8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Um... vanilla? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Um... vanilla? | ||
:'''COPY PROTECTOR:''' Nice try, hot shot. No dice. ''{The projector image changes back to the Peasant's Quest title screen.}'' | :'''COPY PROTECTOR:''' Nice try, hot shot. No dice. ''{The projector image changes back to the Peasant's Quest title screen.}'' | ||
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| + | ===Space Circus Catastrophe=== | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Space Circus Catastrophe''? No way am I going in there. Those evil space clowns are BAD NEWS, man. I ''love'' those performing bears though! | ||
| + | :''{Oddly enough, a performing bear jumped out of the portal.}'' | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Down boy, down! | ||
| + | :''{The bear vanishes.}'' | ||
| + | :'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' PERFORMING BEAR has joined your party! | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, he's already gotten attached. Now I gotta keep him. | ||
| + | :{{short hr}} | ||
| + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Space Circus Catastrophe''? No way am I going in there. Those evil space clowns are BAD NEWS, man. | ||
===Videlectrix Halfathlon=== | ===Videlectrix Halfathlon=== | ||
Revision as of 18:28, 16 December 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Videlectrix Mainframe in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Videlectrix Mainframe
On arrival
- {The usual Videlectrix start-up sequence can be seen on screen, with Strong Bad replacing the Videlectrix Mascot in doing the routine of falling and looking up at the logo.}
- STRONG BAD: I'm up! Nobody saw that! It's cool!
- {The hub then materializes.}
- STRONG BAD: {surprised} Whoa... what IS this place? It's like... every cool videogame ever made, all in one place! Am I... in Heaven?
- HOMESTAR: {quickly materializes near Strong Bad} Hey, Strong Bad!
- STRONG BAD: {faces Homestar} No, clearly NOT Heaven.
- HOMESTAR: Word on the street is you're trying to take down this Trogdor character.
- STRONG BAD: {irritated} That's right, Homestar. You were there when I said it out loud twice.
- HOMESTAR: Shhh! Never know who might be listening! I hear there's a regular Trogdor-killing expert inside Peasantry. {shifts near the Peasant's Quest portal} Fella by the name of Rather Dashing. Tell him the H-Star Man sent you. {vanishes}
Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder
- STRONG BAD: "Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder"? That's the game The Cheat was wanting to play in my bedroom! I wonder if it's any less lame when you see it on the inside.
- {He does the sprite transformations and goes through the portal}
Peasant's Quest
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: {excited} "Peasant's Quest"? You mean I get to go inside the best-selling video computer TV game of all time?
- COPY PROTECTOR: Beyond this door, a world of short-panted adventure awaits! Are you ready to experience the realm of Peasantry first hand?
- STRONG BAD: {still excited} Ready?!? I've only been waiting for this for like my entire life!
- COPY PROTECTOR: Then let's do this. But first: thou must answer mine riddle! What is PAUL REVERE's favorite ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} What?!? What kind of question is that? Who are you, anyway?
- COPY PROTECTOR: I am the Copy Protector! {An image of a code wheel shows up in place of the Peasant's Quest title screen.} Use the code wheel and InvisiGlasses™ to aid you on your quest. {The wheel materialises underneath Strong Bad's feet.} The answer is on page 38 of your manual.
Copy Protector → Peasant's Quest Manual
- STRONG BAD: Manual? This game is like a billion years old. I don't have the manual!
- COPY PROTECTOR: Then thou art screwed.
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} You don't need a manual, Strong Bad! Isn't that Spirits of 76 game back at your house? All you gots to do is figure out what Paul Revere's ghost looks like. Why don't you just go see him in person? {vanishes}
Copy Protector → Code Wheel
- STRONG BAD: What am I supposed to do with that giant wheel thing?
- COPY PROTECTOR: 'Tis all very simple. Rotate the wheel to match up the Videlectrix character with the item he holds in the game, like it's shown in page 38 of your manual! Then use the included InvisiGlasses to read the answer to mine riddle.
Copy Protector → InvisiGlasses
- STRONG BAD: How am I supposed to get some InvisiGlasses™? They haven't made those since "Thy Dungeonman 0: No Text Edition".
- COPY PROTECTOR: Then thou art well and truly doomed. The secret art of looking at things through red translucent cellophane has been lost to the mists of time.
Copy Protector → Ice Cream
- STRONG BAD: I've got the answer to that riddle.
- COPY PROTECTOR: Layeth it on me.
Copy Protector → Ice Cream → Ice Cream
- STRONG BAD: {confused} Um... vanilla?
- COPY PROTECTOR: Nice try, hot shot. No dice. {The projector image changes back to the Peasant's Quest title screen.}
Space Circus Catastrophe
- STRONG BAD: Space Circus Catastrophe? No way am I going in there. Those evil space clowns are BAD NEWS, man. I love those performing bears though!
- {Oddly enough, a performing bear jumped out of the portal.}
- STRONG BAD: No! Down boy, down!
- {The bear vanishes.}
- ON-SCREEN TEXT: PERFORMING BEAR has joined your party!
- STRONG BAD: Awww, he's already gotten attached. Now I gotta keep him.
- STRONG BAD: Space Circus Catastrophe? No way am I going in there. Those evil space clowns are BAD NEWS, man.
Videlectrix Halfathlon
- STRONG BAD: The Videlectrix Halfathlon. Featuring the finest top-tier Soviet athletes that Videlectrix could afford to licence. Sounds halfathed, all right.
- {He does the sprite transformations and goes through the portal}
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