Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses

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	*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)]]		*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)]]
	*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)]]		*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)]]
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	==Error and Item Messages==		==Error and Item Messages==
		+	:''{Note: Unlike previous games, some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}''
		+
	=== General Messages ===		=== General Messages ===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Grating}'' That won't do anything interesting.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That won't do anything interesting.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uhh, no.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, no.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way.
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope.	+
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way.	+
-	=== Strong Bad interrupting ===	+	=== Dangeresque interrupting ===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut your face!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shut your face!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my line!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's my line!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Quiet, punk!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quiet, punk!
	===Branch===		===Branch===
-	===Blueprints===	+	====Branch → Object====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not a good place for this rare, almost extinct dying branch.
		+
		+	====Branch → Person====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
		+
	===Credenza===		===Credenza===
		+	====Credenza → Object====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nah, there's no reason to randomly put a plant here.
		+
		+	====Credenza → Person====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
		+
	===Diamond or Ruby → Person===		===Diamond or Ruby → Person===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!
	===Diet Brown===		===Diet Brown===
		+	====Diet Brown → Person====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's not thirsty. Trust me, I'm detective-esque, I know these things.
		+
		+	====Diet Brown → Dangeresque====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No thanks. Dangeresque doesn't drink Ones that aren't designated as Cold, Frosty or Tall.
		+
	===Formula===		===Formula===
-	===Hubcaps===	+	====Formula → Dangereque====
-	====Hubcaps → Person====	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, this looks kinda good. Maybe I'll just have a sip. ''{Sips}'' Nope, tastes like butt.
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.	+
		+	===Hubcaps===
	====Hubcaps → Object====		====Hubcaps → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.
-	====Hubcaps → Strong Bad====	+	====Hubcaps → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.
		+
		+	====Hubcaps → Dangereque====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
	===Large Knife===		===Large Knife===
		+	====Large Knife → Person====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I know using this large knife on this person standing right next to me seems like an awesome fun thing to do. Unfortunately, the ratings board says otherwise.
-	====Large Knife → Strong Bad====	+	====Large Knife → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
-		+
-	===Launch Codes===	+
	===Nunchuck Gun===		===Nunchuck Gun===
-	====Nunchuck Gun → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{brashly}'' Now is no time for violence! ''{normally}'' Just kidding. ''Any time'' is a good time for violence, but I ''do'' have more important things to do right now.
-
	====Nunchuck Gun → Object====		====Nunchuck Gun → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.
-	====Nunchuck Gun → Strong Bad====	+	====Nunchuck Gun → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{brashly}'' Now is no time for violence! ''{normally}'' Just kidding. ''Any time'' is a good time for violence, but I ''do'' have more important things to do right now.
-	===Painting===	+	====Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
	===Romantic Photo===		===Romantic Photo===
	====Romantic Photo → Person====		====Romantic Photo → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.
-	====Romantic Photo → Strong Bad====	+	====Romantic Photo → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Photo is displayed to player}'' I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Photo is displayed to player}'' I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.
	===Safety Scissors===		===Safety Scissors===
-	====Safety Scissors → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.
-
	====Safety Scissors → Object====		====Safety Scissors → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.
		+
		+	====Safety Scissors → Person====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut.
-	====Safety Scissors → Strong Bad====	+	====Safety Scissors → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.
	===Small Rock===		===Small Rock===
	====Small Rock → Person====		====Small Rock → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!
	===Stickanee Flower===		===Stickanee Flower===
		+	====Stickanee Flower → Person====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
		+
		+	====Stickanee Flower → Dangeresque====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't see what's so special about this dumb Stickanee flower. It looks like every other flower I've firecrackered into extiction.
		+
	===Taranchula Black Metal Detector===		===Taranchula Black Metal Detector===
	:'''If used indoors'''		:'''If used indoors'''
-	::'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!	+	::'''DANGERESQUE:''' This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!
	:'''If object already found'''		:'''If object already found'''
-	::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.	+	::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.
	===Toy Heart===		===Toy Heart===
		+	====Toy Heart → Object====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need a heart.
		+
		+	====Toy Heart → Person====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' In this line of work, you learn not to give your heart to anyone.
		+
		+	====Toy Heart → Dangeresque====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I was shot in an alley, and needed a heart transplant, I would totally let them put this incredibly realistic-looking monster heart in my body! So real!
		+
	===Trinket===		===Trinket===
-	===Yellow Hair===	+	====Trinket → Dangeresque====
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe this thing I occasioanlly use as a door-stop is actually expensive illegal Columbian chocolate! Or maybe not.
	==Main Menu==		==Main Menu==
	===New Game===		===New Game===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' New game!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' New game!
	===Save/Load===		===Save/Load===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Save and load, boys!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Save and load, boys!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sultrily}'' Savélowad!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sultrily}'' Savélowad!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!
	===Settings===		===Settings===
-	:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You heard the man! Settings!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You heard the man! Settings!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' SETTINGS!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' SETTINGS!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sultrily}'' Settings, baby. Settings.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sultrily}'' Settings, baby. Settings.
	===Quit it===		===Quit it===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I quit, Commissioner!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I quit, Commissioner!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangeresque doesn't know the ''meaning'' of the word "quit". Or, "addumbrate" <!--I have no idea - anyone with better ears?-->	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't know the ''meaning'' of the word "quit". Or, "adumbrate".
	===Preview===		===Preview===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happens next, no one knows. Except me, Dangeresque!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What happens next, no one knows. Except me, Dangeresque!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sultrily}'' Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P...	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sultrily}'' Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P...
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Scenes from the next episode.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Scenes from the next episode.
	==Map==		==Map==
	===Strongborneo===		===Strongborneo===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech '''G'''lobal '''S'''atellite '''P'''ositioning '''T'''racker '''K'''eeper.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech '''G'''lobal '''S'''atellite '''P'''ositioning '''T'''racker '''K'''eeper.
	===Secret Lab===		===Secret Lab===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, the good Professor's secret lab won't be so secret from me after I add it to my GSPTK!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmmm, the good Professor's secret lab won't be so secret from me after I add it to my GSPTK!
	===Brainblow City===		===Brainblow City===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe Brainblow City isn't a default location in my travel log. I better add it now.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't believe Brainblow City isn't a default location in my travel log. I better add it now.
	===Old Club===		===Old Club===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!
	===Catacombs===		===Catacombs===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!
	===Venice===		===Venice===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.
	===Ireland===		===Ireland===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ireland needs a good home on my global... whatever.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ireland needs a good home on my global... whatever.
	===Paris===		===Paris===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll always have Paris... right here on my map!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll always have Paris... right here on my map!
	===Cairo===		===Cairo===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!
	===Tokyo===		===Tokyo===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tokyo... where was that city?	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Tokyo... where was that city?
	===When a world location is clicked===		===When a world location is clicked===
-	:''{Strong Bad holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}''	+	:''{Dangeresque holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrooommmm!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Vrooommmm!
	==Hints==		==Hints==
		+	:''{After letting Renaldo and Dangeresque Too inside, but before opening the door a second time}''
		+	:'''RENALDO:''' Is this everybody who's supposed to be at my retirement party? I thought somebody else was supposed to show up at that door.
		+
		+	:''{Before setting out for Strong Borneo}''
		+	:'''RENALDO:''' Let's get moving to Strong Borneo for our last case together!
		+
	:''{While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}''		:''{While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}''
-	:'''COACH Z:''' You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles	+	:'''COACH Z:''' You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?
-	:{{short hr}}	+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?	+
-	:'''COACH Z:''' I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!	+
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' HUNTING season!	+
	:''{While the Bearshark is attacking}''		:''{While the Bearshark is attacking}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?
		+	:'''RENALDO:''' I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HUNTING season!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!
		+
		+	:''{After getting the formula dust, but before leaving Strong Borneo}''
		+	:'''RENALDO:''' We better go see Professor Experimento before that Grizzlysharkasaurusbot's mate shows up!
		+
		+	:''{Before visiting Brainblow City}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's quiet here. Too quiet. Makes me miss Brainblow City.
		+
		+	:''{Before picking up the Stickanee Flower}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shoulda known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.
		+
		+	:''{Before picking up the Diet Cola}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I want to drink a toast to Renaldo, for a peaceful and healthy retirement where nothing bad can possibly kill him off.
		+
		+	:''{Before picking up the Safety Scissors}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That Professor Experimento's had it in for me since day one. I better take away any sharp objects before he tries to kill me again.
		+
		+	:''{Before dumping Credenza into the Shark Pond}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Cutesy Buttons' plant ain't talkin'. Maybe a little "swim" will make him fess up where he hid the secret plans!
		+
		+	:''{While holding at least one formula ingredient}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.
		+
		+	:''{After gaining the formula, but before discovering that Cutesy Buttons is missing}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've got to get this formula back to Cutesy Buttons and wrap this case up for good.
		+
		+	:''{Before visiting Baron Darin Diamonocle}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I wonder if Diamonocle is still holding a grudge against me...
		+
		+	:''{When in a location with nothing remaining to do}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've seen enough of this place. I gotta get to where the excitement is!
		+
		+	:''{While playing cards with Perducci}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gotta keep my eyes open, to make sure Perducci isn't stacking the deck.
-	:''{After getting the list of ingredients from Professor Experimento}''	+	:''{After Perducci plays the blueprints}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shoula known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.	+	:'''PERDUCCI:''' Nice job using that paper to win, Killingyouguy! Now if I could just remember where I put those plans...
-	:''{After getting at least one formula ingredient}''	+	:''{Before speaking to Dadgeresque for the first time}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've been putting off this meeting for too long. Looks like I'm gonna have to head to Venice.
	:''{Before visiting the Catacombs}''		:''{Before visiting the Catacombs}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!
-	:''{Before solving the taco puzzle}''	+	:''{Before solving the Mexican food puzzle}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.
	:''{While the monster is attacking}''		:''{While the monster is attacking}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?
	:''{Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}''		:''{Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.
-	:''{During the car chase scene}''	+	:''{During the rooftop standoff}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need something to cut that big lug down to size.	+	:'''CUTESY BUTTONS:''' Cover me, boys! I've got to get those disks!
		+
		+	:''{During the car chase scene, before using the sawmerang}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I need something to cut that big lug down to size.
	:''{During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}''		:''{During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!
		+
		+	:''{During the car chase scene, after opening the hatch}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna need something big and heavy and stupid to prop up that escape... hatch... thing.
	:''{Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}''		:''{Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!
	:''{Before catching Perducci}''		:''{Before catching Perducci}''
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!
		+
		+	:''{After talking to the informants}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some of the evidence I've collected has gotta have Perducci's fingerprints all over it. Maybe I should show it around.
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So... one of those informant guys is lying. Maybe looking down a nunchuck barrel will scare some truth into 'em!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One of those guys' stories isn't matching up. But which one?
		+
		+	:''{Before picking up the Big Knife}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I remember the good old days, before Sultry Buttons turned to a life of crime. I can almost picture it...
		+
		+	:''{After receiving the jewels}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento!
		+
		+	:''{Before using the Space Station orbital controls}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This space station isn't like the fighter rockets I piloted back in the space program, but I might just know how to fly it...
		+
		+	:''{Before moving the drill safety blocker}''
		+	:'''UZI BAZOOKA:''' ''{robot voice}'' Give it up... Dangeresque... I will BLOCK any attempts to get past me.
		+
		+	:''{Before adding the diamond tip to the drill}''
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dang! That drill wouldn't be able to cut glass, much less an evil robot!
		+	:{{short hr}}
		+	:'''RENALDO:''' You know the DRILL, Dangeresque! See if that robot gets the POINT!
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		+	==100% Completion==
		+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Receives Dangeresque Too's sunglasses}'' Because vertical blinds work so well at home, why not hang some on your face? ''{Firmly}'' Second-best sunglasses ever.
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	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!
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Current revision as of 05:54, 7 March 2023

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.

Contents 1 Locations 2 Error and Item Messages 2.1 General Messages 2.2 Dangeresque interrupting 2.3 Branch 2.3.1 Branch → Object 2.3.2 Branch → Person 2.4 Credenza 2.4.1 Credenza → Object 2.4.2 Credenza → Person 2.5 Diamond or Ruby → Person 2.6 Diet Brown 2.6.1 Diet Brown → Person 2.6.2 Diet Brown → Dangeresque 2.7 Formula 2.7.1 Formula → Dangereque 2.8 Hubcaps 2.8.1 Hubcaps → Object 2.8.2 Hubcaps → Person 2.8.3 Hubcaps → Dangereque 2.9 Large Knife 2.9.1 Large Knife → Person 2.9.2 Large Knife → Dangeresque 2.10 Nunchuck Gun 2.10.1 Nunchuck Gun → Object 2.10.2 Nunchuck Gun → Person 2.10.3 Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque 2.11 Romantic Photo 2.11.1 Romantic Photo → Person 2.11.2 Romantic Photo → Dangeresque 2.12 Safety Scissors 2.12.1 Safety Scissors → Object 2.12.2 Safety Scissors → Person 2.12.3 Safety Scissors → Dangeresque 2.13 Small Rock 2.13.1 Small Rock → Person 2.14 Stickanee Flower 2.14.1 Stickanee Flower → Person 2.14.2 Stickanee Flower → Dangeresque 2.15 Taranchula Black Metal Detector 2.16 Toy Heart 2.16.1 Toy Heart → Object 2.16.2 Toy Heart → Person 2.16.3 Toy Heart → Dangeresque 2.17 Trinket 2.17.1 Trinket → Dangeresque 3 Main Menu 3.1 New Game 3.2 Save/Load 3.3 Settings 3.4 Quit it 3.5 Preview 4 Map 4.1 Strongborneo 4.2 Secret Lab 4.3 Brainblow City 4.4 Old Club 4.5 Catacombs 4.6 Venice 4.7 Ireland 4.8 Paris 4.9 Cairo 4.10 Tokyo 4.11 When a world location is clicked 5 Hints 6 100% Completion 7 Extended Play Intro

[edit] Locations

• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)

[edit] Error and Item Messages

{Note: Unlike previous games, some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}

[edit] General Messages

DANGERESQUE: {Grating} That won't do anything interesting.

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DANGERESQUE: Uhh, no.

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DANGERESQUE: No way.

[edit] Dangeresque interrupting

DANGERESQUE: Shut your face!

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DANGERESQUE: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

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DANGERESQUE: It's my line!

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DANGERESQUE: Quiet, punk!

[edit] Branch

[edit] Branch → Object

DANGERESQUE: That's not a good place for this rare, almost extinct dying branch.

[edit] Branch → Person

DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

[edit] Credenza

[edit] Credenza → Object

DANGERESQUE: Nah, there's no reason to randomly put a plant here.

[edit] Credenza → Person

DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

[edit] Diamond or Ruby → Person

DANGERESQUE: No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!

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DANGERESQUE: Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!

[edit] Diet Brown

[edit] Diet Brown → Person

DANGERESQUE: He's not thirsty. Trust me, I'm detective-esque, I know these things.

[edit] Diet Brown → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: No thanks. Dangeresque doesn't drink Ones that aren't designated as Cold, Frosty or Tall.

[edit] Formula

[edit] Formula → Dangereque

DANGERESQUE: Hmm, this looks kinda good. Maybe I'll just have a sip. {Sips} Nope, tastes like butt.

[edit] Hubcaps

[edit] Hubcaps → Object

DANGERESQUE: I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.

[edit] Hubcaps → Person

DANGERESQUE: This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.

[edit] Hubcaps → Dangereque

DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

[edit] Large Knife

[edit] Large Knife → Person

DANGERESQUE: I know using this large knife on this person standing right next to me seems like an awesome fun thing to do. Unfortunately, the ratings board says otherwise.

[edit] Large Knife → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

[edit] Nunchuck Gun

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Object

DANGERESQUE: Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Person

DANGERESQUE: {brashly} Now is no time for violence! {normally} Just kidding. Any time is a good time for violence, but I do have more important things to do right now.

[edit] Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

[edit] Romantic Photo

[edit] Romantic Photo → Person

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.

[edit] Romantic Photo → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: {Photo is displayed to player} I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.

[edit] Safety Scissors

[edit] Safety Scissors → Object

DANGERESQUE: That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.

[edit] Safety Scissors → Person

DANGERESQUE: There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.

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DANGERESQUE: There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut.

[edit] Safety Scissors → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.

[edit] Small Rock

[edit] Small Rock → Person

DANGERESQUE: Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!

[edit] Stickanee Flower

[edit] Stickanee Flower → Person

DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

[edit] Stickanee Flower → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I don't see what's so special about this dumb Stickanee flower. It looks like every other flower I've firecrackered into extiction.

[edit] Taranchula Black Metal Detector

If used indoors

DANGERESQUE: This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!

If object already found

DANGERESQUE: I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.

[edit] Toy Heart

[edit] Toy Heart → Object

DANGERESQUE: That doesn't need a heart.

[edit] Toy Heart → Person

DANGERESQUE: In this line of work, you learn not to give your heart to anyone.

[edit] Toy Heart → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: If I was shot in an alley, and needed a heart transplant, I would totally let them put this incredibly realistic-looking monster heart in my body! So real!

[edit] Trinket

[edit] Trinket → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: Maybe this thing I occasioanlly use as a door-stop is actually expensive illegal Columbian chocolate! Or maybe not.

[edit] Main Menu

[edit] New Game

DANGERESQUE: Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.

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DANGERESQUE: New game!

[edit] Save/Load

DANGERESQUE: Save and load, boys!

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DANGERESQUE: {sultrily} Savélowad!

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DANGERESQUE: You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!

[edit] Settings

DANGERESQUE TOO: You heard the man! Settings!

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DANGERESQUE: SETTINGS!

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DANGERESQUE: {sultrily} Settings, baby. Settings.

[edit] Quit it

DANGERESQUE: I quit, Commissioner!

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DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit". Or, "adumbrate".

[edit] Preview

DANGERESQUE: What happens next, no one knows. Except me, Dangeresque!

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DANGERESQUE: {sultrily} Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P...

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DANGERESQUE: Scenes from the next episode.

[edit] Map

[edit] Strongborneo

DANGERESQUE: The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech Global Satellite Positioning Tracker Keeper.

[edit] Secret Lab

DANGERESQUE: Hmmm, the good Professor's secret lab won't be so secret from me after I add it to my GSPTK!

[edit] Brainblow City

DANGERESQUE: I can't believe Brainblow City isn't a default location in my travel log. I better add it now.

[edit] Old Club

DANGERESQUE: So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!

[edit] Catacombs

DANGERESQUE: These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!

[edit] Venice

DANGERESQUE: Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.

[edit] Ireland

DANGERESQUE: Ireland needs a good home on my global... whatever.

[edit] Paris

DANGERESQUE: I'll always have Paris... right here on my map!

[edit] Cairo

DANGERESQUE: Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!

[edit] Tokyo

DANGERESQUE: Tokyo... where was that city?

[edit] When a world location is clicked

{Dangeresque holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}

DANGERESQUE: Vrooommmm!

[edit] Hints

{After letting Renaldo and Dangeresque Too inside, but before opening the door a second time}

RENALDO: Is this everybody who's supposed to be at my retirement party? I thought somebody else was supposed to show up at that door.

{Before setting out for Strong Borneo}

RENALDO: Let's get moving to Strong Borneo for our last case together!

{While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}

DANGERESQUE: That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles.

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COACH Z: You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?

{While the Bearshark is attacking}

DANGERESQUE: You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?

RENALDO: I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!

DANGERESQUE: HUNTING season!

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DANGERESQUE: Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!

{After getting the formula dust, but before leaving Strong Borneo}

RENALDO: We better go see Professor Experimento before that Grizzlysharkasaurusbot's mate shows up!

{Before visiting Brainblow City}

DANGERESQUE: It's quiet here. Too quiet. Makes me miss Brainblow City.

{Before picking up the Stickanee Flower}

DANGERESQUE: Shoulda known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.

{Before picking up the Diet Cola}

DANGERESQUE: I want to drink a toast to Renaldo, for a peaceful and healthy retirement where nothing bad can possibly kill him off.

{Before picking up the Safety Scissors}

DANGERESQUE: That Professor Experimento's had it in for me since day one. I better take away any sharp objects before he tries to kill me again.

{Before dumping Credenza into the Shark Pond}

DANGERESQUE: Cutesy Buttons' plant ain't talkin'. Maybe a little "swim" will make him fess up where he hid the secret plans!

{While holding at least one formula ingredient}

DANGERESQUE: All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.

{After gaining the formula, but before discovering that Cutesy Buttons is missing}

DANGERESQUE: I've got to get this formula back to Cutesy Buttons and wrap this case up for good.

{Before visiting Baron Darin Diamonocle}

DANGERESQUE: I wonder if Diamonocle is still holding a grudge against me...

{When in a location with nothing remaining to do}

DANGERESQUE: I've seen enough of this place. I gotta get to where the excitement is!

{While playing cards with Perducci}

DANGERESQUE: Gotta keep my eyes open, to make sure Perducci isn't stacking the deck.

{After Perducci plays the blueprints}

PERDUCCI: Nice job using that paper to win, Killingyouguy! Now if I could just remember where I put those plans...

{Before speaking to Dadgeresque for the first time}

DANGERESQUE: I've been putting off this meeting for too long. Looks like I'm gonna have to head to Venice.

{Before visiting the Catacombs}

DANGERESQUE: If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!

{Before solving the Mexican food puzzle}

DANGERESQUE: It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.

{While the monster is attacking}

DANGERESQUE: There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.

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DANGERESQUE: How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?

{Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}

DANGERESQUE: I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.

{During the rooftop standoff}

CUTESY BUTTONS: Cover me, boys! I've got to get those disks!

{During the car chase scene, before using the sawmerang}

DANGERESQUE: I need something to cut that big lug down to size.

{During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}

DANGERESQUE: If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!

{During the car chase scene, after opening the hatch}

DANGERESQUE: I'm gonna need something big and heavy and stupid to prop up that escape... hatch... thing.

{Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}

DANGERESQUE: Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!

{Before catching Perducci}

DANGERESQUE: So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!

{After talking to the informants}

DANGERESQUE: Some of the evidence I've collected has gotta have Perducci's fingerprints all over it. Maybe I should show it around.

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DANGERESQUE: So... one of those informant guys is lying. Maybe looking down a nunchuck barrel will scare some truth into 'em!

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DANGERESQUE: One of those guys' stories isn't matching up. But which one?

{Before picking up the Big Knife}

DANGERESQUE: I remember the good old days, before Sultry Buttons turned to a life of crime. I can almost picture it...

{After receiving the jewels}

DANGERESQUE: I gotta get this ruby back to Professor Experimento!

{Before using the Space Station orbital controls}

DANGERESQUE: This space station isn't like the fighter rockets I piloted back in the space program, but I might just know how to fly it...

{Before moving the drill safety blocker}

UZI BAZOOKA: {robot voice} Give it up... Dangeresque... I will BLOCK any attempts to get past me.

{Before adding the diamond tip to the drill}

DANGERESQUE: Dang! That drill wouldn't be able to cut glass, much less an evil robot!

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RENALDO: You know the DRILL, Dangeresque! See if that robot gets the POINT!

[edit] 100% Completion

DANGERESQUE: {Receives Dangeresque Too's sunglasses} Because vertical blinds work so well at home, why not hang some on your face? {Firmly} Second-best sunglasses ever.

[edit] Extended Play Intro

{The scene opens with Strong Bad, wearing his Dangeresque glasses, on the couch in the basement.}

STRONG BAD: {turns to the camera} Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media	Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game, Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD, Interviews
All Episodes	Tutorial, WiiWare Intros
Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions Various: Countries, Homsartifacts Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer Songs: Justice Combo Meal
Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Various: Bands Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw