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These are songs from [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
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==Episode1: [[Homestar Ruiner]]==
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A number of songs are used in [[Baddest of the Bands]], the third episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
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===Please Stop Trying To Handle My Style===
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For this song, see [[Please Stop Trying To Handle My Style]]
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== Kick The Chort ==
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This song was performed by the Two-O Duo, and was featured on their album ''DeButt''. It is about [[kicking The Cheat]].
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=== Lyrics ===
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'''COACH Z''': My name is Coach Z<br>
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and Bubs is my co-hort,<br>
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put on your cheat kickers,<br>
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and let's kick The Chort!
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===Fluffy Puff Jella-Ton Jingle===
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==Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store==
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For this song, see [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]]
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:''NOTE: The actual recording in the game files starts abruptly. It is faded in and out during the end credits of the game. Parts in italics appear in the recording, but are not heard in game.''
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This song was also performed by the Two-O Duo, and is about [[Bubs]] stealing from his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]].
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=== Lyrics ===
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'''COACH Z:''' -m in line, so I'll go wit' fruit punch all the time!
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===Showdown===
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'''BUBS:''' I may be soft 'round the middle, but I'm still hardcore!
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For this song, see [[Showdown]]
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==Episode 2: [[Strong Badia the Free]]==
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'''COACH Z:''' He's stealing stuff from his own dang store!<br/>
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'''BUBS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I'm stealing stuff from my own dang store!
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===Can't You Hear the Wind Blow===
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'''''COACH Z:''' And we're out.''
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Singers: Come on everybody now.
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'''''BUBS:''' Hang on.''
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Can't you hear the wind blow!?
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'''''COACH Z:''' I said, and we're out.''
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We don't like the King of Town
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==Hugo Left Me Miserable==
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A classical song that was made by [[Strong Sad]], who recorded it inside of a mall (Though the album's cover attributes it to "The Frollos"). It is an ode to the French writer Victor Hugo.
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=== Lyrics ===
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Hugo left, Hugo left. Hugo left me miserable... ''{pronounced "mizzer-ah-bleuh"}''.
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Making peoples' heads expload.
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==Left Shift Alt Delete==
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A techno song that came packaged with [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Compy 386]], and was responsible for a "dance craze that launched a million repetitive stress injury lawsuits."
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=== Lyrics ===
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Left shift alt delete. Get off your feet!
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==Roll Wit' Da' Punches==
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This song is a heavy metal track that was performed by the band Angry at Moms. [[Strong Mad]] apparently listened to it during his "rebellious phase."
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And then they<br>
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And then they<br>
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Make you roll wit' da punches, da punches!<br>
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Nod your head to this!
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What's the price of freedom, and,
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==3 O'Clock Twist==
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Strong Bad describes this song as either a "musical novelty" or a "social menace." It was a favorite of Strong Sad, who danced to it so much that he got dizzy and vomited.
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can you could be a deer.
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=== Lyrics ===
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A greater force of liberty,
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or a justice combo meal?
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So gather round, short children.
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Listen to what I sing.
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Remember those who went to WARRRRRR!
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All for Creamy Dings.
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(More people join in) Come on everybody now,
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can't you hear the WIND blow!?
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We don't like the King of Town,
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making peoples' heads explode.
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Strong Bad: I do!
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All: Come on everybody now,
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can't you hear the wind BLOW!?
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We don't like the King Of Town,
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MAKING PEOPLES' HEADS EXPLODE
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Come on everybody now,
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can't you hear the wind BLOW!?
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We don't like the King Of Town,
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MAKING PEOPLES' HEADS EXPLODE! (song ends)
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Lead singer: That was nice.
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The King of Town: ''{spoken}'' What's a king got to do to get some chilly nack up in here?
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==Episode 3: [[Baddest of the Bands]]==
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===Food Related Love===
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Homestar: (singing) Girl, we got a food related love.
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and it makes me want to sing!
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It's a hot and tangy fealing,
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kinda like a...
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Like a Buffalo Wing!
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Blue Cheese or Ranch
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We can dine in,
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or we can take it to go.
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Our food related love makes me all sticky,
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kinda queezy, like a...
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Like a Pint of Merlow!
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I used to think it was merlot
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'Til you told me it's not.
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And with that food related kiss,
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Oh! It's all slimy and juicy!
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Like a...
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Like these hot buttered snails!
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They're so gross,
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and buttery,
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and they move so slow!
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Just like me, girl.
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The way I move accross the dance floor.
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Our love is related to food!
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And you know that it's true!
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It's warm and bubbly too!
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Just like a...
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(talking) Um, like a...
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Hang on people,
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give me a minnute...
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(Singing) Just like a pot of fondue!
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Just like, a pot of fondue!
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OH! Fondue is related to food!
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OH! Fondue!
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So warm and it's gooey.
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(talking, song ends) Fonduey,
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So truey.
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===Doin' the Wigglie===
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For this song, see [[Cool Tapes#Doin' the Wigglie &mdash; Baddest of the Bands|Cool Tapes]]
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===Limozeen is Not Very Nice===
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For this song, see [[Cool Tapes#Limozeen is Not Very Nice &mdash; Baddest of the Bands|Cool Tapes]]
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===My Face (Please Don't Put Needles in it)===
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For this song, see [[Cool Tapes#My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It) &mdash; Baddest of the Bands|Cool Tapes]]
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===Kick the Chort===
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Coach Z: My name is Coach Z
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and Bubs is my co-hort,
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put on your cheat kickers,
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and we'll kick the chort!
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===Hugo Left Me===
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Hugo left, Hugo left. Hugo left me miserable ''{pronounced Miz-er-ahb-lay}''.
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===Left Shift Alt Delete===
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Left shift alt delete.  Get off your feet!
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===Roll' Wit' Da Punches===
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===3 O'Clock Twist===
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One more time, in case you missed, it's the 3 O'Clock Twist!
One more time, in case you missed, it's the 3 O'Clock Twist!
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===Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids===
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==Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids==
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This song is a disco track that Strong Bad suggests was released in 1975. It is used as a song for wedding receptions.
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=== Lyrics ===
'''RAPPERS:''' You got to slide to the right y'all bridesmaids!
'''RAPPERS:''' You got to slide to the right y'all bridesmaids!
'''FALSETTO SINGERS:''' Slide to the right!
'''FALSETTO SINGERS:''' Slide to the right!
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==Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: the Criminal Projective|Dageresque 3]]==
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==See Also==
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===Today is Alright 4 2nite===
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*[[Food-Related Love]]
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For this song, see [[Today is Alright 4 2nite]].
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*[[Cool Tapes]]
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<!-- 1. Who put this in? 2. Is it realy in the SBCG4AP episode? -->
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==Episode 5: [[8 Bit is Enough]]==
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==External Links==
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*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100308113409/http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/devblog/id-19 Listen to six Baddest of the Bands songs in the SBCG4AP Dev Blog]
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*[https://web.archive.org/web/20111103090812/http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_deeptracks.swf View the Flash file for the player]
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{{SBCG4AP}}
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[[Category:Songs from SBCG4AP]]

Current revision as of 06:41, 26 June 2024

"Being sampled by the They're Through-O Duo does NOT give these tracks the respect they deserve."

A number of songs are used in Baddest of the Bands, the third episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Contents

[edit] Kick The Chort

This song was performed by the Two-O Duo, and was featured on their album DeButt. It is about kicking The Cheat.

[edit] Lyrics

COACH Z: My name is Coach Z
and Bubs is my co-hort,
put on your cheat kickers,
and let's kick The Chort!

[edit] Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store

NOTE: The actual recording in the game files starts abruptly. It is faded in and out during the end credits of the game. Parts in italics appear in the recording, but are not heard in game.

This song was also performed by the Two-O Duo, and is about Bubs stealing from his concession stand.

[edit] Lyrics

COACH Z: -m in line, so I'll go wit' fruit punch all the time!

BUBS: I may be soft 'round the middle, but I'm still hardcore!

COACH Z: He's stealing stuff from his own dang store!
BUBS: {simultaneously} I'm stealing stuff from my own dang store!

COACH Z: And we're out.

BUBS: Hang on.

COACH Z: I said, and we're out.

[edit] Hugo Left Me Miserable

A classical song that was made by Strong Sad, who recorded it inside of a mall (Though the album's cover attributes it to "The Frollos"). It is an ode to the French writer Victor Hugo.

[edit] Lyrics

STRONG SAD: Hugo left, Hugo left. Hugo left me miserable... {pronounced "mizzer-ah-bleuh"}.

[edit] Left Shift Alt Delete

A techno song that came packaged with Strong Bad's Compy 386, and was responsible for a "dance craze that launched a million repetitive stress injury lawsuits."

[edit] Lyrics

Left shift alt delete. Get off your feet!

[edit] Roll Wit' Da' Punches

This song is a heavy metal track that was performed by the band Angry at Moms. Strong Mad apparently listened to it during his "rebellious phase."

[edit] Lyrics

And then they
And then they
Make you roll wit' da punches, da punches!
Nod your head to this!

[edit] 3 O'Clock Twist

Strong Bad describes this song as either a "musical novelty" or a "social menace." It was a favorite of Strong Sad, who danced to it so much that he got dizzy and vomited.

[edit] Lyrics

One more time, in case you missed, it's the 3 O'Clock Twist!

[edit] Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids

This song is a disco track that Strong Bad suggests was released in 1975. It is used as a song for wedding receptions.

[edit] Lyrics

RAPPERS: You got to slide to the right y'all bridesmaids!

FALSETTO SINGERS: Slide to the right!

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Links

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Produced by Telltale Games and Videlectrix
Promotional Media

Strong Bad Gameways, Advertisement, Gameplay Trailer, Tech Demo, Dev Blog, Workin' on the Game,
Behind The Bad (1, 2, 3), Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition, Collector's DVD, Interviews

All Episodes

Tutorial, WiiWare Intros

Episode 1:
Homestar Ruiner

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad
Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field
Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire
Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown

Episode 2:
Strong Badia the Free

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions
Various: Countries, Homsartifacts
Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer
Songs: Justice Combo Meal

Episode 3:
Baddest of the Bands

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Various: Bands
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages
Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com
Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs

Episode 4:
Dangeresque 3:
The Criminal Projective

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe
Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun
Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site
Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite

Episode 5:
8-Bit is Enough

Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon
Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon
Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry
Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw

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