Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses

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	==Error and Item Messages==		==Error and Item Messages==
-	{{sectionstub}}	+	=== General Messages ===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That won't do anything interesting.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, no.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way.
		+
		+	=== Strong Bad interrupting ===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut your face!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my line!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Quiet, punk!
		+
		+	===Branch===
		+	===Blueprints===
		+	===Credenza===
		+	===Diamond or Ruby → Person===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!
		+
		+	===Diet Brown===
		+	===Formula===
		+	===Hubcaps===
		+	====Hubcaps → Person====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.
		+
		+	====Hubcaps → Object====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.
		+
		+	====Hubcaps → Strong Bad====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
		+
		+	===Large Knife===
		+
		+	====Large Knife → Strong Bad====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
		+
		+	===Launch Codes===
		+
		+	===Nunchuck Gun===
		+	====Nunchuck Gun → Person====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{brashly}'' Now is no time for violence! ''{normally}'' Just kidding. ''Any time'' is a good time for violence, but I ''do'' have more important things to do right now.
		+
		+	====Nunchuck Gun → Object====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.
		+
		+	====Nunchuck Gun → Strong Bad====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
		+
		+	===Painting===
		+
		+	===Romantic Photo===
		+	====Romantic Photo → Person====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.
		+
		+	====Romantic Photo → Strong Bad====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Photo is displayed to player}'' I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.
		+
		+	===Safety Scissors===
		+	====Safety Scissors → Person====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.
		+
		+	====Safety Scissors → Object====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.
		+
		+	====Safety Scissors → Strong Bad====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.
		+
		+	===Small Rock===
		+	====Small Rock → Person====
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!
		+
		+	===Stickanee Flower===
		+	===Taranchula Black Metal Detector===
		+	:'''If used indoors'''
		+	::'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!
		+
		+	:'''If object already found'''
		+	::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.
		+
		+	===Toy Heart===
		+	===Trinket===
		+	===Yellow Hair===
	==Main Menu==		==Main Menu==
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	==Map==		==Map==
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	===Strongborneo===		===Strongborneo===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech '''G'''lobal '''S'''atellite '''P'''ositioning '''T'''racker '''K'''eeper.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech '''G'''lobal '''S'''atellite '''P'''ositioning '''T'''racker '''K'''eeper.
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	===Old Club===		===Old Club===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!
		+
		+	===Catacombs===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!
	===Venice===		===Venice===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.
-
-	====When clicked====
-	:''{Strong Bad holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across from left to right}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrooommmm.
-
-	===Catacombs===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!
	===Ireland===		===Ireland===
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	===Cairo===		===Cairo===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!
		+
		+	===Tokyo===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tokyo... where was that city?
		+
		+	===When a world location is clicked===
		+	:''{Strong Bad holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrooommmm!
		+
		+	==Hints==
		+	:''{While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}''
		+	:'''COACH Z:''' You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?
		+	:'''COACH Z:''' I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' HUNTING season!
		+
		+	:''{While the Bearshark is attacking}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!
		+
		+	:''{After getting the list of ingredients from Professor Experimento}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shoula known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.
		+
		+	:''{After getting at least one formula ingredient}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.
		+
		+	:''{Before visiting the Catacombs}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!
		+
		+	:''{Before solving the taco puzzle}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.
		+
		+	:''{While the monster is attacking}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?
		+
		+	:''{Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.
		+
		+	:''{During the car chase scene}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need something to cut that big lug down to size.
		+
		+	:''{During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!
		+
		+	:''{Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!
		+
		+	:''{Before catching Perducci}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!
	==Extended Play Intro==		==Extended Play Intro==
	:''{The scene opens with Strong Bad, wearing his Dangeresque glasses, on the couch in the basement.}''		:''{The scene opens with Strong Bad, wearing his Dangeresque glasses, on the couch in the basement.}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and deleted scenes. ''{stresses the pronounciation on "deleted"}'' To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!
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Revision as of 00:43, 21 November 2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.

Contents 1 Locations 2 Error and Item Messages 2.1 General Messages 2.2 Strong Bad interrupting 2.3 Branch 2.4 Blueprints 2.5 Credenza 2.6 Diamond or Ruby → Person 2.7 Diet Brown 2.8 Formula 2.9 Hubcaps 2.9.1 Hubcaps → Person 2.9.2 Hubcaps → Object 2.9.3 Hubcaps → Strong Bad 2.10 Large Knife 2.10.1 Large Knife → Strong Bad 2.11 Launch Codes 2.12 Nunchuck Gun 2.12.1 Nunchuck Gun → Person 2.12.2 Nunchuck Gun → Object 2.12.3 Nunchuck Gun → Strong Bad 2.13 Painting 2.14 Romantic Photo 2.14.1 Romantic Photo → Person 2.14.2 Romantic Photo → Strong Bad 2.15 Safety Scissors 2.15.1 Safety Scissors → Person 2.15.2 Safety Scissors → Object 2.15.3 Safety Scissors → Strong Bad 2.16 Small Rock 2.16.1 Small Rock → Person 2.17 Stickanee Flower 2.18 Taranchula Black Metal Detector 2.19 Toy Heart 2.20 Trinket 2.21 Yellow Hair 3 Main Menu 3.1 New Game 3.2 Save/Load 3.3 Settings 3.4 Quit it 3.5 Preview 4 Map 4.1 Strongborneo 4.2 Secret Lab 4.3 Brainblow City 4.4 Old Club 4.5 Catacombs 4.6 Venice 4.7 Ireland 4.8 Paris 4.9 Cairo 4.10 Tokyo 4.11 When a world location is clicked 5 Hints 6 Extended Play Intro

Locations

• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)

Error and Item Messages

General Messages

STRONG BAD: Nah.

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STRONG BAD: That won't do anything interesting.

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STRONG BAD: Uhh, no.

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STRONG BAD: Nope.

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STRONG BAD: No way.

Strong Bad interrupting

STRONG BAD: Shut your face!

---

STRONG BAD: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

---

STRONG BAD: It's my line!

---

STRONG BAD: Quiet, punk!

Branch

Blueprints

Credenza

Diamond or Ruby → Person

STRONG BAD: No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!

---

STRONG BAD: Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!

Diet Brown

Formula

Hubcaps

Hubcaps → Person

STRONG BAD: This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.

Hubcaps → Object

STRONG BAD: I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.

Hubcaps → Strong Bad

STRONG BAD: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

Large Knife

Large Knife → Strong Bad

STRONG BAD: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

Launch Codes

Nunchuck Gun

Nunchuck Gun → Person

STRONG BAD: {brashly} Now is no time for violence! {normally} Just kidding. Any time is a good time for violence, but I do have more important things to do right now.

Nunchuck Gun → Object

STRONG BAD: Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.

Nunchuck Gun → Strong Bad

STRONG BAD: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

Painting

Romantic Photo

Romantic Photo → Person

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.

Romantic Photo → Strong Bad

STRONG BAD: {Photo is displayed to player} I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.

Safety Scissors

Safety Scissors → Person

STRONG BAD: There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.

Safety Scissors → Object

STRONG BAD: That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.

Safety Scissors → Strong Bad

STRONG BAD: I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.

Small Rock

Small Rock → Person

STRONG BAD: Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!

Stickanee Flower

Taranchula Black Metal Detector

If used indoors

STRONG BAD: This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!

If object already found

STRONG BAD: I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.

Toy Heart

Trinket

Yellow Hair

Main Menu

New Game

STRONG BAD: Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.

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STRONG BAD: New game!

Save/Load

STRONG BAD: Save and load, boys!

---

STRONG BAD: {sultrily} Savélowad!

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STRONG BAD: You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!

Settings

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You heard the man! Settings!

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STRONG BAD: SETTINGS!

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STRONG BAD: {sultrily} Settings, baby. Settings.

Quit it

STRONG BAD: I quit, Commissioner!

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STRONG BAD: Dangeresque doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit". Or, "addumbrate"

Preview

STRONG BAD: What happens next, no one knows. Except me, Dangeresque!

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STRONG BAD: {sultrily} Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P...

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STRONG BAD: Scenes from the next episode.

Map

Strongborneo

STRONG BAD: The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech Global Satellite Positioning Tracker Keeper.

Secret Lab

STRONG BAD: Hmmm, the good Professor's secret lab won't be so secret from me after I add it to my GSPTK!

Brainblow City

STRONG BAD: I can't believe Brainblow City isn't a default location in my travel log. I better add it now.

Old Club

STRONG BAD: So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!

Catacombs

STRONG BAD: These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!

Venice

STRONG BAD: Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.

Ireland

STRONG BAD: Ireland needs a good home on my global... whatever.

Paris

STRONG BAD: I'll always have Paris... right here on my map!

Cairo

STRONG BAD: Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!

Tokyo

STRONG BAD: Tokyo... where was that city?

When a world location is clicked

{Strong Bad holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}

STRONG BAD: Vrooommmm!

Hints

{While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}

COACH Z: You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?

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STRONG BAD: That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles

---

STRONG BAD: You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?

COACH Z: I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!

STRONG BAD: HUNTING season!

{While the Bearshark is attacking}

STRONG BAD: Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!

{After getting the list of ingredients from Professor Experimento}

STRONG BAD: Shoula known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.

{After getting at least one formula ingredient}

STRONG BAD: All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.

{Before visiting the Catacombs}

STRONG BAD: If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!

{Before solving the taco puzzle}

STRONG BAD: It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.

{While the monster is attacking}

STRONG BAD: There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.

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STRONG BAD: How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?

{Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}

STRONG BAD: I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.

{During the car chase scene}

STRONG BAD: I need something to cut that big lug down to size.

{During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}

STRONG BAD: If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!

{Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}

STRONG BAD: Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!

{Before catching Perducci}

STRONG BAD: So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!

Extended Play Intro

{The scene opens with Strong Bad, wearing his Dangeresque glasses, on the couch in the basement.}

STRONG BAD: {turns to the camera} Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!

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