Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)
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- | == | + | ===Bottles=== |
- | ===Turntable → Doin' the Wigglie=== | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I usually go for the green bottles... but when the night is right, time to hit the purple stuff. |
+ | |||
+ | ===Buffalo Wings=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm, a plate of barbecued buffalo wings! | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' These buffalo wings were probably pretty tasty... about three weeks ago. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Escargot=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, escargot! ''{Emphasises the last syllable of "escargot" so it rhymes with "whoa"}'' Club Technochocolate's going really upscale! Or maybe it's just a sneaky solution to their snail problem. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing says "snooty" like garlic-covered snails. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Homestar=== | ||
+ | :'''At intervals when in the scene''' | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' Do we mi so what I must gooooo! | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' Mi mi mi mi mi mi miiii | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' Oo-wah | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''After the audition is successful''' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Homestar- ''{Pulls out the contest entry forms}'' | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Pom Pom handles all my business arrangements now. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Homestar → Homestar==== | ||
+ | :'''Before the first audition''' | ||
+ | ::''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing hanging out in a cool cluhb like this? You know there's no real chocolate, right? | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm trying to work up the nerve to audition for Pom Pom! | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Audition? For what? Pantsless wonder? | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Pom Pom's scouring the globe for a singer to zazz up his instrumental piano stylings. | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, why aren't you auditioning? Aside from the complete lack of talent, I mean. | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' I would, but I forgot my accompanying music! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''After a failed audition''' | ||
+ | ::''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened out there, man? | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. One second I was singing my mouth off, when all of a sudden my mind went totally blank! | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's a shock. | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' I looked around for something for inspiration, but I guess the words didn't rhyme. | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' No it didn't. Not this time. | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna audition again? | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Maybe. But I'm really scared that I'll have another lyrical brain... ''{Long pause}'' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Freeze? | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah. | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry. If you're stuck, just keep your eyes on me. | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Really? | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure, it'll be funny! I mean great! It'll be great! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Homestar → Pom Pom==== | ||
+ | :'''Before the audition is successful''' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom looks like a beach ball on a mission. | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' He's going through bunches of glossies and demo tapes, looking for a singer to turn his piano act into a smash-hit duo! | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Emphasising plosives}'' How's Pom Pom picking potential partners, p-anyway? | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' He's looking for a smooth voice, good looks, and gorgeous gams. But most of all, he wants somebody who can improvise lyrics to go along with his piano playing! | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Homestar → Battle of the Bands Stage==== | ||
+ | :'''Before the audition is successful''' | ||
+ | ::''{First time only}'' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Homestar, how'd you like a one-way coach-class ticket to total stardom? ''{Pulls out the entry forms}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooo, a Battle of the Bands? | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah! For only a few handfuls of cash, you could be the next Limozeen! | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, but I don't have any handfuls of cash. And I'm not in a band. At least, not yet... | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure you won't sign up for the Battle of the Bands? | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Not now. But if I can nail this audition... | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Homestar → Cancel==== | ||
+ | :'''Before the audition is successful''' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Break an arm, good buddy. | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't go nowheres. | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm not leavin' until I'm a star! And not the home kind, neither. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Food-Related Love → Homestar==== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the record}'' Hey, check out this vintage retro-ironic vinyl wax! | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooo, "Food-Related Love!" That's what I was gonna sing for my audition! Crank that puppy up, and watch me work my magic. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Novelty Sign=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That's a bottlecap from a forty of Cold Ones Dry. Forty gallons, that is.\ | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Pom Pom=== | ||
+ | :'''Before the audition is successful''' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Pom Pom! | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles quizzically}'' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Auditions? No, I- | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}'' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry. | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom? | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''After the audition is successful''' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Record=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad takes the album, which is then displayed to the player}'' It's one of Pom Pom's instrumental piano albums. How he still managed to get chicks without squealy vocals or guitars is beyond me. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Sign=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm glad they changed the name to "Club Technochololate." SO much better than ''{derisively}'' "Club Trancefudge." | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Slow Cooker=== | ||
+ | :'''Before the cheese is added''' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, an electric stew pot! ''{Touches it and gets burnt}'' Ow! | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Makin' some victory chowder after you find a singer, eh? Tasty. | ||
+ | ::{{short hr}} | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's Pom Pom's pipin' hot stew pot. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Before the cheese is added''' | ||
+ | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm, a bubbly pot full of meltéd cheese. Hmm, you could make a pretty good fondue with this stuff. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Aerosol Cheese → Slow Cooker=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooo, maybe I can make some bubblin' cheese lava to dangle The Cheat over. ''{Sprays the cheese into the pot}'' Whoa! This actually made a nice fondue! Even better to dangle The Cheat over! | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Sword=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom definately didn't take that sword back from me by force... and wedgies. I, uh, donated it. | ||
+ | :'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Turntable=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Man. This thing looks like it hasn't been used in about four-to-six weeks. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Food-Related Love → Turntable==== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts the record on}'' And now a moldie oldie from the Pomarino himself! | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts the record on}'' Once more, but this time with feeling! | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Puts the record on without speaking}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Homestar's audition, if all the correct decisions are made at relevant points''' | ||
+ | ::''{Music starts}'' | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' Girl, we got a food-related love. And it makes me wanna sing! It's a hot 'n' tangy feeling, kinda like a... | ||
+ | ::''{Decision point - buffalo wings}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' ... like a buffalo wing! Bleu cheese or ranch. We can dine in, or we can take it to go. Our food-related love makes me all tipsy, kinda queasy, like a... | ||
+ | ::''{Decision point - wine}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' ... like a pint of merlot! I used to think it was mer-lot, until you told me it was not. And when we food-related kiss, it never food-related fails. Our lips are slimy, juicy, like a... | ||
+ | ::''{Decision point - escargot}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' ... like these hot buttered snails! Sooo nasty. They're so gross, and buttery, and they move so slow. They're just like me, girl. The way I move across the dance floor. ''{Walks towards Pom Pom}'' Our love is related to food, and you know that it's true. It's warm and bubbly too, just like a... umm... hang on, like a ... hang on, gimme a minute... | ||
+ | ::''{Decision point - fondue pot. If this point is missed, the song picks up from here next time the audition is repeated}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' ... just like a pot of fonduuuuuue! ''{Falsetto}'' Just like a pot of fondue. ''{Normal voice}'' Ohh, fondue is related to food. In fact, I think it might be a food. Ohh, fondue. It's so warm and it's gooooo-ey. ''{Speaks}'' Fonduey. So truey. | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles and applauds}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Great? Me? Oh, pshaw! | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles animatedly}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' You wanna make me a star? Oh, thank you, thank you, Mister Pom. | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles emphatically}'' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' Yes sir! ''{Stands by Pom Pom}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''If Strong Bad is standing near the buffalo wings at the wrong decision point''' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Record scratches}'' Buffalo wings? Eww, that doesn't rhyme! | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Annoyed bubbles}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''If Strong Bad is standing near the escargot at the wrong decision point''' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Record scratches}'' Plate of snails? That... doesn't rhyme... | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Annoyed bubbles}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''If Strong Bad is standing near the wine at the wrong decision point''' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Record scratches}'' Merlot? Merlot doesn't rhyme! | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Annoyed bubbles}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''If Strong Bad is standing near the stew pot but has not added the cheese''' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Record scratches}'' Pot? I'm pretty sure that doesn't rhyme. | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Annoyed bubbles}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''If Strong Bad is not standing near anything''' | ||
+ | ::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Record scratches}'' Strong Bad? That doesn't rhyme! | ||
+ | ::'''POM POM:''' ''{Annoyed bubbles}'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | ====Doin' the Wigglie → Turntable ==== | ||
'''In extended play''' | '''In extended play''' | ||
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''{You unlock the Limozeen back cover when the song ends. Playing the album again makes Strong Bad dance. If you use the album again and are missing a Limozeen manual page, you will unlock that.}'' | ''{You unlock the Limozeen back cover when the song ends. Playing the album again makes Strong Bad dance. If you use the album again and are missing a Limozeen manual page, you will unlock that.}'' | ||
- | '''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily both times it is played}'' | + | :'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily both times it is played}'' |
+ | |||
+ | ===Wine=== | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In a whiny voice}'' It's a bottle of wiiiine. ''{Normally}'' Hee-hee. | ||
+ | :{{short hr}} | ||
+ | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm. Bouncy Boy Vineyard 2007 Merlot. A rambunctious nose, with a faint aftertaste of burnt rubber. | ||
{{stub}} | {{stub}} |
Revision as of 03:45, 1 November 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Club Technochocolate in Baddest of the Bands.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
Contents |
Bottles
- STRONG BAD: I usually go for the green bottles... but when the night is right, time to hit the purple stuff.
Buffalo Wings
- STRONG BAD: Mmm, a plate of barbecued buffalo wings!
- STRONG BAD: These buffalo wings were probably pretty tasty... about three weeks ago.
Escargot
- STRONG BAD: Whoa, escargot! {Emphasises the last syllable of "escargot" so it rhymes with "whoa"} Club Technochocolate's going really upscale! Or maybe it's just a sneaky solution to their snail problem.
- STRONG BAD: Nothing says "snooty" like garlic-covered snails.
Homestar
- At intervals when in the scene
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} Do we mi so what I must gooooo!
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} Mi mi mi mi mi mi miiii
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} Oo-wah
- After the audition is successful
- STRONG BAD: Hey Homestar- {Pulls out the contest entry forms}
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- HOMESTAR: Pom Pom handles all my business arrangements now.
Homestar → Homestar
- Before the first audition
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: What are you doing hanging out in a cool cluhb like this? You know there's no real chocolate, right?
- HOMESTAR: I'm trying to work up the nerve to audition for Pom Pom!
- STRONG BAD: Audition? For what? Pantsless wonder?
- HOMESTAR: Pom Pom's scouring the globe for a singer to zazz up his instrumental piano stylings.
- STRONG BAD: So, why aren't you auditioning? Aside from the complete lack of talent, I mean.
- HOMESTAR: I would, but I forgot my accompanying music!
- After a failed audition
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: What happened out there, man?
- HOMESTAR: I don't know, Strong Bad. One second I was singing my mouth off, when all of a sudden my mind went totally blank!
- STRONG BAD: There's a shock.
- HOMESTAR: I looked around for something for inspiration, but I guess the words didn't rhyme.
- STRONG BAD: No it didn't. Not this time.
- STRONG BAD: Are you gonna audition again?
- HOMESTAR: Maybe. But I'm really scared that I'll have another lyrical brain... {Long pause}
- STRONG BAD: Freeze?
- HOMESTAR: Yeah.
- STRONG BAD: Don't worry. If you're stuck, just keep your eyes on me.
- HOMESTAR: Really?
- STRONG BAD: Sure, it'll be funny! I mean great! It'll be great!
Homestar → Pom Pom
- Before the audition is successful
- STRONG BAD: Pom Pom looks like a beach ball on a mission.
- HOMESTAR: He's going through bunches of glossies and demo tapes, looking for a singer to turn his piano act into a smash-hit duo!
- STRONG BAD: {Emphasising plosives} How's Pom Pom picking potential partners, p-anyway?
- HOMESTAR: He's looking for a smooth voice, good looks, and gorgeous gams. But most of all, he wants somebody who can improvise lyrics to go along with his piano playing!
Homestar → Battle of the Bands Stage
- Before the audition is successful
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hey Homestar, how'd you like a one-way coach-class ticket to total stardom? {Pulls out the entry forms}
- HOMESTAR: Ooo, a Battle of the Bands?
- STRONG BAD: Yeah! For only a few handfuls of cash, you could be the next Limozeen!
- HOMESTAR: Oh, but I don't have any handfuls of cash. And I'm not in a band. At least, not yet...
- STRONG BAD: Are you sure you won't sign up for the Battle of the Bands?
- HOMESTAR: Not now. But if I can nail this audition...
Homestar → Cancel
- Before the audition is successful
- STRONG BAD: Break an arm, good buddy.
- STRONG BAD: Don't go nowheres.
- HOMESTAR: I'm not leavin' until I'm a star! And not the home kind, neither.
Food-Related Love → Homestar
- STRONG BAD: {Pulls out the record} Hey, check out this vintage retro-ironic vinyl wax!
- STRONG BAD: Ooo, "Food-Related Love!" That's what I was gonna sing for my audition! Crank that puppy up, and watch me work my magic.
Novelty Sign
- STRONG BAD: That's a bottlecap from a forty of Cold Ones Dry. Forty gallons, that is.\
Pom Pom
- Before the audition is successful
- STRONG BAD: Yo, Pom Pom!
- POM POM: {Bubbles quizzically}
- STRONG BAD: Auditions? No, I-
- POM POM: {Bubbles angrily}
- STRONG BAD: Sorry.
- STRONG BAD: Pom Pom?
- POM POM: {Bubbles angrily}
- After the audition is successful
Record
- STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad takes the album, which is then displayed to the player} It's one of Pom Pom's instrumental piano albums. How he still managed to get chicks without squealy vocals or guitars is beyond me.
Sign
- STRONG BAD: I'm glad they changed the name to "Club Technochololate." SO much better than {derisively} "Club Trancefudge."
Slow Cooker
- Before the cheese is added
- STRONG BAD: Hey, an electric stew pot! {Touches it and gets burnt} Ow!
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- STRONG BAD: Makin' some victory chowder after you find a singer, eh? Tasty.
- STRONG BAD: That's Pom Pom's pipin' hot stew pot.
- Before the cheese is added
- STRONG BAD: Mmm, a bubbly pot full of meltéd cheese. Hmm, you could make a pretty good fondue with this stuff.
=Aerosol Cheese → Slow Cooker
- STRONG BAD: Ooo, maybe I can make some bubblin' cheese lava to dangle The Cheat over. {Sprays the cheese into the pot} Whoa! This actually made a nice fondue! Even better to dangle The Cheat over!
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
Sword
- STRONG BAD: Pom Pom definately didn't take that sword back from me by force... and wedgies. I, uh, donated it.
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
Turntable
- STRONG BAD: Man. This thing looks like it hasn't been used in about four-to-six weeks.
Food-Related Love → Turntable
- STRONG BAD: {Puts the record on} And now a moldie oldie from the Pomarino himself!
- STRONG BAD: {Puts the record on} Once more, but this time with feeling!
- STRONG BAD: {Puts the record on without speaking}
- Homestar's audition, if all the correct decisions are made at relevant points
- {Music starts}
- POM POM: {Bubbles}
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} Girl, we got a food-related love. And it makes me wanna sing! It's a hot 'n' tangy feeling, kinda like a...
- {Decision point - buffalo wings}
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} ... like a buffalo wing! Bleu cheese or ranch. We can dine in, or we can take it to go. Our food-related love makes me all tipsy, kinda queasy, like a...
- {Decision point - wine}
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} ... like a pint of merlot! I used to think it was mer-lot, until you told me it was not. And when we food-related kiss, it never food-related fails. Our lips are slimy, juicy, like a...
- {Decision point - escargot}
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} ... like these hot buttered snails! Sooo nasty. They're so gross, and buttery, and they move so slow. They're just like me, girl. The way I move across the dance floor. {Walks towards Pom Pom} Our love is related to food, and you know that it's true. It's warm and bubbly too, just like a... umm... hang on, like a ... hang on, gimme a minute...
- {Decision point - fondue pot. If this point is missed, the song picks up from here next time the audition is repeated}
- HOMESTAR: {Singing} ... just like a pot of fonduuuuuue! {Falsetto} Just like a pot of fondue. {Normal voice} Ohh, fondue is related to food. In fact, I think it might be a food. Ohh, fondue. It's so warm and it's gooooo-ey. {Speaks} Fonduey. So truey.
- POM POM: {Bubbles and applauds}
- HOMESTAR: Great? Me? Oh, pshaw!
- POM POM: {Bubbles animatedly}
- HOMESTAR: You wanna make me a star? Oh, thank you, thank you, Mister Pom.
- POM POM: {Bubbles emphatically}
- HOMESTAR: Yes sir! {Stands by Pom Pom}
- If Strong Bad is standing near the buffalo wings at the wrong decision point
- HOMESTAR: {Record scratches} Buffalo wings? Eww, that doesn't rhyme!
- POM POM: {Annoyed bubbles}
- If Strong Bad is standing near the escargot at the wrong decision point
- HOMESTAR: {Record scratches} Plate of snails? That... doesn't rhyme...
- POM POM: {Annoyed bubbles}
- If Strong Bad is standing near the wine at the wrong decision point
- HOMESTAR: {Record scratches} Merlot? Merlot doesn't rhyme!
- POM POM: {Annoyed bubbles}
- If Strong Bad is standing near the stew pot but has not added the cheese
- HOMESTAR: {Record scratches} Pot? I'm pretty sure that doesn't rhyme.
- POM POM: {Annoyed bubbles}
- If Strong Bad is not standing near anything
- HOMESTAR: {Record scratches} Strong Bad? That doesn't rhyme!
- POM POM: {Annoyed bubbles}
Doin' the Wigglie → Turntable
In extended play
MARSHIE: {You unlock the Limozeen back cover when the song ends. Playing the album again makes Strong Bad dance. If you use the album again and are missing a Limozeen manual page, you will unlock that.}
- POM POM: {bubbles angrily both times it is played}
Wine
- STRONG BAD: {In a whiny voice} It's a bottle of wiiiine. {Normally} Hee-hee.
- STRONG BAD: Hmmm. Bouncy Boy Vineyard 2007 Merlot. A rambunctious nose, with a faint aftertaste of burnt rubber.
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