Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Can we go back home now? | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Can we go back home now? | ||
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Is this going to take much longer? | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Is this going to take much longer? | ||
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'''When choosing to speak to him''' | '''When choosing to speak to him''' | ||
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Can't we go home? It's hot and I think I accidentally drank some of the water. | :'''STRONG SAD:''' Can't we go home? It's hot and I think I accidentally drank some of the water. | ||
Revision as of 19:30, 2 October 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Homsar Reservation in Strong Badia the Free.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
When arriving for the first time
{Strong Bad casually walks onto the scene, with Strong Sad already there standing near a black trunk.}
- STRONG SAD: Why'd we come to the Homsar Reservation? Even I think this place is boring, and they don't even speak our language!
- STRONG BAD: It IS a barren land, yes, which is I, Baron Von Flexmypecs, need to conquer it.
- STRONG SAD: {distressed} Can't we just go around? I wanna go home... {whining} ...pudding...
- STRONG BAD: {distracted and surprised} Look ho! A floating man! I'll move in closer, and convince him to join the bad guys.
Strong Sad
When exploring the scene
- STRONG SAD: Can we go back home now?
- STRONG SAD: Is this going to take much longer?
When choosing to speak to him
- STRONG SAD: Can't we go home? It's hot and I think I accidentally drank some of the water.
- STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Shut - up.
Strong Sad → Homsar
- STRONG BAD: You're my cultural advisor. What can you tell me about this weird job and his gravity-defying ways?
- STRONG SAD: It's all a mystery! Some say ancient astronauts may have left him here! Or... abandoned him, as the case may be.
- STRONG BAD: Can't you tell me anything useful about the Homsar people?
- STRONG SAD: Archeologists have been digging up ancient Homsartifacts for years, and they've only learnt two things: They're weird and they talk funny.
Strong Sad → Speech Bubble
- STRONG BAD: Can you understand what the natives are saying?
- STRONG SAD: Of course not! Nobody's ever been able to decipher the Homsar language! Archeologists believe a combination of ancient artifacts may be the key... {starts speaking very slowly} but no one's ever found them. {speaks normally and slightly annoyed} Didn't you learn ANYTHING in your post-Strong Badian-secession history classes? That I held in my room in a little tent I made out of my sheets?
- STRONG BAD: I don't study history, friend. I MAKES it.
- STRONG BAD: We'll never get out of here until you help me translate what this goon's saying.
- HOMSAR: Daaaaaahhhhh, I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!
- STRONG BAD: I told you, Strong Bad! Nobody's EVER been able to translate Homsar's quote-unquote "language". Archeologists believe a combination of ancient artifacts may be the key... {starts speaking very slowly} but no one's ever found them.
Strong Sad → Cold One
- STRONG BAD: Man, it's hotter than Strong Mad's armpit cleavage up in this place. I could really use a cold one. Or even a tepid one.
- STRONG SAD: Don't remind me! I already drank everything in the canteen!
- STRONG BAD: {frustrated} You DRANK the WATER? But it can cause dysentery, giardia, the vapors, catarr, lybia, mozambique...
- STRONG SAD: And inflammation of the pretendix! {concerned} I can already feel a rumble in my tumble...
Strong Sad → Thermometer
- STRONG BAD: Are you feeling okay, Strong Sad? A-you don't look so good.
- STRONG SAD: {worried} I know I'm gonna get sick! It's acute aphasic pretendicitis!
- STRONG BAD: You made that up.
- STRONG SAD: No I didn't! I drank the water! My pretendix is probably swelled up like a fully-satiated vampire's blood sac!
- STRONG BAD: "Acute aphasic pretendicitis?" What are the symptoms of this made-up disease you think you got?
- STRONG SAD: First you get a really high fever, then you start shaking uncontrollably. They say if it gets really bad, you can't even understand language! {shocked} My prose! What'll happen to my award-winning prose?
- STRONG BAD: {thinking aloud to himself} Hmmm... how can these completely made up facts become useful to me?
- STRONG SAD: I don't know! I don't want to have surgery in this backwards country!
- STRONG BAD: Tell me again: How can you tell if you've got this cute, made-up -icitis?
- STRONG SAD: First you get a really high fever, then you start shaking uncontrollably. In the worst stages, you can't even understand language!
Fake Sword → Strong Sad
- STRONG SAD: Hey! My LARPing sword! Give that back!
- STRONG BAD: {puts the sword back into Hammerspace} Sorry, Dumpenheimer. I still need it.
Strong Bad doll → Strong Sad
{Strong Bad sneaks up behind Strong Sad and taps his left shoulder, putting the Clockwork Strong Bad doll in Strong Sad's fanny pack.}
- STRONG SAD:{shaking and stuttering} I c-can't st-top sh-shak-king!
- CLOCKWORK STRONG BAD:Jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly...
- {Strong Sad symptom is triggered.}
After first symptom
- STRONG SAD: {cautious} I hope I'm not coming down with something...
After second symptom
- STRONG SAD: That can't be good. Does Homsar even know what a hospital is?
After third symptom
- STRONG SAD: It's pretendicitis! I knew it! I got to find a doctor! Medic!
{Circle wipe, Strong Sad walks in.}
- STRONG BAD: That was quick.
- STRONG SAD: Turns out they've got subsidized healthcare here. And they let me keep my pretendix in a jar!
- STRONG BAD: Awww man, no fair! I've been trying to have my pancreas jarred up for years!
{Strong Sad's pretendix (organ in a jar) is placed where the first aid kit used to be.}
First aid kit
- {Strong Bad reaches for the first aid kit}
- STRONG SAD: Don't touch that! It's a delicate medical instrumènt!
- {Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}
- STRONG SAD: You can't be too careful, traveling in foreign lands.
- STRONG SAD: Cut it out, Strong Bad!
{Strong Sad takes out the thermometer, puts it in his mouth, and places it back in the kit.}
Lighter → First aid kit
{Strong Bad lights the lighter and holds the flame to the tip of the thermometer. Strong Sad takes out the thermometer and puts it in his mouth, then removes it.} STRONG SAD: {shouts} I'm burning up! According to this thermomateur, my skin should be melting off!
- {Strong Sad symptom is triggered.}
Mysterious bush
- {Strong Bad reaches into the bush; the Homsar Reservation flag appears on the screen.}
- STRONG BAD: Hey, it's a souvenir war flag from the Homsar nation! {grandly} The flag of a proud, weird person, rich with proud, weird tradition.
- STRONG BAD: That bush doesn't really seem all that mysterious anymore.
Lighter → Mysterious Bush
- STRONG BAD: Speak to me, O burning bush!
{sets the bush on fire}
- HOMSAR: {offscreen} AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!
After setting it on fire
- STRONG BAD: Any more words of wisdom, wise, not-so-mysterious bush?
- HOMSAR: {offscreen} AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!
Homsar
- STRONG BAD: Greetings, floatyman! My name is called Strong Bad. {Speaking in a halting, condescending tone of voice with exaggerated hand gestures} I need--to get through--your land--so I can clean--The Of Town's--clock. Do you understand?
- HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA, I'm a knock-knock joke about jogging suits!
- STRONG BAD: I'm no linguini-ist, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't a "yes."
After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon
- STRONG BAD: What's the good word, Homsar?
- HOMSAR: {in a deep, articulate voice} Hello, Strong Bad. What's--{back to normal} a joke about jogging suits!
- STRONG BAD Whoa! Did I almost understand something Homsar just said?
Homsar → Strong Badian flag
- STRONG BAD: I think your weirdo country could really use Strong Badia's resources. Think of what you could do with our dirt! Our tire! Our superior fence-building skills!
- HOMSAR: Pucker up, Diceman! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be.
- STRONG BAD: {beat} Is that a "yes"?
- HOMSAR: AaAaA, I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!
- STRONG BAD: You've made that bountifully clear.
- STRONG BAD: Come on, Floatentate! Get on the Strong Badia train!
- HOMSAR: Pucker up, Diceman! I'm as--
- STRONG BAD: {irritated} Thanks, that's enough! ...Boy, sure hope I'm not Diceman.
Homsar → Strong Bad wearing Homsar's bowler
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar} I'm an all-expenses-paid vacation!
- HOMSAR: Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!
- STRONG BAD: Weird. I almost understood that.
After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon
- STRONG BAD: Park them candy corns up the avenue!
- HOMSAR: Sign me up -- {deep voice} talking gibberish -- {normal} Debra.
After Strong Sad complains of pretendicitis
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar} AaAaA, I broke the tip off my stipend!
- HOMSAR: Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!
- STRONG SAD: What are you doing, Strong Bad?
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar, now facing Strong Sad} AaAaA, save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
- STRONG SAD: {worried} I--I can't understand what you guys are saying!
- STRONG BAD: {imitating Homsar} I'm a fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
- STRONG SAD: {twitching} Oh! Can't understand language! That's one of the symptoms! I knew it!
{Strong Sad symptom is triggered.}
Homsar → Pylon
- STRONG BAD: What is the deal with that rock with the glowy popsicles stickin' out of it?
- HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!
After putting a Homsartifact in the pylon
- STRONG BAD: What is the deal with that rock with the glowy popsicles stickin' out of it?
- HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA, try some -- {deep voice} assemble the sacred elemental items -- {normal} from yesteryear!
- STRONG BAD: Ah. I thought it was something like that.
Homsar → Power strip
- STRONG BAD: Need a spare outlet, floatyman?
- HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!
Strong Sad's Trunk
- STRONG BAD: Strong Sad, do you HAVE to carry this huge trunk with you EVERY time you travel?
- STRONG SAD: It contains all my delicate undergarments, and the various delicate creams and salves I use on my delicate personal areas!
- STRONG BAD: Strong Sad, do you HAVE to give me the jibblies EVERY time I ask you a question?
Mysterious pylon
- STRONG BAD: A weird rock with popsicley crystals and a suspiciously obvious hole in the top!
First Homsartifact → pylon
{Strong Bad dumps a Homsartifact into the pylon; the screen flashes for a moment, accompanied by a brief rumble.}
- STRONG BAD: Whoa. That made me feel a little... vibratious. I gotta do that again!
Cave Painting (Mammoth Hunt)
- STRONG BAD: Hmmmm, by deciphering these crude cave paintings and hieroglyphics, I believe I have unlocked the secret of the ancients: {turns around to face the camera} They were all dumb craps that couldn't draw a Sabretoothus Rex to save their leopard hide-wearing hides. {turns around and starts drawing on the wall with a pencil} A-let me show them how it's done...
{Cue the Cave Girl Squad mini-game.}
Cave Painting (The Stick, Mailbox & Cinder Block)
- STRONG BAD: Looks like Homsar's written language is every bit as easy to understand as the spoken one.
Cave Entrance
- STRONG BAD: These rocks are blocking the way. Maybe Homsar knows how to get through.
Organ in a jar
- {Strong Bad takes Strong Sad's jarred-up pretendix.}
- STRONG SAD: Hey, that's mine!
- STRONG BAD: Correction: it was yours. Maybe you shoulda gotten more pretend fiber in your diet if it was so dang important to you.
- STRONG SAD: Pretend fiber gives me real tapeworms.
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