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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from December 2017.

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[edit] December

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Steam AND sugar!!
This Tweet is a reply to @You_Got_Byrned, who shared a photo of a batch of homemade Cheatcake-like cupcakes.

Fun Facts

  • "Steam and sugar" are the ingredients Strong Bad mentions in stupid stuff.
31 Dec 2017


Hmm. I can't tell which one is great. Dictionary peeps referencing Trogdor vs. fast food peeps referencing the obscure sbemail 'what i want.' YOU decide!
This Tweet quotes the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "draco" (the Latin origin of "dragon").

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28 Dec 2017


Yes, with unlistenable garbage audio. This is at least the sound straight from the soundboard.
This Tweet is a reply to @LeScarletSinger's comment about the Limozeen Live performance originally being uploaded to YouTube channel tdougland.
27 Dec 2017


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The 27th is DecemberZEEN! Download this rare club show from '08 in way-more-than-decent quality audio! (YT video to follow!)

homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html


Fun Facts

27 Dec 2017


Ahhhhh!! My parts!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MissDragon42, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad with human-like proportions she made in ninth grade.
25 Dec 2017


Those reactions look about right! Unamused b/w secretly plotting revenge.
This Tweet is a reply to @thediabeatles, who posted a picture of himself giving each member of his family a Deep Impact DVD.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad uses "b/w".
25 Dec 2017


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In the Dangeresque universe, Dangeresque Too always gets Dangeresque "Deadly Impact" each Decemberween.


Fun Facts

25 Dec 2017


Um, 'substitue' is the French Canadian spelling! Pronounced (sub-stih-TWAY). Yeah! To go with the theme, see?! NOT a misspelling!
This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet containing the Santaman's Chimney recipe.

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23 Dec 2017


Oops.
This Tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who pointed out the misspelling of "substitute" in the previous Tweet.
23 Dec 2017


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Don't show up at your Decemberween gatherings this year without the season's hottest new bev! Print out, prepare, watch grandma spiral out of control!


Image Transcript

Santaman's Chimney

- 1 part Hot Jones
(if no Jones, substitue Jenkins, if no Jenkins,
substitue Egg Nog)

- 1 shot your fav Hard Ones
- Dash of liquid smoke
(top with whipped cream and crushed candy canes
to get all lame and foodie on it)

FROM THE CROOKED KITCHEN OF DANGERESQUE

Fun Facts

23 Dec 2017


As soon as you draw tiny cool, cool glasses on a post-it and cut them out!
This Tweet is a reply to @garrant_ryan, who asked when Dangeresque figurines will be available.

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23 Dec 2017


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NEW Decemberween Special!

Dangeresque Puppet Squad:
The Hot Jones Hijack!!
Happy D'ween everybody!

youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU


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23 Dec 2017


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Oh man! I should totally make you one with my totally legit Printelectrix 3D printer! Check it making a thatched roof cottage here!
This Tweet is a reply to @nanirourou, who posted a picture of a headless Strong Bad figurine and asked about a keyboard head replacement.

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22 Dec 2017


Um, how bout we start with that sweet, sweet commercial permission and/or recognition first. Which nobody bothered to get.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheeColin, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet, saying it's about time Strong Bad got those "sweet sweet commercial $$$$".
22 Dec 2017


You'll have to take that up with your local rabbit dog or bunnym'n. Or are they just zombiem'n now?
This Tweet is a reply to @takuminightcore, who asked Strong Bad to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

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22 Dec 2017


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Hard Drivin for PC/Amiga!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

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21 Dec 2017


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Secret tricks of the Dangerdesque!


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21 Dec 2017


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Maybe this is all just payback for this. The mythological crossover fast food sandwich of legend!
This Tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who pointed Strong Bad to @Arbys's recent Tweet.

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20 Dec 2017


Nothing I signed on for. They don't even tell everybody the reference is from Sbemail 163! I even had to look that old cartoon up!
This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet.
20 Dec 2017


Blubb-O's, that is. Also, is that dayglow red monstrosity a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich?! If so, Strong Sad will take 12.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @Arbys.

Fun Facts

20 Dec 2017


Sorry guys. I'm already sworn to Blubbo's.
This Tweet is a reply to the official Arby's Twitter account, which posted a video with a live-action Strong Bad Dancin' Musical Nobot from what i want to promote their product.
20 Dec 2017


Lemme see if I can dig that dirge-y mess up!
This Tweet is a reply to @Roobix_Cubes, who requested a high-quality version of the holiday version of the intro song from A Holiday Greeting and the Decemberween Email Menu.
19 Dec 2017


I will! I have the whole thang ding ready to upload! Video and audio! Gimme few days!
This Tweet is a reply to @DieLobsterguy, who requested that Strong Bad release a high-quality version of Limozeen Live! similar to the high-quality version of Hooked on Decemberween.

Fun Facts

  • The spoonerism "thang ding" originated in too cool.
  • The songs were released eight days later.
19 Dec 2017


I was thinkin' the SAME THING!
This Tweet is a reply to @omelettecounty's doodle of Strong Bad kicking Homestar, to which @Spat856 was wondering if he could do it nine times.
19 Dec 2017


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Have a link to a crappy HTML page with your fav D'ween songs. Finally in high-ish quality!
homestarrunner.com/decemberweenso...
19 Dec 2017


No way! That Viking dragon has one of those greasy, whispy combovers. Looks like Nordump, Trogdor's depressing cousin that's always asking to borrow consummate V's and never gives them back.
This Tweet is a reply to @heatherbeamatz, who offered a Viking-era slate drawing of a dragon as "historical evidence for Trogdor".

Fun Facts

18 Dec 2017


Nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything. I mostly hate chicken. Especially... in a pan.
This Tweet is a reply to @UnknownNeo and @Lordofthesuplex, who were discussing Strong Bad's unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's last sentence refers to his description of an undesirable slumber party meal.
18 Dec 2017


Don't know what that is and don't care!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked Strong Bad's opinion on his unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.
18 Dec 2017


Nothing I agreed to.
This Tweet is a reply to @MattLovehammer, who commented on Strong Bad's unofficial cameo in a recent Robot Chicken episode.
18 Dec 2017


Until the cardboardium spear was SHATTERED into 8 pieces! Each shard conveniently landing in a different biome right next to a very large, very angry creature with easy to recognize patterned behaviors! Reunite the shards! Press START!
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who tried to come up with a story behind the Trogdor linocut and Strong Bad's spear.

Fun Facts

15 Dec 2017


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Also, already taken though.
This Tweet is a reply to the same Tweet he replied to previously.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad shows a screenshot from The Cheatar, the short featuring the gigantic Fender Stratocaster made for Guitar Mania.
15 Dec 2017


I shoulda seen it. Perfection!
This Tweet is a reply to @adamheine, who suggested the name "Cheetaur" for Strong Bad's steed in the linocut.
15 Dec 2017


This linocut is amazing!! But whattaya call that thing I'm riding? A Cheatsteed? Cheatmount? A wild Cheatstang? Anybody else? I'm open to suggestions!
This Tweet quotes @CharlemagneSeb, who posted a fanmade linocut of Strong Bad facing Trogdor with a spear riding a The Cheat-like steed, in the midst of a burninated landscape.
15 Dec 2017


Total jerks the Brothers Chaps are about to be on @LibraryRadio's podcast Lost in the Stacks on 91.1FM WREK in the ATL at noon! They will talk too much and play some cool old 7 inches!


Fun Facts

15 Dec 2017


Whoa! A rare, deep cut. I'll have to dig through some moldy old VHS piles to see if I can find it!
This Tweet is a reply to @StrikerObi, who was a student when The Brothers Chaps visited Florida State University, and wanted to know if the clip of Puppet Homestar from their presentation was still around.
15 Dec 2017


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Here's an alt attempt at a @PatrickRothfuss draccus from yesterday. This one was more sperm whale/70's van than toothpaste dollop.


Fun Facts

14 Dec 2017


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Won't you join Homestar for whatever the crap a sweet winter's blush is?


Video Transcript

{Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly}

MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again.

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first—

MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go.

{Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush?

{Cut to closer shot}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World?

{Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:}

Mouth Shelves Welcome!

WINTER'S
BLUSH!

AMATEUR SNOW-EATERS PROFESSIONAL WORLD

PREMIER EVENT!

ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush!

Fun Facts

14 Dec 2017


Hey Andym'n! Here's a secret link to higher quality mp3's of ALL the Decemberween tunes
homestarrunner.com/decemberweenso...
This Tweet is a reply to @AndyIsTweeting, who was distraught because the Cheer Up Coach Z download link seemed to be broken.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad calls Andy "Andym'n".
    • He also referred to someone named Andy as "Andyman" in looking old.
14 Dec 2017


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You guys did it! Since you raised over $14K for @PatrickRothfuss and @Worldbuilders_ everyone gets an extra special Skills of an Artist! And one of you lucky donors wins this drawing! Put your skills to such greater use and master the 4 Bean Salad!


Video Transcript

See Draccus

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • The 4 Bean Salad is one of the techniques used in the drawing.
13 Dec 2017


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Last day to donate to @Worldbuilders_ ! Take a lesson from C.J. here! Only $1085 left to go and I'll do a special @PatrickRothfuss themed Skills of an Artist! $10k = 83.3333 goats for needy peeps! Don't you wanna see lotsa thirds of goats?!


Image Transcript

C.J. Claypool donated $73.44

Step 1: Add up the collective dollar amount for the
games currently in your Steam Wish List. Step 2:
Realize that money can be put to MUCH better use
by the folks at Worldbuilder. Step 3: Find a fun
group to pledge through, like Strong Bad's
Goathfuss fund. Step 4: Feel better about the
money you just spent. You were never going to play
those video games anyway.

9 hours ago

11 Dec 2017


I can arrange that!
This Tweet is a reply to @mizzelphug, who would have preferred a Decemberween update through Shark-Tooth Bubs.
8 Dec 2017


Is that on account of the 'Patreon' in 'Patreon-type deal'? Or the whole concept of 'Patreon-type deal' itself? Like what if I set up a 'Stonktreon' campaign? You be into that?
This Tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who said he changed his vote on the Patreon poll to "ew, gross" due to it being through Patreon.
8 Dec 2017


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'Tis the weather* for a holiday classic with Puppet Homestar! (*Strong Bad does not respect or condone actually 'tis-ing the weather)


Video Transcript

See Social Media Crap Compilation 1#A Decemberween Snowment

Fun Facts

8 Dec 2017


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Back atcha, stripΓ©d beardym'n!
Member this?
This Tweet is a reply to @PatrickRothfuss, who told Strong Bad he loved him.

Image Transcript

>shred lute

Fun Facts

6 Dec 2017


If we raise a total of $10K for the @Worldbuilders_ fundraiser (they give goats to peeps in need or something!) I'll do a special Skills of an Artist where I teach you to draw a draccus from @PatrickRothfuss' books! Then you can win the drawing! Gonate!
This Tweet links to the Worldbuilders Goathfuss fundraiser.

Fun Facts

  • Draccus was released a week later.
6 Dec 2017


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I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!


Video Transcript

See Clownbread

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
6 Dec 2017


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Here's a nicer quality gif. Not sure why all the jankitude in that little videro.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, which was a lower-quality video of the GIF in this Tweet.

Image Transcript

King Castlefunny
King proclaimeth:

h"The Glass is
halALWAYS
half-full with"

Frothman's
FrLITE

6 Dec 2017


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Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one!


Video Transcript

{There is a wooden wall with a bar sign on it, resembling a castle. On it, there is an advertisement for Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones, with @babypopdipstick's The King of Town fanart as King Castlefunny. On the left side, there is a brown and white object moving up and down in a wavy fashion.}

Fun Facts

  • This refers to the previous Tweet.
  • A college apartment is mentioned.
5 Dec 2017


This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence!
This Tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who shared fanart of a stylized King of Town.

Fun Facts

5 Dec 2017


Nobody do anything... Gingeresque!
This Tweet quotes @__Beaches__, who posted a photo of an iced gingerbread Strong Bad.

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3 Dec 2017


I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!!
This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who asked about a petition for Telltale Games to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet features many portmanteaus:
    • "Thy Dungeresqueman" is a portmanteau of Thy Dungeonman and Dangeresque.
    • "Rogue-lite" is a preexisting portmanteau of "roguelike" and "lite".
      • Rogue-lite video games take certain elements from roguelikes, but typically have more complex visuals and require less strategy to play.
    • "Textroidvania" is a portmanteau of text and Metroidvania, which itself is a portmanteau of Metroid and Castlevania.
      • Metroidvania is a subgenre of action-adventure games, using game design and mechanics that are similar to Metroid and Castlevania.
    • "Flask-sim" is a portmanteau of "flask" and "sim" (abbreviation for "simulator").
  • Dangeresque did get a crossover that same month, although it was with Cheat Commandos in Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack.
3 Dec 2017
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