User:DorianGray
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The Intro
Formerly known as Annonymous User Number 69.139.163.12, DorianGray began his meteoric rise to pure awesome by actually creating his account as a test. That's why it's not User:DarkfireTaimatsu like every other account he has on the big ol' internet. Within mere months, his hit-and-run editing style quickly made him noticable and popular, which is very different from real life thank you very much. And soon—not too soon, it was, like, what? Years? Had to be years—Dorian tightened his fell grip on the most covetous of positions on the wiki: the noble rank of sysop. And ye all must grovel at his might.
I don't edit as often as I used to, but that's more of the fact that there just isn't that much to edit nowadays, eh? I'm still always here, guys. I'm not going anywhere. Buzz me on IRC or the forum or whatever any time. All that spam that gets cleaned out of the forum? Yeah, that's all me. Just because I'm twenty-something doesn't mean I have any other sort of life going on, you know. =3
Non-H*R Interests
Trying to list my non-H*R interests could take hours, so I'll just say I'm an anime and Nintendo freak and leave it at that. If you want a further list, I'll make one. Otherwise, skip to the next section.
My Interests
- Pokémon (The games more than the anime. Although the movies and Diamond/Pearl seasons are good. The manga all kick twees, too.)
- the Harry Potter books
- Digimon
- Seinfeld
- Futurama
- Venture Bros.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and its spinoff Angel
- Adventure Time
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- The following manga and anime are all good: One Piece, Chrono Crusade, Bleach, Tokyo Mew Mew, Lucky Star, Ranma 1/2, Negima!, Zatch Bell!, Pani Poni Dash!, and Read or Die
- Teen Titans comics. And Grant Morrison's run of the Doom Patrol. And Batman TPBs. They rock. Green Lantern... Pretty much most things by DC. Couple of things by Marvel, too, but not as many. Especially if it has "X" in its team name, though.
- If I was a Greg, I'd be Comic Book Greg, let's put it that way.
- Also newspaper comics. Get Fuzzy, Calvin and Hobbes, FoxTrot, Pearls Before Swine, and Dilbert are all awesome.
- various Nintendo games, such as Super Paper Mario, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Soul Calibur II, Luigi's Mansion, Skies of Arcadia Legends, and Golden Sun. Twilight Princess isn't bad either (but only coz of Midna).
- Also a few PlayStation games, namely Soul Calibur III, the Kingdom Hearts series, and Okage: Shadow King
- El Goonish Shive, The Wotch, and various other webcomics that probably don't have Wikipedia pages
- Bonus Stage, and, to a lesser extent, Weebl and Bob and Happy Tree Friends
- mythology, magic, and similar stuff
- Absurdity
- Caramelldansen
- Catgirls and similar. Fox girls, wolf girls, squirrel girls... Bat girls?
- my vast store of characters and stories, which haven't gone much of anywheres yet
- roleplaying. The storytelling kind, not the pen-and-paper D&D kind.
- action movies, especially various comic book movies and the James Bond films
- movies from the '80s. Like Ghostbusters, Poltergeist, Tremors, and Back to the Future. '80s movies rock.
- Anything with Tara Strong's voice
- England, Hawaii, and Canada. And Florida too, to some extent.
- drawing, video games, and voice acting. Good stuff for hobbies.
- animals. Particularly anything aquatic (especially rays and squid), along with cats, wolves, foxes, fennecs, squirrels, and various species of insect(s). And bats. I like bats.
- school (sort of), despite graduating on June 9th, 2005
- reading. Favourite authors include: K.A. Applegate, J.K. Rowling, Lemony Snicket, Gordon Korman, Stephen King, and Michael Crichton. Plus various manga-ka and comic book writers/artists.
- emoticons. It's very hard to get an answer out of me without use of at least one emoticon--even in a handwritten letter. =3
- meeping and meeping
- Pretzels, pudding, bacon, and Hot Pockets. While not healthy, I could live on these, my most favourite foods.
- Proper spelling and grammar. On the same tack, I absolutely abhor Internet Slang.
- Friendship. Most important of all. Closest friends include Loopy, Neekko, Thrisseh, , Ashy, and Wolfy
H*R and Me
My introduction to Homestar, Strong Bad, and the rest can be attributed to my friend Koneko. She's to blame. She sent me a link to sibbie, and it all went from there. I can also tell you that it was sometime between colonization and video games, based on the scroll button song. As of now, I have seen every single thing on the site. I consider myself to be a wealth of information, but I really get it all from this wiki right here. I don't even visit the main site to check for updates anymore...
Stinkoman
Stinkoman is by far my favourite character. I'd love for there to be a real 20X6 anime. I'd watch it. The game is a good start, but for the life of me, I can't beat a single stage of it (except 3.2, and even that takes a good 45 minutes or more). It's still fun anyways. Stinkoman, incidentally, was how I found the HRWiki. I did a Google Image search for Stinkoman, and one link lead here (it was this particular image, if you were curious). Anyways, I'm here now, and here I will stay. It's where I spend most of my time online.
Me and the Wiki
Well. That bit about Stinkoman told you how I found the place. And, if you're too busy to look at my contributions, I'm-a tell you what it is I do here. This'll go quick, dun worry.
- I make a number of small edits that try to aid the Wiki. I mean, tons of them. Look at the last entry on my interests list to see why. I've also gotten quite good at noticing vandals and reverting them. Much fast am I.
- I like voting on STUFF. I watch all the entries I vote on the way someone might watch a favoured sports team. It's about all the excitement I get.
- As such, from my STUFF watching (and a like of reading talk pages), I have an encyclopedic knowledge of declined Fun Facts. This helps get rid of bad stuff people like to keep adding.
- My best accomplishment is Sound Effects. On It's dot com's suggestion, I made the page. I have a love for making lists, and I made almost all that page myself. Some people helped with formatting, but I did almost all the content. And Smileyface11945 added the very cool OGG files to the page. Feel free to help me out too!
- I also like to clean and protect the wiki. I helped serve against the NSMC attack in November '05, and was subsequently rewarded with a special trophy, which makes me very happy when I look at it. ^-^ I also added a mass amount of "deleted" templates to the images that were not fair use.
- I was one of the highest hit in the mass spam-mail attack from the NSMC bot at 4,868 password reminder emails, second only to Bubsty.
- I fixed, like, all the debuts to bold the colon and appear before the appearance, through clever use of the search window and CTRL+F. It was actually kind of fun, in a tedious sort of way.
- I made the discovery that some pages were listing Places as having "Filmographies". After a brief discussion, I changed the few that had such a listing to "Appearances" (and one that had an "As seen in").
- I made the page for Main Page Glitches, but Jay actually made the table, and I can't take the credit for that. But I made the page.
- I also did a lot of work for Ham, looking up the appearances, adding the descriptions, and finally adding some links once it was accepted to stay.
- I created School somewhat at random, and was surprised it hadn't already been done. I also created a category for animals, which seemed to cause something of a craze (not my intent).
- I did the transcript (save for the Brain Sister lyrics) for Summer Short Shorts all by myself. Which is pretty awexome.
- I became a sysop on September 22nd, 2006. In all honesty, no matter what y'all said, I was not expecting that. o_o
- I's made the page T-Shirts, after several weeks of consideration. Set up as a semi-parody of the Store T-Shirts page, it displays various shirts found in the toons of a similar design. It's kinda clever, actually.
- Later, Kiddie Pool was also made by me. The pool has fishies on it. Yay.
- I also did the oh-so-difficult-and-necessary transcript (and, indeed, entire page for) the Jibblies 2 Teaser.
- Later, I also did the one for the Most in the Graveyard Teaser. That was even harder, because I certainly didn't have the previous transcript to copy off of, nope nope.
- How about that Toikey TV transcript? That was mine too. More of the "easy places to pause and update" type transcription. Funfun.
- And then that one about fan clubs? Man, THAT was hilarious. And a quality transcript to go with it.
- I also made this TGS fan video. I released it a full day before Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 went up, and emailed the link to TBC several hours beforehand, too. The significance of this is left up to the reader.
- The fellow in the King of Town costume in Fan Costumes '08 is me.
- Hark! Yonder transcript for A Death-Defying Decemberween twas written by me as well.
- "So you see, Parson Jim, it's totally easy to transcribe Sbemailiarized!. Less easy is making your userpage entry sound like a sbemail. But with practice, anyone can do it!"
- I made a page about a condiment I don't actually like. What's up with that?
- After a while, I toweled off my page-make skills, and added another article.
- After several days, a transcript was carefully inlaid to the Wyrmwood Video page, and all before a new episode of My Little Pony aired. That's right, far out.
- Also did a transcript for Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination, because no one else did for, like, a month~
My Unofficial Quote of the Week
Idea borrowed from Venusy. Used with permission. All rights reserved.
| Quote | From |
|---|---|
| Grape-Nuts Robot: Now spell 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.' | personal favorites |
| What's Her Face: My blood hurts. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 |
| Strong Bad: And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about— HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from? | sibbie |
| Stinkoman: WHAAAT is this? Some sort of challenge buried in the GROUUUND? | time capsule |
| Marzipan: Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everybody thinks I'm a broom. | long pants |
| Marshie: {demonic voice} Made from the best stuff! | Pumpkin Carve-nival |
| Sleepy Homestar: Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp. | caper |
| Strong Bad: Back to school already? It's not even July! | modeling |
| Strong Sad: Coach Z, ropes are for dopes. | A Folky Tale |
| Bubs: My chocolates! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said. | invisibility |
| Homestar Lure: Steep prices and trees! | animal |
| Strong Bad: I think we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a big F on it. | little questions |
| Strong Bad: I swear that thing is evil. Liberace is fixing to lose a finger. | That Time of Year |
| Mr. Pitters: Bye, old person. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 |
| Homestar Runner: Hi, bee. | Fall Float Parade |
| Stinkoman: I love prawns. Simple as that! | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| Homestar Runner: Look, Marzipan. I don't wear your skirts anymore. | long pants Character Commentary |
| Old-School Homestar Runner: Why don't you look over there, for no reason? | Marshmallow's Last Stand |
| The King of Town: I know how to use toilet paper. Let me try. | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| The Homestar Runner: That monster's gonna give me nightmares. | Mr. Shmallow |
| Coach Z: I guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen! | Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
| Bubs: Duck A L'Orange. | lunch special |
| The Ugly One: I can do it! I can do it nine times! | virus |
| Strong Bad: Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name. | kids' book |
| Strong Mad: DeVito. DENIRO!! DELUISE!!!! | death metal |
| Cheerleader: Stop saying words. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 |
| Stinkoman: Ow! My eye! It's like, my eye! It hurts so bad! | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
| Puppet Homestar: I have trouble with my Rs. | Vitamins/Celebrities |
| Vector Strong Bad: WHAT IT IS MY DOGE? | alternate universe |
| Homestar Runner: {distorted} Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear... {normal} I suggest you give it to someone who will. | alternate universe |
| Strong Mad: I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! | HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! |
| The Cheat: 500 The Cheats | 500 The Cheats |
| Marshie: {demonic voice} You can't destroy me! | candy product |
| What's Her Face: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
| Homestar Runner: Shut up, Marzipan. | Happy Fireworks |
| Stinkoman: Nice work, big nose! | alternate universe |
| The Homestar Runner: I'm the Homestar Runner. Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete. | 20X6 vs. 1936 outtake |
| Strong Bad: Ow! They're pointy now. | Sick Day |
| Homestar Runner: Thank you for calling the internet. May I have your account number or identity theft, please? | isp |
| Bubs: And I'm gonna be two times two! | part-time job |
| Strong Sad: I'm doomed... | Pumpkin Carve-nival |
| Fightgar: It's gotta be a hundred degrees out here, and I'm running on empty! | Cheat Commandos...O's |
| Strong Bad: It's a mass pantsing, see? | senior prom |
| The Ugly One: I'm gonna miss the oak leaves. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
| Senor Cardgage: One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A. | Senor Mortgage |
| The King of Town: What are we doing here? Making omelettes? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that. | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| Homsar: I be digging grease and chomping on some buns and dragging through the garden. | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Homestar Runner: Well... Well... Oliver Crom... well... | Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
| Blue Laser Commander: Shut it! Pizza can't talk! | Commandos in the Classroom |
| The Homestar Runner: Where have all the parsnips gone? | Parsnips A-Plenty |
| Cheerleader: Dis my new backup band: a shark. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 |
| Cheatball: Cheatball! | trading cards |
| Strong Sad: I have GOT to get my prescription changed. | No Hands On Deck! |
| Marzipan: Sweet, sweet The Cheat. Today is the day on your fake I.D. Now, get upstairs... Unh! And fix me some breakfast. | cheatday outtake (based on DVD commentary) |
| Strong Bad: Yep, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal. | rock opera |
| Marshie: Take a trip to the mountains...! | retirement |
| What's Her Face: These clothes smell like Grandma's. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 |
| Homestar Runner: {thump, thump, thump, crash} Oh. I knocked over the thing. | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 |
| What's Her Face: My bass feels seaworthy. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 |
| Coach Z: George Foreman? | The House That Gave Sucky Treats |
| The Homestar Runner and Singers: Polymascotfoamalate! (Feed it to the babies!) Polymascotfoamalate! | 4 branches |
| Gunhaver: Cheat Commandos, run! For cover! Blue Laser is clearly trying to have you all over for dinner! | Let Us Give TANKS! |
| Virus Marzipan: {distorted gibberish} | virus |
| Dazed Homestar Runner: It's such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people... Like to give a shoutout to Lemon Pretend over there... | car |
| Eh! Steve: Eh! Steve! | crazy cartoon |
| Strong Mad Present: HAPPY DECEMBERWEEN. | Decemberween Short Shorts |
| Coach Z: No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in. | Homestar Presents: Presents |
| Homestar Runner: Well, kids and people, it just goes to show: Strong Sad doing taichi is really, really funny. | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| Strong Bad: Ooh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe... Ooh, but they're seedless! | Strongest Man in the World |
| Old-School Homestar Runner: These are some, these are some, these are some, these are some... Glade Plug-ins, Tom Tom. | Exaggerations |
| Cheerleader: Kristen, you look burnt. Or DEAD. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 1 |
| Homestar Runner: Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon? | Broken Compy Menu |
| Gunhaver: Wheeee. | Shopping for Danger |
| Marshie: Stuff some in your pockets for SECRET EATING. | Meet Marshie |
| The Ugly One: Voodoo? Is it voodoo? VOODOO! | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
| Sleepy Homestar: Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar. | caper |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: Uncle Strong Bad makes good! | 2 emails |
| Strong Mad: DO NOT SAY THEY LOOK LIKE THE SNEAK! | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad: The Cheat, give that man SOME soup. | New Boots |
| Rya: You have got to be freaking kidding me. | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Crackotage: Back to base we're gonna head and make sure Reynold isn't dead! | Shopping for Danger |
| "End" Character (Singers): King Bubsgonzola! King- King Bubsgonzola Supreme! | unnatural |
| The Homestar Runner: Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal? | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
| The King of Town: {Super Mario death music} My life is a joke. | Super Kingio Bros. |
| Marshie: I'm so goosed up, I'm swimmin' in 'em! | Malloween Commercial |
| Homestar Runner: Maybe this is heaven. We're dead! | Where The Crap Are We? |
| Stinkoman: Japanese cartoons are weird, man! | japanese cartoon outtake |
| Coach Z: Oh, I got footies all right. Athlete's footies! | labor day |
| Bubs: I never pass up a chance to stick it to the man! | Cool Things |
| Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad: I am over here...! ...Now I am back over here! {repeats 4 times} | Main Page 15 |
| Strong Bad: Garbage disposal! What a way to go! Garbage disposal! Meet So and So! | Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 |
| Gunhaver: We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion! | Shopping for Danger |
| Strong Bad: Grody bloody gross and blood! | Happy Hallow-day |
| Strong Bad: Look, we're not doing this again. Look, we're not doing this again. We're really not doing this again! | the paper |
| Strong Mad: This is my funny voice. THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! | helium |
| The Ugly One: Did somebody say Peacey P? I LOVES the Peacey P! | Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 |
| Coach Z: This is what I live for! | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene |
| Homsar: You can beat the heat with a pound of meat. | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Strong Bad: And... what's not cool about giving you nightmares? | kind of cool |
| Strong Mad: OBLIGATORY HOMESTAR RUNNER CHARACTER SAYING SOMETHING EVERY TEN LINES! | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| The King of Town: Too much mayo? I LOVE too much mayo! | Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
| Homestar Runner: From drab to fab with nothing but mustard! | 4 branches |
| Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad: I was saving that one for about two seconds ago. | crazy cartoon |
| Strong Sad: The quill. The page. Lyric. Rampage. ...Word up? | rampage |
| Box (Limozeen): It's tough bein' a box. But I'm livin' it up, livin' it up! Livin' it up, livin' it up! Box! | haircut |
| Senor Cardgage: Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways. | concert |
| Coach Z: I'm a white guy with a knife! | personal favorites outtake |
| Homestar Runner: Oh, airport security. You know how it is these days. Roll my eyes. | business trip |
| Marshie: Hello, Kenneth! Hear me rooooar! {meow} | retirement |
| Stinkoman: Check out my new cosplay. I'm a demon on wheels! | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| Doreauxgard: Forget you, whitey. I'm going solo. | lackey |
| Strong Sad: There needs to be a better word for "weird". | morning routine |
| Bubs: Yeow! Hot bees! | the process |
| Reynold: Why, I can even swear a cuss myself. Ahem: Crap dang fire! | Commandos in the Classroom outtake |
| Strong Bad: Aw, thanks, Coach Z. Working with you is a complete nightmare! | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene commentary |
| Crack Stuntman: What can I GET for you fine gentlemen? | original |
| Strong Mad: THIS MAN CRACKS ME UP! | Halloween Fairstival |
| Homestar Runner: Um... I don't know what any of that means. But I will make use of your complimentary spit-bucket. Ach-tpoo! | Homestar Presents: Presents |
| Blue Laser Commander: Why did I put so many booby traps in my own summer getaway?! | Blue Laserdisc Challenge |
| Stinkoman: Those last 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better! | time capsule |
| Strong Bad: Oh, The Cheat's hot mom. Always in and out of prison. | Fan Costumes '06 |
| Marshie: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows: Why ever drink again? | Marshie vs. Little Girl |
| Coach Z: What could be scarier than Blue Star Ointment? {eerie wailing} | Halloween Fairstival |
| Sleepy Homestar: Hey, Strong Bad. Batman. | caper |
| Cheerleader: Stop talking to fruit! Valentimes is serious times! | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
| Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad: Hello, I work hard and am not stuffed with cottage cheese. | Quote of the Week exclusive (based on Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene) |
| Homestar Runner: The blood is rushing to my head! Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out! | the paper |
| Homsar: AaAaAah'm the make-money magnate! | Quote of the Week exclusive (based on Fan Costumes '07) |
| Sickly Sam: What a pleasant hole. I can't say enough good things about this hole. | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| Strong Bad: Whoa, I didn't even notice Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him, too! | Blubb-O's Commercial |
| Crack Stuntman: People like you don't even eat panda! | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 |
| So and So: She's my friend. But not my best. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 |
| Strong Mad: DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF! | nightlife |
| Strong Bad: If you know why my next cartoon sounds like crap, you get to be in on the joke. | Limozeen Live! |
| The King of Town: Ooh. I like eating lunch. Today I'm having a giant pile of salt. | record book |
| Homestar Runner: Blah, Strong Bad! Blah! I'm a crappy stuntman! | specially marked |
| Blue Laser Commander: I am so sick of you people! | Shopping for Danger |
| Duckshirt Homestar: I never want to be a loser again! {Strong Bad:} (he said and somersaulted away.) | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw |
| Silent Rip: Those loonies are gonna blow up the ocean! | Cheat Commandos |
| Coach Z: Oh, dang! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song! | Rap Song |
| The King of Town: The coast is toast! | the bet |
| Strong Sad: There is no such kids' book! | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw |
| Strong Mad: LET'S FOOL AROUND! | Play Date |
| Strong Bad: The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking. | death metal |
| So and So: I don't think I can stomach another show not on The WB. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 |
| Bubs: You shut your face! | Weclome Back |
| Coach Z: Pom Pom, give the man some stank water. I will not be upstaged by Taco-Man two years in a row! | Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
| The King of Town: Ooh... Dead people... | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Marshie: Yowza! Guess who birthday it is. Miiiiiine! | bottom 10 |
| Crackotage (voiced by Crack Stuntman): Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen! | The Next Epi-Snowed |
| Strong Sad: That is unsightly, and make it go away! {Strong Bad:} (shrieked some fat girl.) | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw |
| Homestar Runner: Hey, crapface. Why don't you blow it out your ear? | 50 emails |
| Strong Bad: Uh, yeah, I got an idea for you: jump. | In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary |
| Homestar Runner: Hey, this stuff's pretty good! Nice upchuck, Bennedetto! | Labor Dabor |
| Coach Z: That clown really knows how to work a fella. | part-time job DVD commentary |
| Senor Cardgage: Oh... Cam't we all just get a lawn? | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Homestar Runner: No way, Jose! There's a squirrel in my attic that I sometimes think is a spooky ghost! | Strong Badia the Free |
| Blue Laser Minion: I never doubted that you were a lady, sir. Ma'am. | Shopping for Danger |
| Drive-Thru Whale: Register does not contain more than 50 doctors. | Blubb-O's Commercial |
| The Ugly One: Yes... Washing them... Ever... | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 |
| Reynold: Oh, I never get to go on any missions. I would be a good mission... guy. | Shopping for Danger |
| Horrible Painting: That guy has serious problems. | Jibblies 2 |
| The King of Town: I live in yon castle, and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. | The King of Town's Character Video |
| Strong Bad: Stuffin' a hutch of bats down my pants, hope I don't get bit! | Baddest of the Bands |
| Strong Mad: BEEF AND CHEDDAR! FIVE FOR FIVE! | yes, wrestling |
| Stinkoman: YOU shut up! You're dumb! And your head is wide like the river! You have the river head! | 8-Bit is Enough |
| Marzipan: It's really not about man's struggle with double-sided tape. | Quality Time |
| Coach Z: Strong Bad, you can't put Senor Cardgage in your movie! That guy is creepy with a capital CREE! | Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective |
| Drive-Thru Whale: Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds. | Strong Badia the Free |
| Strong Bad: Decemberween is not about giving people presents. It's about giving people good presents! GOOD presents! Not this last minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us. | Homestar Presents: Presents |
| Cheerleader: It's boys, all right?! It's always boys!! | Cave Girl Squad |
| Homestar Runner: Ohohoho. Brown sweater. It's like you read my mind. And my compliments to the Seth. The food was atrocious. | A Death-Defying Decemberween |
| Bubs: Pictures with the tragic clown dog ain't free! Fifty bucks! Sixty bucks! | part-time job |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: I'll pump you generously full of lead, shot at high velocity out of my pistola, so as to pierce the flesh! Or in your case, the burlap sack! | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| Blue Laser Commander: I thought I told you to fiendishly dice the evil onions! | Let Us Give TANKS! |
| Stinkoman: I'm thankful my hat is wearing a belt! | Twenty THANXty Six |
| Drive-Thru Whale: When the end times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse. | Homestar Ruiner |
| The Homestar Runner: I'm gonna eat your children. | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Strong Bad: Go away, Strong Sad! The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves. | your edge |
| Blue Laser Minion: I'm... thankful for this fork in my eye. | Let Us Give TANKS! |
| Brainkrieg: DeLorean! Jugga jigga watta! | death metal outtake |
| Fightgar: Sorry, Blue Laser, but the only thanks you'll be giving is getting shot by us with our bullet-shooting guns! | Let Us Give TANKS! |
| Marzipan: This keeps teetering between hilarious and maybe-we-should-put-him-in-a-home. | Kick-a-Ball |
| Fightgar: Those aren't Os! | Cheat Commandos...O's outtake |
| Silent Rip: Those aren't Os! | Cheat Commandos...O's outtake |
| Blue Laser Commander: Those aren't Os! | Cheat Commandos...O's outtake |
| Strong Mad: THAT'S REDUNDANT! | Where U Goin' 2? |
| Homestar Runner: I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies! | In Search of the Yello Dello |
| Coach Z: Man! That thing has got to frighten some children. | Fall Float Parade |
| The Ugly One: Teacher just called me "young man". | Teen Girl Squad Menu |
| Homestar Runner: Oh, Strong Bad! It's like my cow lamp and your tape leg had a baby in my brain and just came out my mouth! | 79 Seconds Left |
| Drive-Thru Whale: In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open. | Homestar Ruiner |
| Reynold: Well, hello! Are you here to bring me the slightest morsel? | 2 Part Episode: Part 1 |
| D n' D Greg: Owww! Sheep, you lied! | Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 |
| Strong Bad: It's the ghost of General Tso! ...Oh, wait, it's just grody and rotten. | ghosts |
| Cheat Commandos Logo (Singers): It's the Ramshankle! And you know dang well! It's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell! | 2 Part Episode: Part 2 |
| Homestar Runner: It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face! | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 |
| Marshie: ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GEL-ARSHIE A DULL BOY! | 8-Bit is Enough |
| Strong Bad: Don't worry, big guy. We'll cut to a montage. I mean, find The Cheat. | Where's The Cheat? |
| Marzipan: Ooh, I think I hear wolves coming! | origins |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected. | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| Senor Cardgage: This pen doesn't work, small girl. | Senorial Day outtake |
| Strong Bad: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date. | Date Nite |
| Homestar Runner: You're gonna have to share a bafroom with some kid from Alabama who kind of sucks! The financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and steer clear of the beef stroganoff in the dining hall! | On Break |
| Coach Z: My parents' room is out of town in my car. Want to go park out? | being mean |
| Strong Bad: The short answer is no. The long answer is NOOOOOOOOO!!!! | independent |
| Crack Stuntman: The president has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Homestar Runner: No, but it is free-ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet. | 4 branches |
| Drive-Thru Whale: Would you like monkeys with that? | Homestar Ruiner |
| Bubs: And remember like ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny! And music sounded terrible! | Halloween Fairstival |
| Coach Z: I can play the orphan! Oh, where is my mudder, dee-doo? | No Hands on Deck! |
| Duckshirt Homestar: That is one pointy duck! {Strong Bad:} (said the smartest person in the world.) | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw |
| The Goblin: Extended dance remix of the Goblin song | Most in the Graveyard |
| 1-Up: Watch me while I do work! | Twenty THANXty Six |
| Strong Sad: Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here! So drop your purpose in mine ear! I'll pass it along before too long-- Let's pretend that never happened. | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 |
| Bubs: Dang it, purple wrench! | Hremail 62 |
| Strong Bad: Aww... Now my head's not taped to the TV... | Bug in Mouth Disease |
| Marzipan: If Homestar doesn't get here soon with my present, I'm gonna cook his goose. | Homestar Presents: Presents |
| Cheerleader: Last one in's a rotten friend! | Teen Girl Squad Issue 6 |
| Homestar Runner: Bangers and mash! It isn't in the postbox either! | Where My Hat Is At? |
| Strong Sad: Hey, man. This is a rogan josh pot pie. | narrator |
| Coach Z: Hey! Quit messin' with my orfice! | Baddest of the Bands |
| Homsar: A fatal exception H*R has occurred. | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Trogdor: Congratulations! You wasted more time than anybody else ever has. Happy Decemberween, peasant. Your life will be spared for another day. | Snowglobe |
| Homestar Runner: Strong Sad, these doomy tales of macrame aren't very scary. | Doomy Tales of the Macabre |
| Cheerleader: Nothing, really. I just like saying the word. Boys... | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 |
| Homestar Runner: Oh, twice! I'm a lavish gift giver! | videography |
| The King of Town: Well, if stinky dead people's all you want, fine! | Most in the Graveyard |
| D n' D Greg: Sometimes wizards are so awesome, it hurts. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
| Strong Sad: When you dial up, it sounds like this: Kkooh, gehh, eee, kee-tong, kee-tong, boo-deep, khhh, deeee. | Hremail 7 |
| The Homestar Runner: What? | Parsnips A-Plenty |
| Gunhaver: Making sense is NOT part of my mission plan, soldier! | 2 Part Episode: Part 1 |
| Senor Cardgage: Grittings, Heimstar. How are all your trebles todate? | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Homestar Runner: Oh, Marzipan! Is that you? I'm wearing a sweater made out of mistletoe! And what feels like a colony of venemous bugs! | A Decemberween Mackerel |
| Mug (Announcer): Hot pooey! Oh dear god, what have we done? | A Decemberween Mackerel |
| DateSim Marzipan: Strong Bad, shave a dwarf. | Extra Real Dating Sim XR outtake |
| Powered by The Cheat Strong Sad: See if you can find a boat. | Trogdor Was Dragon Man outtake |
External Links
- My DeviantArt page, if you're curious about my skills as an artist.
- The Impcyclopedia, a site all about my most successful creations—the imps.
- The Tai List, a listing of everything I collect.
- Be sure to not check out my blog! I haven't updated that thing in minutes!
- Every day I'm ponybloggin'.
