videography
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Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Lil' Strong Sad, Grandmaw Auntpaw (Easter egg)
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Basement of The Brothers Strong, Homestar Runner's House
Computer: Compy Compé
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Running Time: 3:30
Page Title: Compy Compé
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Transcript
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{Strong Bad is at the Compé. The wallpaper is a picture of marshmallows.}
STRONG BAD: Checkin' e-mails with boxing gloves. The sweet computer science. {double-clicks on the sbemail.exe icon}
To Whom It May Concern; (aka Strong Bad)
I'm getting married in August. I'm looking to hire
a "videographer" to videotape our wedding. Could
you use all your skills and powers and take on such
a task? I want it to look real nice.
Robert McSwain
Video Media Technologist
ITS Department
{Strong Bad reads "aka" as written and "ITS Department" as "It's Da Partment!"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well McSwobert, that works out perfectly, because "videographer" is just one of my many professions that have quotes around them.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: {typing} I'm also a "heart surgeon," a "licensed technician," a "poultry farmer," and a "fireman." And you say you're getting married in August? So like, 2 months ago? Also, not a problem. My videograph will have so many fancy wipes, fades, and transitions, your wife will never even know you guys aren't in it! Take a look at my demo reel.
{cut through static to a miniature screen of Strong Bad in The Field. It disjointedly gets larger until it fills the entire screen}
STRONG BAD: Hello there. I'm famed quotation marked videographer Strong Bad. Do you like quick zooms and solarizing effects? What about diamondy transitions, pixelated wipes, or slow fade-outs? All these effects and more will make your cherished event that happened last month be cherished forever.
(diamond cut to Locker Room}
STRONG BAD: Jimmy's lacrosse debacle never looked so good.
(Static cut to Strong Bad's shoes at The Field)
STRONG BAD: {Unintelligent mumbles} Oh, Jimmy is playing lacrosse! {More mumbles} Oh, he scores the winning lacrosse point! { A whistle is heard}
{Wipe to three lacrosse sticks being held in the air}
STRONG BAD: Oh, and his dad was totally there and not at Applebees'! {The camera lowers to reveal The Cheat holding the sticks.} Good shot, John-Jimmy!
{static cut to The Garage}
Easter Eggs
- Clicking on "internet gold" at the end takes you to the YouTube video Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee.
- Clicking on "Grandma Aundpaw" at the end shows a short clip of Strongbad showing off his video camera, with the mic conveniently located by the cassette motor, followed by footage of Grandma Auntpaw at her 109th birthday saying something inaudible over the sound of said cassette motor.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Strong Bad was last shown with pan with a chicken leg in it first appeared in slumber party.
- The music has been used for all Sbemailiarized toons.
- Strong Bad's wallpaper is one of the wallpapers from the Download page.
Real-World References
- Problem Child was a series of early 1990s films and an animated series about a bratty child. However, there was only three films in the series.
External Links
- watch "videography"
- watch "videography" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "videography"
- forum thread re: "videography"
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