Brainblow City

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'''Brainblow City''' is the "seedy underworld" in which the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] franchise is set. It is first mentioned in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], where it's described as "a town as hard as steel and twice as gray".
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'''Brainblow City''' is the setting for the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series. A city "as hard as steel and twice as gray", Brainblow is a pastiche of stereotypical {{w|crime film}} settings: a "seedy underworld" metropolis plagued by crime, corruption, and social ills.
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Dangeresque claims that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare [[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] can be found, and that the city's water is among the most contaminated in the world, as drinking it is known to cause [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Monstrosity|spontaneous mutations]]. He also claims that there's nothing but "desolate wastelands and probably tar pits" beyond the city limits; as [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)#City Limits|he is wanted outside of the city for]] "[[Strong Bad Losing His Pants|Undisclothed Violations]]", Dangeresque avoids leaving Brainblow. According to [[Strong Bad]] on [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]], there was a billion-dollar space project to put Venetian blinds over the moon, casting atmosphering lighting across the whole city; this project "kinda bankrupted the city and might be the reason it's so grimy and corrupt and full of crime". According to Dangeresque, the city has a strict "No Combining Items" law; one of the few he follows. He also owns an "i ♥ Brainblow City" mug, seen in [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]].
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The dramatic nighttime lighting of the city is the result of [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)#CfzOYF4ulEk|a billion-dollar space project to put Venetian blinds on the moon]], a boondoggle that nearly bankrupted the city and further contributed to its crime-ridden status. Brainblow City's water supply is among the most contaminated in the world, as drinking it is known to cause [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Monstrosity|spontaneous mutations]]. Criminals such as [[Perducci]] run rampant through the city.
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Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare [[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] can be found. [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]'s exploits are typically limited to the city itself, justified variously as either there being nothing but "desolate wastelands and probably tar pits" beyond the city limits, or [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)#City Limits|the threat of arrest outside of the city for]] his "[[Strong Bad Losing His Pants|Undis''clothed'' Violations]]". Dangeresque seems to have some fondness for his city, evidenced by his "i ♥ Brainblow City" mug seen in [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]. The city's strict "No Combining Items" law is one of the few that the crooked cop follows.
== Locations ==
== Locations ==
[[File:TwitterRoomisode.gif|thumb|"My overbelly looks appropriately seedy here in the seedy underbelly of Brainblow City."]]
[[File:TwitterRoomisode.gif|thumb|"My overbelly looks appropriately seedy here in the seedy underbelly of Brainblow City."]]
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*[[Smoky office]] {{--}} [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]'s base of operations
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*[[Smoky office]] {{--}} [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]'s base of operations.
*Brainblow City [[Prison]] {{--}} Used for detention of criminals, including [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]. Portrayed by [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in ''Dangeresque 3''.
*Brainblow City [[Prison]] {{--}} Used for detention of criminals, including [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]. Portrayed by [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in ''Dangeresque 3''.
*[[Club Technochocolate|Abandoned night club]] {{--}} Used by [[Perducci]] as a hideout in ''Dangeresque 3''.
*[[Club Technochocolate|Abandoned night club]] {{--}} Used by [[Perducci]] as a hideout in ''Dangeresque 3''.
*Public [[Pie Factory|shark pond]]
*Public [[Pie Factory|shark pond]]
*[[The Pizz]]
*[[The Pizz]]
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*Nodor's Pub {{--}} A doorless establishment that serves [[Cold Ones]] and has a [[Rig Rug]] machine for patron's use.
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*A nondescript Warehaus
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*[[Perducci's]] {{--}} An Italian restaurant
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*Nodor's Pub {{--}} A doorless establishment that serves [[Cold Ones]] and has a [[Rig Rug]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|machine]] for patron's use.
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*Swissblonkel Hotel
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*[[Perducci's]] {{--}} An [[Italy|Italian]] restaurant owned by the titular mobster.
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*Swissblonkel Hotel {{--}} An upscale yet poorly-maintained hotel frequented by spies and action heroes.
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Due to the apparent lack of urban areas within [[Free Country USA]] and the low production values of Strong Bad's movies, the city is usually depicted by [[the field]]; in ''Dangeresque 3'', the set is constructed from a cardboard cutout with buildings painted on it, standing behind [[the brick wall]].
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Due to the apparent lack of urban areas within [[Free Country, USA]] and the low production values of Strong Bad's movies, the city is usually depicted by [[the field]]; in ''Dangeresque 3'', the set is constructed from a cardboard cutout with buildings painted on it, standing behind [[the brick wall]].
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A more realistically-rendered Brainblow City has been visualized in [[games]]. In ''Dangeresque 3'''s Extended Play, Strong Bad describes the city as looking perfectly gloomy and dire. It similarly appears as an actual city in [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] (particularly [[Roomisode 2]]) with streets, traffic, buildings, and a spacious sewer system underneath.
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A more realistically-rendered Brainblow City has been visualized in [[Games|games]]. In a dream sequence from ''Dangeresque 3'''s Extended Play, Strong Bad describes the city as looking perfectly gloomy and dire. [[Videlectrix]] similarly illustrates it as an actual city in [[Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate]] (particularly [[Roomisode 2]]), with streets, traffic, buildings, and a spacious sewer system underneath.
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]]
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]] (credits sequence)
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Current revision as of 18:41, 1 June 2024

"Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life!"

Brainblow City is the setting for the Dangeresque series. A city "as hard as steel and twice as gray", Brainblow is a pastiche of stereotypical crime film settings: a "seedy underworld" metropolis plagued by crime, corruption, and social ills.

The dramatic nighttime lighting of the city is the result of a billion-dollar space project to put Venetian blinds on the moon, a boondoggle that nearly bankrupted the city and further contributed to its crime-ridden status. Brainblow City's water supply is among the most contaminated in the world, as drinking it is known to cause spontaneous mutations. Criminals such as Perducci run rampant through the city.

Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found. Dangeresque's exploits are typically limited to the city itself, justified variously as either there being nothing but "desolate wastelands and probably tar pits" beyond the city limits, or the threat of arrest outside of the city for his "Undisclothed Violations". Dangeresque seems to have some fondness for his city, evidenced by his "i ♥ Brainblow City" mug seen in Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack. The city's strict "No Combining Items" law is one of the few that the crooked cop follows.

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"My overbelly looks appropriately seedy here in the seedy underbelly of Brainblow City."

Due to the apparent lack of urban areas within Free Country, USA and the low production values of Strong Bad's movies, the city is usually depicted by the field; in Dangeresque 3, the set is constructed from a cardboard cutout with buildings painted on it, standing behind the brick wall.

A more realistically-rendered Brainblow City has been visualized in games. In a dream sequence from Dangeresque 3's Extended Play, Strong Bad describes the city as looking perfectly gloomy and dire. Videlectrix similarly illustrates it as an actual city in Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (particularly Roomisode 2), with streets, traffic, buildings, and a spacious sewer system underneath.

[edit] Appearances

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