8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)
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Revision as of 08:38, 17 December 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Halfathlon in 8-Bit Is Enough.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Halfathlon
On arrival
- {Strong Bad transforms back from the Secret Collect sprite that he was when he entered the portal back to his regular self. And the first figure he saw was Coach Z being attacked by scorpions, with a health bar above his head.}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, Coach Z!
- COACH Z: {panicked} Strong Bad! Get the-
- {The scorpions finished him off, causing him to faint. A "Continue" prompt appears above him.}
- STRONG BAD: Man, that looked like it hurt! I gotta do that again.
Checkpoint
- STRONG BAD: Hey, what's this do? {touches the Checkpoint}
- {A box labelled "CHECKPOINT!! YOU ARE CARRYING:" and the player's current inventory is shown on screen.}
- STRONG BAD: {puzzled} Checkpoint?
- {A vine appears above the lava pit.}
- STRONG BAD: Sure wish I had one of those last week when The Cheat dared me to drink all that drain cleaner. {touches the Checkpoint, causing the Checkpoint box to appear} Keep on checkin' my points, checkpoint.
Coach Z
- {First time only}
- {Coach Z gets revived, with a quarter of his health being restored. The scorpions continued to attack him.}
- STRONG BAD: As I was saying-
- COACH Z: {interrupts} Strong Bad! Don't let-
- {The scorpions caused him to faint again. The "Continue" prompt reforms.}
- STRONG BAD: Hmm. That looked painful.
- {Coach Z gets revived, with a quarter of his health being restored. The scorpions continued to attack him.}
- COACH Z: Why do you keep-
- {The scorpions defeated Coach Z... again.}
- COACH Z: Ohhhh... {faints}
- {The "Continue" prompt reforms.}
- STRONG BAD: {amused} Heh. I could do this all day.
Ice Floe
- STRONG BAD: Ah, the obligatory ice level. Less friction, more penguins.
Penguins
- STRONG BAD: {jumps across the Ice Floe using the penguins' heads} Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Pool of Lava
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Coach Z really went hardcore on the track. Can't wait to see Homestar swimming laps in that pool of lava.
- HOMESTAR: {pops up, determined} Put me in, coach! That pool of acid took me by surprise, but I got this lava thing under control! It's all mental, you see. {vanishes}
- STRONG BAD: YOU'RE all mental.
- STRONG BAD: Ah, the obligatory lava level.
Scorpion
- STRONG BAD: Man, those scorpions look angry! If they only had more pixels, you could see the venom dripping from their tiny pinchers.
Strong Mad
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey there, Gigantor.
- STRONG MAD: I PUT SHOT!
- HOMESTAR: {pops up, excited} Oh boy oh boy! Strong Bad, I'm too embarassed. Could you get me an autograph?
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} An autograph? It's just Strong Mad.
- HOMESTAR: That's not just any Strong Mad! He's been possessed by the 8-bit spirit of Putchnya Shotski, honorable mention shotput semi-finalist of the 1982 Winter Olympics! He's my greatest sports hero... that Videlectrix could afford to licence! {vanishes}
- {Second time only}
- STRONG BAD: I always suspected there was a Soviet shotputter trapped inside Strong Mad's body. So, big guy... wanna join my party to save the world from Trogdor?
- STRONG MAD: I PUT SHOT! I WIN TROPHY!
- STRONG BAD: {lowers his head} Dang.
- STRONG BAD: Aw, c'mon. Whaddaya need a trophy for?
- STRONG MAD: I PUT SHOT! I WIN TROPHY!
- STRONG BAD: {irritated} All right, geez. Don't get your sports bra in a bundle!
Trophy → Strong Mad
- STRONG BAD: Alrighty, Comrade Shotski. On behalf of the Videlectrix Gaming Association... {gets out the trophy} ...I present to you this trophy for Superior Halfathery in the Videlectrix Halfathlon.
- {Homestar pops up and sings a fanfare in the background.}
- STRONG MAD: {joyfully} PUT SHOT SHOT PUT TROPHY!!! SOLZHENITSYN!!! GLASNOST!!!
- STRONG BAD: {impatiently} Yeah, yeah, ich bin ein donut. Are you joining my party or what?
- STRONG MAD: DA! DA! {vanishes}
- ON-SCREEN TEXT: STRONG MAD has joined your party!
Trophy
- STRONG BAD: That was easier than I thought. {takes the trophy} I wonder why Strong Mad didn't just come over and take it himself.
- STRONG MAD: I PUT SHOT!
- HOMESTAR: {pops up} He's been concentratin' on his shotput game, at the expense of his vine-swingin' and penguin-hoppin' performance. Let's hope that doesn't hurt him in the finals! {vanishes}
Vine
- {First time only}
- {Strong Bad swings across the lava pit and lands safely at the other side.}
- STRONG BAD: And he sticks the landing! U-S-A! U-S-A!
- STRONG BAD: Alzee-oup! {swings across the lava}
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