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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, so they just called me up and said, uh, "Hey, have you ever heard of us?" | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, so they just called me up and said, uh, "Hey, have you ever heard of us?" | ||
Revision as of 23:16, 19 August 2008
As part of promotion for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Telltale Games and G4TV produced a series of shorts, featuring Strong Bad around the Telltale offices. The shorts combine live action with the 3D models from the game.
Episode 1: The New Hire
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Telltale Games employees
Places: Downtown San Rafael, Telltale Games offices
Date: Monday, August 18, 2008
Running Time: 2:13
Transcript
{After title screens, series of shots around downtown San Rafael, CA. Finally, a close up of a platform in the San Rafael Transit Center.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} You know, so they just called me up and said, uh, "Hey, have you ever heard of us?"
{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad lying on a planter at the bus stop. He occasionally looks around.}
STRONG BAD: And I said, "Well, that's a weird way to start a phone conversation." You know, how about "Hello?" "Who am I speaking with?", that sort of thing. And they said, "Oh, excuse me, hey Strong Bad, we're Telltale Games, have you ever heard of us?"
{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad waiting in line to get on a bus.}
STRONG BAD: At which point, I, you know, hung up the phone.
{Cut to title card: Chapter One: The New Hire}
STRONG BAD: Ah, but then they called back, {cut to shot of Strong Bad talking on the bus} and, ah, and-ah we got to talking, and they said they had some graphics... and, like, an explosion and a... a blade... a-they could do a blade in a game.
{Strong Bad is now walking away from the departing bus along the side walk.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Heck, you know, that really floored me. {tracking shot of Strong Bad walking along the sidewalk. Strong Bad occasionally turns to talk to the camera.} So I signed on board and, uh, so they are having me out. Gonna set me up in my own office.
{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad looking around at an intersection. The camera briefly goes in and out of focus. Then Strong Bad walks away from the camera. Cut to a shot of Strong Bad walking in the parking lot of Telltale Games.}
STRONG BAD: I told them that the corner office was not good enough for me. So it'll probably, it'll probably be like my own floor. Maybe, like, the roof... Maybe I'll just be on the roof of the building, so it's like there's no corners. It's like, it's like how a circle is made up of a bunch of... you know, lines, sort of. My office would be made up of all corners. My office is the absence of corners. {Strong Bad gets to the front entrance, and a person comes out to hold the door for Strong Bad.} Oh, thank you lowly doorman. {Strong Bad enters the building}
{Cut to Strong Bad waiting on a couch. Banners for Sam & Max are visible in the background.}
EMPLOYEE: Strong Bad? Hi.
STRONG BAD: Here we go. {Zoom in Strong Bad.} This is gonna be the best job I ever had.
{Cut to a title card: Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Play it on WiiWare and PC.}
EMPLOYEE: {voiceover} And here is your office.
{A close up of a door handle. The door is then opened. Reverse shot of Strong Bad smiling and leaning in to look in the room.}
{Strong Bad jumps into the room. It is a dark windowless electrical closet with a desk and a computer in the back. The door closes.}
STRONG BAD: Um... this sucks.
{Cut to a title card for Telltale's website. Coach Z's song from the game is heard in the background.}
