8-Bit is Enough Responses

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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!
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==Cheat Commandos Action Figures==
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==Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures==
===Swampslash===
===Swampslash===

Revision as of 17:02, 18 December 2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from 8-Bit Is Enough.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


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Locations

Error and Item Messages

Algebros

STRONG BAD: The Algebros are only good at math. And not really that good at math either.

Boxer Joe

STRONG BAD: All right, Snake Boxer. Do your stuff!
SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ...
STRONG BAD: Why won't he hit that?
HOMESTAR: {pops up} Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it; he gets real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. {vanishes}
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah.

STRONG BAD: He won't go for it. Snake Boxer may only do one thing, but he's the best at it.

Cell Phone

{When using it indoors}
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} No signal? You'd think a cell phone this giant'd have a better antenna. I better wait until I'm in a wide open space. {puts the phone away}

Key

STRONG BAD: This key only works on the door to my Trogdor machine... and maybe any other Trogdor... doors.

Light Musket

{When using it in Redcoat Ghost Patrol for the first time}
STRONG BAD: Eat photons, liney ghosts!

Medkit

STRONG BAD: That doesn't need healing.

Mista Fixit

STRONG BAD: I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.

Rather Dashing

STRONG BAD: Up and at 'em, short pants!
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!

Putchnya Shotski

STRONG BAD: Hey, Red Square! Err, Blue Square.
STRONG MAD: {off-screen} ETO NE SHOT PUT!

Quest Thingie

STRONG BAD: I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.

Snakes

STRONG BAD: I better not use my snakes here. They could slither away.

Space Circus Bear

STRONG BAD: I can't send the performing bear out into the wild for no reason! When he's ready to leave, I'll know.

TrogSword

STRONG BAD: The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.

Main Menu

{When opening the menu}
STRONG BAD: I'm in the middle of something, The Cheat. You do it this time.
{The Cheat nods.}

New Game

THE CHEAT: {waves both hands in the air while making The Cheat noises}

THE CHEAT: {raises one arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}

Save/Load

THE CHEAT: {proudly raises his right arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}

THE CHEAT: {nods while making The Cheat noises}

Settings

THE CHEAT: {looks up while making confused The Cheat noises}

THE CHEAT: {moody The Cheat noises}

Quit it

{Trogdor pops out from behind the couch, trying to distract Strong Bad and The Cheat.}
STRONG BAD: {unamused} Quit it!

Map

Gel-Arshie's Backstage

STRONG BAD: I better find a place for the Gel-Arshie game on here, so I know to avoid it.

Peasantry Inn

STRONG BAD: Now I've gotta find a place for the Peasantry Inn on my map.

Peasantry Forest

STRONG BAD: After all this time I can finally put Peasantry on my map! But where should it go?

Stinkoman 20X6

STRONG BAD: It's gonna be a challenge, but there's got to be room for Stinkoman 20X6 somewhere on here.

Trogdor Machine

STRONG BAD: I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.

Hints

{After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}
STRONG BAD: The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.
{While inside Stinkoman 20X6}
HOMESTAR: {pops up} This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! {vanishes}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! {vanishes}
{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}
HOMESTAR: {half-heartedly} We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!

Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures

Swampslash

STRONG BAD: No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.


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