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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done. | '''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done. | ||
Revision as of 08:55, 14 November 2006
| Strong Bad Email #161 |
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Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Sad, The Jolly Dumple, Coach Z, The Alien, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Limozeen (Easter egg)
Places: Computer Room, The Show, The Office, The Field, Old-Timey Field, Old-Timey Stage, An alien planet (Easter egg)
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: November 13, 2006
Running Time: 4:55
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
subject: stupidestHey Strong Bad,
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar
ever did, said, or imagined???
ur biggest fan
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, my good Spank, that is way too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even.
STRONG BAD: No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about {cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner} The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as the top of the building} Ooo. I'm a neglected official.
STRONG BAD: The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. {a dotted line is traced to a television set with Homestar's head on the screen. A caption appears under it that reads "The House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television"} It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!
{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now isn't that a tasty makeover, lady friends? {crowd cheers} Huh? Huh?!
{cut to a closeup of Homestar. As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen. The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! {crowd cheers}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama. {cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry} So let's bring him out!
{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance changes. The crowd boos.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, whatever, you know you all want some.
{someone throws a chair at Homestar and knocks him down. The crowd cheers gleefully}
STRONG BAD: That's right. Homestar secretly had himself on his own "You're a Bad Boyfriend" talk show.
{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}
STRONG BAD: The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.
{cut to The Office with Strong Bad in his cubicle at a computer typing. Phones are ringing in the background}
STRONG BAD: {talking into headset} No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!
STRONG BAD: {turns his head offscreen towards Homestar} Not Now! I'm talking to Phone Tree Survivor Number Thirteen! {talking into headset} Yes lady, the whole password.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!
STRONG BAD: I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened.
{Strong Bad leaps up from his desk and slides out of his cubicle towards a water cooler stuffed with Homestar inside}
STRONG BAD: Aww man! This isn't free bagels!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, but it is free-ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.
STRONG BAD: {momentarily stutters} Just explain to me what you were TRYING to do when this happened.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall.
STRONG BAD: Okay, that tells me everything I need to know. How 'bout we try this?
{Strong Bad walks over to the water cooler and presses down the button for the nozzle that has Homestar's foot sticking out of it}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ow, oW, OW, STOP! Sweet genius that hurt! Oh well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life. Just stack my mail on top of me would ya? {Strong Bad walks off as a phone rings} Thanks S-bro! Man! Where should we go for lunch today? Chinese buffet?
{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A scoreboard appears that flips through random numbers and resets at zero. Then it disappears as a dotted line is traced to a picture of Homestar with a graduation cap on. A caption appears under him that says "The joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities"}
STRONG BAD: You know how in video games, if you get the super duper high score, eventually it flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.
{cut to Homestar in The Field atop a soap box with Strong Sad in the foreground}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awash with flavor!
STRONG SAD: Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
STRONG SAD: No, no, no stupid! That's Coulomb's law.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty two.
{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a football helment with Homestar's face on it. A caption appears under it that reads "The Budoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume"}
STRONG BAD: And last of course, the most powerful branch. The Budoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.
{cut to The Field at night with Homestar inside a giant mascot costume next to a fire}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Man, oh man, oh man! Man! Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made! {Homestar raises a stick with a juice box stuck on the end over the fire} This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely. Bed, Bath and Be-yond!
{cut to a wider shot revealing Coach Z}
COACH Z: Homestar what are you do'n! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Polymascotfoamalate!? {his words echo}
{cut to The Homestar Runner in the Old Timey Field standing next to an alien. A spaceship has crashed into the factory in the background}
ALIEN: But Earthling. They don't have polymascotfoamalate on my planet. Eh-rumble.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's 'cause your a communist fool, red!
{cut to a stage with The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad dancing with a banner over their heads reading "Polymascotfoamalate!"}
BACKGROUND SINGERS: {singing} Polymascotfoamalate!
{cut to The Homestar Runner dressed up as a baby}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Feed it to the babies.
{cut back to the stage, the alien joines them}
BACKGROUND SINGERS: {singing} Polymascotfoamalate!
{cut to Old Timey Strong Bad with shaving cream on his face holding what appears to be baby powder in one hand and a cup full of shaving cream in the other}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Or as a topping on Sour'd Cream!
{cut to a globe with the words "POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE" written in front of it with the formula containing the elements that comrpise it below}
ANNOUNCER: Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America {appears above the globe as it is spoken}Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!
{abruptly cut back to The Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! {singing} Polymascotfoa- {an explosion occurs throwing Coach Z out of frame and Homestar's mascot costume disintergrates}
{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." Strong Bad stands up in front of it}
STRONG BAD: So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, {a banner appears above Strong Bad} write a letter to your local Homestarman, {another banner appears} or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! {yet another banner appears}
{Strong Bad walks off screen and the camera pulls in on the top of the building shaped like Homestar's head}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} And that's how I become a law! {fireworks appear in the air} Pa-too! Pa-too! Pa-too!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet entitled "A Great Idea for Personal Style" with the handwriting "MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG" and Homestar's head wearing such wig spread across the cells.
- Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a Dullard comic.
- At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see him spit more fireworks.
- At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a Limozeen: but they're in space! cartoon:
- {Larry, Gary, and Perry are seen on a teal planet with the Alien, a snake-like animal coming out of the ground, and a ringed planet in the background}
- THE ALIEN: {gestures and stamps feet while speaking} Oh, that's Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on my planet... {trailing off} eh, grumble...
- LARRY: That's 'cause you don't have polyhairspraycheesealate!
- {cut to Mary holding a tentacle in a hot dog bun}
- MARY: {speaking with mouth full} And you're a communist fool! {takes a bite of sandwich and chews}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- Homestar correctly states Coulomb's law, which determines the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges q1 and q2 and the distance between them r:
Remarks
- Strong Bad's polo shirt he wears at the office has a 5.25 inch floppy disk crest.
- Homestar does not have any trouble breathing or speaking underwater.
Goofs
- Strong Bad types "in" instead of "any" when he says "No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground," at the beginning of the email.
- In the last branch of the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done, budoir is misspelled. The proper spelling is "Boudoir".
Inside References
- The wooden crate Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in fingers, then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times".
- Limozeen's animated debut was in best thing.
- "MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG" is an example of lowercase i's.
- Homestar makes the same pa-too sound when he spits out Teddy Grahams.
Real World References
- "The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" are a reference to the three branches of the United States government, and the shape of the governmental building is most likely a reference to the United States Capitol building, often used as a symbol of the legislative branch.
- In old arcade games, if you get a score higher than 999,999, it might flip back over to 0. This happens in such games as Namco's Galaga or Pac-Man. Strong Bad mentions this when describing Homestar's Third Branch, "The Joint Sub-Committee on So-Stupid-It's-Smart-ities".
- Homestar's "You're a Bad Boyfriend Talk Show" and the the throwing of the chair is directly linked to the Geraldo Rivera show from the '80s, where Geraldo suffered a broken nose, paving the way for talk shows like The Jerry Springer Show.
- When Homestar is in the Dumple costume, he mentions the store Bed Bath & Beyond, which is a chain of domestic stores across the nation. He also mentions Good & Plenty, a famous fruit candy.
- Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock cartoon "I'm Just a Bill", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.
- The Homestar fireworks at the end of the cartoon is a direct sendup from Super Mario Brothers 1 for the Nintendo Entertainment System; you recieved 1, 3 or 6 fireworks when you completed a level with 1, 3, or 6 in rightmost digit of the timer.
- Strong Bad's recommendation to "throw a trash can through a plate glass window" is likely a reference to the climactic scene in Spike Lee's film Do The Right Thing.
