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If you hate Homsar so much,<br /> | If you hate Homsar so much,<br /> | ||
why don't you kill him?<br /> | why don't you kill him?<br /> | ||
-Vinnie C.</blockquote> | -Vinnie C.</blockquote> | ||
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How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?<br /> | How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?<br /> | ||
I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?<br /> | I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?<br /> | ||
Crapfully yours,<br /> | Crapfully yours,<br /> | ||
Tyler</blockquote> | Tyler</blockquote> | ||
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downloading...</blockquote> | downloading...</blockquote> | ||
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Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend<br /> | Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend<br /> | ||
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.<br /> | won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.<br /> | ||
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me Strong Bad...<br /> | me Strong Bad...<br /> | ||
Kissless in Santa Rosa</blockquote> | Kissless in Santa Rosa</blockquote> | ||
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Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy <!--there is a space before the comma. And it really is a comma.-->,<br /> | Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy <!--there is a space before the comma. And it really is a comma.-->,<br /> | ||
Your fan,<br /> | Your fan,<br /> | ||
Anthony<br /> | Anthony<br /> | ||
from South Gate CA</blockquote> | from South Gate CA</blockquote> | ||
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I want to have the bestest halloween<br /> | I want to have the bestest halloween<br /> | ||
costume ever this year. How can I make<br /> | costume ever this year. How can I make<br /> | ||
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With crap,<br /> | With crap,<br /> | ||
Ben from Ohio University</blockquote> | Ben from Ohio University</blockquote> | ||
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Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, <br /> | Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, <br /> | ||
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous <br /> | I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous <br /> | ||
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Hopefully yours,<br /> | Hopefully yours,<br /> | ||
Brian</blockquote> | Brian</blockquote> | ||
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| - | <blockquote class="short tandy email">Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden<br /> | + | | 10 |
| + | |email=<blockquote class="short tandy email">Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden<br /> | ||
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach<br /> | Maine and I was wondering if you could teach<br /> | ||
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a<br /> | me how to be as awesome as you. I am a<br /> | ||
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Revision as of 11:34, 5 January 2023
Potential Project Page to list all the emails sent to Strong Bad.
There is currently no formatting as I'm just gathering the blockquotes. Eventually this should go in some kind of tabular format. Feel free to contribute.
| Number | Email Title | Email Text |
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| 1 | some kinda robot | Dear Strong Bad,
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| 2 | homsar | Hi Strong Bad,
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| 3 | butt IQ | Dear Mr Bad,
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| 4 | homestar hair | Homestar Hair
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| 5 | making out | Dear Strong Bad..,
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| 6 | depressio | Dear Strong Bad,
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| 7 | halloweener | Dear Strongbad,
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| 8 | brianrietta | Dear Strong Bad,
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| 9 | i love you | i love u
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| 10 | trevor the vampire | Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden |
i rule
If you are so evil, how come you don't rule
the world or at least some kind of field?
Mike, UK
credit card
Dear Mr. Bad
We regret to inform you that your credit card
has expired. To keep your account, we will need
you to send your old credit card number and
expiration date, as well as a new one so we can
make the change. We promise we are real and
not just trying to steal your money.
John, and some other people
who aren't scam artists
i she be
hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!
i she be your girlfriend.
duck pond
dear strong bad,
do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding
the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are
your thoughts on this subject?
your friend,
ron kiwi
the basics
Dear strong bad,
how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.
With crap,
T.J.
band names
hey strong bad,
help us come up with a name for our band. i was
thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first
show tomorrow.
you rule
- dan
studying
Dear Strong Bad,
My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?
Crapfully yours,
Roy
stand-up
dear strong bad,
ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any
stand up comidic stuff?
crapfully crappy,
joe p.
tape-leg
Dear strong bad,
my brothers are always telling me that your
legs are made of tape, is that true?
-Nicolas
spring cleaning
Dear Strong Bad,
Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems
like a nice guy to me.
Caitlyn
Do you have a secret crush with marzipan?
steve
sterling, VA
Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Mike,
Bend Oregon
Dear Strong Bad,
Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap?
Where did the word crap come from?
Crapfully crapfully,
Chad
Strong Bad,
Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed.
Come on, you can do better than that! This is like
the highlight of my week.
Suprised at your lack of humor,
Sue
cartoon
dear mr bad
make a cartoon with only u in it and then
just u do the commentary
crapful
geroge
sb_email 22
Hi Strong Bad,
I'm from England. What do you think of
the English?
Thank you,
Mark
little animal
What would you do if a little animal came
up to you.
crapfully yours,
Ashley and Anthony
the bird
DEAR STRONG BAD,
IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE
OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?
VERY CRAPFULLY:
PHYLO D
super powers
Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your
forehead the source of all your super
powers? Or is it merely decorative?
Aaron C.
CGNU
dear strong bad,
i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts
University, just like you. Please let me know
how i can accomplish this goal.
thank you.
Margo
3 Wishes
Dear Strong Bad,
If you had three wishes, what would the second
one be?
Much Crap,
Brandon Hofer
Judson College
Elgin, IL
1 step ahead
hello strong bad,
don't you think it would be funny if you glued
strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...
alex
medford, nj
superhero name
Dear Strong bad:
Why is it that your superhero name does not end
in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc...
Your friend
Stiny
12:00
Strong Bad,
My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you
have any suggestions on how to fix it?
Thankyou,
Cory Dewey-Smith
sugarbob
DEAR STRONGBAD
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
DANIEL
flag day
Hey Strong Bad,
Happy Flag Day! I bet you have a totally awesome
flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us.
Your pal,
Pablo
Phoenix
gimmicks
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you remember when you would answer emails and
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss
those days.
With a lot of crap,
Mike W
Everett, MA
weird dream
what is the weirdest dream
you've ever had?
-marie
sisters
Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,
Ali
hello,
I am write single to salute and wait
for answer again
guitar
Hey Strong Bad whats up?
Can you play the Guitar?
Derek Highet
Northern California
dullard
Strong Bad,
How do I deal with the office dullard?
Jason
helium
Dear Strong Bad,
What do you sound like when you breathe helium?
Shack
Whittier
property of ones
Hey Strong Bad,
How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one
that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?
Dan Waters
Dallas, TX
vacation
Dear Strong Bad,
You must be a very busy man. You should think
about a vacation.
Filled with crap,
BrothaCheese
invisibility
strong bad,
what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????
sin studly17
action figure
Hey Strong Bad,
If someone made a Strong Bad
action figure, what kind of
awesome stuff would it be able
to do?
Kyle Rechsteiner
San Mateo, CA
little questions
Dear, Strong Bad!
Here is some little questions:
1. Has you some time play football?
2. How did you seen out when you was a
baby?
3. How did you think you came's to
seen out when you are wery old?
Viklas
Sweden
lures & jigs
Dear Strong Bad,
When you go fishing, do you use any
sort of special lure or jig to
attract the fishs?
David Jacobus
Astoria, NY
techno
Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at
all? If you do, what kind.
Silent J
your friends
WASSUP!
YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN
YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.
ANDREW
new hands
Hey Strong Bad,
If you had both your hands removed at
the wrists and could not have them
replaced with prosthetic hands, what
2 things would you have them replaced
with?
- Ryan
Toronto
ghosts
Yo yo, Strong Bad!
Are there any ghosts in Strongbadia?
Your Favorite Cowboys,
Josh, John & Doug
Nashville, TN
theme party
Dear Strong Bad,
I am the president of a fraternity,
and I was wondering if you would come
to our next party. It's gonna be a
theme party, so it won't happen for
awhile, until we can think of a good
theme. Can you think of one? Thanks.
Matt,
Rochester, NY
50 emails
Email #1
Dear strong bad,
Can you please write a book about
come-back jokes!
Mike
Canada
Email #2
Dear Stong Bad,
what are some cool ways to spell
different words? example, fat = phat
matt
Email #3
Strong Bad,
What is your favorite leg?
Jess and Tiff
Los Angeles, CA
Email #4
Dear Strong Bad
How do you type with gloves on
your hands?
Scott
Surrey BC Canada
website
Dear Strong Bad.
I want to start a new website but I
don't have any ideas of what to do for
my website. I was wondering if you
could give me some ideas for my new
website. This website will be cool and
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.
Sincerely Yours:
James
island
Dear Strong Bad,
What would you do if you where stuck
on an desert island with Homestar
Runner?
Yami Yugi
England
comic
Can you make a comic about my friends?
Tey are totally obsessed with you.
Their names are Virginia, Joy,
Kristen, and Jennifer. I would really
appriciate it.
Thank You.
Brittany
morning routine
Hey Strong Bad-
Whats up? What is your morning
routine?
Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa
cheat talk
Dear Strong Bad,
I think the Cheat is the coolest
thing ever, but why can't I
understand him? Please tell the
Cheat to talk normal.
Sincerely,
Cory, North Dakota
current status
Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?
Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire
japanese cartoon
Dear Strong Bad,
what would you look like as a
japanese cartoon and what would
it be about?
-james f.
dragon
Hey Strong Bad,
Can you draw a dragon? I want to see
your skills of an artist.
well, g2g,
kaizer
CA
marzipan
Strong Bad,
So, if you're so good with the ladies,
how come I never see you with any? The
only female I've seen even near you is
Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to
like you very much.
Ok, bye.
Emily C., Ohio
huttah!
Dear Strong Bad,
How come you never let The Cheat
answer any emails?
Lasko
Milwaukee, WI
Hey Strong Bad!
i love The Cheat! can you ask him for
me if he is taken? because i like him
WAY better then you
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York
Dear Strong Bad,
You and the Cheat are the only reason
I go on this website. Actually just
the Cheat, but you are ok too.
Love,
Mito
Dear Strong Bad,
I think The Cheat is hot. Could
you hook us up?
Haelee,
Utah
Hey Strong Bad
My girlfriend thinks The Cheat
is cute.
Tyler,
California
DEAR the cheat
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!
I HATE YOU,
HOLMES, California
Dear the cheat
how do you type with boxing
gloves on your hands?
derek
monster truck
Hey Strong Bad,
Do you ever do TV commercials for
Monster Truck Shows? I think you
would be great for the voiceovers.
Your devoted fans,
Stan and Loretta
interview
What's up with Homsar? I know he's
weird and all, but don't you think we
deserve to know a bit more about him?
I think you should do an interview so
we can finally find out what his
deal is.
Kerrek
PA
fingers
dear strong bad,
how do you type with boxing gloves
on your hands?
aaron pratt
marion, in
Yo Strongbad. What's crackin? I was
wondering how you type with your
boxing gloves on?
Heather
HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING
GLOVES ON? THAT IS AMAZING!
FRANKDOG
Dear Strong Bad,
How can you type so fast when your
wearing boxing gloves?
Typing Faster Than You...
Brandon Hicks, Enumclaw WA
Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you add some fingers onto
your boxing gloves so that people
stop asking how you can type with
boxing gloves on? They wouldn't have
to be permanent. They'd be like the
phony antennae you buy at the joke store
or costume place.
Yours,
Lee Conrad
Edmonton, Alberta
english paper
Dear Strong Bad,
Right now I am putting off writing a
paper for my English class. Can you
write my Englilsh paper for me? I
don't even care if it's good or not,
I just don't want to do it.
Kyle Smith,
Manhattan, Kansas
unused emails
Hey Strong Bad,
I was wondering what you do with the
emails that don't get showed on the
weekly email.
Dan Chase,
Aurora, Illinois
the show
Dear Strong Bad,
My friends and I are at a volleyball
tounament and we were wondering how
come homestar never does anything
funny anymore?
your friend,
Tori From VA, TX
autobiography
Hey Strong Bad!
Have you ever considered writing a
biography on your life? I think it
would be a very cool idea since
everyone likes you anyway. I mean,
no one wants to read about a boring
person, like Strong Sad, or anything
like that.
Dan, PA
caper
Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you and The Cheat pull a
caper of some sort. It seems like
there has been little cooperation
between the two of you as of late.
James
Detroit Mi
personal favorites
Hey Strong Bad,
You have done so many of these
e-mails which one would you say is
the best, or your personal favorite.
Thanks,
HockeymanJ05
big white face
Dear Strong Bad,
Why are you so mean to the guy with
the big white face and gray body?
Jen C from Millbrae , CA
2 emails
Hey Strong Bad,
I think that you should do more
e-mails every week. Like two. Then
we could have double the Strong Bad,
and double the fun.
Jimmy, MN
Hey Strong Bad,
If you could time travel, what period
in time would you travel to?
Dave Nienaber
Antioch, IL
Hey Strongbad.
I was just wondering what you
thought of Delaware.
Danny
crazy cartoon
Hi strong bad!
I wanted to know what your craziest
cartoon would be like. Please make a
CRAZY cartoon.
Your awesome friend monkeydude
mascot
Dear Strong Bad,
I was wondering what CGNU's mascot
is, and if they have any sports teams.
Thanks for the info.
Ike
privileges
Dear strongbad,
did you ever think about letting the
cheat have some other privaleges
since he helps you so much.
from your friend crazyclemens
funny
Dear Strong Bad,
Respond to this E-Mail in the
funniest way ever.
From Sam
sibbie
Dear Strong Bad,
You rock! Your are the most awesomest
thing ever, but how come you made a
song about fhqwhgads? Will you make
a song about me?
Sibbie.
suntan
Hey Strong Bad,
I thought you looked cute as a
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking
you might look even better if you got
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've
heard that a nice tan really
helps your muscles stand out.
Meg,
KS
anything
hi Strong Bad,
have you ever made anything out of anything?
bye
Dan from FL
the process
Dear Strong Bad,
How long does it to answer an e-mail?
Can you show me the prosess?
Em.
stunt double
Hello Strong Bad,
I'm a long time watcher first time
writer. I was wondering if you ever
use a stunt double.
Your whatever,
Louis
date
Dear Strong Bad,
Here's a question for ya. What do
you think happens when Homestar and
Marzipan go on a date?
Dynomite
Boston, MA
impression
Dear Strong Bad,
Could you please do your impression
of Strong Sad?
Thanks,
Your friend
labor day
Dear Strong Bad,
I was wondering what you're doing
for Labor Day.
Your friend,
Chrispy
Schenectady, NY
kids' book
Dear Strong Bad,
I was wondering if you have ever
thought of a children's book,
what it was about, and what kind of
words did you try to teach the kids.
Your fan,
Steve Buttz
2 years
Strong Bad,
I am going on a long trip and won't be
able to check out "Homestar Runner's
Website" for a long time. What do you
think the greatest advancement for
Strong Badia will be in the next 2
years?
Your Main Man,
E. Fullmer
no loafing
Hey Strong Bad!
Whatever happened to that "No Loafing"
sign you used to have?
Ryan, CO
mile
Dear Strong Bad,
Can you run a mile.
-Seb
The Lodge, MN
couch patch
is there a story behiend the patch
on the couch? if so, do tell!
form,
your pal
local news
Dear Strong Bad,
Does Strong Badia have its' own local
news even? If so, I hope it's better
than my local news.
Sincerely,
Dan D. Tallahassee, FL
colonization
Hi Strong Bad!
Do you celebrate thanksgiving
normally? Or do you have special
traditions for when Strong Badia was
first colonized? What's the story
about?
From your Buddy,
Shana Ma.
Los Angeles, CA
caffeine
Dear Strong Bad,
It must be really annoying living
with someone as whiny as Strong Sad.
Why don't you slip him some caffeine?
Justin
Murfreesboro, TN
kind of cool
Hey strong bad,
Dude, I was just thinkin and wonderin
what it would be like if you weren't
the stylish, buff, handsome man in a
wrestling mask that you are.
Your devoted fan,
Jordan
army
Dear Strong Bad,
I was curious as to whether or not
Strong Badia had an official army.
Your Homeboy,
Hank Toler
video games
Hey Strong Bad,
I was just wondering what you would
be like in a video game and what it
would be like.
From,
Taylor R.
Queen Creek, AZ
the bet
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you ever go over to The King of
Town's place for dinner? If so,
what's it like?
Chris
Ann Arbor, Michigan
lackey
Hey yo there Strong Bad!
I was wondering why The Cheat is such
a diligent lackey. Did you save his
life one time and now he has to repay
you?
Steve
Victoria, BC
monument
Hey there Strong Bad!
I was thinking since so many people
and ladies think you're SUPER COOL,
why not build a monument to yourself
for all to enjoy?
Another fan,
Kaitlin G.
stupid stuff
Hey Strong Bad,
I think you should make Homestar say
stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!
Sincerely,
Kevin Grumbles
different town
Dear Strong Bad,
I just wondering, if you had a chance
to make your town different, what
would you do?
Sincerley
Steven WV
flashback
Hey there, Strong Bad!
I was wondering. How long have you
known Homestar? Is there some sort of
flashback that could describe how
and when you guys met?
Your Fan,
Jon, NH
car
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you Have a car If you do what Kind
of car is it. Is it Pimped OUt?
From Kyle
in West Point , NY (Military Base)
lunch special
Hey Strong Bad,
Get Bubs to give out free luncch
specials and I'll show you a hot girl.
Sincerly,
Someone
haircut
Dear Strong Bad,
Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
sooo coull. I can't decide what to
do with mine, any suggestions?
Harry Earlenmacherg
Düsseldorf
theme park
Dear strong bad,
you are the coolest, any way onto
buisness. i think that you should
make your own theme park.
crapfully crap,
Rafael FL.
replacement
Dear Strong Bad,
Have you ever thought who will take
your place when you retire?
Your friend,
Jeffrey Desterhoft
dangeresque 3
hi there strong bad,
i was just wondering, when is
dangeresque 3 comeing out?
yours truly,
john newell, on
cheatday
Dear Strong Bad,
what did you do for the Cheat's
birthday party
i want to know whos beter you or
the cheat or strong mad?
your friend
ryan az
hey, sb!
what's up? i was just wondering
what you're mom and dad look like.
please answer,
bridget thornton, co
make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease
p.s. pay out strong sad
pom pom
Dear Strongbad,
What would happen if you poked
Pom-Pom with a pin? Is that why I
haven't seen him around in a while?
Kevin
OH
crying
YO Yo Strongbad,
Hey Strongbad I was wondering if you
have ever made homestar cry.
DJ Solerous Australia
for kids
Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad,
I've been wondering if you ever
thought of making your own television
series? Kids everywhere would love
you, and your awesomeness.
Allison , NJ
other days
dear strong bad,
what do you do on all the other days
of the week?
sincerely,
brian holmes CA
Dear Strong Bad:
Please to be untieing that shoelace on
the back of your head?
Janus
Poland
old comics
hey SB,
why does the king of town have a
poopsmith?
your friend,
zack
west islip, NY
pizzaz
Hey Strong Bad,
I'd like to know...what is the secret
to your pizzaz? Why are you so cool?
peace out dawg foo gangsta yo
Ryan N.
the facts
Dear Strong Bad,
I was just wondering, why doesn't
Strong Mad have his own cartoon?
Your fan,
Jess G. OH
time capsule
dear STRONG bad,
you are extremely awesome but how are
you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre
dead? why not make a time capsule of
stuff filled with stuff about you to
be opened in at least X0 years.
please answer this,
sam concord california
extra plug
Dear S to the B,
I noticed that you always have an
extra plug socket open under your
desk. Isn't there something cool you
could plug in there?
Simcity,
Justin Corcoran, MASS
montage
Dear Strong Bad,
Why don't you creat a montage?
Steve
Surf City, NJ
virus
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animal
subject: made up animalDear Strong Bad,
Spud Jr.
What would you like as if you were your own made up
animal
Sincerely,
radio
subject: radioDear Strong Bad,
Fraser, Scotland
My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give
them any pointers on what they can say/do on their show?
bowing to you
part-time job
subject: besides..Dear Strongbad,
Sincerely, Hunter
Do you do anything besides checking e-mails?
dreamail
subject: Perfect emailHey StrongBad
With lots of anticipation,
I was just wondering: what do you look for in an email?
Another words, describe that dream email that you would like
to recieve one day.
Danny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL
subject: French countrysideDear Mssr. Eleganté,
-128 Hot Katies
You left your pocketwatch in the hot tub. When will you be back to retrieve it?
origins
subject: a sticky question...Dear Strong bad,
Luke, Eau Claire, WI
I have recently been wondering about the origin of the
stick. Has it always been a good place for hanging out and
making rendezvous?
secret recipes
subject: family recipesDear Strong Bad,
-Melissa and Hillary (from NJ)
When we grow up we want to be chefs. We wanted to know
if you had any secret family recipes that you would want
to share with us so....we can make them!
rock opera
subject: rock operaStrong Bad,
Gambier, OH
I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You
simply owe it to society. What should it be about?
That's up to you.
Best Wishes,
Anonymous Contributor
best thing
subject: What's the best...Dear Strong Bad,
How you doin'? I have three quick questions...
1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?
2. What's the best thing you've ever done?
3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?
Later,
Albin J. (from Maryland)
long pants
subject: Homestar's pantsDear Strongbad,
Clancy
Why doesn't homestar ever wear pants? It's kind of
creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.
Anyway, I think you should get him some pants, maybe some
parachute pants would work...yeah, that would work. Or maybe
some clown pants, I don't care, just get him some pants!
Tootles!
rampage
subject: Overdue rampageDer Ong-stray Ad-bay,
Sincerely Peter,
I thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a
rampage.
garage sale
subject: garage sale=money!hey strong bad!
cat (yeah that's my real name)
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean
think of all da things you could get with all that money...
do over
subject: Just wondering...Dear Strongbad,
What would you do different, if you could do it all over
again?
Crapfully yours,
Richie Z
Can-A-Duh
boring (really)
subject: bored...Dear Strongbad,
Does it ever get boring where you live? Right now I am
bored out of my mind.
With lots of crap,
Callie, Lake Jackson, TX
modeling
subject: modelingdear STRONG BAD!!!!!
i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever
considered doing some modeling?
Yours truuly,
Meghan, Albuquerque
bottom 10
subject: Bottom 10To Weak Bad
From someone stronger than you
What is your bottom 10?
record book
subject: recordsdear strong bad,
nathan, tx
i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,
what for?
lady...ing
subject: Ladies...Dear Strongest of the Bads,
We are two desperate losers who could never get any
ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us
any tips on lady...ing.
Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,
Lorenzo and Fillbert
geddup noise
subject: questionWhat ever happened to the get up noise? I think it
Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ
was cool.
bedtime story
subject: Bed-time StoriesHello Strong Bad,
Keller, TX
I can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering,
you know, if you would tell me a bedtime story.
Good Night.
- Justin Wagley
space program
subject: space programDear Strongbad,
Does Strongbadia have a space program?
Doo doo crap,
Ryan
Raleigh, NC
portrait
subject: portraitDear Strong Bad-
I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody
paint a portrait of your greatness.
guess what, it's-
Dylan Bragers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
Texas
highschool
Subject: high schoolHey Strong bad!
What were you like during highschool?
Sincerely,
Patrick Cowiche WA
death metal
subject: death metalDear Strong Bad,
I'm in this death metal band at my school, and I am in need
of some of your expert lyrical advice: what words sound
really cool when you scream 'em at the top of your lungs?
Dane
Corvallis, OR
secret identity
subject: noneDear Strongbad,
Do you have a secret Identity? cause you know that
would be the kinda rockin' cool thing you'd have.
Chris
Laramie, Wy
technology
subject: little help, pleaseDear Strong Bad;
I'm a middle school technology teacher. I would really
appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I
could use for my new classes. Thanks.
Jay
Oswego NY
narrator
subject: narrationHave you ever been the narrator for a movie?
Grant Gossman from Minnesota.
myths & legends
subject: Hey Strongbad!Hey Strongbad,
Does Strong Badia have any Mysterious Myths or
Legendary Legends?
Cephas
Cornwall, CA
pop-up
subject: dream bookDear Strong Bad,
I had a dream that my friend had a Strong Bad
pop-up book. It was the book of my dreams.
Kat
Spokane, Wash.
lady fan
subject: extra coolDear Strong Bad,
My new lady fan does not like you so much. Should I
just call it quits now or can you do something extra special
cool to impress her?
Buck Webb
Houston, Tejas
disconnected
subject: sb!!!!Dear Strong Bad,
If your head got disconnected and your head was rolling
all over the place and you didn't even know were your
body is or your head, what would you do?
Jenny
candy product
subject: CandyDear Strongbad
I was wondering, if you are so famous, popular, and a
chick-magnet how come you dont have any candy product...
or food thing... to sell..............
From somone thats not homestarrunnner
alternate universe
subject: alternate univer$eDear Strong Bad,
Got some ?'s for you:
1. What would you do with a hundred million dollars?
2. What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in
an alternate universe somehow?
Jody (not a girl), TX
senior prom
subject: promDear Strong Bad,
I was wondering did you ever have a senior prom.
If so, what was it like?
Matt M. WA
isp
subject: ISPDear Strong Bad,
Since you answer emails, you must have some sort of
internet, right? What kind of internet do you guys get in
Strong Badia? Who runs it? Is it expensive?
Your bestest buddy in the whole wide world,
Gary, UK
redesign
subject: keeping life excitingdear strong bad,
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue
paint.
jamie ericson canada
keep cool
subject: Oh man,,,How hot is it right now in Strongbadia? We're boiling over
here. What do you do to keep cool?
Tom B
Sunnyvale, CA
theme song
subject: theme songDear Super Bad,
It bugs me how your email show doesn't have a theme song.
If it did have a theme song, your show would be a whole
lot cooler.
Jonathan Shaheen
Ontario, Canada
Dear Strong Bad,
I love your Tragdor!
Draw him AGAIN!!!
-punkkid87
road trip
subject: road tripDear Fatty bad,
Do you ever go on road trips with your gang?That guy, from that place
trading cards
subject: Trading Stong-gumHey Strongbad-
You should have trading cards...With a stick of gum in them.
Nerdly yours,
Daniel,
N.S. CANADA
cliffhangers
subject: cliffhangersDear Strong Bad,
Resolve all the cliffhangers please.
Thanks,
Jake
retirement
dearest strong bad
do you remember the email that you deleted
the hardest
sincerly
josh
oakland
Dear Strong Bad,
I want to see you perform some amazing
feats of
wonder.
Very ser- iously,
Luke S.
coloring
subject: bad crayon namersDear awesome,
have you ever thought how rediculous some crayon names are....I mean "blizzard blue"...thats stupid...and "Laser lemon"...???
-much love
Ter
Andover,MN
4 branches
subject: stupidestHey Strong Bad
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar
ever did, said, or imagined???
ur biggest fan
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
the chair
subject: the chair.D to the ear Strong Bad,
That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable.
When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big,
office manager-style comfy computer chair?
Yours truely,
Keith, PA
subject: your maskDear strong bad,
How come you never take your mask off?
what I want
subject: decemberweenDear Strongbad,
What do you want for Decemberween?
your holiday spirit
Talon Jendro
Des Moines, IA
looking old
subject: looking old?Dear Strongbad,
You really do look old, how old are you anyways?
Your faithful fan,
Andy Hsiao, Taiwan
strong badathlon
subject: the cheatStrong bad,
For a long time i've been wondering.... How far can you
throw the cheat? If you don't want to do that, could you
beat the crud out of homestar for no reason?
Lewis Rudkin
Essex, England.
unnatural
subject: stormsHey Strongbad,
'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia
ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?
the movies
subject: movieDear Strong Bad,
I was at the movies last night and this little girl behind me
wouldn't shut up! has that ever happened to you?
Cooper
Franklin TN.
your funeral
subject: funeralDear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad,
What do you think your funeral would be like?
Sincerely Yours,
Bibendum
from work
Dear Strong Bad,
If you could have any job in the whole
world, regardless of how much it pays, what
would you have?
From The Nitwon
rough copy
subject: comicsDear Strongbad,
I would like to Draw a few comics about you and the cheat.
But 1st i'd need to know what type of promblems you and
the cheat would be faced with. Once i get a rough copy i'd
send it to you to see how you like it. I hope you interested.
-Malinko-
underlings
subject: Handling Smelly Underling?Dear Strong Bad,
I am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one
of my underlings about their stench. As the foremost
expert in dealing with smelly underlings, I ask you, what is
the best way to go about this? I wish to do this with
some tact & professionalism.
Sincerely,
PlasticDiverGuy
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
more armies
subject: Strong Badia's ArmyMr Strong Bad
I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army.
Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information
that could assist.
Yours,
Paul, Perth
Western Australia
the paper
subject: The Paper...Dear Strongbad,
Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best
moment that you had with the paper?
Thank You
Kyle Williams
North Ogden, Utah
mini-golf
subject: miniature golf courseHelllooooooo Strongbad,
I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf
course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia
had a miniature golf course.
Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon,
Somebody noone cares about in IA
concert
subject: concertHey Strong Bad,
Have you ever been to a concert? If you have what type
of concert was it?
Your Dragon,
Trogdor *smiley face*
hygiene
subject: hygiene movieDear Strongbad,
In 5th grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie. I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version.
Your friend,
John Katulla
original
subject: Another ActorHails and Horns Strong Bad ,\m/
Have you ever been watching your favorite shows and
sequels, and suddenly realized that your favorite character
has been unscrupulously replaced with another actor?
Nicholas & Antonio
Lansing, Michigan
bike thief
subject: bike thievesHey Strong Bad,
I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being
stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out
how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike?
Virginia
MI
pizza joint
subject: sbemails!!Hey there Strong Bad,
As a typical college girl I was wondering if there is a
pizza joint somewhere in Strongbadia...you know, if me and
my girls wanted to come hang out sometime.
Hopeful in Pennsylvania,
Daphne
slumber party
subject: slumber partiesDear Strong Bad,
I attended a slumber party and there was nothing but a
lame game of Uno. I ask you, what types of slumber
parties should one attend or ignore?
Sincerely,
Thomas O. from NY
web comics
subject: story ideasHey Strong Bad,
Me and some of my friends are thinking of doing a web
comic together and I was wondering if you had any suggestions
for us. Thanks a lot
Gunkiller
Standing right behind you
business trip
subject: have you ever? PLEASE!!Have you ever made a sbmail about a business trip or
something serious? think about it.
-ROXY~VA
yes, wrestling
subject: noneDear awesome Strong Bad.
Could you please show us some of your awesome wrestling
moves.
Gardenboy
Bfn SA
diorama
subject: DioramaHey Strong Bad,
I have to do some crappy, really stupid diorama this year.
I want it to be bloody and gory, but it has to be "Middle
School Appropriate", or whatever. Got any tips?
Molly T.
Charlotte, N.C.
nightlife
subject: strong bad emailHey mr S to the B
I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?
What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to
check out?
Somekindaguy
Josh CO
environment
subject: high timeDear Strong Bad,
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know.
Lyd and Jules,
ID and MO, respectively
winter pool
subject: drained poolDear Strong Bad,
-J.Hazard, IN
What do you do with the pool during the winter? Do you
drain it and use it for skateboarding or something?
fan club
subject: Sbemail Fan Club?Does your e-mail show have it''s own fan club? Whose the
president of it? And what do they do?
Best regards,
David, Northern Ireland.
pet show
subject:pet showHaihai Strong Bad
Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show?
Have fun,
Sarah, QLD
licensed
subject: famousOk Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are like famous now,
but why haven't you licensed anything yet? Like where's the
strong Bad novels and fluffy pillows, I need more Strong
Bad in my day, come on man help me out!
From yours truly
Pilmple-Faced Bill from receiving
buried
subject: Ancient Ruins?Dear Strong Bad,
Do you know whether or not there are ancient ruins
buried deep under Strong Badia?
Thanks,
Paul M. Pasquella
shapeshifter
subject: emailDear Strongbad, if you could shapeshift, waht would you
turn into?
From Paxton Westergard Anacortes, Washington
rated
subject: Fav Movie?Dear Strong Bad,
What is your favorite movie, and why? And where, if applicable.
Sincerely
L. Eftformat
specially marked
subject: cerial box toysHey ho, Strongbad.
What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked
cerial boxes?
PB
Over the hills
love poems
subject: love poemDear Mr. Strong [Bad],
I am in love. Unfortunately, I am absotively blunderous with
my words which I speak. Will you help me write a love poem?
Sincerely,
Just Another Hopeless Romantic
hiding
subject: hide n seekDear Dude,
What is your awesome hiding place whenever you play
hide n' seek. I'm sure you can just stand somewhere and
noone can find you right.
Awesomely Yours,
Dude 1
Scarlet, MO
your edge
subject: a little concernedHey Strongbad-
I'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge. I
heven't seen any shennanigans from you or The Cheat in
a while.
Yours, etc
Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, CA
magic trick
subject: Srongbad emailHey. I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do
a magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some
day. Her are a tips to you: Take homestar runner in a box
and take a saw and saw him.
From Agnes in sweden!
being mean
subject: being niceDear Strong Bad,
-Nice Dad
I know you think being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach
my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about
being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the
best choice. Thanks!
subject: chumDear Hungry Shark,
Nice Dad
I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that
tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I
immediately thought of you!!
Your Pal,
subject: role modelHey 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents,
-N.D.
It's me, Nice Dad! The boys need a lesson about
responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight
between Goblin Keep Sieges?
email thunder
subject: college girls?Dear Homestar,
Me and all of my young college friends that live in my dorm were just wondering if you wanted to come over and have a pillow fight sometime because we think you are sooooooo very cool.
All the college dorm girls at MO
Hannah, Micah, Rachel, Sally, Peggy, Vicky, Amber,
and all the rest of use
to: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.comDear Homestar,
I'm a big fan of your hremails and was wandering, can
you give us a tour of your not-in-front-of-your-computer?
Sewiously yours,
Abdi
hremail3184
subject: coolnessDear Strong Bad,
What was the coolest explosion you ever saw?
From,
Kelly
USA
imaginary
Dear Strong Bad,
my brother had a friend over today and he drove
me crazy!! What should I do about it?
Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI
independent
Dear Strong Bad,
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film
festival?
-=Evil Gif=-
Phoenix, Arizona
dictionary
Dear Strong Bad,
You are the superest, awesomest guy ever. That
makes you sawesome. Do you have a Strong Badian
dictionary fo your own words?
Sincerely Yours,
Costrick
videography
To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad)
I'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire
a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could
you use all your skills and powers and take on such
a task? I want it to look real nice.
Robert McSwain
Video Media Technologist
ITS Department
sbemail206
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you enloy reasing?
I do two! How 'bou?
-The Tawdry Man
too cool
Dear SB,
Why doesn't Senor Cardgage have a video in the
Characters section? Is he too cool to be on
camera?
Woefully yours,
Kristian WithaK
The Next April Fools Thing
Dear Strong Bad,
what do you do to keep up your personal
motivation and inspiration?
Sincerely, Mollie B.
parenting
S to the Bad,
I'm about to become a Dad but I don't know the
first thing about raising a kid. Do you have
any tips or suggestions on how best to care for
a baby?
Mike
Riverview, FL
