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(Can somebody put the Homsar Wiki and 206 Seconds on the HRWiki:AFJAOBN page?)

Sorry, we have transformed the H*R Wiki into a Homsar Wiki. Captain of the Gravy Train!

Welcome to the Homsar Wiki, the Homsar knowledge base that only Homsar can edit.

We're currently working on almost 2 articles about the randomest fictional character in the history of existence.
"Think I won the powerball."

Browse Homsar Wiki

Features: Homsar's Email · Homsar's Toaster Machine · Teen Homsar Characters · Powered by the Homsar · Sock Puppets · Holidays with that Homsar

Popups: Quotes by Homsar · Stuff about Homsar · Drawings of Homsar · Ordinary Toon

Miscellany: Ordinary Pages · Homsar Reservation · Item · Homsar's Songs · Homsar's Words · Interviews with Homsar · Link · Homsar's Jokes · The Exact Same Joke Repeated Over and Over Again · Sightings of Homsar

This week's featured Homsar-related article

Homsar is perhaps the strangest and most enigmatic of all the main characters in the Homestar Runner universe, known for his odd way of speaking. He was originally created as a result of a typo in the email homsar, in which Vinnie C. asked, "If you hate homsar so much, why don't you kill him?" (Presumably, Vinnie had actually meant to type "Homestar".) Strong Bad promptly dropped a Heavy Lourde on Homsar and left him for dead. The Brothers Chaps later decided to keep Homsar as a main character, and they brought him back in an Easter egg in The House That Gave Sucky Treats and in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0, where he thanked Marzipan for the flowers she sent him while he was in the hospital. Homsar occasionally makes brief appearances in various cartoons, but most of the time he appears only in Easter eggs (and has even been referred to as the "secret guy"). (More...)

Help select articles · More featured articles...

What's up with Homsar?

Recent updates to the official Homsar site.

A picture from Homsar's Amazing Game for Weird Peoples

April 18, 2015

Holiday Toon: Homsar's Music Dance

April 1, 2015

Homsar Email: email2006

March 27, 2015

NavBar: The "homsar updates" link is replaced with "homsar videos".

March 23, 2015

Store: The Homsar Store moves to Homsarstore.com!

December 5, 2014

Homsar reads "Raised by A Cup of Coffee" (Teaser Trailer) - Pennzoilbuilders 2014 watch more info

October 30, 2014

Holiday Toon: I Killed Homestar watch
Homsar's Quotes: "DaAAaAaAaAaAh!"
Drawings of Homsar: Homsar as Anton Chigurh!

October 22, 2014

Cool Homsar Things: celebrating 2000+ YEARS of the Homsar doorknocka

October 20, 2014

Holiday Toon: Homsar's Oct. 31st Announcement watch

October 3, 2014

Powered by the Homsar: Cool Camera Song watch

September 26, 2014

@HomsarTheRealDeal: Homsar begins tweeting! view

More homsar.com updates...

If you've found this Homsar knowledge base useful, please consider donating alms for the pudgy. Donations are used primarily to cover domain registration and gravy train costs and more information about Homsar.
"Think I won the powerball."

206 Seconds (Rough Estimate)

(The entirety of 160 Seconds, but with "160" in the intro replaced with "206")

4 branches: HOMESTAR: Chinese b-

the chair: STRONG BAD: Class!

what i want: MARZIPAN: Forgettably precious.

looking old: MARZIPAN: Up to your chin right

strong badathlon: STRONG BAD: To the wrong athletes

unnatural: STRONG BAD: Kill him? STRONG SAD: We do-

the movies: HOMESTAR: -tuce. Throw

your funeral: HOMESTAR: Abraham Lincoln

from work: HOMESTAR: -veges. It helps

rough copy: STRONG SAD: -tellectual property.

underlings: STRONG BAD: Get Mrs. Hard-

more armies: HOMESTAR: Saaay

the paper: STRONG BAD: Doesn't quite

mini-golf: STRONG BAD: In this infernal pl-

concert: STRONG BAD: Nope. They're a

hygiene: STRONG BAD: No matter what he does.

original: BUBS: B'zuh!

bike thief: STRONG BAD: Side of this couch

pizza joint: MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME: It burns!

slumber party: STRONG BAD: Can you guys start

web comics: TAKE DAGGER: Hiya

business trip: THE KING OF TOWN: Units? STRONG BAD: What

yes wrestling: HOMESTAR: The power... of

diorama: STRONG BAD: -lupe Hidalgo

nightlife: HOMESTAR RUNNER: More...more

environment: STRONG BAD: -pliant sticker!

winter pool: HOMESTAR: You're such a good

fan club: STRONG BAD: (screams)

pet show: HOMESTAR: Potion. A taste

licensed: (Strong Bad slides) STRONG BAD: What's

buried: BUBS: Is! STRONG SAD: Uh

shapeshifter: COACH Z: Coming to your concession

rated: BUBS: Bake sale!

specially marked: (The Deleted buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194TH SECOND")

love poems: HOMESTAR: Apples!

hiding: STRONG BAD: Coma!

your edge: STRONG BAD: Where'd you check?

magic trick: STRONG BAD: But now, not only does

being mean: HUNGRY SHARK: Makes me wanna

email thunder: (Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)

hremail3184: COACH Z: Bad! I was gonna

imaginary: LIL' STRONG BAD: -ti! I'd like you to meet

independent: STRONG BAD: Solid gold sc-

dictionary: STRONG BAD: To Z

videography: STRONG BAD: (chuckles)

sbemail206: ANNOUNCER: For all your consummate

coach z: STINKOMAN: Totally twice

documentary: MR. BLAND: Not the-

switch: STRONG BAD: when I get this-

2,653,421,000: POM POM: But I-

dennis: {the Lappier falls on top of Bubs}

the guy: STRONG MAD: {the cheat noises}

Lappier section construction

Joe the one who has no account here, experimenting with making a Lappier Era for the sbemail page. Making it actually work, rather. Compe section included here because of HTML errors. I copied the Lappy's special screen HTML thing as a placeholder. I'm working on getting it to look good, so please edit it until we can actually get it to work. This is how it looks on the page:

Lappier Era

(April 2015 — present)

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-Welcome to the  '''Pornstar Humper Wiki''', the [[PornStar]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|nobody can edit]].
+Welcome to the  '''Homsar Wiki''', the [[Homsar]] knowledge base that [[HRWiki:Introduction|only Homsar can edit]].
 </p>
 <p style="margin: 0 0 1em; text-align:center;">
-We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|almost 2]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about the sexiest fictional character in the history of existence.
+We're currently working on [[Special:Statistics|almost 2]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]] about the randomest fictional character in the history of existence.
 <br>
 ''{{homsarquote}}''
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 <p style="font-variant: small-caps; text-align: center; margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 1em; font-size: 105%;">
-'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages|Minor Pages]]&nbsp;| [[Toons|Toon]]&nbsp;| [[Games|A Game]]&nbsp;| [[Characters|Kelsey Grammer]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads|Uploads]]&nbsp;| [[Store|Shop]]&nbsp;| [[Email|Homsar's Email]]&nbsp;| [[Legal|Illegal]]&nbsp;| [[Museum|Old Shit We Don't Want]]</p>
+'''Main Menu:''' [[Main Pages|Minor Pages]]&nbsp;| [[Toons|Toon]]&nbsp;| [[Games|A Game]]&nbsp;| [[Characters|Homsar]]&nbsp;| [[Downloads|Uploads]]&nbsp;| [[Store|Shop]]&nbsp;| [[Email|Homsar's Email]]&nbsp;| [[Legal|Illegal]]&nbsp;| [[Museum|Old Stuff]]</p>
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-<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[Strong Bad Email|Homestar Runner Email]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Coach Z's Real Answering Box]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Teen Girl Squad|Teen MILF Squad]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by the Goblin]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Puppet Stuff|Cock Puppets]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Holiday Toons|Holidays with that Homsar]]</p>
+<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[Strong Bad Email|Homsar's Email]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Homsar's Toaster Machine]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Teen Girl Squad|Teen Homsar Characters]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by the Homsar]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Puppet Stuff|Sock Puppets]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Holiday Toons|Holidays with that Homsar]]</p>
-<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[Quote of the Week|Hour Long Poems By Strong Sad]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Weekly Fanstuff|Stuff]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sketchbook|Drawings of Homestar Fucking Marzipan]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Random Toon|Random Porn Toon]]</p>
+<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Popups:'''</span> [[Quote of the Week|Quotes by Homsar]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Weekly Fanstuff|Stuff about Homsar]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sketchbook|Drawings of Homsar]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Random Toon|Ordinary Toon]]</p>
-<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Secret Pages|Ordinary Pages]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Places|Homsar Reservation]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Items|Crap]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Songs|Best of Cool Tapes]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Glossary|Glossy BDSM]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Interviews and Public Appearances|Interviews with The Cheat]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Links|A Link To The Crap]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Inside Jokes|Thnikaman's Classic]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Running Gags|The Exact Same Joke Repeated Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over Again]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sightings|Sightings of ManBearPig]]</p>
+<p style="margin: 0.5em 0 1.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Miscellany:'''</span> [[Secret Pages|Ordinary Pages]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Places|Homsar Reservation]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Items|Item]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Songs|Homsar's Songs]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Glossary|Homsar's Words]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Interviews and Public Appearances|Interviews with Homsar]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Links|Link]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Inside Jokes|Homsar's Jokes]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Running Gags|The Exact Same Joke Repeated Over and Over Again]]&nbsp;&middot; [[Sightings|Sightings of Homsar]]</p>
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 === What's up with Homsar? ===
-<p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Recent updates to the official site.''</p>
+<p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Recent updates to the official Homsar site.''</p>
-<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:3dhomsar.png|A picture from Homsar's Amazing 3D Gay MILFY Creamsplosion of a Game for Attractive Guys And Gals Over The Age Of 18|180px]]</div></div>
+<div class="iconlist">__NOTOC__<div style="float:right; margin:0 0 0.5em 1em;"><div style="border:1px solid #1C58A3; background: #FFF; text-align:center; padding:0; margin-bottom: 12px">[[File:3dhomsar.png|A picture from Homsar's Amazing Game for Weird Peoples|180px]]</div></div>
-<!--Don't forget to add the update to the current H*R.com updates page.-->
+<!--Don't forget to add the update to the current homsar.com updates page.-->
-<!--Use {{u|game}} for SBCG4AP updates.-->
+====April 18, 2015====
+*[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Record Store Day|Homsar's Music Dance]]
 ====April 1, 2015====
-*[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] [[Strong Bad Email|Homsar Email]]: [[sbemail206|email20006]]
+*[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] [[Strong Bad Email|Homsar Email]]: [[sbemail206|email2006]]
 ====March 27, 2015====
-*{{u|mp}} [[Site_Components#NavBar|NavBar]]: The "[[FeedBurner|updates]]" link is replaced with "[[YouTube#homestarrunnerdotcom|BraZZers]]".
+*{{u|mp}} [[Site_Components#NavBar|NavBar]]: The "[[FeedBurner|homsar updates]]" link is replaced with "[[YouTube#homestarrunnerdotcom|homsar videos]]".
 ====March 23, 2015====
-*[[File:homsar evolution current.png|20px]] [[Store]]: <span class="plainlinks">[https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/ The Homsar Store moves to Cancoonada]</span>
+*[[File:homsar evolution current.png|20px]] [[Store]]: <span class="plainlinks">[https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/ The Homsar Store moves to Homsarstore.com!]</span>
 ====December 5, 2014====
-*[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] Homsar reads "Go The Fuck To Sleep" - Bodybuilders 9014 {{linkbox|bDW8yCPZws0|watch|YouTube}} {{externallinkbox|l=http://www.worldbuilders.org/stretch-goals/2014-stretch-goals/strong-bad-writes-a-kids-book|t=more info}}
+*[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] Homsar reads "Raised by A Cup of Coffee" (Teaser Trailer) - Pennzoilbuilders 2014 {{linkbox|bDW8yCPZws0|watch|YouTube}} {{externallinkbox|l=http://www.worldbuilders.org/stretch-goals/2014-stretch-goals/strong-bad-writes-a-kids-book|t=more info}}
 ====October 30, 2014====
-*{{u|hw}} [[Holiday Toon]]: [[I Killed Pom Pom|I Fucked Strong Bad]] {{watch|ween14.html}}
+*{{u|hw}} [[Holiday Toon]]: [[I Killed Pom Pom|I Killed Homestar]] {{watch|ween14.html}}
-*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week|HoH SiS QuouQ]]: "DaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAh!"
+*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week|Homsar's Quotes]]: "DaAAaAaAaAaAh!"
-*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook|Drawings]]: Coach Z as Nightshade!
+*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook|Drawings of Homsar]]: Homsar as Anton Chigurh!
 ====October 22, 2014====
-*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff|Cool Homsar Things]]: celebrating 20000000+ YEARS of the Homestar doorknocka
+*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff|Cool Homsar Things]]: celebrating 2000+ YEARS of the Homsar doorknocka
 ====October 20, 2014====
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 ====October 3, 2014====
-*[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by the Homsar]]: [[Fish Eye Lens|An Hour Of Ejaculation]] {{watch|fisheyelens.html}}
+*[[File:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|20px]] [[Powered by The Cheat|Powered by the Homsar]]: [[Fish Eye Lens|Cool Camera Song]] {{watch|fisheyelens.html}}
 ====September 26, 2014====
-*{{u|twitter}} [[@StrongBadActual|@MILFMilker101]]: The Umpire begins tweeting! {{externallinkbox|l=https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual|t=view}}
+*{{u|twitter}} [[@StrongBadActual|@HomsarTheRealDeal]]: Homsar begins tweeting! {{externallinkbox|l=https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/515722187781980160|t=view}}
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-'''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More something.com updates...]]'''
+'''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More homsar.com updates...]]'''
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-<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0 8px 0; text-align: center">If you've found this Homsar knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|donating alms for the pudgy]]. Donations are used primarily to cover porn star payments and prostitutes and <u>more</u> information about Homsar.<br>{{homsarquote}}</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__
+<div style="border: 1px solid #ffad80; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #fff7cb; margin: 0 8px 0; text-align: center">If you've found this Homsar knowledge base useful, please consider [[HRWiki:Donations|donating alms for the pudgy]]. Donations are used primarily to cover domain registration and gravy train costs and <u>more</u> information about Homsar.<br>{{homsarquote}}</div> __NOTOC__ __NOEDITSECTION__
 ==206 Seconds (Rough Estimate)==