Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Cutesy's House in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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[edit] Cutesy's House
[edit] In extended play
- ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Cast Intervews: Marzipan as Cutesy/Sultry Buttons
- STRONG BAD: This is Marzipan's backyard. In the movie, this set is... well... pretty much still just Marzipan's backyard. Which in my opinion, did a better job of portraying Cutesy Buttons's backyard than Marzipan did portraying Cutesy Buttons!
[edit] Cutesy Buttons
- At intervals when in the scene
- MARZIPAN: What can I do for you, Strong B— I mean, Dangeresque?
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Welcome to my formula-enhanced nursery, Dangeresque.
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Back again, Dangeresque?
- In extended play
- STRONG BAD: So Marzipan, in the movie, you actually play two roles, that of cute, buttoned-down Cutesy Buttons, and that of sultry, unbuttoned Sultry Buttons.
- MARZIPAN: That's right. And I must say, it was a pleasure getting to play a more interesting role instead of always having to play that ditzy blonde!
- STRONG BAD: So here's the question that all the viewers want to know: are Cutesy and Sultry Buttons related somehow? I mean, are they sisters or cousins? How are these two characters connected?
- MARZIPAN: Umm... I don't really know, I guess. I mean, I just read the script - you wrote it. You're the one who would know that.
- STRONG BAD: {To the camera} Indeed I would, viewers. Indeed I would.
- STRONG BAD: So, what was it like playing someone way, way hotter than yourself?
- MARZIPAN: Sultry Buttons may seem attractive on the outside, but she's dark and twisted on the inside. She holds on to a bitter broken heart, but is still a romantic soul. That's what makes her so appealing.
- STRONG BAD: Nope, it's the leather.
[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Formula
- DANGERESQUE: Say hey baby, did Dangeresque come through for you on that formula or what? It's okay, you can say it.
- CUTESY BUTTONS: The formula works, Dangeresque! Just look at all these baby trees, so eager to grow up and become the next great rainforest!
- DANGERESQUE: And then my log cabin summer home in the Hamptons!
[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Floppy Disk
- First time only
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, remember that disk you took from Uzi Bazooka... the one with all the important launch codes on it? You wouldn't happen to still have that, would ya?
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Funny you should mention that. Right after I used the formula, a man named Perducci showed up and offered me a sapling topiary for it. So I gave it to him.
- DANGERESQUE: {distressed} Perducci has the disk?!
- CUTESY BUTTONS: He seemed like such a nice well-dressed man. I did overhear him saying he was traveling to Venice if that helps.
- DANGERESQUE: What did you say happened to that disk?
- CUTESY BUTTONS: I think Perducci took it with him to Venice.
[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Angel
- DANGERESQUE: It's nice to see someone so dedicated to the issues these days.
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Thank you, Dangeresque.
- DANGERESQUE: People so rarely care enough to let their own social status and personal hygiene fall by the wayside just to concentrate on planting trees.
- CUTESY BUTTONS: I agree... {confused} I think.
[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Devil
- DANGERESQUE: Your little herb garden is great and all, but you still owe me for getting the formula!
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Sure, I'll pay you in fresh, clean oxygen!
- DANGERESQUE: You'll pay me in fresh, clean hundred dollar bills or I'll bill you with my fresh, clean boot!
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Fine. Check's in the mail.
[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Stickanee Flower
- DANGERESQUE: I need another one of those Stickanee flowers. Ya got any?
- CUTESY BUTTONS: No, the one we used for my formula was the last one. If only you had a sample of the original plant...
[edit] Branch → Cutesy Buttons
- DANGERESQUE: {pulls out the branch} Here, make this grow.
- CUTESY BUTTONS: You might have better luck if you used it on my Formula Enhanced garden.
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Cutesy Buttons
- DANGERESQUE: {Pulls out the gun} FREEZE!
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Hey! Don't point that thing at me!
- DANGERESQUE: Lucky thing you're my meal ticket, lady. I'll spare you... this time.
[edit] Enhanced Garden
- DANGERESQUE: Wow, those plants really grew fast!
- CUTESY BUTTONS: I know, I can practically smell the Ozone layer being restored! Our air will no longer be toxic and poisonous!
- DANGERESQUE: Or will it no longer be... poison-esque?
- MARZIPAN: {irritated, breaking character} Knock it off!
- STRONG BAD: {shrugs} Eh, okay.
If clicking on the second onion from the front, in the right-hand row
- {Hint: If you're having trouble finding it, the "Enhanced Garden" pop-up text moves slightly when the cursor is in the right place}
- DANGERESQUE: So, this is all the result of that top-secret formula? Not bad! If people can learn to conserve— {Pulls out the onion, revealing it to be Onion Bubs} BLARGH! {puts it back} —their environment, the world will be better off.
Same onion, in extended play
- STRONG BAD: It's not all illegally long hours and stale donuts around here. Sometimes we like to go a little crazy with the practical jokes. {Pulls out Onion Bubs} Which one of you put in Onion Bubs? {cast laughs}
- COACH Z: {laughing} That was me!
- STRONG BAD: Coach Z, you crazy man! You crazy! {more laughs}
- STRONG BAD: Yep, good old fan favorite, Onion Bubs.
[edit] Branch → Enhanced Garden
- First time only
- DANGERESQUE: {pulls out the branch} All right, Stickanee. Let's see how well this formula-enriched soil really works. {sticks the branch into the ground}
- {Change camera perspective to a close-up on Dangeresque's face.}
- DANGERESQUE: {amazed, voice rising in pitch} Ahhhhhhh ahhhha aaahhhhhah ahhhh!!!
- {Change camera perspective back to normal view. The branch now has a Stickanee flower placed on it.}
- DANGERESQUE: {victoriously} We're gonna make a fortune with this stuff!
- CUTESY BUTTONS: It's not about money, Dangeresque. In fact, I've already given away the formula to the scientific community at large. Because, when you get right down to it... {The video gets placed on fast forward.} ...we're all part of one big beautiful... {more fast forwarding} ...it takes a village... {even more fast forwarding} ...remember to eat a green thing every day... {one more fast forward movement} ...see what I mean? {walks towards the Gazebo}
- DANGERESQUE: No. {takes the flower} Stupid, selfish ecosystem!
- DANGERESQUE: I don't do manual labor, man! My tree-planting days are over!
[edit] Flowers
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, are these flowers from the rainforest too?
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Yes they are. But I wouldn't stand so close to them if I were you. They bite!
- DANGERESQUE: {jumps away from the flowers} Yipes!
[edit] Knife → Flowers
While Sultry Buttons is at large
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Stay away from my flowers with that knife!
- DANGERESQUE: But I need flowers to impress a special lady.
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Well using those boring old flowers won't work. A woman likes something special... something unique.
- DANGERESQUE: Well, I HAD a flower like that, but I turned it into goo for your formula.
- CUTESY BUTTONS: And it's a good thing you did. Look at how it's brought all those plants back to life.
- DANGERESQUE: {disappointed} Hrrmmph! {puts the knife away}
Other times
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Stay away from my flowers with that knife!
- DANGERESQUE: {disappointed} Hrrmmph! {puts the knife away}
[edit] Gazebo
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, what's going on over here?
- CUTESY BUTTONS: That's the intensive care nursery for abused plants. Go near it and I'll break your arms! {turns away from Dangeresque}
[edit] Metal Detector
- DANGERESQUE: {Finds a bullet} Now THAT is one sultry bullet! Ooh, I should get her to change her name to Sultry Bullets.