User:Y3LL0wD3LL0

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F

This user has had his/her fanstuff put on the H*R Webpage.

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SBE

This user has had his/her Sbemail answered by Strong Bad.

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TOO MANY

This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

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This user WAS A MAN!

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This user is a fiercely independent woman.

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This user is male.

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This user lives in Germany.

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This user is a Frenchman.

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This user lives in California.

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This user lives in Wisconsin.

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This user lives in Alabama.

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This user lives in Kentucky.

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This user lives in Free Country, USA.

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This user lives in Jerusalem.

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This user enjoys Tandy-era emails the best.

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This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

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This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

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This user enjoys Compé-era emails the best.

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This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his/her iPod.

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This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his/her PSP.

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This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his/her DSi.

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[edit] Character Userboxes

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This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

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This user's favorite character is Strong Bad.

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This user's favorite character is The Cheat.

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This user's favorite character is Strong Sad.

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This user's favorite character is Strong Mad.

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This user's favorite character is Pom Pom.

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This user's favorite character is Marzipan.

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This user's favorite character is Coach Z.

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This user's favorite character is Bubs.

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This user's favorite character is The King of Town.

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This user's favorite character is The Poopsmith.

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This user's favorite character is Homsar.

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This user's favorite character is Trogdor.

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This user's favorite character is Stinkoman.

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This user's favorite character is Rather Dashing.

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This user's favorite character is Trogador.

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This user's favorite character is The Homestar Runner.

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This user's favorite character is Senor Cardgage.

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This user's favorite character is Marshie.

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This user's favorite character is Sterrance.

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This user's favorite character is Da Huuuuuudge.

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This user's favorite character is Frank Bennedetto.

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This user's favorite character is Nebulon.

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This user's favorite character is The Knight.

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This user's favorite character is insert character here.

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This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.

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PQ

This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

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This user likes the Old Games the best.

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This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

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This user is faster than Kid Speedy.

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This user plays Viidelectrix games.

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This user has guarded 285 ducks.

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This user has rocked out to Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

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This user has rocked out to Because, It's Midnite on Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s.

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Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.

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This user is soldier.

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This user likes to Make-O His/Her Own Stink-O(Man)!

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THIS USER IS OUTTA LINE!

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This user squished you, peasanty.

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Of course this user screamed. Who wouldn't scream at the sight of all that Pruny, shower-fresh flesh barreling right towards your moustache!.

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This user plays SBCG4AP.

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This user plays SBCG4AP on the Wii.

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This user plays SBCG4AP on a PC/MAC.

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PS3

This user plays SBCG4AP on a PS3.

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Homestar Ruiner.

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Strong Badia the Free (counting/not counting Uber-Pope).

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Baddest of the Bands.

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

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This user got Maximum Awesomeness in 8-Bit Is Enough.

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This user plays Poker Night at the Inventory on a PC/Mac.

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This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

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This user's favorite Chapman is Mike.

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This user's favorite Chapman is Missy.

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This user's favorite Chapman is Jackie.

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This user's favorite Chapman is Donnie.

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This user's favorite Chapman is Don.

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This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

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This user loves Marzipan's Answering Machine.

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This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

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This user loves Cheat Commandos.

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This user loves 20X6.

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This user loves Old-Timey Toons.

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This user loves Puppet Stuff.

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This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons.

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This user's favorite Limozeen bandmate is Larry.

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[edit] Toon Userboxes

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This user's favorite toon is insert title.

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The first toon this user ever saw was insert title.

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[edit] Fun Userboxes

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MEH

This user can understand Cheat Talk.

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LP

This user wears long pants.

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SH

This user wears shorts.

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This user will get Eh Steve!.

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This user likes to wear swee-atshirts.

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This user is a Communist Fool.

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This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

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Homsar's words of wisdom: "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local Leroy!"

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The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"

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Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "Let the little childrens go."

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This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

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This user can make it on his/her own.

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This user enjoys watching The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular!

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This user is prepared to send you his/her weight in free sign up CDs.

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This user is playing better video games.

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This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

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LOL

This user is funny.

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This user's got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

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This user can play the guitar.

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This user plays mining games.

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This user has more than two prablems.

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This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

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This user is a member of The Municipality.

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This user is SO GOOD!

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This user doesn't like his/her style bitten.

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This user thinks the nightly nacho cheese masks are not working.

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This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

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This user is on the mooooooon!

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This user is Super Brave!!

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This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

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This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy.

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This user could use a dollar, he/she could use a couple bucks.

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This user is squirrel left-handed.

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This user is a member of Strong Mad's Posse.

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This user also thinks Firebert is not a good Commando name.

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If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

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This user wants to be the guy too.

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ga-ga

This user is enrolled at Diaper School.

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Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

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This user has all types of crazy crap.

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This user is holy-crap-adorable!

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If this user had thumbs, he'd/she'd be sticking them up his/her armpits right now.

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This user is making out with Sweet Lady Freedom.

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This user plays Nintendo with Moses Malone.

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This user keeps cool with Monkey D's Summer Tips.

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This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

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This user is Hazardous to your Health.

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This user is not willing to sever his/her leg, but he/she would like to try a combo meal.

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This user has caught a Europa-pean Lobster with a water rocket.

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This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his/her cell phone!

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This user is awesome singing backwards metal.

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This user likes cloth.

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This user can play the drum!

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This user will give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

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This user is less than B.

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This user is a member of the On Point Kings

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This user mourns the loss of the old paper.

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This user supports Pistols for Pandas.

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This user was affected by the Dry Pencil Scare of '47.

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This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

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This user is a latitude snob.

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This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

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This user has a secret handshake.

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This user's rubbing ointment costs fifty bucks a tube.

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This user was burninated by Trogdor.

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This user wears glasses.

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The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

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This user can count to G!

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That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!

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There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...

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This user is The Great.

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This user misses Original Bubs.

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This user doesn't really even care about you.

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This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.

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This user likes to splo stuff up.

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This user does not play with 2 many knives.

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Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

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This user has to save his/her weird accent!

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This user can play the violin.

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This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.

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This user is doing The Cheat's taxes.

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This user comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas.

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This user is a biscuit head.

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This user takes battle axe lessons at the rec center.

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This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

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This user is a Deletehead.

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Just then, this user traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.

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This user has a good time with bread.

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This user doesn't like Nebulon's style.

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This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!

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This user plays on the keyboards.

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This user has an embarrassing tan-line.

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This user needs you to get out of here, Wretched Simmons!

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This user is imagining why on Earth he/she can't get ye flask!

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This user eats melty candy bars straight from the bag.

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This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

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This user is a member of the Strong Badia Emperialist Awesomnessist Party.

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This user is a member of the Bleak House Depressive Constitutional Monarchist Party.

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This user is a member of the The Cheat and Tirerea secessionist unionist Powered By The Cheat...ist Party.

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This user is a member of the Concessionstan Neutralist Commonwealthist Black Marketist Party.

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This user is a member of the Country WhateverpartyCountryhas Party.

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This user is a member of the Homsar Reservation Tomato Salad on the Loose Party.

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This user is a member of The East Homezipan Fruit Declaring Party.

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This user downloads a lot of fonts.

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This user spends a lot of time in the sandbox.

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This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.

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This user has taken the Challenge of the Crystal Shards.

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This user's life is a joke.

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This user wears a bowler hat.

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This user already did some writin' today.

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This user wants you to get your own!

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This user has put his/her weight on it!

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This user is an expanded universe character.

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This user has shanked ______'s jenga ship.

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This user's jenga ship has been shanked by ______.

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This user has too much time on his/her hands.

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This user sees the goat as half-dead.

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This user sees the goat as half-alive.

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This user Graduated at CGNU.

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This user has killed people's legs for terrible road-trip inside jokes.

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This user will TELL you what he thinks of the ENGLISH.

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This user is not really break dancing.

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On a Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition Sandwich?!!.

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This user's gunk is plenty ill already.

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This user's paunch does not smell!

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This user is a member of the Wet Knee Gumption Club.

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This user is a member of the Council Against Paint Daubs.

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This user submitted a costume to the Halloween Contests.

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This user submitted a pumpkin to the Halloween Contests.

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Costume

This user has been on a Halloween costume commentary.

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Punkin

This user has been on the Punkin Show.

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Contest

This user has won the Halloween Contest.

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This user has the ball at the top of the key.

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This user thinks the Zubs and Coach B project is pretty hilarious.

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This user can see you from there.

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Thix uxer can't underxtand a word that you're xaying!

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This user has his/her lazors set on stun because he/she has to stun you just to get his/her point through.

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This user is a visitor from an alternate universe!

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This user is revamped for the nineties!

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This user is a painted twashcan.

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This user reads Ron Planet.

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Oh, and this user was totally there and not at Applebee's! Good Shot, John—Jimmy!

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THIS USER IS BEHIND THE FREAKIN’ BOX!

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[edit] Store Userboxes

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This user owns a Homestar Running T-shirt.

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This user owns a Bubs T-shirt.

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This user owns a Lil Brudder T-shirt.

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This user owns a Stinkoman T-shirt.

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This user owns a Stinkoman blue ringer T-shirt.

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This user owns a Scalding Lake T-shirt.

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This user owns a Strong Bad Head T-shirt.

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This user owns a Marzipan T-shirt.

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This user owns a Strong Sad T-shirt.

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This user owns a Black Trogdor T-shirt.

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This user owns a White Trogdor T-shirt.

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This user owns a Duck T-shirt.

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This user owns a Strong Bad T-shirt.

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This user owns a Strong Bad Zone T-shirt.

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This user owns a Navy The Cheat T-shirt.

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This user owns a Red The Cheat T-shirt.

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This user owns a Homestar Runner T-shirt.

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This user owns a Cheat Commandos T-shirt.

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This user owns a Teen Girl Squad T-shirt.

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This user owns a White Homestar Runner T-shirt.

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This user owns a Star T-shirt.

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This user owns a Homsar T-shirt.

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This user owns a Coach Z T-shirt.

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This user owns a Limozeen T-shirt.

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This user owns a Trogdor polo shirt.

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This user owns a Strong Bad polo shirt.

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This user owns a White Homestar Classic T-shirt.

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This user owns a Bear Holding a Shark T-shirt.

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This user owns a Support the Municipality T-Shirt.

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This user owns a Get Ye Flask T-Shirt.

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This user owns a Homestar's 10th anniversary T-Shirt.

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This user owns a Senor Cardgage T-shirt.

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This user owns a Pistols for Pandas T-shirt.

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This user owns a You Reek-A! T-shirt.

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This user owns a sloshy T-shirt.

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This user owns a Wind-up Homestar T-shirt.

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This user owns an Eh! Steve! T-shirt.

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This user owns a Bad Graphics Ghost T-shirt.

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This user owns a Thnikkaman Shirt.

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This user owns a 4 Gregs Shirt.

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This user owns a Five-Dor T-shirt.

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[edit] Baby Clothes

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This user owns a Baby Trogdor Onesie.

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This user owns a Poopsmith Onesie.

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This user owns a Teeny Tiny Girl Squad Onesie.

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[edit] Hooded Sweatshirts

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This user owns a Trodgor hoodie.

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This user owns a Homestar Runner hoodie.

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This user owns a Strong Bad hoodie.

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This user owns a The Cheat hoodie.

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This user owns a Teen Girl Squad hoodie.

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This user owns a It's A Homestar Runner Original hoodie.

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[edit] Accessories

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This user owns a Homestar Runner hat.

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This user owns a Strong Bad hat.

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This user owns a Trogdor hat.

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This user owns a Homestar Runner beanie.

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This user owns a Strong Bad beanie.

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This user owns a Trogdor beanie.

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This user owns a [character] messenger bag.

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This user owns a Teen Girl Squad tote bag.

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This user owns a Green Cheat tote bag.

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[edit] Toys

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This user owns a Kick The Cheat.

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This user owns Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines.

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This user owns Set 2 of the Collectible Figurines.

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This user owns Cheat Commandos figurines.

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This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1.

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This user owns Everything Else, Volume 2.

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This user owns Everything Else, Volume 3.

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This user owns strongbad_email.exe.

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This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

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This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Five.

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This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Six.

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This user has preordered/owns the SBCG4AP Collector's DVD.

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This user owns the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

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This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

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This user owns every freakin' DVD!

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[edit] 2-Dimensional Stuff

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This user owns the Trogdor Poster.

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This user owns the Everybody Everybody Poster.

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This user owns the Homestar and Strong Bad Poster.

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This user owns the Patches.

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This user owns the Static Clings.

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This user owns the Bumper Stickers.

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This user owns the 2010 Calendar.

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This user owns the 2011 Calendar.

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[edit] Freebies

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This user owns the Coaster.

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This user owns the Trogdor Sticker.

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This user owns the Teen Girl Squad Sticker.

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This user owns the Homestar Keychain.

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This user owns the Stop Sign Keychain.

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My name is Steve. I was born on 10/23/97. I'm a nerd living in Kentucky. That's right, I'm a nerd. And proud of it. I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and of course HomestarRunner.net "it's dot com!" My IRC nicks are DeFender1031, D-Fender1031, and D-Fender.

[edit] My personal favorites

H*R Universe Quote: STRONG MAD: GIRLS ARE CONFUSING! 

Old Toon: Bug In Mouth Disease Old Short: The Interview

[edit] My current status With The Ladies

Let's have a mawwiage... Let's have a mawwiage license.

[edit] What I would look like as a video game

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[edit] My bottom 10

10. People who apologize when they didn't do anything wrong. Under this category also falls people who thank you for like, sending them a file that you asked for help with.

9. People who claim that a kilobyte is 1,000 bytes. It's actually 1,024. Most storage device manufacturers do this, and it really bugs me. My 200 gigabyte Hard drive is only 189 gigabytes because of this fact.

8. People who claim that you need a full 4.7 gigabytes to store DVD quality video.

A DVD can only hold 4.4 gigabytes (see my 9th worst thing) 

DVDs tend to encode the black bars around the screen, rather than just encoding them as blank space.

DVDs tend to have large encoding formats. Using x264, one can get a full length movie down to 700 megabytes at near perfect quality, and 1.2 gigabytes is enough for lossless quality.

7. Those Fake message notifications that some people have on their pages.

6. People who need to note every little reference or spelling correction or underscore removal that they add to the wiki.

If the description of the edit is longer than the edit itself, it's really not worth noting.

5. People who act like they know everything. And when you try to prove them wrong, they: Say "look it up" as if they know better than you.

Argue semantically, attempting to change the meaning so that it still fits what they said.
Rarely do admit to being proven wrong, but if it happens, no matter how many times it happens, they'll just say "well, this is the first time you've proven me wrong."

4. Vandals

3. Girly girls. You know, the ones who are always worrying about their hair and stuff. The ones who get upset about stupid things and don't act rational.

2. Losing good friends because they have to move on. Like, if they get a job elsewhere, or get married and go to live elsewhere, or go to a different school, etc.

1. People who don't respect other peoples' opinions. Especially people who try to force their ways onto others.

[edit] Things that didn't quite make my bottom 10

Playing a video game and forgetting to save for a long time, then accidentally shutting it off and realizing that everything you did for the past day and a half is gone— WHY, LINK WHY?! They should have an autoprompt save thing that comes up every so often... like after big events such as bosses or large dungeons... instead of only when you die. Seriously, if i wasn't so darn good at the game I'd have been fine.

People who purposely type "teh" instead of "the". Putting a pot of water on the stove to boil and forgetting about it. Then it boils out and I have to start over.

Accidentally forgetting to change my keyboard language back from Hebrew before typing.

[edit] The best thing I've ever seen, done, or eaten

One of my roommates (the chef in the apartment) asked us what we wanted for dinner. I said that I didn't know. He asked "okay, let's start with how many courses you want." I said, half joking, half just not even paying attention "23", while the other two guys didn't even say anything. He pulled it off, most courses being smaller than the size of a tablespooon, AND without going to the store to get anything we didn't already have. Here was the meal:

1. Pasta with mushroom sauce 

2. Ice Pop 3. Half a cherry tomato with salt and pepper 4. Lettuce with vinegar and mustard 5. Tea 6. Hazelnut liquor 7. Fresh peach slice 8. Baked potato slice with butter and salt 9. Kiwi liquor 10. Soup nuts 11. Cookie, peanut butter optional 12. Deviled baked potato slice 13. Chocolate liquor 14. Oatmeal, maple syrup optional 15. Deviled egg 16. Rice, soy sauce optional 17. Chocolate 18. Pancake piece (basically him throwing together flour water and a lot of sugar and frying it... wasn't bad at all)

19. Cereal, lightly salted (he BSed this one) 

20. Garlic and baby corn 21. Spicy wheat grout and baby corn 22. Stewed tomato in a sweet lemon sauce (aka melted popsicle) 23. Ice cream

I actually learned a lot about cooking, and it was a heck of a lot of fun.

[edit] different wiki

Make the wiki different, eh, Steven?

Weeeeeellllll

The trolls they'd go away (Goodbye!)
All the good users would stay
And to do a search of page history
Would be as easy to do as a search for The Fat Bee (AND PEA!) (And pee.) 

And images would be uploaded with a descriptive summary (With links to the toon it's from!) (I know!)

People would give away barnstars that were chocolate hundred-dollar bills (Image-ation chocolate!)

And every single user
would choose to recieve e-mails (Or at least there'd be some system to communicate privately)

And every change would be a good edit! (Check it out, yo!)

And Dot com would get his due credit! (Thank you!)
And the fan base wouldn't change at all,
'Cept it wouldn't be so small (Two, three, four.) 

And this little weird page

Though it's true, it still annoys me
Because of how it gets used
You know, in a "to be discussed"
When people just say "this page is a spoon" (DaAaAa, I'm sick of hearing that!)

[edit] Current Thoughts I AM living a lie... and G-d knows I would LOVE cash back. — February 18, 2009 GIRLS ARE CONFUSING! — July 6th, 2009 I guess I just don't understaaand the ladies! — July 18th, 2010 MARRY MEEE. MARRY MEEEE! MARRY MEEEEE! MARRY MEEEEEEE!! — May 11th, 2011

[edit] My Contributions to the Wiki

Most of what I do is gnome work. I tend to add facts or appearances to pages here and there. I read all recent changes. This is to the point where, if I was away for a day or two, I check for my last edit and open a new tab for each page starting from the earliest change to it and go through its history. In addition, some notable things that I have done include:

I created and wrote most of: Sugar 

Showering Note To Self: Cheesed Off (Thanks to Bluebry for the idea.) Grapes Pork (Yes, I KNOW I'm Jewish, I still made Pork, okay?) Reg Having the Ball Identity Confusion Waste of X (2000th page on the wiki, big round numbers ftw!) Shakespeare Eyepatches Mortal Kombat The Arctic Cows Bafroom Pumpkins Grocery Lists

I wrote most of the transcript for DNA Evidence. (Thanks to Super Martyo Brother for the beginning part.)

I suggested and helped clean up Cheese. (Thanks to SantanaHomerunner for starting it up.)
I cleaned up Tofu. 

I added the costume lists to the four Halloween costume commentaries. I cleaned up Emails Taken in a Different Direction. I cleaned up Coach Z#Coach Z's "more than two problems". I transcribed licensed. I began the transcript for Teen Girl Squad Issue 14. I cleaned up the Glossary. I recreated and cleaned up Strong Sad's Death. I had the original idea for Singular Instead of Plural. I started a project for cleaning up image summaries. I wrote the first half of the transcript for Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 and cleaned up the second half.

I suggested and began 0 and implemented it in cleanup of Ages of Characters.
I cleaned up and proposed the new scope for what eventually became Throwing Bricks.

[edit] Some Haikus

[edit] Wiki Related

Vandals bother me. Why don't they just go away? Somebody block them.

Editing pages. Late into the night I sit. I should be asleep.

A bad talk page post. About plot, not page content. Take it to forum.

Bored out of my mind. Clicking random, reading page. Edit where needed.

I have work to do. Wiki's more interesting. Guess my work will wait.

[edit] Character Bios Turned Haiku

As dumb as the wall. Underbite and arms unseen. Is he wearing pants? — Homestar Runner

Wrestleman supreme, Answers emails from viewers. Types with boxing gloves. — Strong Bad

Furry animal. Kicked around by wrestleman. So glad he's not dead. — The Cheat

Large, loud, square muscle. Vocabulary lacking. No volume control. — Strong Mad

Miserably depressed. Has feet of an elephant. Gray body, white face. — Strong sad

Big fat yellow blob. Martial arts skills are unmatched. Gets all the hot chicks. — Pom Pom

She's the only girl. Dates Homestar when she feels like. She isn't a broom. — Marzipan

More than two problems. Lives in gym, drinks Listerine. Green jumpsuit, clown feet. — Coach Z

Lovable vendor. Sells all types of crazy crap. Also Thnikkaman. — Bubs

Eating tons of stuff. Has Poopsmith, reasons unknown. Heart shaped like a ham. — The King of Town

Shoveling whatsit. Has taken vow of silence. Smells like a crapsmith. — The Poopsmith

Non-sequiter champ. Magical hat will amuse. It's the secret guy. — Homsar

Freaking marshmallow. Frightens a lot of children. Made from the best stuff. — Marshie

Every Halloween. Summoned by organ jingle. Serious problems. — The Goblin

No one likes his style. Alien from outer space. Sound effect distinct. — Nebulon

Many combolations. Creepy guy from down the street. Prescribes marriages. — Senor Cardgage

20X6. Big eyes, blue hair, robot boots. Asks for a challenge. — Stinkoman

Cool shades, private eye. Always works with Renaldo. Gonna have to jump. — Dangeresque

Attracts some cute boys. Leads the girls to their demise. Loves Vamlumtimes day. — Cheerleader

Overachiever. Imagined Brett Bretterson. Polite and boring. — So and So

Often excluded. Had her license for a year. Long pants and T-shirt. — What's Her Face

Crush on every boy. FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED. Listens to pinebark. — The Ugly One

Man with the huge mouth. Never a good sign to see. Kills off all teen girls. — Arrow'd Guy

Leads the commandos. Actually has a gun. Voiced by Crack Stuntman — Gunhaver

Not a commando. Would be a good mission guy. Never had pizza. — Reynold

Bad British accent. Needs to shave, can't take the heat. Dresses like Rambo. — Fightgar

Rhymes are his domain. He's that guy that flies that plane. Wears a dog tag chain. — Crackotage

Same size as the rest. Helmet b/w microphone. Silent, but deadly. — Silent Rip

Speaks in Cheat noises. Not a good commando name. Does demolitions. — Firebert

Likes to say "Hey guys". Wears Justice Rocket Backpack. Comes in when needed. — Reinforcements

He's in charge of stuff. Might be the leader, might not. Decorated vest. — Flashfight

Red ninja outfit. Enjoys ambrosia salad. Limited offer. — Ripberger

Take heavy losses. We got like fifty of them. Could use air support. — Green Helmets

Cares for his Nana. Blue Laser's evil leader. Fan-freaking-tastic. — Blue Laser Commander

Dragon shaped like S. Burninating the peasants. He comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! — Trogdor

Talks in gibberish. Sweet Cuppin' helicopter. Tries to get The Worm. — Sherlock

Chased by The Wheelchair. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes scene stealer. Name is his catchphrase. — Eh! Steve!

[edit] funny stuff

This section is for miscellaneous things that I find funny. This edit was made only 4 days before he actually became one. This revert was made a week before Page Load Error actually came out.

[edit] Favorite Quotes

[edit] Star Wars

"I have a bad feeling about this"

-Every Star Wars Character EVER 

"Size matters not."

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
-Master Yoda

"No, I am your father."

-Darth Vader(I felt it was necessary to include this because people so often misquote it.)

[edit] Space Balls

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

-Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?"
-Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become."
-Dark Helmet

[edit] Zero Wing

"All your base are belong to us."

"You have no chance to survive, make your time."
-Cats

"Take off every zig, for great justice."

-Captain

[edit] Random Assorted Nerdy Things (or RANTS)

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, and all my base are belong to you."
-Think Geek

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"

-Linux enthusiasts

"I just realized that all of my quotes are super-nerdy."

-Me

[edit] Mixed Metaphors, Jumbled Statements, and Other Takeoffs on Popular Phrases

"That'll open up a real can of Pandora's boxes"

"Tear through it like a hot knife through tissue paper"
"The seeds have been planted, now all we need to do is wait for the tree to spread its wings and fly away."
"It's like the blind arguing with the color blind about how red the sky is."
-Me

"Up a paddle without a creek"

"We give you just enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot"
"We'll burn that bridge as we cross it"
-Insane Coder

"To be away is well and good, but home is where the dog is."

-My dog's facebook account, aka. me (I really have no life)

"Yeah I'm squealing, that's the sound you make when your best friend takes a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes!"

-Shawn Hunter, Boy Meets World

"There are plenty more fish in the skillet."

-A friend of mine