Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses

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	=== General Messages ===		=== General Messages ===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grating}'' That won't do anything interesting.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Grating}'' That won't do anything interesting.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, no.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uhh, no.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way.
-	=== Strong Bad interrupting ===	+	=== DANGERESQUE interrupting ===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut your face!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Shut your face!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, yeah, whatever.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
	:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my line!		:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's my line!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Quiet, punk!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quiet, punk!
	===Branch===		===Branch===
	====Branch → Person====		====Branch → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
	====Branch → Object====		====Branch → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not a good place for this rare, almost extinct dying branch.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not a good place for this rare, almost extinct dying branch.
	===Credenza===		===Credenza===
	====Credenza → Person====		====Credenza → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
	====Credenza → Object====		====Credenza → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, there's no reason to randomly put a plant here.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nah, there's no reason to randomly put a plant here.
	===Diamond or Ruby → Person===		===Diamond or Ruby → Person===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!
	===Diet Brown===		===Diet Brown===
	====Diet Brown → Person====		====Diet Brown → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' He's not thirsty. Trust me, I'm detective-esque, I know these things.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's not thirsty. Trust me, I'm detective-esque, I know these things.
-	====Diet Brown → Strong Bad====	+	====Diet Brown → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' No thanks. Dangeresque doesn't drink Ones that aren't designated as Cold, Frosty or Tall.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No thanks. Dangeresque doesn't drink Ones that aren't designated as Cold, Frosty or Tall.
	===Formula===		===Formula===
-	====Formula → Strong Bad====	+	====Formula → Dangereque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, this looks kinda good. Maybe I'll just have a sip. ''{Sips}'' Nope, tastes like butt.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmm, this looks kinda good. Maybe I'll just have a sip. ''{Sips}'' Nope, tastes like butt.
	===Hubcaps===		===Hubcaps===
	====Hubcaps → Person====		====Hubcaps → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.
	====Hubcaps → Object====		====Hubcaps → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.
-	====Hubcaps → Strong Bad====	+	====Hubcaps → Dangereque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
	===Large Knife===		===Large Knife===
	====Large Knife → Person====		====Large Knife → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I know using this large knife on this person standing right next to me seems like an awesome fun thing to do. Unfortunately, the ratings board says otherwise.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I know using this large knife on this person standing right next to me seems like an awesome fun thing to do. Unfortunately, the ratings board says otherwise.
-	====Large Knife → Strong Bad====	+	====Large Knife → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
	===Nunchuck Gun===		===Nunchuck Gun===
	====Nunchuck Gun → Person====		====Nunchuck Gun → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{brashly}'' Now is no time for violence! ''{normally}'' Just kidding. ''Any time'' is a good time for violence, but I ''do'' have more important things to do right now.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{brashly}'' Now is no time for violence! ''{normally}'' Just kidding. ''Any time'' is a good time for violence, but I ''do'' have more important things to do right now.
	====Nunchuck Gun → Object====		====Nunchuck Gun → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.
-	====Nunchuck Gun → Strong Bad====	+	====Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.
	===Romantic Photo===		===Romantic Photo===
	====Romantic Photo → Person====		====Romantic Photo → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.
-	====Romantic Photo → Strong Bad====	+	====Romantic Photo → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Photo is displayed to player}'' I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Photo is displayed to player}'' I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.
	===Safety Scissors===		===Safety Scissors===
	====Safety Scissors → Person====		====Safety Scissors → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut.
	====Safety Scissors → Object====		====Safety Scissors → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.
-	====Safety Scissors → Strong Bad====	+	====Safety Scissors → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.
	===Small Rock===		===Small Rock===
	====Small Rock → Person====		====Small Rock → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!
	===Stickanee Flower===		===Stickanee Flower===
	====Stickanee Flower → Person====		====Stickanee Flower → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!
-	====Stickanee Flower → Strong Bad====	+	====Stickanee Flower → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't see what's so special about this dumb Stickanee flower. It looks like every other flower I've firecrackered into extiction.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't see what's so special about this dumb Stickanee flower. It looks like every other flower I've firecrackered into extiction.
	===Taranchula Black Metal Detector===		===Taranchula Black Metal Detector===
	:'''If used indoors'''		:'''If used indoors'''
-	::'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!	+	::'''DANGERESQUE:''' This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!
	:'''If object already found'''		:'''If object already found'''
-	::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.	+	::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.
	===Toy Heart===		===Toy Heart===
	====Toy Heart → Person====		====Toy Heart → Person====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' In this line of work, you learn not to give your heart to anyone.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' In this line of work, you learn not to give your heart to anyone.
	====Toy Heart → Object====		====Toy Heart → Object====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need a heart.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need a heart.
-	====Toy Heart → Strong Bad====	+	====Toy Heart → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' If I was shot in an alley, and needed a heart transplant, I would totally let them put this incredibly realistic-looking monster heart in my body! So real!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' If I was shot in an alley, and needed a heart transplant, I would totally let them put this incredibly realistic-looking monster heart in my body! So real!
	===Trinket===		===Trinket===
-	====Trinket → Strong Bad====	+	====Trinket → Dangeresque====
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maybe this thing I occasioanlly use as a door-stop is actually expensive illegal Columbian chocolate! Or maybe not.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe this thing I occasioanlly use as a door-stop is actually expensive illegal Columbian chocolate! Or maybe not.
	==Main Menu==		==Main Menu==
	===New Game===		===New Game===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' New game!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' New game!
	===Save/Load===		===Save/Load===
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' Save and load, boys!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Save and load, boys!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sultrily}'' Savélowad!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{sultrily}'' Savélowad!
	:{{short hr}}		:{{short hr}}
-	:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!	+	:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!
	===Settings===		===Settings===

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Revision as of 16:34, 24 December 2017

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.

Contents 1 Locations 2 Error and Item Messages 2.1 General Messages 2.2 DANGERESQUE interrupting 2.3 Branch 2.3.1 Branch → Person 2.3.2 Branch → Object 2.4 Credenza 2.4.1 Credenza → Person 2.4.2 Credenza → Object 2.5 Diamond or Ruby → Person 2.6 Diet Brown 2.6.1 Diet Brown → Person 2.6.2 Diet Brown → Dangeresque 2.7 Formula 2.7.1 Formula → Dangereque 2.8 Hubcaps 2.8.1 Hubcaps → Person 2.8.2 Hubcaps → Object 2.8.3 Hubcaps → Dangereque 2.9 Large Knife 2.9.1 Large Knife → Person 2.9.2 Large Knife → Dangeresque 2.10 Nunchuck Gun 2.10.1 Nunchuck Gun → Person 2.10.2 Nunchuck Gun → Object 2.10.3 Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque 2.11 Romantic Photo 2.11.1 Romantic Photo → Person 2.11.2 Romantic Photo → Dangeresque 2.12 Safety Scissors 2.12.1 Safety Scissors → Person 2.12.2 Safety Scissors → Object 2.12.3 Safety Scissors → Dangeresque 2.13 Small Rock 2.13.1 Small Rock → Person 2.14 Stickanee Flower 2.14.1 Stickanee Flower → Person 2.14.2 Stickanee Flower → Dangeresque 2.15 Taranchula Black Metal Detector 2.16 Toy Heart 2.16.1 Toy Heart → Person 2.16.2 Toy Heart → Object 2.16.3 Toy Heart → Dangeresque 2.17 Trinket 2.17.1 Trinket → Dangeresque 3 Main Menu 3.1 New Game 3.2 Save/Load 3.3 Settings 3.4 Quit it 3.5 Preview 4 Map 4.1 Strongborneo 4.2 Secret Lab 4.3 Brainblow City 4.4 Old Club 4.5 Catacombs 4.6 Venice 4.7 Ireland 4.8 Paris 4.9 Cairo 4.10 Tokyo 4.11 When a world location is clicked 5 Hints 6 100% Completion 7 Extended Play Intro

Locations

• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Strongborneo)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)

Error and Item Messages

{Note: Unlike previous games, some items give different responses when used on a person as opposed to when they are used on an object. These responses are given only if a person or object doesn't give a specific response listed on the other response pages. If an item here is lacking a response when used on Strong Bad, he usually just gives the same as the "Person" response. If no response is listed, Strong Bad simply gives one of the general messages.}

General Messages

DANGERESQUE: {Grating} That won't do anything interesting.

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DANGERESQUE: Uhh, no.

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DANGERESQUE: No way.

DANGERESQUE interrupting

DANGERESQUE: Shut your face!

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DANGERESQUE: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

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STRONG BAD: It's my line!

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DANGERESQUE: Quiet, punk!

Branch

Branch → Person

DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

Branch → Object

DANGERESQUE: That's not a good place for this rare, almost extinct dying branch.

Credenza

Credenza → Person

DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

Credenza → Object

DANGERESQUE: Nah, there's no reason to randomly put a plant here.

Diamond or Ruby → Person

DANGERESQUE: No way, man, I am NOT giving away my precious gems to anybody!

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DANGERESQUE: Who deserves precious gems more than Dangeresque? Nobody, that's who!

Diet Brown

Diet Brown → Person

DANGERESQUE: He's not thirsty. Trust me, I'm detective-esque, I know these things.

Diet Brown → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: No thanks. Dangeresque doesn't drink Ones that aren't designated as Cold, Frosty or Tall.

Formula

Formula → Dangereque

DANGERESQUE: Hmm, this looks kinda good. Maybe I'll just have a sip. {Sips} Nope, tastes like butt.

Hubcaps

Hubcaps → Person

DANGERESQUE: This awesome sawmerang hubcap is WAY too powerful to use on someone that wimpy.

Hubcaps → Object

DANGERESQUE: I don't wanna tarnish my sawmerang hubcaps on THAT.

Hubcaps → Dangereque

DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

Large Knife

Large Knife → Person

DANGERESQUE: I know using this large knife on this person standing right next to me seems like an awesome fun thing to do. Unfortunately, the ratings board says otherwise.

Large Knife → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

Nunchuck Gun

Nunchuck Gun → Person

DANGERESQUE: {brashly} Now is no time for violence! {normally} Just kidding. Any time is a good time for violence, but I do have more important things to do right now.

Nunchuck Gun → Object

DANGERESQUE: Interrogating inanimate objects isn't as helpful as you might think.

Nunchuck Gun → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I'm not using that thing on myself! Besides, I probably wouldn't even feel it.

Romantic Photo

Romantic Photo → Person

DANGERESQUE: Yeah, that's me. In Paris. With a hottie. You don't have to say anything, I know I'm a crunklord.

Romantic Photo → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: {Photo is displayed to player} I can't believe that Sultry Buttons kept this photo of us! I also can't believe I ever thought that mustache was cool! I guess a Stickanee flower in Paris really IS romantic.

Safety Scissors

Safety Scissors → Person

DANGERESQUE: There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut. Except maybe a deal for eighty percent of... the profits.

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DANGERESQUE: There's nothin' on HIM I wanna cut.

Safety Scissors → Object

DANGERESQUE: That's way too thick for THESE scissors to cut through.

Safety Scissors → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I could probably trim a little off the top with these, but I don't think they can cut much else.

Small Rock

Small Rock → Person

DANGERESQUE: Throwin' rocks at people? Come on, man! That is sooo fourth grade ago!

Stickanee Flower

Stickanee Flower → Person

DANGERESQUE: Uh, my workplace manual describes that as "inappropriate behavior". Despite that, I'm still not giving 'em my plant!

Stickanee Flower → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: I don't see what's so special about this dumb Stickanee flower. It looks like every other flower I've firecrackered into extiction.

Taranchula Black Metal Detector

If used indoors

DANGERESQUE: This thing's not authorized for indoor use by The Agency, and I'm not risking getting my license taken away again. It's twelve-strikes-and-you're-out with those people!

If object already found

DANGERESQUE: I think this little patch of ground's already horked up its share of treasure today.

Toy Heart

Toy Heart → Person

DANGERESQUE: In this line of work, you learn not to give your heart to anyone.

Toy Heart → Object

DANGERESQUE: That doesn't need a heart.

Toy Heart → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: If I was shot in an alley, and needed a heart transplant, I would totally let them put this incredibly realistic-looking monster heart in my body! So real!

Trinket

Trinket → Dangeresque

DANGERESQUE: Maybe this thing I occasioanlly use as a door-stop is actually expensive illegal Columbian chocolate! Or maybe not.

Main Menu

New Game

DANGERESQUE: Man, have I got a story for you. Let's start at the beginning.

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DANGERESQUE: New game!

Save/Load

DANGERESQUE: Save and load, boys!

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DANGERESQUE: {sultrily} Savélowad!

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DANGERESQUE: You'll be saved after I load my nunchuck gun!

Settings

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You heard the man! Settings!

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STRONG BAD: SETTINGS!

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STRONG BAD: {sultrily} Settings, baby. Settings.

Quit it

STRONG BAD: I quit, Commissioner!

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STRONG BAD: Dangeresque doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit". Or, "adumbrate".

Preview

STRONG BAD: What happens next, no one knows. Except me, Dangeresque!

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STRONG BAD: {sultrily} Next time on S-B-C-G-4-A-P...

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STRONG BAD: Scenes from the next episode.

Map

Strongborneo

STRONG BAD: The treacherous jungles of Strongborneo. Let me just mark that location on my super high tech Global Satellite Positioning Tracker Keeper.

Secret Lab

STRONG BAD: Hmmm, the good Professor's secret lab won't be so secret from me after I add it to my GSPTK!

Brainblow City

STRONG BAD: I can't believe Brainblow City isn't a default location in my travel log. I better add it now.

Old Club

STRONG BAD: So, Perducci thinks he can hide out in an abandoned night club, eh? Well, you can't hide from Dangeresque!

Catacombs

STRONG BAD: These catacombs may be elusive to some, but I'll always know just where to find them!

Venice

STRONG BAD: Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located.

Ireland

STRONG BAD: Ireland needs a good home on my global... whatever.

Paris

STRONG BAD: I'll always have Paris... right here on my map!

Cairo

STRONG BAD: Cairo, one of the four corners of the Earth. Perhaps I'll make it one of the four corners of my map!

Tokyo

STRONG BAD: Tokyo... where was that city?

When a world location is clicked

{Strong Bad holds the map closer, and moves a small paper aeroplane across}

STRONG BAD: Vrooommmm!

Hints

{While searching for the formula in Strong Borneo}

COACH Z: You're gonna edit out all this searchin' around and just cut straight to the fence, right?

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STRONG BAD: That serum's GOTTA be hidden around here SOMEWHERE in these jungles

{While the Bearshark is attacking}

STRONG BAD: You know what my favorite season is, Renaldo?

COACH Z: I don't know! Decemberween? I'm kinda busy here!

STRONG BAD: HUNTING season!

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STRONG BAD: Good thing my license to kill works on Grizzlesharkasarusbots, and not just seedy low-lifes. Dangeresque!

{After getting the list of ingredients from Professor Experimento}

STRONG BAD: Shoulda known getting a Stickanee flower wouldn't be so easy. That deranged scientist talks like they grow on trees or something.

{After getting at least one formula ingredient}

STRONG BAD: All this science stuff is weighing me down. I gotta get it back to the Professor.

{Before speaking to Dadgeresque for the first time}

STRONG BAD: I've been putting off this meeting for too long. Looks like I'm gonna have to head to Venice.

{Before visiting the Catacombs}

STRONG BAD: If I'm gonna solve the lost kidnapping case, I better find those catacombs!

{Before solving the taco puzzle}

STRONG BAD: It's a good thing I spent all those years studying ancient cave hieroglyphics and Mexican fast food menus, or I'd never be able to solve the deadly catacomb puzzle.

{While the monster is attacking}

STRONG BAD: There's still ONE missing piece of the puzzle, that Dadgeresque left half-solved for decades.

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STRONG BAD: How am I gonna stop that heartless girl-kidnapping monster?

{Before rescuing the kidnapping victim}

STRONG BAD: I better find that kidnapped little girl and get her back to her family.

{During the car chase scene}

STRONG BAD: I need something to cut that big lug down to size.

{During the car chase scene, before opening the escape hatch}

STRONG BAD: If only I could get into the trunk! Who knows what left-over junk food may be back there than I can chuck at him!

{Before asking Cutesy Buttons about the disk}

STRONG BAD: Only ONE dame knows where to find those disks, and that's... dum dum dum! Cutesy Buttons!

{Before catching Perducci}

STRONG BAD: So, Perducci high-tailed it to Venice, eh? Well, TWO can play at that game!

100% Completion

STRONG BAD: {Receives Dangeresque Too's sunglasses} Because vertical blinds work so well at home, why not hang some on your face? {Firmly} Second-best sunglasses ever.

Extended Play Intro

{The scene opens with Strong Bad, wearing his Dangeresque glasses, on the couch in the basement.}

STRONG BAD: {turns to the camera} Oh, hi! I didn't see you there! Welcome to the extended play DVD extras portion of Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective! Here you can see some behind the scenes clips, cast interviews, bloopers and DELETED! scenes. To do this, just open the Dangeresque Map and select a location. Enjoy!

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Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Snake Boxer 5, Teen Girl Squad Responses: House of Strong, Marzipan's, K.o.T. Castle, The Track, The Field Promotional Media: Homestar at the Track, Around the Field, Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire Songs: Handle My Style, Fluffy Puff Jela-ton, Showdown
Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Math Kickers, Cave Girl Squad, Maps and Minions Various: Countries, Homsartifacts Responses: Bleak House, The Field, Homsar Reservation, Pompomerania, Country, Marzistar, The Castle Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer Songs: Justice Combo Meal
Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Various: Bands Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Marzipan's, Club Technochocolate, The Track, Battle of the Bands stages Promotional Media: Gameplay Trailer, Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist, Promo, baddestofthebands.com Songs: Food-Related Love, Cool Tapes songs, Other songs
Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Space Circus Catastrophe Responses: Smoky Office, Brainblow City, Strongborneo, Secret Lab, Catacombs, Old Club, Cutesy's House, World Locations, The Sun Promotional Media: Dangeresque: Puppet Squad, Gameplay Clips, Mini-Site Songs: Today is Alright 4 2Nite
Episode 5: 8-Bit is Enough	Gameplay: Walkthrough, Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, Redcoat Ghost Patrol, Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon Various: Character Variations, Spirits of '76, Halfathlon Responses: House of Strong, The Field, Crates, Videlectrix Mainframe, Halfathlon, Gel-Arshie's Backstage, Stinkoman 20X6, Peasantry Promotional Media: Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw