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== Domain ==
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''It has been [[HRWiki talk:Main page redesign|suggested]] that the Main Page be redesigned. Feel free to use [[HRWiki:Main page redesign|its project page]] for proposed redesigns.''
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I know I sound like a scunge and all but, I have absolutely no way of paying for a domain. If someone took on this job I would add donation links and all to my website and the whole shibang. I know this is off topic to [http://homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com] but this is the only place people view. {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 06:32, 12 October 2005 (UTC)
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== sbemail templates ==
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:''See [[Talk:Strong Bad Email#sbemail templates|Talk:Strong Bad Email &rarr; sbemail templates]]''
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:I don't think anybody here's going to want to pay for your own domain. {{User:Gafaddict/sig}} 10:53, 12 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Trogday decor ==
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::You never know, but I really doubt someone will pay for a domain for you. I think for now you should stay with what you've got. As long as your website works and people can use it, it can grow really big. If the site becomes really succesful, popular and have heaps of content, you can then think about getting a domain name and maybe paying for hosting. Remember that the H*R Wiki was originally just a subdomain of Joey's site (hrwiki.joeyday.com), which meant he didn't really pay anything extra for the wiki at first. Start small. It will take even a year to get the wiki fully started and having enough content to be a good resource. {{User:Rainer/sig}} 11:48, 12 October 2005 (UTC)
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Does the '''Featured content of the day (or whenever)''' template automatically switch to different links on certain days? Such as linking to [[dragon]], [[Trogday '08]] and other things when the time comes? Or is that done manually? Because tomorrow is Trogday. - [[User:HoveringSombrero|HoveringSombrero]] ([[User talk:HoveringSombrero|talk]]) [[File:Shoulder shoomps.png|23px]]
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:It's not automatic, but as you can see (at the time of this writing), the decorations were indeed put up to coincide with Trogday. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:43, 24 January 2023 (UTC)
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:::Pertmywert, domain names cost about nine dollars for one year.  I think you could realisticly save up for one in a fairly short period of time.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:32, 13 October 2005 (UTC)
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== How many references do you need? ==
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::::I have no way of paying them though. :( {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 02:56, 14 October 2005 (UTC)
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How many references to a thing need to be on a page for the thing the page is about to become a real page? Just curious because my mock-up seinfeld page includes eight references to the titular show. The page on [[The Big Lebowski]] has the same amount of references... so do I just make a [[Seinfeld]] page now? ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 20:13, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
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:done and done ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 20:14, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
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::See our [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines|inclusion guidelines]]. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:02, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
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:::::[https://www.godaddy.com/ GoDaddy] takes [https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/prepayment/landing.asp PayPal, Checking Account Debit, Credit Cards, and Cash].  Do you have any of those?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:13, 14 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Songs archive ==
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::::::Nope. :( {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 03:46, 14 October 2005 (UTC)
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Would it be OK if I created a subpage to my user page with a complete archive of every existing song in the Homestar universe? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:28, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
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:I'm pretty sure we [[Songs|have that covered]]. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:18, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
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::Well, I was gonna add MP3 files with them, so people could download them and stuff. Is that still OK? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 00:26, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
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:::No, that's not what the user space is for. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:43, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
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:::::::Well, some day then.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:35, 14 October 2005 (UTC)
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== dot dot dot ==
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::::::::I'm pretty sure all you need to sign up for PayPal is a bank account. It takes a bit of work to get it set up, but once it is, it's like an extra account for online transactions. That's all I can suggest. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 08:11, 15 October 2005 (UTC)
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Why come whenever I try to link to [[lady…ing]] and [[Cheat Commandos…O's]], the link is broken? Is it because of those ellipses? {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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:Sort of! "…" is different from "...", it's a single character rather than three periods. Try highlighting it and you can see. This is kind of like the difference between “curly quotes” and "straight quotes" - in both cases, the former is typically made via autocorrect in word processors or mobile keyboards, while the latter is preferred by the wiki. So while [[lady…ing]] and [[lady...ing]] may ''look'' the same, they are actually two different typed entries. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 22:17, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
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::I've added redirects to fix the issue. {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 23:06, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
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:::Thanks! {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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:::::::::Does Suncorp count as a bank account? {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 22:12, 15 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Navigation sidebar - adding @StrongBadActual? ==
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::::::::::Sorry, correction. I'm pretty sure your bank has to have online services. Check your local bank, see if you can sign up for online banking. That's what you need. I know at least Royal Bank of Canada and Scotiabank both support online banking. Most big ones do. Small chains I'm not too sure about though. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 22:17, 15 October 2005 (UTC)
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[[Strong Bad Email]] has been in the sidebar for as long as I can remember, presumably because it was the most popular and most actively updated portion of the website. With the Twitter account handily outpacing both sbemails and "H*R.com updates" (not to mention the [[CGI Paper]] directing viewers to tweet rather than email), might it be worth adding it over there? I know I regularly find myself navigating to the [[@StrongBadActual]] page(s) to fill out "Fast Forward" sections of pages or to find dates when an item or project was mentioned. --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 20:16, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
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:I agree (and I'm not going to do the whole "Don't you think I agree" part, this isn't [[E-mail Birds]], but it is bird season.), and I fully support putting it there. It's a handy page and we've put a lot of work into cataloging every post made by strong bad on twitter, with fun facts to boot! So consider this my '''SUPPORT'''. ----[[User:Jeffjman|J∃ffJ]][[User_talk:Jeffjman|Ma]][[Special:Contributions/Jeffjman|n]][[File:jeffjsigchrismas.png|23px]] 22:52, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
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::I also '''SUPPORT'''. {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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:::, So I '''SUPPORT''' this too, but I like having easy access to the Strong Bad Email page, considering I usually watch the sbemails by clicking on the external links. So, maybe we keep both? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:28, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
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::::Maybe we link to it as <code><nowiki>[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023|Twitter]]</nowiki></code> and put it above [[Strong Bad Email]] and underneath [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent changes]]? {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}}
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::::: GREAT IDEA! I like it! [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 18:00, 10 April 2023 (UTC)
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::::::::::Actually, just in a brief look at PayPal, I don't think that's the case, just an ordinary bank account will do. But maybe Thunderbird was looking harder than I was. (At any rate, Suncorp does have online banking.) Anyway, if you know your bank account number, take it to PayPal and see what happens! &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 22:24, 15 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Editing user pages ==
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:::::::::::LIAR! I have a suncorp account and it does have internet banking. And I am Australian. :P {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 10:21, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
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Alright, so, I've been thinking. The block log has a lot of "user banned for editing userpages of other users". So, the main page, for example, has a system so only sysops can edit it. What if we add a system to all user pages that basically makes it impossible for anybody but the user to edit it? [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 22:52, 18 July 2023 (UTC)
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:The thing is, I feel sysops / admins / wiki bots should probably still be able to edit user pages. For example, an admin fixing a bug on the page or a bot auto-replacing a link. But I agree that no one else should edit other user pages. Or somehow make a system where users can choose who can edit the page. {{--}} {{User:HoveringSombrero/sig}} 18:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
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::We already have [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|explicit guidelines]] on who can and should edit user pages.  If a user page is edited for anything other than a legitimate reason, the edit typically gets quickly reverted. No harm done.  Anyone that might be banned in relation to user page edits is most likely doing it in a disruptive manner.  In any case, the block logs mostly include bans for spamming.  There really is no compelling reason to add user page security settings or tools for this.  --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
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::::::::::::Um... I imagine you're responding to Thunderbird, but aren't you saying exactly what I said above you? Anyway, congratulations; looks like you're in business. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 10:35, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Wiki availability ==
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:::::::::::::I have changed my mind. I am gonna stay subdomain for a while. :-) {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 10:48, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
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For about the past week, I haven't been able to access the HRWiki, and downforeveryoneorjustme.com consistently confirmed (and still does) that hrwiki.org is down. However, I see that plenty of edits have been made to the wiki in that time, so obviously it wasn't entirely down. Basically, I've been presented with a white screen that occasionally loaded the hills in the background and sometimes the Homestar logo in the top-left corner, and if I moved the mouse around the screen, it would recognize where links and drop-down menus were, but it wouldn't show me any text for the links and all. Any idea what may have happened/be happening? {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:32, 22 August 2023 (UTC)
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== Idea? ==
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:Hey Knights.  Usually, when a big update is released, wiki activity jumps exponentially and typically the wiki reaction times can slow down to a crawl.  Pages still load but they take forever and one must be patient.  Eventually that goes away as edits taper down.  However, for a site like "downforeveryoneorjustme", their timeout is likely far shorter than regular browsers when reporting if a site is down.  In your particular case it seems that not all website elements are loading and some may be timing out and not loading at all.  I'd typically expect that behavior during peak edit times.  Hope this helps a tiny bit! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:05, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
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::At some point I did see pages seemingly load but remain blank unless I interacted with the tab in some way, though that could have been a browser issue, it never really prevented me from accessing the wiki, and I haven't been experiencing it for a while. I've also had some "unable to connect" errors because sometimes when loading the wiki, it attempts to load an https URL. Most of the time, though, especially after a new release, it's been just slowdowns. {{User:DEIDATVM/sig}} 21:09, 4 September 2023 (UTC)
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I'm not quite sure where to put this idea, so i'll put it here. What about, instead of just the <nowiki>{{tobedeleted}}</nowiki> tag, we have a matching one for talk pages? Something like: <nowiki> {{talktobedeleted}} </nowiki> or something? The only reason i'm suggesting this is because when you put the <nowiki> {{tobedeleted}} </nowiki> tag on troll talk pages, the link takes you to a Talk:Talk:(pagename) page. If this is a bad idea or we already have something like this or if it's a good idea, let me know. --{{User:Smileyface11945/sig}} 18:06, 15 October 2005 (UTC)
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=== Still Slow ===
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:We already have [[Template:talktobedeleted]]. And there's always the multipurpose [[Template:delete]]. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}}, 19:09, 15 October 2005 (BST)
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It seems that the wiki hasn't fully recovered from its slowdowns back in August.  In the last couple of months I've come across the Job Queue and [[MW:Manual:Job queue|this mediawiki page]] detailing what it is and how it's supposed to function. I get the impression that currently, all jobs on the wiki are running when a page is being requested.  The page outlines a means by which the jobs can be run in the background (either via cron job or background process; I'd recommend the background process) and then the job run rate could be set to zero (so that pages aren't spending time running jobs while loading). Is this something that is already in place or could this perhaps be implemented in order to improve overall performance even during busy periods? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 11:41, 16 December 2023 (UTC)
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Oh, okay. Thank you Venusy. --{{User:Smileyface11945/sig}} 18:11, 15 October 2005 (UTC)
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==glitch on the main pages ==
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==I think today's the day...==
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Noticed a glitch on the main pages, done by holding the cursor on one of the buttons, and then moving away, and then moving your finger off the mouse. to see what this does and what I mean, refer to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgM-NA0Rja4 [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 21:08, 26 August 2023 (UTC)
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[[Image:2millionpageviews.PNG|thumb|298px|Here's to 2,000,002 more!]]
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:There's a whole page about this. [[Main Page Glitches]] {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 21:21, 26 August 2023 (UTC)
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'''From the bottom of the main page:''' This page has been accessed 1,997,176 times.<br>
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19:13, 21 October 2005 (UTC)  --  1,997,417<br>
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19:48, 21 October 2005 (UTC) -- 1,997,749<br>
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20:27, 21 October 2005 (UTC) -- 1,998,181<br>
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21:05, 21 October 2005 (UTC) -- 1,998,587<br>
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23:10, 21 October 2005 (UTC) -- 1,999,867 (ALMOST THERE!)<br>
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23:20, 21 October 2005 (UTC) -- 2,000,002!!! Hooray!!
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Earlier today, it was only at about 1,995,176 or so. By the end of the day, I think we might break 2,000,000 main page accesses!!! Going by PDT of course, none of this 'offical dateline' nonsense. And no east coast timezone either, I think my prediction needs the extra three hours. It would have been cooler if it coincided with Wikiday, but it's a good general marker anyways. 2 years, 2,000,000 main page views. (I know I'm ignoring the discrepency between starting with Wiki Tiki Tavi and starting main page view counting with Mediawiki). Any any case though, I'm hyped. It's a good marker. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 18:53, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Why does the website still have the Halloween theme? ==
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:At the rate you're reporting, we will break the 2,000,000 threshhold within three hours. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:43, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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Halloween ended 18 days ago, and so did October in general, so why does the website still have the Hallow's Eve theme? --{{User:Cy4nIsN0tB1u3/sig}} 04:33, 19 November 2023 (UTC)
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:Because we're still waiting for the annual Fan Costumes toon to close out the season, even if we have to wait [[Decomposing Pumpkins|days after Thanksgiving]]. Also, because the sysops in charge of changing the wiki settings are busy people with lives and tend to wait a while to get around to it. -- [[Special:Contributions/68.37.43.131|68.37.43.131]] 23:56, 19 November 2023 (UTC)
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::Yea, after my initial prediction, I realized that we just might make it before the official dateline clicks over. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:05, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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==New Fan Stumes’!==
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:::At our current rate, we will pass two million between 23:15 and 23:25 UTC. However, we may accelerate or decelerate depending on things like people getting out of school/work and the fact that it's Friday night. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:22, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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The 2023 Fan Stumes has been released! And not only that, but my costume from last year is the very first Strong Bad costume! That counts as a fun fact, right? We should probably note that like how we note when a wikian sent a email. [[User:TMBGLOVER|I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too!]] 17:12, 22 November 2023 (UTC)
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::::We've been using MediaWiki since 19:45, 16 July 2004 (UTC) [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=1], by the way.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:32, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Permafrosted logo? ==
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:::::But it was locked for the first three weeks to most common folk, right? {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:11, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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The Decemberween themed logo is still up, but December ended 11 days ago. The weirdest part in my opinion is that there's no d'ween themed colors despide icicles and Homestar's hat. Is there something we're waiting for, like a new not-Decemberween toon?
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Yours truly,
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The guy who confused Dobbs for Daubs. {{unsigned|206.110.189.60|11 January 2024 16:34 (UTC)}}
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::::::From the date and time listed above until about 17:36, 13 September 2004 (UTC).[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:19, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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:I'm not an admin, but I'm assuming the style is simply for the winter season. Even though the Christmas lights have been taken down, it's still a chilly and snowy time of year for {{w|March equinox|at least another month and a half}}. (P.S. Even if you don't have an account, please sign your posts with four tildes: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) --{{User:Bleu Ninja/sig}} 17:34, 11 January 2024 (UTC)
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:::::::Yay!! Streamers! Balloons! "You are the two millionth visitor! You have won a year's supply of wiki!" Notice it was right in the middle of the window I predicted. :) &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:20, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Load times and potential solutions ==
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::::::::Yup, nice calculating, Dot Com. That's the closest screen I could get. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:28, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
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The wiki's been crawling along like something funny that crawls along for about a year now. This hasn't been much more than a minor inconvenience on my end, but it comes up pretty frequently on [https://www.reddit.com/r/HomestarRunner/ the Homestar subreddit], with a concerning number saying they haven't been able to access it at all. [https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/hrwiki.org downforeveryoneorjustme.com] consistently insists that the system is down. I don't know what the hosting situation is like, nor am I anything close to an expert on such things, so unfortunately I can't diagnose the issue... But, [[DNA Evidence|after <s>extensive</s> investigation]], I'm ready to release my findings.
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*[[Talk:Main Page#Still Slow]] {{--}} A few months ago, [[User:Stux|Stux]] proposed a solution involving MediaWiki's [[mw:Manual:Job queue|job queue]]. Seems like something worth looking into.
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*[https://www.linode.com/docs/guides/host-a-website-with-high-availability/ Host a Website with High Availability] {{--}} The wiki's web host Linode features a guide on how to host a website with high availability. I can understand at most seven words of this, and I'm not sure how well it applies to wikis, but it might be helpful to someone. (They also have guides for [https://www.linode.com/docs/guides/security/ssl/ enabling HTTPS], which improves security... Maybe performance too, but I've heard mixed things about that.)
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*[[Special:Version]] {{--}} The wiki is currently powered by MediaWiki 1.15, which released in 2011. Later versions have added collapsible elements, citation features, slideshow galleries, an optional visual editor interface, the ability to rename categories, and most relevant to this particular discussion, [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/ResourceLoader improved performance]. The current stable release is 1.41.
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*[[HRWiki:Donations]] {{--}} I just discovered that [[HRWiki:2011 Server Move|the wiki moved servers in 2011]] to cut back on expenses, which [[HRWiki talk:2011 Server Move#Slowness|apparently resulted in slower load times]] (at least initially, while settings were still being optimized). According to [[Special:Ledger]], there haven't been any donations since then (additionally, it still lists FellowSites hosting dues instead of the new host). I've seen multiple people offering to donate if they could, so if the more recent slowness is once again a financial issue, it might help to [https://www.paypal.com/us/cshelp/article/ts2067 get the donation links working again].
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*{{p|l=http://hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&group=developer Special:ListUsers&group=developer}} {{--}} I have no way of knowing how actively people have been working on maintaining backend stuff, but I can see that of the six developers, only [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] and [[User:Tom|Tom]] have been editing consistently since 2016. I realize I'm asking quite a lot of two people at most, and I really don't want to be too demanding... so I can't help but wonder if my suggestions might seem more reasonable if there were more people responsible for backend maintenance. I'm not qualified for that sort of thing, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were active users with MediaWiki and/or web development experience. As much as I want this wiki to be accessible to more people, I really don't want anyone losing sleep over it.
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Anyway, sorry I can't offer more help than this, but I hope someone finds this stuff useful (and that I didn't get anything terribly wrong)! {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 01:06, 11 April 2024 (UTC)
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:Out of curiosity, I decided to use [[Special:Statistics]] and the WayBack Machine to calculate roughly how many people have been affected by the slow load times. After comparing the last seven months (from around the start of the slowdowns to now) to the seven months prior, I found that the average number of edits per day has decreased from 22 to 14, and the average number of active users has dropped from 27 to 17. That's a 37% decrease in ''both'' areas, leading me to believe they are linked by a common cause...
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:Unfortunately I couldn't figure out if that percentage corresponded to anything specific, like "37% of people use this certain type of Internet connection"... That information would tell me which people are having problems accessing the wiki, and from there I might be able to research a potential solution, assuming any of that works the way I think it does. Maybe I'll do an off-site poll somewhere, but I'd need to know what information would be most pertinent to ask... Would that be helpful at all? {{User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sig}} 05:18, 18 April 2024 (UTC)
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I know it's kinda late and all, but I just had to do it :)<br>
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Wait a minute, it seems fine now. What happened? {{unsigned|71.195.40.33|08:25, November 15, 2024 (UTC)}}
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<center>You're the [[Image:Counter2000000.gif]]th biggest moron, ever.</center>
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== Wikipedia article in progress for HRWiki! ==
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== Availability of the wiki over https ==
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I've laid the foundation for a [[Wikipedia:Main Page|Wikipedia]] article about HRWiki. It's on my user subpage there until it has enough content to make a complete, non-stub article about it.
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[[Wikipedia:User:Kookykman/HRWiki article in progress]] - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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:EDIT: The talk page for discussion of the article can be found here: [[Wikipedia:User talk:Kookykman/HRWiki article in progress]]. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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== Inactive Admins ==
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Um... the admins AgentSeeThroo, FortyTwo, FurryKef and Stu are inactive, and some of these are the original 5. They haven't made any contributions in months. What happens when an admin goes inactive? Does he get de-admined after a while? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 22:11, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
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:No.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 22:12, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
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::Even FurryKef who has done next to nothing since he gained adminship? (I guess there's no reason to de-adminize anyone...) - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 22:30, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
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:I don't know why I cared so much, I guess its just awkward to me to have inactive admins. (Everything else I've been a major part of got rid of inactive admins.) But I see why NOT to get rid of inactive admins, so I'll just leave it at that. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 01:03, 24 October 2005 (UTC)
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::Stu may be inactive on the wiki, but he's far from inactive on the forum. Many of our admins do important things around here; they just may not be visible to some of our community members. Others are on hiatus for one reason or another. I guess I'm beating a dead horse now, but there's really no need to de-admin them unless we see suspicious behavior. We have high hopes they'll all return someday. &mdash; {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 16:11, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
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== Boy, we must be popular ==
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I just happening to notice while trying to find a really good way to explain to a friend just what a wiki exactly is that if you search the web for the word "wiki" on Yahoo! in suggestions for refining your search near the top of the returns page, '''this very wiki''' is listed second and third! Yay! I guess that means we're doing something good. Or at least popular. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 22:51, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
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:Wow, that's amazing! I'm surprised something like Wikiquote isn't third. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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::Note that we aren't the second result, we are actually the forty-sixth.  ACupOfCoffee is just saying that "homestarrunner wiki" is one of the "Also try" links in the results.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:47, 28 October 2005 (UTC)
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:::I figured that. A lot of people must search for "Homestarrunner wiki" to make that noticible, though. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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::::Just remember that "We're not just popular, we're pure lowest common denominator"(Quote from Futurama). -[[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]]
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You've just got to check out what I've found...videos of the Chapman's at this convention! It's with this new google feature. -[http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Homestar+Runner&lv=1 Puppet Videos] - [[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 20:56, 27 October 2005 (UTC)
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:Those are hilarious! &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
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::Yeah, those are the same ones we link to in the [[Alamo Drafthouse - 10 Jun 2005]] article.  Nice snooping though.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:54, 28 October 2005 (UTC)
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::: The SB Voice Vid is cool. Especially the end. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Count_X Count X]
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==Wikipedia==
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You wikipedia link system is slightly broken. When you write [[Wikipedia:Homestar Runner]] it points to http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner instead of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner. It still works but eventually wikipedia may stop this workaround which so far is being preserved for histrorical reasons. Some discussion occured a couple of weeks ago about whether the old links should be done away with (they decided against it). Your site ought to change to the newer version just in case. [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Wikipedia Signpost/2005-10-24/Multilingual redirects]] might be enlightening (that's a lot of wikipedia:'s in a row). (~~some guy at wikipedia who also happens to watch HR~~)
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:Yeah; I wasn't sure whether that was some kind of provision for people who preferred their 'Pedia in another language. My filtering service, while they have been convinced that they can't very well block "en.wikipedia~", have compromised by blocking "www.wikipedia~" (or maybe it's a relic they've overlooked). Either way, I can't use the links, and have to type in "en" by hand. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 18:28, 31 October 2005 (UTC)
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::Fixed.  And I see that the [[MetaWikiPedia:Interwiki map|Interwiki map]] was [http://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Interwiki_map&diff=52777&oldid=52776 changed a while ago].  Thanks.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:56, 31 October 2005 (UTC)
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:::Still seems broken. It works on this page but others (I noticed it at [[sb_email_22#Explanations]]) still point to the old url (maybe it's a cache issue though). ~~me again~~
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::::Yeah, try a hard refresh. They all said en.wikipedia when I looked at them. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:21, 1 November 2005 (UTC)
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== New Halloween Toon... ==
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I'm not exactly sure if I'm allowed to post here, because I'm not a real member, but I'd just like someone to know that there is a new Halloween toon, and if someone could update the wiki accordingly... (I'd do it myself, but I'm horrible at Wiki-ing.) Thanks.
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:You're certainly allowed to post (and also to [[HRWiki:Introduction|become a member]]!). The page is in progress at [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 06:36, 1 November 2005 (UTC)
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:And it is now finished. Please do become a member.{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:02, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
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I got an idea for a page: a complete timeline of every toon. When I first discovered H*R, I wanted to take it chronologically (which helps; e.g. you meet Homsar in the email that explains his name). However, I did it by simply going through the toons one genre at a time, overlooking some, then going through the sbemails from bottom to top. It would be nice to have something that showed where the toons fell in the chronology of sbemails. Aside from helping anyone who might be trying to do the same thing I did, it would be helpful to tell at a glance what predated what.
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So what about it, guys? Is it worth doing? And if so, what should I call it? [[Timeline]]? [[Chronology]]? &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:50, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Don't we already have a timeline? How is that different from [[H*R.com updates 2005|H*R.com updates]]? &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:01, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Hm... no, you're right, that's exactly what I was thinking of. It only goes back to sbemail #7, though; I guess I might make it a long-term goal to do some detective work on the release dates of the earliest days and update it. But not today! &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:08, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::See also [[Talk:H*R.com updates 2001]].[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 06:52, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::Yea, sadly that was the best I could come up with for certain (I used [http://www.livejournal.com/community/homestar_runner/2003/ livejournals], and a bit of [http://www.fark.com/ fark]). The one thing further we could do, would be to estimate many of the other toons and main pages, such as the Halloween toons being C. October 31st, 2000, ect. But for those, I think it would be best to use C, to denote 'circa' or 'about', and perhaps B and A for before and after a certain date, if that becomes applicable. That too though, could only go so far. We won't be able to guess everything, just anything reasonable, probably mostly holiday toons. I'll try and get on it later if I have time, you're welcome to start it up too if you want. 2002 and 2003 are pretty much totally finished, maybe a bit of 2002 could be done, but 2001 and 2000 could use some guestimation. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:15, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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If you go to the livejournals site, you'll notice the topics and subjects slowly grow over 2001, 2002, and 2003, but by 2004 they start to shrink again, around the time of the Wiki's creation. Now they're just about back to the state they were in in 2002. It could just be a coincidence, or the Wiki may have just about replaced the use of the livejournals site. Also if you look at any subjects about 'what happened when' type questions, they usually end with something along the lines of 'you know we have a wiki... Right?' Although it does still have a nice exchange of various H*R type avatars and stuff, and cool news such as [http://www.ccawards.com/2004.htm this]. I even found Tom making a visit over there, letting them know about our 2005 pledge drive. Anyways, there's my big contribution to discussion for the day. I'ma go to bed now, probably. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:15, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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:I did that?  Why don't I remember doing that?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 08:02, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Whups, my bad. I meant IJ. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 08:38, 4 November 2005 (UTC)
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== Fanstuff ==
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Why is the fanstuff down? {{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 04:15, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Works for me.  What errors are you getting?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:27, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Nevermind. It works now. :){{User:Pertmywert/sig}} 04:28, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
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I took a sound byte from the Animal commentary and uploaded it on [http://www.putfile.com/ putfile] is it okay for me to post the link?--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 01:46, 7 November 2005 (UTC)
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:How much is it? Is it just the word "wiki"? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 01:49, 7 November 2005 (UTC)
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::It's:<br>
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:Yeah, post it. I don't think it'll be a problem. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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::If you want to link to it from a Talk page or something, just for the purposes of our users having a listen, that would be fine.  But I don't think that's something you need to upload to the Wiki and/or put in an article.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:08, 7 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::Oh, I won't upload it.  I'll post a link on the Animal talk page, and maybe on the email page, if I find a place for it.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 02:45, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::It might just be me, but I don't feel comfortable posting a soud file from a DVD on the wiki.  I am also fairly uncomfortable with putting a ink up too. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 23:55, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
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There is a new Halloween Fan Costumes thing. I already made the page. Somebody make it please:
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Noticed that the message scroll on the main page includes "Messenger Bag Sale!", which links to a subpage on the [[Store]] that is not currently linked from the Store main page.  The button leads to [http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/messengerbags1.html this page]. - [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] 20:40, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Actually, KieferSkunk, you ''can'' edit the what's new panel. Just go [[Template:whatsnew|here]]. Don't forget to update the [[H*R.com updates 2005|main updates page]] as well, if it hasn't been already. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:53, 8 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Although some pages may LOOK like they're protected, some are only protected from moves, [[H*R.com updates 2005]] included. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 14:19, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
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Hello. I need help getting on the Official Forum. Okay, here's the deal: I activated my account, I got the email, I sent out the email I needed to send out, and I still can't log in. What do I do now? {{User:H*R 700/sig}} 19:46, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
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:We had some problems with a [[Wikipedia:Denial-of-service attack|denial-of-service attack]].  Our quick-thinking servermaster suspended our account as a countermeasure.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:39, 11 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Boy is that sad. I spend about 99% of ''my'' time on the wiki. And the 1% is for eating. But I don't think bots can manage to shut down the entire wiki. Odd. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:50, 12 November 2005 (UTC)
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Today I was going on the wiki, but I wasn't signed in. Now, I want to edit something, but it said I had to log in to do that! What in Pete Sanders is going on here? [[User:Amy Whifflepoof|Amy Whifflepoof]]
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:::What motivates a troll? One motivation is '''Attention Seeking'''. Lately, these types of trolls have been using profanity. They love it when other users talk about their actions. Therefore, I suggest we halt discussing this issue on the Main Page Talk Page. Thank you. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 16:58, 13 November 2005 (UTC)
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:This isnt good, I cant goof off and watch emails while writing my social studies essay!--{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 01:08, 14 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Yes guys, please. One message here and/or on Tom's talk page was enough. (which I had made) - {{User:Joshua/sig}}
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== Slowdown ==
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Is it just me, or is the wiki server going ''really'' slow? Like, almost too slow to do anything? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 23:08, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
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:It's pretty slow for me too right now. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:25, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Hey... it ''just'' returned to normal... weird. Hope it stays like this. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 23:27, 17 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::And now it's back to slow... Wonder what's up with it? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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::::"Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam a Swiss Cake Roll into the disk drive." {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:31, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::::No, seriously, it's happenin to me too. It takes like, 5 minutes just to edit my page. Boy the wiki is havin problems. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:49, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::::Yeah i've had to wait about 10 mins to move from the [[HRWiki:Da_Basement#Episode_V._The_DoS_strikes_back.3F|discussion i was going to start]] to this place.  It seems to me we're being targeted by a DoS attack as well.  Can anyone confirm this?  My guess is that they're using the [[Special:Recentchanges|Database features]] that are still available to anonymous users to slow things down by overburdening the system with queries. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:59, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::::::I believe that the troll is currently targeting the fanstuff wiki.  Even though he's blocked the constant accessing of pages, even though the vandalism is failing, is causing slowdown. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 02:24, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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It's not slow for me anymore. {{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 02:33, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Never mind, it's slow again.  Ugh this is getting me mad. {{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 02:38, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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::In a bizarre plot twist, even the Big Wiki seems to be slow for me. Can the Wikian Bird Flu Pandemic be upon us? &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 03:04, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::Odd, wikipedia isn't slow to me. But this place... fanstuff seems slow too. Brilliant. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:57, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::Why did you jkust repeat what you said in a previous topic. The Wiki and FW are fine for me, ''just H*R.'' [[User:Count X|Count X]]
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== H*R Down... again. ==
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I tried playing PQ, and it gave me the <s>deuce</s> Cannot access crap. [[User:Count X|Count X]]
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:Odd... Peasant's Quest, and everything else, is runnin' just fine for me. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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::And how long ago was it when you were on?[[User:Count X|Count X]]
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:::I'd say not but a minute after you posted your message. I always like to check such, if I can. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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::::I was playin peasants quest today in 6th period and it was working fine. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:45, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
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== Guided Tour ==
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Wikicities has a feature that lets people [http://www.wikicities.com/wiki/Wikicities:Wikicities_tour/List_of_wikis_in_this_tour tour different wikis] to get to know their feel and the way that wikis in general work. It might be helpful to new users if we added a tour to the [[HRWiki:Introduction|Introduction]] pages. It could help show people pages like how a page for a toon looks, how a gallery page looks (eg. [[Characters]]), [[STUFF]], etc. It would be a good way to show new users all the different types of pages on the wiki and help get them into it faster. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 02:42, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
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:From what I can tell, it's just a series of subpages that uses [http://www.wikicities.com/wiki/Template:Wikicities_tour a template] to include certain pages and has a "next" type button.  If you want to try it out, go for it.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:57, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
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:: I made the tour. It can be found [[HRWiki:HRWiki tour|Here]]. I just need to figure out where to put it. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 14:34, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
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:That was a very enjoyable tour. Good work, AtionSong. :) - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:42, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
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Speaking of tours, I think we ought to have a tour bus stop on the [http://www.usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?TourBus Meatball Wiki TourBus system]. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 07:14, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
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: Why? It relates nothing at all to the wiki, and it will not help new members on the site with anything. Unless there's something that I'm mising here. -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 18:50, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
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::It looks like a tour of all possible wiki's.  It helps the wiki by giving it exposure to people who have never heard of it before. Plus, meatballs are yummy (unless you don't eat meat). --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 19:29, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
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== Merge Crazy ==
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Don't you think we're going a little crazy with merging things like random food items and companies and such? Are small pages so bad? I'm fine with having stuff from one general location merged, such as radio stations from [[radio]] and made up animals from [[animal]], and even [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]] simply because there's so many that they're almost an inside joke, but I sort of liked all those various food, company, etc pages lying around. Although there are some drawbacks, they're easier to link to and distinguish on seperate pages. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 04:23, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Food_Still_In_Peel_or_Package&diff=prev&oldid=204850 Yes] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Wood-davers&diff=prev&oldid=204862 yes]. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 04:32, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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::And don't forget [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:The_Stick&diff=204834&oldid=204818 this]. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:38, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::I sencond that! I was even thinking about making links to each of the items in the Minor Companies page but I couldn't remember how. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 04:43, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::Hmm... Well I would have appreciated some [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3AMinor_Companies&diff=204161&oldid=204158 feedback at the time of the happening], instead of now, once it's all done. Everybody that's contributed to this thread was also at [[Talk:Minor Companies|the discussion for the catalyst]] yet nobody voiced this level of concern at that time. I suppose it was a somewhat hasty decision to merge them though. It could be reverted again, but I think some standards are desperately needed. At the very least, the redirects are all still there. But if the general feeling is to keep them seperate, then I guess I'll go back and split 'em up again. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 06:52, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::::I hear ya, T-bird. Those articles have been merged yet [[Hamburger Shampoo]] remains intact. To reiterate what Leith just said: '''some standards are desperately needed'''. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 07:00, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::::Such is the beauty of a wiki: anything changed can easily be changed back, eh? It's easier to see it in retrospect, however, and I think what we did might be okay, although the bit about standards is very true. But we needn't go absolutely nuts with it. Eventually, everything will be on one superhuge page and internal linking will be nearly dead. Click here for <span style="cursor:pointer;"><font color=blue><u>The Entire Content of H*R</u></font></span>, eh? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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::::I bet a lot of people would have liked to give input but (1) this is a holiday week, and (2) the time between the proposal and the implementation of the project was just a few hours. When someone proposes major changes like this, no action should be taken for ''days'', not hours. And here in the case of the merged pages, after the first page was done, there should have been time to give feedback to consider whether we wanted to make even more sweeping changes. As a comparison, consider that nearly all STUFF items stay open for at least four days, ususally a week. The more controversial ones stay open two weeks. And when we were deciding whether to implement the current STUFF system, the discussion went on for more than a ''month''. So I ask you, what's the rush? &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 07:33, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::::I think it was too hasty. For one, I was busy with the Fanstuff Wiki's problems at the time. Anyway, I personally think that things should be merged into one page when they all follow the same theme. Things such as [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]], [[Virus Character Variations]] and [[Made Up Strong Bad Animals]] are good merges. But things like stuff in [[Minor Foods]]... some of those pages had plenty of content. The only thing that connects stuff like Staple Sauce and Super Mud is that they are food and that only appeared once. Is just because something only appeared once or twice mean it has to share space with all the others that have similar atributes? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:20, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::::Just in case it is on anyone's mind, I just wanted to state for the record that there is absolutely no technical reason for having things in one page.  Some like to toss around words like "bandwidth" and "space constraints" sometimes, but I want to make very clear that these things should never be a deciding factor when it comes to merging pages.
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::::::I happen to have no problem at all with smaller-type articles and have never really liked the longer type pages that group things.  I mean, we clearly don't need an article for each individual [[Floppy Disk Container]] or [[Halloween Costumes|Halloween Costume]], but if a page has even a little good content (a few sentences) and can be linked to from at least one article, then our category system should be taking care of the grouping.
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::::::I could go on for a bit about how I don't like it when people talk about other small articles when a separate article is being discussed for deletion or merging, but I don't think this is the time or place for that.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:09, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::::I will now supply an alphabetical list of all articles that I thought shouldn't have been merged. This is just my opinion, so I'll just stick it out to see the response.
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:::::And that's all I can think of right now. I think the seperate characters/places/things of those articles could have their own page. Opinions? Agreements? Disagreements? - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 00:26, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::::I agree with you on all those, Joshua. Particularly the first three... Some of the ones on [[Places Strong Bad Made Up]] I like having there, but I don't like having "Place" there... Weird, yes? But it was just easy to link a quote when you're done talking to someone... Just put "Now I'm going to go... [[Place]]". 'Cept now it's a redirect thing. It's a dumb reason, yes, and shouldn't really be considered in the discussion. But it's the idea behind it that I really mean: these things link all over the place. Piping links and adding <nowiki>#</nowiki>s to the code isn't hard, but it's easier to just make a separate page. Anyway, that's all the disjointed thoughts I can pull out of my head right now. I'll think of more later. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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:::::::I agree, I agree. Let's just ease up on the merging peoples. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:50, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::::In the hopes that Joshua's comment is not simply a comment but the start of a discussion about actually reverting some merges, I agree that Companies, Foods, and Places (including "Place") should be de-merged. With the character variations I'm not sure; did all of those have their own page before? I certainly don't think all of them should.
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::::::To add to the discussion of the legitimacy of merging: no, bandwidth or space constraints are not valid reasons. What are? Well, the only real motivations I can think of would be an aesthetic aversion to "short" articles (which I don't share; if it's more than two sentences I say let it stay) '''AND''' the motivation of ease of access. When items are on the same page, two things happen: '''you see them''', even if you hadn't been looking for them, and it's easy to compare them. One drawback in the wiki format is that we have a lot of interesting pages that might never get noticed because no one clicks through to them. So if an article contains fairly important information but someone would be unlikely to seek it out by name, it might actually be an argument ''for'' merging. And in cases where the entries on the page are highly related, merging is good for comparisons: you can look at the [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes]] and see that exactly 5 are inspired by TV shows while 3 are inspired by movies and 2 by video games. There isn't much need, however, to compare Boardelectrix with Freshley's. &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 22:44, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::::::Well, that's pretty much the job of lists, such as [[Places]] and [[Characters]]. To let you browse through various articles (with minimal information distracting or overwhelming you) so that you can find the one you want or see an interesting article that you hadn't considered looking for and read it. Also, many, but not all, of the "Other Character Variations" had pages before merging, and several minor variations that were just as big are sitting around with their own pages, seperated from the merged articles. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 23:49, 26 November 2005 (UTC)
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== Translation ==
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This has probably been asked before/been done, but has any of the wiki pages been dubbed in any other languages? If not, we could Babelfish them, or something. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 12:48, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Rule #1:<br>
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<center>'''NEVER. USE. MACHINE. TRANSLATION.'''</center><br>
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:Unless you want our pages to sound like cutscenes in [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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::Although I do believe that [[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]] himself is making a Homestar Runner Wiki site in Hebrew. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 14:58, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::Actually, he's just making a Homestar Runner page on the Hebrew Wikipedia. - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
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:: For example, if you take the first sentence on the [[Homestar Runner]] page, '''''Homestar Runner (middle name Michael, or possibly Hal) is the star of the show, but he probably doesn't realize it.''''', and translate it to German, you get '''''Homestar Läufer (mittlerer Name Michael oder vielleicht Hal) ist der Stern des Erscheinens, aber er vermutlich verwirklicht es nicht.'''''. But if you translate that same sentence back from German to English, it becomes '''''Homestar Runner (middle name Michael or perhaps Hal) is the star of the appearance, but he probably does not carry out it.''''' <small>Done through the [http://www.dictionary.com Dictionary.com translator]</small> -[[User:AtionSong|<font face="BankGothic Md BT">AtionSong</font>]] 16:13, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::Yeah, but you won't be making a game of translating German to English will you? Ich spekkin deutch, but I don't try to translate german into English. Also translating the wiki would make it more international. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 16:27, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::But the cartoons themselves are in English, not other languages. I think that's the key bit. If they can understand the cartoons, they're likely to understand the wiki. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
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I thought about it several times. Technically speaking, I can translate almost everything on the site, exept for the transcripts. But as said, the toons are in English, and if you can't get the toons, don't try to get the wiki. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:00, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Heh, I've always had it in the back of my mind as a project, ever since the move to MediaWiki.  I'd love to be a part of helping introduce non-English speaking people to Homestar Runner, but the big problem is that the toons themselves are in English.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]]  --  [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:12, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Haha, I wonder if [[TBC]] would let us dub 'em. I could see it now...
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'''Asilo Cstrella Alfil:''' Aiy Ninguna! Le Wrestleman!<br>
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(That coming from a guy who doesn't speak Spanish at all, and just used a translation site) {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:44, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Yeah, it seems to me that if you can't dub the cartoons, it'll be somewhat useless to transcribe them, as it's hard to read along a toon with a transcript. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 02:47, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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I have with me the first draft of the Hebrew translated [[First Time Here?]] that I made while I was bored in civil class. Want to see it? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 04:56, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Sure.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 04:58, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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::After school. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:01, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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:::I'd be able to translate stuff into Swedish... I can speak that. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:52, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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::::Oh, this is funny. Using the computer, I translated "Homestar Runner is like, the coolest thing in the world. It is not even funny how cool he is," into French. It came out: "Le coureur de Homestar est comme, la chose la plus fraîche au monde. Il n'est pas même drôle comme il frais est." Then, translating that back to English, it came out as "The runner of Homestar is like, the freshest thing in the world. It is not even funny as it fresh is." I thought that was just hilarious. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:56, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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'''GERMAN:''' Amperestunde, die Freuden am Übersetzen einen Computer hin und her verwendend.<br>
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'''ENGLISH:''' Ampere-hour, the joys in translating a computer back and forth using.<br>
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'''GERMAN:''' Amperestunde, die Freuden, wenn ein hin und her verwendender Computer übersetzt wird.<br>
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'''ENGLISH:''' Ampere-hour, the joys, if a back and forth using computer is translated.<br>
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'''GERMAN:''' Amperestunde, die Freuden, wenn ein verwendender hin- und hercomputer übersetzt wird.<br>
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'''ENGLISH:''' Ampere-hour, the joys, if a using and computer are translated.<br>
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'''GERMAN:''' Amperestunde, die Freuden, wenn ein Verwenden und ein Computer übersetzt werden.<br>
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| Neum brukhim habaim shel Homestar Runner nekuda com, take rishon.
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| נאום ברוכים הבאים של הומסטאר ראנר נקודה קום, טייק ראשון.
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| Oh, nakhon. Homestar Runner nekuda net. "Ze nekuda com!"
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:Oh man! Dubbing is so weird.  Oh yes and if you wanna know, the translation for ''Homestar Runner'' would be something like: ''Corredor de la casa estrella.'' Which word for word is: ''Runner of the house star'' (starhouse). Enjoy! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 16:54, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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EDIT CONFLICT: AH-HA! We may have just discovered the vandal's ISP! HRWiki +1, NSMC -1. We're one step closer to finding out his real ip address and getting anony editing turned back on. (Ar least I hope we are.) {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}}
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'''4 EDIT CONFLICTS LATER:''' Well, whoever that person is, he's just gone from being merely annoying to outright breaking the law.  My email box and webspace were COMPLETELY full this morning due to the flood of "password reminder" emails I just got overnight (Eudora is still downloading them).  This crap really ain't funny. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 17:27, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
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[edit] sbemail templates

See Talk:Strong Bad Email → sbemail templates

[edit] Trogday decor

Does the Featured content of the day (or whenever) template automatically switch to different links on certain days? Such as linking to dragon, Trogday '08 and other things when the time comes? Or is that done manually? Because tomorrow is Trogday. - HoveringSombrero (talk)

It's not automatic, but as you can see (at the time of this writing), the decorations were indeed put up to coincide with Trogday. — It's dot com 01:43, 24 January 2023 (UTC)

[edit] How many references do you need?

How many references to a thing need to be on a page for the thing the page is about to become a real page? Just curious because my mock-up seinfeld page includes eight references to the titular show. The page on The Big Lebowski has the same amount of references... so do I just make a Seinfeld page now? ----J∃ffJMan 20:13, 7 February 2023 (UTC)

done and done ----J∃ffJMan 20:14, 7 February 2023 (UTC)
See our inclusion guidelines. — It's dot com 21:02, 7 February 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Songs archive

Would it be OK if I created a subpage to my user page with a complete archive of every existing song in the Homestar universe? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 22:28, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure we have that covered. — It's dot com 23:18, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
Well, I was gonna add MP3 files with them, so people could download them and stuff. Is that still OK? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 00:26, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
No, that's not what the user space is for. — It's dot com 00:43, 23 February 2023 (UTC)

[edit] dot dot dot

Why come whenever I try to link to lady…ing and Cheat Commandos…O's, the link is broken? Is it because of those ellipses? — HoveringSombrero (talk)

Sort of! "…" is different from "...", it's a single character rather than three periods. Try highlighting it and you can see. This is kind of like the difference between “curly quotes” and "straight quotes" - in both cases, the former is typically made via autocorrect in word processors or mobile keyboards, while the latter is preferred by the wiki. So while lady…ing and lady...ing may look the same, they are actually two different typed entries. -- Bleu Ninja 22:17, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
I've added redirects to fix the issue. Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 23:06, 11 March 2023 (UTC)
Thanks! — HoveringSombrero (talk)

[edit] Navigation sidebar - adding @StrongBadActual?

Strong Bad Email has been in the sidebar for as long as I can remember, presumably because it was the most popular and most actively updated portion of the website. With the Twitter account handily outpacing both sbemails and "H*R.com updates" (not to mention the CGI Paper directing viewers to tweet rather than email), might it be worth adding it over there? I know I regularly find myself navigating to the @StrongBadActual page(s) to fill out "Fast Forward" sections of pages or to find dates when an item or project was mentioned. -- Bleu Ninja 20:16, 31 March 2023 (UTC)

I agree (and I'm not going to do the whole "Don't you think I agree" part, this isn't E-mail Birds, but it is bird season.), and I fully support putting it there. It's a handy page and we've put a lot of work into cataloging every post made by strong bad on twitter, with fun facts to boot! So consider this my SUPPORT. ----J∃ffJMan 22:52, 31 March 2023 (UTC)
I also SUPPORT. — HoveringSombrero (talk)
, So I SUPPORT this too, but I like having easy access to the Strong Bad Email page, considering I usually watch the sbemails by clicking on the external links. So, maybe we keep both? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 22:28, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
Maybe we link to it as [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2023|Twitter]] and put it above Strong Bad Email and underneath Recent changes? — HoveringSombrero (talk)
GREAT IDEA! I like it! I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 18:00, 10 April 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Editing user pages

Alright, so, I've been thinking. The block log has a lot of "user banned for editing userpages of other users". So, the main page, for example, has a system so only sysops can edit it. What if we add a system to all user pages that basically makes it impossible for anybody but the user to edit it? I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 22:52, 18 July 2023 (UTC)

The thing is, I feel sysops / admins / wiki bots should probably still be able to edit user pages. For example, an admin fixing a bug on the page or a bot auto-replacing a link. But I agree that no one else should edit other user pages. Or somehow make a system where users can choose who can edit the page. — HoveringSombrero (talk) 18:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
We already have explicit guidelines on who can and should edit user pages. If a user page is edited for anything other than a legitimate reason, the edit typically gets quickly reverted. No harm done. Anyone that might be banned in relation to user page edits is most likely doing it in a disruptive manner. In any case, the block logs mostly include bans for spamming. There really is no compelling reason to add user page security settings or tools for this. --Stux 21:10, 19 July 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Wiki availability

For about the past week, I haven't been able to access the HRWiki, and downforeveryoneorjustme.com consistently confirmed (and still does) that hrwiki.org is down. However, I see that plenty of edits have been made to the wiki in that time, so obviously it wasn't entirely down. Basically, I've been presented with a white screen that occasionally loaded the hills in the background and sometimes the Homestar logo in the top-left corner, and if I moved the mouse around the screen, it would recognize where links and drop-down menus were, but it wouldn't show me any text for the links and all. Any idea what may have happened/be happening? The Knights Who Say Ni 20:32, 22 August 2023 (UTC)

Hey Knights. Usually, when a big update is released, wiki activity jumps exponentially and typically the wiki reaction times can slow down to a crawl. Pages still load but they take forever and one must be patient. Eventually that goes away as edits taper down. However, for a site like "downforeveryoneorjustme", their timeout is likely far shorter than regular browsers when reporting if a site is down. In your particular case it seems that not all website elements are loading and some may be timing out and not loading at all. I'd typically expect that behavior during peak edit times. Hope this helps a tiny bit! --Stux 06:05, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
At some point I did see pages seemingly load but remain blank unless I interacted with the tab in some way, though that could have been a browser issue, it never really prevented me from accessing the wiki, and I haven't been experiencing it for a while. I've also had some "unable to connect" errors because sometimes when loading the wiki, it attempts to load an https URL. Most of the time, though, especially after a new release, it's been just slowdowns. DEI DAT VMdatvm center\super contra 21:09, 4 September 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Still Slow

It seems that the wiki hasn't fully recovered from its slowdowns back in August. In the last couple of months I've come across the Job Queue and this mediawiki page detailing what it is and how it's supposed to function. I get the impression that currently, all jobs on the wiki are running when a page is being requested. The page outlines a means by which the jobs can be run in the background (either via cron job or background process; I'd recommend the background process) and then the job run rate could be set to zero (so that pages aren't spending time running jobs while loading). Is this something that is already in place or could this perhaps be implemented in order to improve overall performance even during busy periods? --Stux 11:41, 16 December 2023 (UTC)

[edit] glitch on the main pages

Noticed a glitch on the main pages, done by holding the cursor on one of the buttons, and then moving away, and then moving your finger off the mouse. to see what this does and what I mean, refer to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgM-NA0Rja4 I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 21:08, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

There's a whole page about this. Main Page Glitches Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 21:21, 26 August 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Why does the website still have the Halloween theme?

Halloween ended 18 days ago, and so did October in general, so why does the website still have the Hallow's Eve theme? --Cy4nIsN0tB1u3 04:33, 19 November 2023 (UTC)

Because we're still waiting for the annual Fan Costumes toon to close out the season, even if we have to wait days after Thanksgiving. Also, because the sysops in charge of changing the wiki settings are busy people with lives and tend to wait a while to get around to it. -- 68.37.43.131 23:56, 19 November 2023 (UTC)

[edit] New Fan Stumes’!

The 2023 Fan Stumes has been released! And not only that, but my costume from last year is the very first Strong Bad costume! That counts as a fun fact, right? We should probably note that like how we note when a wikian sent a email. I wanna be the TMBGLOVER too! 17:12, 22 November 2023 (UTC)

[edit] Permafrosted logo?

The Decemberween themed logo is still up, but December ended 11 days ago. The weirdest part in my opinion is that there's no d'ween themed colors despide icicles and Homestar's hat. Is there something we're waiting for, like a new not-Decemberween toon? Yours truly, The guy who confused Dobbs for Daubs. — 206.110.189.60 (Talk | contribs) 11 January 2024 16:34 (UTC) (left unsigned)

I'm not an admin, but I'm assuming the style is simply for the winter season. Even though the Christmas lights have been taken down, it's still a chilly and snowy time of year for at least another month and a half. (P.S. Even if you don't have an account, please sign your posts with four tildes: ~~~~) -- Bleu Ninja 17:34, 11 January 2024 (UTC)

[edit] Load times and potential solutions

The wiki's been crawling along like something funny that crawls along for about a year now. This hasn't been much more than a minor inconvenience on my end, but it comes up pretty frequently on the Homestar subreddit, with a concerning number saying they haven't been able to access it at all. downforeveryoneorjustme.com consistently insists that the system is down. I don't know what the hosting situation is like, nor am I anything close to an expert on such things, so unfortunately I can't diagnose the issue... But, after extensive investigation, I'm ready to release my findings.

  • Talk:Main Page#Still Slow — A few months ago, Stux proposed a solution involving MediaWiki's job queue. Seems like something worth looking into.
  • Host a Website with High Availability — The wiki's web host Linode features a guide on how to host a website with high availability. I can understand at most seven words of this, and I'm not sure how well it applies to wikis, but it might be helpful to someone. (They also have guides for enabling HTTPS, which improves security... Maybe performance too, but I've heard mixed things about that.)
  • Special:Version — The wiki is currently powered by MediaWiki 1.15, which released in 2011. Later versions have added collapsible elements, citation features, slideshow galleries, an optional visual editor interface, the ability to rename categories, and most relevant to this particular discussion, improved performance. The current stable release is 1.41.
  • HRWiki:Donations — I just discovered that the wiki moved servers in 2011 to cut back on expenses, which apparently resulted in slower load times (at least initially, while settings were still being optimized). According to Special:Ledger, there haven't been any donations since then (additionally, it still lists FellowSites hosting dues instead of the new host). I've seen multiple people offering to donate if they could, so if the more recent slowness is once again a financial issue, it might help to get the donation links working again.
  • Special:ListUsers&group=developer — I have no way of knowing how actively people have been working on maintaining backend stuff, but I can see that of the six developers, only It's dot com and Tom have been editing consistently since 2016. I realize I'm asking quite a lot of two people at most, and I really don't want to be too demanding... so I can't help but wonder if my suggestions might seem more reasonable if there were more people responsible for backend maintenance. I'm not qualified for that sort of thing, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were active users with MediaWiki and/or web development experience. As much as I want this wiki to be accessible to more people, I really don't want anyone losing sleep over it.

Anyway, sorry I can't offer more help than this, but I hope someone finds this stuff useful (and that I didn't get anything terribly wrong)! Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 01:06, 11 April 2024 (UTC)

Out of curiosity, I decided to use Special:Statistics and the WayBack Machine to calculate roughly how many people have been affected by the slow load times. After comparing the last seven months (from around the start of the slowdowns to now) to the seven months prior, I found that the average number of edits per day has decreased from 22 to 14, and the average number of active users has dropped from 27 to 17. That's a 37% decrease in both areas, leading me to believe they are linked by a common cause...
Unfortunately I couldn't figure out if that percentage corresponded to anything specific, like "37% of people use this certain type of Internet connection"... That information would tell me which people are having problems accessing the wiki, and from there I might be able to research a potential solution, assuming any of that works the way I think it does. Maybe I'll do an off-site poll somewhere, but I'd need to know what information would be most pertinent to ask... Would that be helpful at all? Gfdgsgxgzgdrc 05:18, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Wait a minute, it seems fine now. What happened? — 71.195.40.33 (Talk | contribs) 08:25, November 15, 2024 (UTC) (left unsigned)

[edit] Availability of the wiki over https

Are there any plans to upgrade the wiki from http to https? --UN TACO 00:36, 22 May 2024 (UTC)

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