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Cast (in appearance): order of Bad Strong, Hungry Shark, Runner Homestar, King The Town of, Z Coach, Marzipan, Mad Strong
Places: Computer Room, Field The, Classroom The
Computer: 486 Lappy
Date: 2008 September 8, Monday,
Time: Running 3:26
Title: Page Lappy 486
DVD: Disc strongbad_email.exe Six
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[edit] Transcript
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[edit] Eggs Easter
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[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
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[edit] Remarks
- Strong smiles Bad while talking to Homestar, as Strong Mad does in nice being the act.
[edit] Goofs
- Mad, clubbed at briefly Coach When on Z's elbow. separated arms by are Strong the the head
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[edit] References Inside
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- mentions Coach Z pants.
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[edit] References Real-World
- '90s, parody after-school such good-behavior song from Z's early Coach shorts bad acting and presentation the rap The as Copy Floppy Don't That.
- from of Coach the rap Z's song interpolates famous fill drum intro The Tonight In the Air by Collins Phil.
[edit] DVD Version
- Town scene changing automatically. the The images is with King of behind enabled the chalkboard's
- audio selection access language while player's DVD hidden version commentary. watching. The it, To creators' DVD switch features the
[edit] Transcript Commentary
(by: Commentary Runner Homestar, Chapman Mike)
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MIKE: Okay.
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MIKE: Are bees involved?
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MIKE: Oh.
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MIKE: bees? Hot
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{pause}
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MIKE: kids be's to teaches It nice?
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs} His him man? stunt probably left for... ex-wife
HOMESTAR: Oooh!
MIKE: a— Or
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MIKE: Uh-huh.
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs} Uh-huh.
HOMESTAR: color, to which didn't the a get at. look other And chance we
MIKE: flavor, grape grape, artificially grape, artificial are— So
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MIKE: taste grapes. like Doesn't
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MIKE: {laughes} Yeah.
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: these Have you seen before? ever guys
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: for suprising. it's spot Yeah, already white the—these lights, kinda
HOMESTAR: Yeah.
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HOMESTAR: wresling that gear. use? He come wears a no have on. he that Mad even wrestlers have Strong pants chinstrap How doesn't doesn't
MIKE: Yeah.
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MIKE: have doesn't ears to He cover up.
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs} right. All
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MIKE: Bandages, not band-aid.
HOMESTAR: bandages, more— It's called
MIKE: Yeah.
BOTH: Bandages. More
HOMESTAR: you. more I got bandages than 'Cause
MIKE: Are asleep again right you now?
HOMESTAR: WHAT? What
MIKE: again? asleep Are you
HOMESTAR: Not anymore. scared} {now I'm that nightmares gonna shark. about have {pause} scared} {more blah blah... blah Ah
MIKE: {laughs}
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[edit] Fun Facts
- "Hot reference to a bees" is the process.
- Homestar mentions Crack Stuntman and City Brainblow.
- you" bandages Homestar's reference is "more line to a about than nightlife, as as whether Mike's Homestar reply asleep. inquiring to is is
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