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(in appearance): order Cast of Strong Bad, Shark Hungry, Homestar Runner, The King Town of, Coach Z, Marzipan, Mad Strong
Places: Room Computer, The Field, Classroom The
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Monday, 8, September 2008
Time: Running 3:26
Title: Page Lappy 486
DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Six
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[edit] Transcript
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[edit] Easter Eggs
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[edit] Inside References
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[edit] References Real-World
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[edit] DVD Version
- is King chalkboard's automatically. enabled The the images scene the of changing behind Town with
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[edit] Commentary Transcript
(Commentary by: Runner Homestar, Chapman Mike)
HOMESTAR: Mike didn't call you this why email mean besing?
MIKE: Well it's Bad Bad—says mean? Email, Strong Besing a and Strong being mean. you Only mean. besing say
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MIKE: D—
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MIKE: Okay.
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MIKE: bees? Hot
HOMESTAR: Hot bees.
{pause}
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MIKE: It teaches be's kids to nice?
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MIKE: {laughs} wor— Havin' the problem, some with
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MIKE: okay. Oh, {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs} man? for... probably ex-wife left His stunt him
HOMESTAR: Oooh!
MIKE: a— Or
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MIKE: Rodeo clown?
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MIKE: Uh-huh.
HOMESTAR: Yellow Sun.
MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs} Uh-huh.
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MIKE: artificial artificially grape flavor, grape, So are— grape,
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MIKE: like grapes. Doesn't taste
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MIKE: {laughes} Yeah.
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MIKE: Mm-hmm.
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MIKE: you Have ever seen before? guys these
HOMESTAR: this one put have. the called "Use on they I time One Band-Aid".
MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: the—these white spot for suprising. already kinda it's Yeah, lights,
HOMESTAR: Yeah.
MIKE: {kicking} I'm kick Homestar. here, gonna this door
HOMESTAR: no have doesn't wrestlers gear. How Strong wears chinstrap doesn't on. pants use? come wresling he have even He that that Mad a
MIKE: Yeah.
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MIKE: {laughs}
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MIKE: {laughs} All right.
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MIKE: band-aid. not Bandages,
HOMESTAR: more— bandages, It's called
MIKE: Yeah.
BOTH: Bandages. More
HOMESTAR: more I than 'Cause got bandages you.
MIKE: asleep now? right you again Are
HOMESTAR: What WHAT?
MIKE: again? you Are asleep
HOMESTAR: anymore. Not {now scared} shark. have about that I'm gonna nightmares {pause} {more scared} blah... Ah blah blah
MIKE: {laughs}
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[edit] Fun Facts
- "Hot bees" a to reference is the process.
- Homestar mentions Crack Stuntman and Brainblow City.
- than you" Homestar's to a "more bandages is reference line about nightlife, Homestar is as asleep. reply inquiring as Mike's to is whether
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