Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses
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On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
[edit] Locations
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)
[edit] Error and Item Messages
- {Note: Unlike previous games, some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}
[edit] General Messages
- DANGERESQUE: {Grating} That won't do anything interesting.
- DANGERESQUE: Uhh, no.
- DANGERESQUE: No way.
[edit] Dangeresque interrupting
- DANGERESQUE: Shut your face!
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
- DANGERESQUE: It's my line!
- DANGERESQUE: Quiet, punk!
[edit] Branch
[edit] Branch → Object
- DANGERESQUE: That's not a good place for this rare, almost extinct dying branch.
[edit] Branch → Person
- DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
[edit] Credenza
[edit] Credenza → Object
- DANGERESQUE: Nah, there's no reason to randomly put a plant here.
[edit] Credenza → Person
- DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
[edit] Diamond or Ruby → Person
- DANGERESQUE: No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!
- DANGERESQUE: Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!
[edit] Diet Brown
[edit] Diet Brown → Person
- DANGERESQUE: He's not thirsty. Trust me, I'm detective-esque, I know these things.
[edit] Diet Brown → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: No thanks. Dangeresque doesn't drink Ones that aren't designated as Cold, Frosty or Tall.
[edit] Formula
[edit] Formula → Dangereque
- DANGERESQUE: Hmm, this looks kinda good. Maybe I'll just have a sip. {Sips} Nope, tastes like butt.
[edit] Hubcaps
[edit] Hubcaps → Object
- DANGERESQUE: I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.
[edit] Hubcaps → Person
- DANGERESQUE: This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.
[edit] Hubcaps → Dangereque
- DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
[edit] Large Knife
[edit] Large Knife → Person
- DANGERESQUE: I know using this large knife on this person standing right next to me seems like an awesome fun thing to do. Unfortunately, the ratings board says otherwise.
[edit] Large Knife → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
[edit] Nunchuck Gun
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Object
- DANGERESQUE: Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Person
- DANGERESQUE: {brashly} Now is no time for violence! {normally} Just kidding. Any time is a good time for violence, but I do have more important things to do right now.
[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
[edit] Romantic Photo
[edit] Romantic Photo → Person
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.
[edit] Romantic Photo → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: {Photo is displayed to player} I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.
[edit] Safety Scissors
[edit] Safety Scissors → Object
- DANGERESQUE: That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.
[edit] Safety Scissors → Person
- DANGERESQUE: There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.
- DANGERESQUE: There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut.
[edit] Safety Scissors → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.
[edit] Small Rock
[edit] Small Rock → Person
- DANGERESQUE: Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!
[edit] Stickanee Flower
[edit] Stickanee Flower → Person
- DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
[edit] Stickanee Flower → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: I don't see what's so special about this dumb Stickanee flower. It looks like every other flower I've firecrackered into extiction.
[edit] Taranchula Black Metal Detector
- If used indoors
- DANGERESQUE: This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!
- If object already found
- DANGERESQUE: I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.
[edit] Toy Heart
[edit] Toy Heart → Object
- DANGERESQUE: That doesn't need a heart.
[edit] Toy Heart → Person
- DANGERESQUE: In this line of work, you learn not to give your heart to anyone.
[edit] Toy Heart → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: If I was shot in an alley, and needed a heart transplant, I would totally let them put this incredibly realistic-looking monster heart in my body! So real!
[edit] Trinket
[edit] Trinket → Dangeresque
- DANGERESQUE: Maybe this thing I occasioanlly use as a door-stop is actually expensive illegal Columbian chocolate! Or maybe not.
[edit] Main Menu
[edit] New Game
- DANGERESQUE: Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.
- DANGERESQUE: New game!
[edit] Save/Load
- DANGERESQUE: Save and load, boys!
- DANGERESQUE: {sultrily} Savélowad!
- DANGERESQUE: You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!
[edit] Settings
- DANGERESQUE TOO: You heard the man! Settings!
- DANGERESQUE: SETTINGS!
- DANGERESQUE: {sultrily} Settings, baby. Settings.
[edit] Quit it
- DANGERESQUE: I quit, Commissioner!
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit". Or, "adumbrate".
[edit] Preview
- DANGERESQUE: What happens next, no one knows. Except me, Dangeresque!
- DANGERESQUE: {sultrily} Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P...
- DANGERESQUE: Scenes from the next episode.
[edit] Map
[edit] Strongborneo
- DANGERESQUE: The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech Global Satellite Positioning Tracker Keeper.
[edit] Secret Lab
- DANGERESQUE: Hmmm, the good Professor's secret lab won't be so secret from me after I add it to my GSPTK!
[edit] Brainblow City
- DANGERESQUE: I can't believe Brainblow City isn't a default location in my travel log. I better add it now.
[edit] Old Club
- DANGERESQUE: So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!
[edit] Catacombs
- DANGERESQUE: These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!
[edit] Venice
- DANGERESQUE: Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.
[edit] Ireland
- DANGERESQUE: Ireland needs a good home on my global... whatever.
[edit] Paris
- DANGERESQUE: I'll always have Paris... right here on my map!
[edit] Cairo
- DANGERESQUE: Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!
[edit] Tokyo
- DANGERESQUE: Tokyo... where was that city?
[edit] When a world location is clicked
- {Dangeresque holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}
- DANGERESQUE: Vrooommmm!
[edit] Hints
- {After letting Renaldo and Dangeresque Too inside, but before opening the door a second time}
- RENALDO: Is this everybody who's supposed to be at my retirement party? I thought somebody else was supposed to show up at that door.
- {Before setting out for Strong Borneo}
- RENALDO: Let's get moving to Strong Borneo for our last case together!
- {While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}
- DANGERESQUE: That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles.
- COACH Z: You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?
- {While the Bearshark is attacking}
- DANGERESQUE: You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?
- RENALDO: I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!
- DANGERESQUE: HUNTING season!
- DANGERESQUE: Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!
- {After getting the formula dust, but before leaving Strong Borneo}
- RENALDO: We better go see Professor Experimento before that Grizzlysharkasaurusbot's mate shows up!
- {Before visiting Brainblow City}
- DANGERESQUE: It's quiet here. Too quiet. Makes me miss Brainblow City.
- {Before picking up the Stickanee Flower}
- DANGERESQUE: Shoulda known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.
- {Before picking up the Diet Cola}
- DANGERESQUE: I want to drink a toast to Renaldo, for a peaceful and healthy retirement where nothing bad can possibly kill him off.
- {Before picking up the Safety Scissors}
- DANGERESQUE: That Professor Experimento's had it in for me since day one. I better take away any sharp objects before he tries to kill me again.
- {Before dumping Credenza into the Shark Pond}
- DANGERESQUE: Cutesy Buttons' plant ain't talkin'. Maybe a little "swim" will make him fess up where he hid the secret plans!
- {While holding at least one formula ingredient}
- DANGERESQUE: All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.
- {After gaining the formula, but before discovering that Cutesy Buttons is missing}
- DANGERESQUE: I've got to get this formula back to Cutesy Buttons and wrap this case up for good.
- {Before visiting Baron Darin Diamonocle}
- DANGERESQUE: I wonder if Diamonocle is still holding a grudge against me...
- {When in a location with nothing remaining to do}
- DANGERESQUE: I've seen enough of this place. I gotta get to where the excitement is!
- {While playing cards with Perducci}
- DANGERESQUE: Gotta keep my eyes open, to make sure Perducci isn't stacking the deck.
- {After Perducci plays the blueprints}
- PERDUCCI: Nice job using that paper to win, Killingyouguy! Now if I could just remember where I put those plans...
- {Before speaking to Dadgeresque for the first time}
- DANGERESQUE: I've been putting off this meeting for too long. Looks like I'm gonna have to head to Venice.
- {Before visiting the Catacombs}
- DANGERESQUE: If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!
- {Before solving the Mexican food puzzle}
- DANGERESQUE: It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.
- {While the monster is attacking}
- DANGERESQUE: There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.
- DANGERESQUE: How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?
- {Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}
- DANGERESQUE: I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.
- {During the rooftop standoff}
- CUTESY BUTTONS: Cover me, boys! I've got to get those disks!
- {During the car chase scene, before using the sawmerang}
- DANGERESQUE: I need something to cut that big lug down to size.
- {During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}
- DANGERESQUE: If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!
- {During the car chase scene, after opening the hatch}
- DANGERESQUE: I'm gonna need something big and heavy and stupid to prop up that escape... hatch... thing.
- {Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}
- DANGERESQUE: Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!
- {Before catching Perducci}
- DANGERESQUE: So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!
- {After talking to the informants}
- DANGERESQUE: Some of the evidence I've collected has gotta have Perducci's fingerprints all over it. Maybe I should show it around.
- DANGERESQUE: So... one of those informant guys is lying. Maybe looking down a nunchuck barrel will scare some truth into 'em!
- DANGERESQUE: One of those guys' stories isn't matching up. But which one?
- {Before picking up the Big Knife}
- DANGERESQUE: I remember the good old days, before Sultry Buttons turned to a life of crime. I can almost picture it...
- {After receiving the jewels}
- DANGERESQUE: I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento!
- {Before using the Space Station orbital controls}
- DANGERESQUE: This space station isn't like the fighter rockets I piloted back in the space program, but I might just know how to fly it...
- {Before moving the drill safety blocker}
- UZI BAZOOKA: {robot voice} Give it up... Dangeresque... I will BLOCK any attempts to get past me.
- {Before adding the diamond tip to the drill}
- DANGERESQUE: Dang! That drill wouldn't be able to cut glass, much less an evil robot!
- RENALDO: You know the DRILL, Dangeresque! See if that robot gets the POINT!
[edit] 100% Completion
- DANGERESQUE: {Receives Dangeresque Too's sunglasses} Because vertical blinds work so well at home, why not hang some on your face? {Firmly} Second-best sunglasses ever.
[edit] Extended Play Intro
- {The scene opens with Strong Bad, wearing his Dangeresque glasses, on the couch in the basement.}
- STRONG BAD: {turns to the camera} Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!
