8-Bit is Enough Responses

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"You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone."

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from 8-Bit Is Enough.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.


A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


Contents

Locations

Error and Item Messages

Algebros

STRONG BAD: The Algebros are only good at math. And not really that good at math either.

Boxer Joe

STRONG BAD: All right, Snake Boxer. Do your stuff!
SNAKE BOXER: {on-screen caption} ...
STRONG BAD: Why won't he hit that?
HOMESTAR: {pops up} Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it; he gets real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. {vanishes}
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah.

STRONG BAD: He won't go for it. Snake Boxer may only do one thing, but he's the best at it.

Cell Phone

{When using it indoors}
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} No signal? You'd think a cell phone this giant'd have a better antenna. I better wait until I'm in a wide open space. {puts the phone away}

Key

STRONG BAD: This key only works on the door to my Trogdor machine... and maybe any other Trogdor... doors.

Light Musket

{When using it in Redcoat Ghost Patrol for the first time}
STRONG BAD: Eat photons, liney ghosts!

Medkit

STRONG BAD: That doesn't need healing.

Mista Fixit

STRONG BAD: I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.

Rather Dashing

STRONG BAD: Up and at 'em, short pants!
RATHER DASHING: {text displayed} That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!

Putchnya Shotski

STRONG BAD: Hey, Red Square! Err, Blue Square.
STRONG MAD: {off-screen} ETO NE SHOT PUT!

Quest Thingie

STRONG BAD: I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.

Snakes

STRONG BAD: I better not use my snakes here. They could slither away.

Space Circus Bear

STRONG BAD: I can't send the performing bear out into the wild for no reason! When he's ready to leave, I'll know.

TrogSword

STRONG BAD: The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.

Main Menu

{When opening the menu}
STRONG BAD: I'm in the middle of something, The Cheat. You do it this time.
{The Cheat nods.}

New Game

THE CHEAT: {waves both hands in the air while making The Cheat noises}

THE CHEAT: {raises one arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}

Save/Load

THE CHEAT: {proudly raises his right arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}

THE CHEAT: {nods while making The Cheat noises}

Settings

THE CHEAT: {looks up while making confused The Cheat noises}

THE CHEAT: {moody The Cheat noises}

Quit it

{Trogdor pops out from behind the couch, trying to distract Strong Bad and The Cheat.}
STRONG BAD: {unamused} Quit it!

Map

Gel-Arshie's Backstage

STRONG BAD: I better find a place for the Gel-Arshie game on here, so I know to avoid it.

Peasantry Inn

STRONG BAD: Now I've gotta find a place for the Peasantry Inn on my map.

Peasantry Forest

STRONG BAD: After all this time I can finally put Peasantry on my map! But where should it go?

Stinkoman 20X6

STRONG BAD: It's gonna be a challenge, but there's got to be room for Stinkoman 20X6 somewhere on here.

Trogdor Machine

STRONG BAD: I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.

Hints

{After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}
STRONG BAD: The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.
{While inside Stinkoman 20X6}
HOMESTAR: {pops up} This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! {vanishes}

HOMESTAR: {pops up} Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! {vanishes}
{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}
HOMESTAR: {half-heartedly} We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!

Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures

Swampslash

STRONG BAD: No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.


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