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| - | + | {{about|DVD-exclusive [[Strong Bad Email]]}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Birds (disambiguation)}} | |
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| + | [[Image:emailbirds.PNG|thumb|Welcome to Text Quest]] | ||
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| + | Strong Bad kills a few email birds with one stone, and answers three emails. This email seems to take place in the Tandy 400 era. | ||
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}} | ||
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| + | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]] | ||
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| + | '''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]] | ||
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| + | '''Running Time:''' 1:02 | ||
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| + | {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One|exclusive=TRUE}} | ||
| + | __FORCETOC__ | ||
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| + | == Transcript == | ||
| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see if we can't kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. ''{reads email}'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | <blockquote class="short tandy email">how are you why don't you make a joke<br /> | ||
| + | kiss<br /> | ||
| + | bettina</blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{Strong Bad reads the email with a drone, exactly as written}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? ''{stops typing, pulls up second email}'' Let's see what else we've got here... ''{reads email}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="short tandy email">Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br /> | ||
| + | think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br /> | ||
| + | -Jeffrey Gilligan</blockquote> | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! ''{stops typing, pulls up third email}'' And lastly... ''{reads email}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="tandy email">Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br /> | ||
| + | neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br /> | ||
| + | *kick*<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | -Naomi, AB</blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points! ''{types that as "-15 hp"}'' ''{stops typing}'' Whoa. That put me in the mood for a little text adventure. I'll talk to you guys later! | ||
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| + | ''{Clears screen, bringing up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen:}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="tandy email">Welcome to Text Quest<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South,<br /> | ||
| + | and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another<br /> | ||
| + | dagger.<br /> | ||
| + | <br /> | ||
| + | What will you do?</blockquote> | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. ''{typing}'' get dagger | ||
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| + | ''{Text appears on the screen reading "What is 'dagger'?"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Oh, you stupid game! The dagger you just told me about! | ||
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| + | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
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| + | == Fun Facts == | ||
| + | ===Trivia=== | ||
| + | *This is another episode in which Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Email Statistics#Strong Bad Emails featuring more than one email|checks multiple emails]]. | ||
| + | *When Strong Bad speaks, the hum in the background is audible, implying that this was recorded before [[The Brothers Chaps]] got a better microphone and thus is an authentic old email. | ||
| + | *The emails in this episode were originally up on the now defunct [[Wireless Bizness|WAP version]] of Strong Bad Email. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Real-World References=== | ||
| + | *"What is 'dagger'?" is a reference to the difficulty of older {{w|text adventures}}. Such games often had a very limited vocabulary and take an extremely literal translation of what the player says. As a result, many red herrings exist in these games{{--}}for instance, objects that are described in game text but are not actually a part of the game, like the daggers in Strong Bad's text adventure. | ||
| + | **The parser in this instance is probably having trouble telling the two daggers apart, another frequent problem with early text adventures. | ||
| + | **The dagger is probably also a reference to [[Sierra]] game ''{{w|King's Quest I}}'', where one of the first items you find is a dagger. | ||
| + | *Some elements of the text adventure are similar to ''[[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle|Vampire's Castle]]''. | ||
| + | **Rooms are described with the format "You are in..." and "Obvious exits are..." | ||
| + | **A scroll and a flask are among the items found early in the game. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
| + | *The text game is very similar to [[Thy Dungeonman]]. | ||
| + | **A scroll and [[Ye Flask|flask]] are key items in Thy Dungeonman. | ||
| + | **Thy Dungeonman includes a dagger that the player can obtain without even being told about it. | ||
| + | *"[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|Over There]]" is a place Strong Bad visited in [[vacation]]. | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Related Links == | ||
| + | *[[strongbad_email.exe]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]] | ||
| + | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
Current revision as of 09:11, 19 April 2023
- This article is about the DVD-exclusive Strong Bad Email. For other uses, see Birds (disambiguation).
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Strong Bad kills a few email birds with one stone, and answers three emails. This email seems to take place in the Tandy 400 era.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400
Running Time: 1:02
DVD Exclusive: strongbad_email.exe Disc One
Contents |
[edit] Transcript
STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see if we can't kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone. {reads email}
how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina
{Strong Bad reads the email with a drone, exactly as written}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence? {stops typing, pulls up second email} Let's see what else we've got here... {reads email}
Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
-Jeffrey Gilligan
STRONG BAD: {typing} I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree! {stops typing, pulls up third email} And lastly... {reads email}
Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
*kick*
-Naomi, AB
{Strong Bad reads AB as "ab"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* Minus 15 hit points! {types that as "-15 hp"} {stops typing} Whoa. That put me in the mood for a little text adventure. I'll talk to you guys later!
{Clears screen, bringing up a text adventure, with the following text on the screen:}
Welcome to Text Quest
You are in a hallway. Obvious exits are West, South,
and Over There. Around you is a dagger and another
dagger.
What will you do?
STRONG BAD: Oooh, this is gonna be good. I hope I find some scrolls. Or maybe a flask. {typing} get dagger
{Text appears on the screen reading "What is 'dagger'?"}
STRONG BAD: {angrily} Oh, you stupid game! The dagger you just told me about!
{The Paper comes down.}
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- This is another episode in which Strong Bad checks multiple emails.
- When Strong Bad speaks, the hum in the background is audible, implying that this was recorded before The Brothers Chaps got a better microphone and thus is an authentic old email.
- The emails in this episode were originally up on the now defunct WAP version of Strong Bad Email.
[edit] Real-World References
- "What is 'dagger'?" is a reference to the difficulty of older text adventures. Such games often had a very limited vocabulary and take an extremely literal translation of what the player says. As a result, many red herrings exist in these games—for instance, objects that are described in game text but are not actually a part of the game, like the daggers in Strong Bad's text adventure.
- The parser in this instance is probably having trouble telling the two daggers apart, another frequent problem with early text adventures.
- The dagger is probably also a reference to Sierra game King's Quest I, where one of the first items you find is a dagger.
- Some elements of the text adventure are similar to Vampire's Castle.
- Rooms are described with the format "You are in..." and "Obvious exits are..."
- A scroll and a flask are among the items found early in the game.
[edit] Fast Forward
- The text game is very similar to Thy Dungeonman.
- A scroll and flask are key items in Thy Dungeonman.
- Thy Dungeonman includes a dagger that the player can obtain without even being told about it.
- "Over There" is a place Strong Bad visited in vacation.
