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| Strong Bad Email #201 |
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Strong Bad comes back from a hiatus and reveals why he hasn't checked emails in a while.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Bubs, The Umpire, Coach Z, The Announcer, Homsar (Easter Egg), The Cheat (Easter Egg)
Places: Computer Room, Basement of the Brothers Strong, The Field, Homestar Runner's House
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, May 18, 2009
Running Time: 2:27
Page Title: Lappy 486
Contents |
Transcript
{The Computer Room is dark and cobwebs surround the Lappy 486, a pile of dust covers the Floppy Disk Container, the wind whistles.}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Whoa, I haven't been in here longer than I thought.
{Strong Bad walks on from the left, carrying a duster, he dusts off the Lappy with it and blows the dust off the Floppy Disk Container.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Time to check my email. Gonna check my {falsetto} EMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
subject: why you no check?Sup Strong Bad
Jenkins
Why haven't you checked any emails? Are you done? Please make more. I'll be your best friend and let you make out with my girlfriend.
Bye bye
STRONG BAD: {typing} Why haven't I checked my email? Umm, I don't really know. Maybe I was tired or forgot, either way, I'm back for at least twelve more sbemails. Maybe thirteen. But seriously Jenkins, I don't think anyone really cared that I didn't check my email.
{Zoom out to reveal Homestar is standing next to Strong Bad.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I missed them. I really missed them.
STRONG BAD: Homestar, do you even know what I'm talking about?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sh'yeah. Your email show.
STRONG BAD: Kay, good. Umm, why are you here?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I just wanted you to know that The Cheat and Homsar are staying at my house.
STRONG BAD: Umm, okay? {resumes typing} So, a lot of things happened during my hiatus. For example, Bubs, Coach Z, and The Umpire had a cookout. I wasn't invited. Jerks.
{Cut to The Field, where Bubs, Coach Z, and The Umpire are each holding a hot dog. A grill is next to Bubs. The grill has several burgers on it.}
Bubs: I'm glad us middle-aged guys decided to have a cook-out. Right?
Coach Z: {takes bite out of hot dog} Hey, why don't we have any mustard or ketchup.
The Umpire: Hey! I've got the mustard. Here you go.
{The Umpire tosses a bottle of mustard to Coach Z. Coach Z puts the mustard on his hot dog}
Bubs: When do you think Strong Bad's gonna check any more emails.
The Umpire: Maybe never. I don't care.
{Cuts back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: {Typing} Me and Homestar played Nintendo at our old clubhouse. I rescued that princess a lot of times. But Homestar couldn't get past the first goomba.
{Cut to Homestar and Strong Bad sitting in a room with a NES}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: My God. This game is soooo awesome. I'm gonna get that feather.
STRONG BAD: Homestar, the game isn't even on.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. Can I have the copy of Super Mario Bros?
{Cuts back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: {Typing} So you see Jenkins? I did a lot of things during my hiatus. Just as soon as I will get a new computer in three emails. Crap, spoiled it. Okay, at least three emails.
{The New Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on the word 'Jenkins' to see Homestar's slumber party.
- HOMSAR: I don't know, but I think you are my friends!
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Annoyed} Yes.
Fun Facts
Explanations
Trivia
- This is the first email since September 2008.
Remarks
- Apparently, The Umpire was in Free Country USA before his reappearance in Kick-a-Ball.
Goofs
- You can clearly hear the sound of Super Mario Bros 3 when Homestar and Strong Bad are in the clubhouse, despite the fact that Strong Bad claims no game was in the machine.
Inside References
Real-World References
- Homestar and Strong Bad make reference to two games in the Mario series, more specifically Super Mario Bros and Super Mario Bros 3.
Fast-Forward
External Links
- watch "Sandbox"
- watch "Sandbox" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "Sandbox"
- forum thread re: "Sandbox"
