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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check | + | '''STRONG BAD''': And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check my wha, then you can ''{rhythmic mumbles}'' |
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any tips or suggestions on how best to care for<br /> | any tips or suggestions on how best to care for<br /> | ||
a baby?<br /> | a baby?<br /> | ||
| - | Mike | + | Mike<br /> |
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Riverview, FL | Riverview, FL | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
| - | { | + | ''{Strong Bad reads "S to the Bad" as "Stothe Bad" and "FL" as "for life".}'' |
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| - | And while I'm no dad meself, I do have some expertise on the subject. Turns out we all had to try out some child rearing in one of the nebulous health | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Don't sweat it, Mike. You're already on the right track by coming to me first. Instead of, ya know, like, your parents or a medical professional or any number of ''{text begins to become smaller as his voice gets quieter}'' non-email checking wrestlemen. ''{clears screen}'' And while I'm no dad meself, I actually do have some expertise on the subject. Turns out we all had to try out some child rearing in one of the nebulous health classes ''{The "health classes" text becomes wavy, distorted and starts to grow. Th entire screen dims except the area around those words, while various "spooky" sound effects play. Traffic sounds also play. Eventually, the words and screen return to normal with a "pop" sound effect, and Strong Bad continues}'' that we for some reason allow Coach Z to teach us. |
| - | {Cut to a panning shot of Marzipan, Homestar and Strong Bad looking questioningly at bags of banana pudding} | + | ''{Cut to a panning shot of Marzipan, Homestar and Strong Bad looking questioningly at bags of banana pudding.}'' |
| - | '''STRONG BAD'''{voiceover} | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We were all given sammich bags full of banana puddin' to take care of as practice for raisin' a baby. |
| - | '''COACH Z''': | + | '''COACH Z''': All right, potential parental units, you all have your R.H.B's, or as we in the medical field call ‘em: “Real Human Babies”. Now, the next 18 to 35 years o' yer life will revolve around keepin' this thing alive-slash-in a wi-fi hotspot. |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
Revision as of 18:08, 1 April 2022
| Strong Bad Email #209 |
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A father to be asks Strong Bad for parenting advice and Strong Bad obliges by sharing his experience in health class.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Coach Z, The King of Town, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith, Alex Hirsch
Places (in order of appearance): Computer Room, The Classroom, The Athletic Field, The Field, Strong Sad's Room, The King of Town's Castle, Marzipan's House, House of Strong, Strong Mad's Room, Playground, Recording Studio
Computer: Lappier
Date: Friday, April 1, 2022
Running Time: 10:00
Page Title: Get the droops!
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check my wha, then you can {rhythmic mumbles}
S to the Bad,
I'm about to become a Dad but I don't know the
first thing about raising a kid. Do you have
any tips or suggestions on how best to care for
a baby?
Mike
Riverview, FL
{Strong Bad reads "S to the Bad" as "Stothe Bad" and "FL" as "for life".}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Don't sweat it, Mike. You're already on the right track by coming to me first. Instead of, ya know, like, your parents or a medical professional or any number of {text begins to become smaller as his voice gets quieter} non-email checking wrestlemen. {clears screen} And while I'm no dad meself, I actually do have some expertise on the subject. Turns out we all had to try out some child rearing in one of the nebulous health classes {The "health classes" text becomes wavy, distorted and starts to grow. Th entire screen dims except the area around those words, while various "spooky" sound effects play. Traffic sounds also play. Eventually, the words and screen return to normal with a "pop" sound effect, and Strong Bad continues} that we for some reason allow Coach Z to teach us.
{Cut to a panning shot of Marzipan, Homestar and Strong Bad looking questioningly at bags of banana pudding.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} We were all given sammich bags full of banana puddin' to take care of as practice for raisin' a baby.
COACH Z: All right, potential parental units, you all have your R.H.B's, or as we in the medical field call ‘em: “Real Human Babies”. Now, the next 18 to 35 years o' yer life will revolve around keepin' this thing alive-slash-in a wi-fi hotspot.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- Alex Hirsch, creator of the Disney Channel show Gravity Falls, appears in the scene with Homestar in the recording studio.
- This email's release was also announced in a Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter update:
It has been many years! Remember back in 2018 when one of the Stretch Goals in our campaign for Trogdor!! The Board Game was that we'd make a Strong Bad Email from a question submitted by our backers?
No? Neither do most folks, prolly!
Here's the original post about it:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2241235
But WE remembered and now, after 4 years, we finally finished the thang ding!
https://youtu.be/qUDejhGOG6s
Not an April Fool's Joke! Just a long-forgotten cartoon that we decided to complete!
Hope you all enjoy it! Sorry for the takelong!- The spoonerism "thang ding" was previously used by Strong Bad in too cool and Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough.
Inside References
- The email intro song first appeared on th Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3
External Links
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