Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)

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"Remember to eat a green thing every day."

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Cutesy's House in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.


[edit] Cutesy's House

[edit] In extended play

ON-SCREEN CAPTION: Cast Intervews: Marzipan as Cutesy/Sultry Buttons
STRONG BAD: This is Marzipan's backyard. In the movie, this set is... well... pretty much still just Marzipan's backyard. Which in my opinion, did a better job of portraying Cutesy Buttons's backyard than Marzipan did portraying Cutesy Buttons!

[edit] Cutesy Buttons

At intervals when in the scene
MARZIPAN: What can I do for you, Strong B— I mean, Dangeresque?

CUTESY BUTTONS: Welcome to my formula-enhanced nursery, Dangeresque.

CUTESY BUTTONS: Back again, Dangeresque?
In extended play
STRONG BAD: So Marzipan, in the movie, you actually play two roles, that of cute, buttoned-down Cutesy Buttons, and that of sultry, unbuttoned Sultry Buttons.
MARZIPAN: That's right. And I must say, it was a pleasure getting to play a more interesting role instead of always having to play that ditzy blonde!
STRONG BAD: So here's the question that all the viewers want to know: are Cutesy and Sultry Buttons related somehow? I mean, are they sisters or cousins? How are these two characters connected?
MARZIPAN: Umm... I don't really know, I guess. I mean, I just read the script - you wrote it. You're the one who would know that.
STRONG BAD: {To the camera} Indeed I would, viewers. Indeed I would.

STRONG BAD: So, what was it like playing someone way, way hotter than yourself?
MARZIPAN: Sultry Buttons may seem attractive on the outside, but she's dark and twisted on the inside. She holds on to a bitter broken heart, but is still a romantic soul. That's what makes her so appealing.
STRONG BAD: Nope, it's the leather.

[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Formula

DANGERESQUE: Say hey baby, did Dangeresque come through for you on that formula or what? It's okay, you can say it.
CUTESY BUTTONS: The formula works, Dangeresque! Just look at all these baby trees, so eager to grow up and become the next great rainforest!
DANGERESQUE: And then my log cabin summer home in the Hamptons!

[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Floppy Disk

First time only
DANGERESQUE: Hey, remember that disk you took from Uzi Bazooka... the one with all the important launch codes on it? You wouldn't happen to still have that, would ya?
CUTESY BUTTONS: Funny you should mention that. Right after I used the formula, a man named Perducci showed up and offered me a sapling topiary for it. So I gave it to him.
DANGERESQUE: {distressed} Perducci has the disk?!
CUTESY BUTTONS: He seemed like such a nice well-dressed man. I did overhear him saying he was traveling to Venice if that helps.

DANGERESQUE: What did you say happened to that disk?
CUTESY BUTTONS: I think Perducci took it with him to Venice.

[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Angel

DANGERESQUE: It's nice to see someone so dedicated to the issues these days.
CUTESY BUTTONS: Thank you, Dangeresque.
DANGERESQUE: People so rarely care enough to let their own social status and personal hygiene fall by the wayside just to concentrate on planting trees.
CUTESY BUTTONS: I agree... {confused} I think.

[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Cutesy Buttons → Devil

DANGERESQUE: Your little herb garden is great and all, but you still owe me for getting the formula!
CUTESY BUTTONS: Sure, I'll pay you in fresh, clean oxygen!
DANGERESQUE: You'll pay me in fresh, clean hundred dollar bills or I'll bill you with my fresh, clean boot!
CUTESY BUTTONS: Fine. Check's in the mail.

[edit] Cutesy Buttons → Stickanee Flower

DANGERESQUE: I need another one of those Stickanee flowers. Ya got any?
CUTESY BUTTONS: No, the one we used for my formula was the last one. If only you had a sample of the original plant...

[edit] Branch → Cutesy Buttons

DANGERESQUE: {pulls out the branch} Here, make this grow.
CUTESY BUTTONS: You might have better luck if you used it on my Formula Enhanced garden.

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Cutesy Buttons

DANGERESQUE: {Pulls out the gun} FREEZE!
CUTESY BUTTONS: Hey! Don't point that thing at me!
DANGERESQUE: Lucky thing you're my meal ticket, lady. I'll spare you... this time.

[edit] Enhanced Garden

DANGERESQUE: Wow, those plants really grew fast!
CUTESY BUTTONS: I know, I can practically smell the Ozone layer being restored! Our air will no longer be toxic and poisonous!
DANGERESQUE: Or will it no longer be... poison-esque?
MARZIPAN: {irritated, breaking character} Knock it off!
STRONG BAD: {shrugs} Eh, okay.

If clicking on the second onion from the front, in the right-hand row

{Hint: If you're having trouble finding it, the "Enhanced Garden" pop-up text moves slightly when the cursor is in the right place}
DANGERESQUE: So, this is all the result of that top-secret formula? Not bad! If people can learn to conserve— {Pulls out the onion, revealing it to be Onion Bubs} BLARGH! {puts it back} —their environment, the world will be better off.

Same onion, in extended play

STRONG BAD: It's not all illegally long hours and stale donuts around here. Sometimes we like to go a little crazy with the practical jokes. {Pulls out Onion Bubs} Which one of you put in Onion Bubs? {cast laughs}
COACH Z: {laughing} That was me!
STRONG BAD: Coach Z, you crazy man! You crazy! {more laughs}

STRONG BAD: Yep, good old fan favorite, Onion Bubs.

[edit] Branch → Enhanced Garden

First time only
DANGERESQUE: {pulls out the branch} All right, Stickanee. Let's see how well this formula-enriched soil really works. {sticks the branch into the ground}
{Change camera perspective to a close-up on Dangeresque's face.}
DANGERESQUE: {amazed, voice rising in pitch} Ahhhhhhh ahhhha aaahhhhhah ahhhh!!!
{Change camera perspective back to normal view. The branch now has a Stickanee flower placed on it.}
DANGERESQUE: {victoriously} We're gonna make a fortune with this stuff!
CUTESY BUTTONS: It's not about money, Dangeresque. In fact, I've already given away the formula to the scientific community at large. Because, when you get right down to it... {The video gets placed on fast forward.} ...we're all part of one big beautiful... {more fast forwarding} ...it takes a village... {even more fast forwarding} ...remember to eat a green thing every day... {one more fast forward movement} ...see what I mean? {walks towards the Gazebo}
DANGERESQUE: No. {takes the flower} Stupid, selfish ecosystem!

DANGERESQUE: I don't do manual labor, man! My tree-planting days are over!

[edit] Flowers

DANGERESQUE: Hey, are these flowers from the rainforest too?
CUTESY BUTTONS: Yes they are. But I wouldn't stand so close to them if I were you. They bite!
DANGERESQUE: {jumps away from the flowers} Yipes!

[edit] Knife → Flowers

While Sultry Buttons is at large

CUTESY BUTTONS: Stay away from my flowers with that knife!
DANGERESQUE: But I need flowers to impress a special lady.
CUTESY BUTTONS: Well using those boring old flowers won't work. A woman likes something special... something unique.
DANGERESQUE: Well, I HAD a flower like that, but I turned it into goo for your formula.
CUTESY BUTTONS: And it's a good thing you did. Look at how it's brought all those plants back to life.
DANGERESQUE: {disappointed} Hrrmmph! {puts the knife away}

Other times

CUTESY BUTTONS: Stay away from my flowers with that knife!
DANGERESQUE: {disappointed} Hrrmmph! {puts the knife away}

[edit] Gazebo

DANGERESQUE: Hey, what's going on over here?
CUTESY BUTTONS: That's the intensive care nursery for abused plants. Go near it and I'll break your arms! {turns away from Dangeresque}

[edit] Metal Detector

DANGERESQUE: {Finds a bullet} Now THAT is one sultry bullet! Ooh, I should get her to change her name to Sultry Bullets.
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