
immediately thought of you!!
Your Pal,

Nice Dad

subject: role model

Hey 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents,
It's me, Nice Dad! The boys need a lesson about
responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight
between Goblin Keep Sieges?

-N.D.

email thunder

subject: college girls?

Dear Homestar,
Me and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool.
All the college dorm girls at MO
Hannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber,
and all the rest of use

to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com

Dear Homestar,
I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering, can
you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?
Sewiously yours,
Abdi

hremail3184

subject: coolness

Dear Strong Bad,
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?

From,
Kelly
USA

imaginary

Dear Strong Bad,
my brother had a friend over today and he drove
me crazy!! What should I do about it?

Crudfully, Henry Wisner  WI

independent

Dear Strong Bad,
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film
festival?
-=Evil Gif=-
Phoenix, Arizona

dictionary

Dear Strong Bad,
You are the superest, awesomest guy ever. That
makes you sawesome. Do you have a Strong Badian
dictionary fo your own words?
Sincerely Yours,
Costrick

videography

To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad)
I'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire
a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could
you use all your skills and powers and take on such
a task? I want it to look real nice.
Robert McSwain
Video Media Technologist
ITS Department

sbemail206

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you enloy reasing?
I do two! How 'bou?
-The Tawdry Man

too cool

Dear SB,
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on
camera?
Woefully yours,
Kristian WithaK

The Next April Fools Thing

Dear Strong Bad,
what do you do to keep up your personal
motivation and inspiration?
Sincerely, Mollie B.

parenting

S to the Bad,
I'm about to become a Dad but I don't know the
first thing about raising a kid. Do you have
any tips or suggestions on how best to care for
a baby?
Mike
Riverview, FL

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Site Components	Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by	Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
Running Gags	Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology	Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), Papers (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
Analysis	Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails