8-Bit is Enough Responses

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	==Error and Item Messages==		==Error and Item Messages==
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		+	===8-Bit Key===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this key's gonna open anything, except maybe a 200 year old door.
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		+	===8-Bit Lantern===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even if I wanted to shine a light on that, I'm pretty sure this crummy 2D pixel lantern would be absolutely useless.
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		+	===8-Bit Quill Pen===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need my signature.
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		+	===8-Bit Teabag===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think that's how you make tea.
	===Algebros===		===Algebros===
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	:''{When using it in [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]] for the first time}''		:''{When using it in [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]] for the first time}''
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat photons, liney ghosts!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat photons, liney ghosts!
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		+	===Limozeen's Bus===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Limozeen, I got something to beam up here!
		+	:'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, Strong Bad! The Space Machine only beams up the babes!
	===Medkit===		===Medkit===
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	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.
-	===Rather Dashing===	+	===Peasant===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Up and at 'em, short pants!	+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better not... Trogdor can smell a peasant at, like, 20 furlongs away!
-	:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!	+	===Pebbles===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever the heck those are, they don't seem to work with that.
	===Putchnya Shotski===		===Putchnya Shotski===
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	===Quest Thingie===		===Quest Thingie===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.
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		+	===Rather Dashing===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Up and at 'em, short pants!
		+	:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!
	===Snakes===		===Snakes===
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	===TrogSword===		===TrogSword===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.
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		+	===Trophy===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better keep this trophy for someone who needs it.
	==Main Menu==		==Main Menu==
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	===Trogdor Machine===		===Trogdor Machine===
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.
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		+	===Videlectrix Halfathlon===
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, where should I put the Videlectrix Halfathlon on my map?
	==Hints==		==Hints==
	:''{After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}''		:''{After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}''
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.
		+	:''{After the ghost sprites leave the House of Strong}''
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Now you know what that Paul Revere guy looks like, solving that code wheel should be no problem! ''{vanishes}''
		+	:''{Before the Limozeen Space Machine joins your party}''
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' When you get the Limozeen Space Machine fixed, make sure he checks the wiper fluid. That's very important! Plus I got a coupon. ''{vanishes}''
		+	:''{Before rescuing Bubs from Marzipan}''
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:'' ''{pops up}'' I'm only telling you this 'cuz you're my best friend-
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' No I'm not.
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:''' -but I think Marzipan's on the Total Load. A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far. ''{vanishes}''
		+	:''{Before speaking to Strong Sad}''
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' They say Trogdor's Lair is behind some pass through the mountains. Have you seen anything like that? ''{vanishes}''
		+	:''{Before going to Stinkoman 20X6}''
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I'm just goin' over some of my favorite classic hremails. "Dear Homestar, what would you look like as a Japanese cartoon? And what would it be about?"
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, shut up! That's MY sbemail! ''{Homestar vanishes.}''
	:''{While inside Stinkoman 20X6}''		:''{While inside Stinkoman 20X6}''
	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! ''{vanishes}''		:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! ''{vanishes}''
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! ''{vanishes}''		:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! ''{vanishes}''
		+	:''{Before completing the stage repairs at Stinkoman 20X6}''
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' This game's all broken and buggy. They should get somebody in here to fix it. ''{vanishes}''
		+	:''{If the player is going through the Hallways of Trogdor's Lair without using party members to defeat enemies}''
		+	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, annoyed}'' What a rip-off! What was the point of picking up all that stuff in your inventory if you can't use it in a shootin' game? ''{vanishes}''
	:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''		:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''
	:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!		:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!
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	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.		:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.
		+	==Good Graphicketeers Cards==
		+	:''{After obtaining all four}''
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' Oh, boy! Now that I've got all four of the Good Graphicketeers cards, I can put them together to form... ''{The cards come together on screen and flip over to their backs to reveal a bigger picture; Strong Bad isn't amused.}'' ...a picture of a stick of gum.
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		+	==100% Completion==
		+	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' Videlectrix is giving away unlicenced ''me'' shirts? ''{The Strong Bad shirt item appears on screen.}'' I gotta talk to my made-up lawyer about this. ''{The shirt leaves the screen.}'' Would've been cooler if I was wearing a shirt with me on it, and then ''that'' one was wearing a shirt with me on it... ''{speaks in a grittier tone}'' ...and then ''that'' one was wearing a shirt with me on it... ''{mumbles}''
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Revision as of 00:38, 19 December 2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from 8-Bit Is Enough.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.

Contents 1 Locations 2 Error and Item Messages 2.1 8-Bit Key 2.2 8-Bit Lantern 2.3 8-Bit Quill Pen 2.4 8-Bit Teabag 2.5 Algebros 2.6 Boxer Joe 2.7 Cell Phone 2.8 Key 2.9 Light Musket 2.10 Limozeen's Bus 2.11 Medkit 2.12 Mista Fixit 2.13 Peasant 2.14 Pebbles 2.15 Putchnya Shotski 2.16 Quest Thingie 2.17 Rather Dashing 2.18 Snakes 2.19 Space Circus Bear 2.20 TrogSword 2.21 Trophy 3 Main Menu 3.1 New Game 3.2 Save/Load 3.3 Settings 3.4 Quit it 4 Map 4.1 Gel-Arshie's Backstage 4.2 Peasantry Inn 4.3 Peasantry Forest 4.4 Stinkoman 20X6 4.5 Trogdor Machine 4.6 Videlectrix Halfathlon 5 Hints 6 Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures 6.1 Swampslash 7 Good Graphicketeers Cards 8 100% Completion

Locations

• 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (House of Strong)
• 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (The Field)
• 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Crates)
• 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)
• 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)
• 8-Bit Is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)
• 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)
• 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)

Error and Item Messages

8-Bit Key

STRONG BAD: I don't think this key's gonna open anything, except maybe a 200 year old door.

8-Bit Lantern

STRONG BAD: Even if I wanted to shine a light on that, I'm pretty sure this crummy 2D pixel lantern would be absolutely useless.

8-Bit Quill Pen

STRONG BAD: That doesn't need my signature.

8-Bit Teabag

STRONG BAD: I don't think that's how you make tea.

Algebros

STRONG BAD: The Algebros are only good at math. And not really that good at math either.

Boxer Joe

STRONG BAD: All right, Snake Boxer. Do your stuff!

SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ...

STRONG BAD: Why won't he hit that?

HOMESTAR: {pops up} Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it; he gets real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. {vanishes}

STRONG BAD: Oh yeah.

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STRONG BAD: He won't go for it. Snake Boxer may only do one thing, but he's the best at it.

Cell Phone

{When using it indoors}

STRONG BAD: {annoyed} No signal? You'd think a cell phone this giant'd have a better antenna. I better wait until I'm in a wide open space. {puts the phone away}

Key

STRONG BAD: This key only works on the door to my Trogdor machine... and maybe any other Trogdor... doors.

Light Musket

{When using it in Redcoat Ghost Patrol for the first time}

STRONG BAD: Eat photons, liney ghosts!

Limozeen's Bus

STRONG BAD: Yo, Limozeen, I got something to beam up here!

LARRY PALARONCINI: {voiceover} Whoa, Strong Bad! The Space Machine only beams up the babes!

Medkit

STRONG BAD: That doesn't need healing.

Mista Fixit

STRONG BAD: I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.

Peasant

STRONG BAD: I'd better not... Trogdor can smell a peasant at, like, 20 furlongs away!

Pebbles

STRONG BAD: Whatever the heck those are, they don't seem to work with that.

Putchnya Shotski

STRONG BAD: Hey, Red Square! Err, Blue Square.

STRONG MAD: {off-screen} ETO NE SHOT PUT!

Quest Thingie

STRONG BAD: I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.

Rather Dashing

STRONG BAD: Up and at 'em, short pants!

RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!

Snakes

STRONG BAD: I better not use my snakes here. They could slither away.

Space Circus Bear

STRONG BAD: I can't send the performing bear out into the wild for no reason! When he's ready to leave, I'll know.

TrogSword

STRONG BAD: The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.

Trophy

STRONG BAD: I better keep this trophy for someone who needs it.

Main Menu

{When opening the menu}

STRONG BAD: I'm in the middle of something, The Cheat. You do it this time.

{The Cheat nods.}

New Game

THE CHEAT: {waves both hands in the air while making The Cheat noises}

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THE CHEAT: {raises one arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}

Save/Load

THE CHEAT: {proudly raises his right arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}

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THE CHEAT: {nods while making The Cheat noises}

Settings

THE CHEAT: {looks up while making confused The Cheat noises}

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THE CHEAT: {moody The Cheat noises}

Quit it

{Trogdor pops out from behind the couch, trying to distract Strong Bad and The Cheat.}

STRONG BAD: {unamused} Quit it!

Map

Gel-Arshie's Backstage

STRONG BAD: I better find a place for the Gel-Arshie game on here, so I know to avoid it.

Peasantry Inn

STRONG BAD: Now I've gotta find a place for the Peasantry Inn on my map.

Peasantry Forest

STRONG BAD: After all this time I can finally put Peasantry on my map! But where should it go?

Stinkoman 20X6

STRONG BAD: It's gonna be a challenge, but there's got to be room for Stinkoman 20X6 somewhere on here.

Trogdor Machine

STRONG BAD: I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.

Videlectrix Halfathlon

STRONG BAD: Hmm, where should I put the Videlectrix Halfathlon on my map?

Hints

{After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}

STRONG BAD: The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.

{After the ghost sprites leave the House of Strong}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} Now you know what that Paul Revere guy looks like, solving that code wheel should be no problem! {vanishes}

{Before the Limozeen Space Machine joins your party}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} When you get the Limozeen Space Machine fixed, make sure he checks the wiper fluid. That's very important! Plus I got a coupon. {vanishes}

{Before rescuing Bubs from Marzipan}

'HOMESTAR: {pops up} I'm only telling you this 'cuz you're my best friend-

STRONG BAD: {interrupts} No I'm not.

HOMESTAR: -but I think Marzipan's on the Total Load. A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far. {vanishes}

{Before speaking to Strong Sad}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} They say Trogdor's Lair is behind some pass through the mountains. Have you seen anything like that? {vanishes}

{Before going to Stinkoman 20X6}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} I'm just goin' over some of my favorite classic hremails. "Dear Homestar, what would you look like as a Japanese cartoon? And what would it be about?"

STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Hey, shut up! That's MY sbemail! {Homestar vanishes.}

{While inside Stinkoman 20X6}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! {vanishes}

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HOMESTAR: {pops up} Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! {vanishes}

{Before completing the stage repairs at Stinkoman 20X6}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} This game's all broken and buggy. They should get somebody in here to fix it. {vanishes}

{If the player is going through the Hallways of Trogdor's Lair without using party members to defeat enemies}

HOMESTAR: {pops up, annoyed} What a rip-off! What was the point of picking up all that stuff in your inventory if you can't use it in a shootin' game? {vanishes}

{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}

HOMESTAR: {half-heartedly} We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!

Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures

Swampslash

STRONG BAD: No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.

Good Graphicketeers Cards

{After obtaining all four}

STRONG BAD: {excited} Oh, boy! Now that I've got all four of the Good Graphicketeers cards, I can put them together to form... {The cards come together on screen and flip over to their backs to reveal a bigger picture; Strong Bad isn't amused.} ...a picture of a stick of gum.

100% Completion

STRONG BAD: {surprised} Videlectrix is giving away unlicenced me shirts? {The Strong Bad shirt item appears on screen.} I gotta talk to my made-up lawyer about this. {The shirt leaves the screen.} Would've been cooler if I was wearing a shirt with me on it, and then that one was wearing a shirt with me on it... {speaks in a grittier tone} ...and then that one was wearing a shirt with me on it... {mumbles}

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media	Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game, Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD, Interviews
All Episodes	Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions Various: Countries, Homsartifacts Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer Songs: Justice Combo Meal
Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Various: Bands Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw