Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Guh. Gro-day. | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Guh. Gro-day. | ||
| - | ===Bubs → Fun Machine=== | + | ====Bubs → Fun Machine==== |
:'''While Strong Bad still has the Fun Machine. Note that Fun Machine → Bubs has the same effect''' | :'''While Strong Bad still has the Fun Machine. Note that Fun Machine → Bubs has the same effect''' | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, you gotta help me! It's my Fun Machine! It's... broken! ''{Places Fun Machine on the counter}'' | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, you gotta help me! It's my Fun Machine! It's... broken! ''{Places Fun Machine on the counter}'' | ||
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::'''BUBS:''' Buh-lieve it. | ::'''BUBS:''' Buh-lieve it. | ||
| - | ===Bubs → Security Jacket=== | + | ====Bubs → Security Jacket==== |
:'''Before Strong Sad has the security jacket''' | :'''Before Strong Sad has the security jacket''' | ||
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get anyone to wear this ridiculous security jacket? | ::'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I gonna get anyone to wear this ridiculous security jacket? | ||
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::'''BUBS:''' No, but the kid sure looks good in yellow. | ::'''BUBS:''' No, but the kid sure looks good in yellow. | ||
| - | ===Bubs → Judges=== | + | ====Bubs → Judges==== |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you know how hard it is to find A-List celebrites in this Z-List town? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you know how hard it is to find A-List celebrites in this Z-List town? | ||
:'''BUBS:''' Tell me about it! For my last infomercial, I skipped the A-List, the B-List, and went straight to the FBI Most Wanted List! ''{Holds up a picture of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] holding a drawn-on food processor, with "WANTED" written across the top, and "food processor" across the bottom.}'' Though Biscuitdoughhandsman sure helped me sell a lotta food processors. | :'''BUBS:''' Tell me about it! For my last infomercial, I skipped the A-List, the B-List, and went straight to the FBI Most Wanted List! ''{Holds up a picture of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] holding a drawn-on food processor, with "WANTED" written across the top, and "food processor" across the bottom.}'' Though Biscuitdoughhandsman sure helped me sell a lotta food processors. | ||
| - | ===Bubs → Contest Flyer=== | + | ====Bubs → Contest Flyer==== |
:''(When Strong Bad has the flyer}'' | :''(When Strong Bad has the flyer}'' | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, if I won a day with Limozeen, do you think THEY'D be good celebrity judges for my concert? | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, if I won a day with Limozeen, do you think THEY'D be good celebrity judges for my concert? | ||
:'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? Yeah, I bet they're just the right amount of washed-up to be the perfect celebrity judges | :'''BUBS:''' Limozeen? Yeah, I bet they're just the right amount of washed-up to be the perfect celebrity judges | ||
| - | ===Bubs → Cancel=== | + | ====Bubs → Cancel==== |
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs. | ||
:'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator | :'''BUBS:''' See ya later, promotinator | ||
Revision as of 06:23, 30 October 2008
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from The Field in Baddest of the Bands.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
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Brick Wall
Brick Wall
- STRONG BAD: Lots of cool bands have posed in front of this wall over the years... lots of cool midget bands.
Box
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: {Looks under the box} Box peering guy, hey! {Finds a head band} All right, a head band! I can use this to keep sweat from streaming into my eyes while I'm belting out power ballads in the photo booth.
- STRONG BAD: {Looks under the box} Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.
Bubs' Concession Stand
Bubs
- While Bubs has the Fun Machine
- STRONG BAD: Bubs!
- STRONG BAD: Strong Bad! How's it shakin', bacon?
- STRONG BAD: Bubs!
- STRONG BAD: Strong Bad.
- In extended play
- STRONG BAD: No hard feelings about the "conspiring to get you repeatedly punched in the face thing?"
- BUBS: Oh it's cool. Whenever I get mad about it, I just roll around naked in all the money I made from the concert!
- STRONG BAD: Guh. Gro-day.
Bubs → Fun Machine
- While Strong Bad still has the Fun Machine. Note that Fun Machine → Bubs has the same effect
- STRONG BAD: Bubs, you gotta help me! It's my Fun Machine! It's... broken! {Places Fun Machine on the counter}
- BUBS: It is? Well, we can fix that, no problem! {Takes Fun Machine}
- STRONG BAD: Oh, good. I was afraid that--
- BUBS: {Interrupting} That'll be one big sack of cash.
- STRONG BAD: One big sackajawhat?
- BUBS: One big sack of cash. This is gonna be a tricky job. I gotta order some parts, hire some skilled labor, go back to night school, maybe take some tap lessons...
- STRONG BAD: How am I gonna get a big sack o' cash?
- BUBS: You could get a job. I sure could use an Assistant Grime Taster.
- STRONG BAD: No, the has to be a more convoluted way, but how?
- {Game Larry appears in mid-air, but speaks in normal Larry's voice}
- GAME LARRY: Rock and roll, Strong Bad!!
- STRONG BAD: That it's! I'll put on a Battle Royale of the Bands, and use the profits to fix my Fun Machine!!
- BUBS: I know all about putting on concerts, Strong Bad. I'll even help you out!
- STRONG BAD: You will?
- BUBS: Sure, I love little side projects. I'm knitting a winter vest with my feet right now, see?
- {Shot of Strong Bad from below the counter. Knitting sounds can be heard.}
- STRONG BAD: {In an interested tone of voice} Terrifying! So, who should I get for my Battle Royale of the Bands?
- BUBS: Slow down, there, Strong Band! Before you start signing up any acts, you're gonna need two things: Security and Celebrity Judges.
- STRONG BAD: Booooring.
- BUBS: Without celebrity judges, noone's gonna bother to come see the kind of fourth-rate acts that will pay to be in a contest. And without someone running security, who'll monitor the line to the Cold Ones stand, the mist tent, the port-o-potties?
- STRONG BAD: Who the crap wants THAT job?
- BUBS: I dunno, man, but while you were staring at my feet, I made you this deluxe Security Jacket. {Gives jacket to Strong Bad} Get some poor sap to wear this thing and find me some celebrity judges, then we'll be in illegitimate business!
- While Bubs has the Fun Machine
- STRONG BAD: I can't believe you're making me pay actual real money for my Fun Machine repairs.
- BUBS: Buh-lieve it.
Bubs → Security Jacket
- Before Strong Sad has the security jacket
- STRONG BAD: How am I gonna get anyone to wear this ridiculous security jacket?
- BUBS: Why don't you try lying through your teeth? Always works for me.
- STRONG BAD: What about lying through your rectangular mouth?
- BUBS: Yeah, I suppose that'd work, toothless.
- After Strong Sad has the security jacket
- STRONG BAD: How's Strong Sad working out as the head of concert security?
- BUBS: He's great!
- STRONG BAD: Really?
- BUBS: No, but the kid sure looks good in yellow.
Bubs → Judges
- STRONG BAD: Do you know how hard it is to find A-List celebrites in this Z-List town?
- BUBS: Tell me about it! For my last infomercial, I skipped the A-List, the B-List, and went straight to the FBI Most Wanted List! {Holds up a picture of Biscuitdoughhandsman holding a drawn-on food processor, with "WANTED" written across the top, and "food processor" across the bottom.} Though Biscuitdoughhandsman sure helped me sell a lotta food processors.
Bubs → Contest Flyer
- (When Strong Bad has the flyer}
- STRONG BAD: Hey Bubs, if I won a day with Limozeen, do you think THEY'D be good celebrity judges for my concert?
- BUBS: Limozeen? Yeah, I bet they're just the right amount of washed-up to be the perfect celebrity judges
Bubs → Cancel
- STRONG BAD: Well, I got rock history to write. Catch ya on the flipside, Bubs.
- BUBS: See ya later, promotinator
- STRONG BAD: Well, that Battle of the Bands ain't gonna book itself. I'm outta here!
- BUBS: Rock over London, Strong Bad. Rock on, Chicago.
- STRONG BAD: Okay, the time for talking is over. For now.
- BUBS: Come back soon! I'm always Bubs.
Contest Flyer
- STRONG BAD: {Takes the flyer} Hey, what's this? Some kind of old contest entry form? {Reads} "Win a Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen's Album Cover Design Contest! If you've got a photo that you think is tough enough, simply scribble your name and address on the back, slap on a stamp, and send it to blah blah blah blah blah. If your photo is chosen, you get to spend a whole day with Limozeen for your Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous!" {Puts flyer away} Whoa, and entire day with Limozeen at my call and beck! That. Would be. So. {Quickly} Tremendously-awesome-that-it-kinda-hurts-my-brain-and-I-maybe-need-some-aspirin!
Diamond-Plated Record
- While Bubs is present
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: What's this jobbie here, Bubs?
- BUBS: That's my diamond-encrusted plantanium record I got back in the day for selling a bajillion records!
- STRONG BAD: Oh, from your days with the Two-O Duo.
- BUBS: {Angrily} Don't you say that name-o!
- STRONG BAD: About this gold spray-painted record--
- BUBS: {Angrily} I don't wanna talk about it!
- While Bubs is absent
Sign
- STRONG BAD: I honestly thought it was called {zooms in on sign} "Bubs' Conces 5 Stand" for years.
Stencil
- STRONG BAD: This must be what Bubs used to make that lame security jacket. {Takes the stencil}
"Eat at Bub's" Sign
Starfish
- STRONG BAD: Bubs doesn't need this lightéd star. Why does he waste money on advertising when he's the only game in town? {Takes the starfish} And he's right over there. {Points}}
Sign
- STRONG BAD: "Eat at Bubs'." Do I have to?
The Gremlin
Hot Car
- At game start
- STRONG BAD: The Make-Out-Mobile is looking epically fearsome today.
- STRONG BAD: Good ol' Gremmie.
- If anything is on the car, but Strong Bad does not have the Defaced Album
- STRONG BAD: Not bad. Now if I only had some reason to put some crap on a car.
- If anything is on the car, and Strong Bad does have the Defaced Album
- STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad pulls out the Defaced Album and compares it to the car} Okay, not too shabby, but it's still not jumping out at me... and tearing out my jugular.
Starfish → Hot Car
- STRONG BAD: One fish, two fish, starfish, carfish. {Puts the starfish on the car's antenna.} I think I like you, glowy starfish. You do not make me want to barfish.
Oil Slick
- Only selectable before it gets set alight
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: Hmm. That oil slick is new. Maybe it also has smoke screen! And missiles!
- STRONG BAD: Someone should really do something about (or preferably with) that oil slick.
Lighter → Oil Slick
- STRONG BAD: Now what was it that Strong Sad told me about cleaning oil spills?
- {Flashback to Strong Bad and Strong Sad standing in The Field}
- STRONG BAD: {As flashback Strong Sad} Umm... set it on fire
- {Back to the present}
- STRONG BAD: Thanks, big little brother.
- STRONG SAD: {Running up} I never said that!
- STRONG BAD: Too late! {Pulls out the lighter and drops it in the oil slick, which promptly catches fire.}
The Stick
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: It's The Stick! {fanfare}
- STRONG BAD: Keep on sticking it out, sticky.
- STRONG BAD: It's The Stick! {Pause}
- STRONG BAD: And, that's about all there is.
Strong Badia
Strong Badian fence
- If SECURITY is not painted on the fence
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: What the crap? Someone's been vandalizing Strong Badia's precious natural resources.
- STRONG BAD: Man, repainting this is seriously gonna deplete Strong Badia's treasury. I may have to raise taxes! Sorry, Tire.
- If SECURITY is spray painted on the fence
- STRONG BAD: "SECURITY..." The crappy old job masquerading as a hot new band!
Aerosol Cheese → Fence
- If the stencil is not on the fence
- {First time only}
- STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence} Hmm... yes! {Strong Bad has made a little stick-figure Strong Bad} Well, that was the opposite of good. I wonder if there's a trick to good graffiti?
- STRONG BAD: I'm not wasting any more of this delicious goo until I figure out an easy way to vandalize with style.
- If the stencil is on the fence
- See Aerosol Cheese → Stencil
Stencil → Fence
- STRONG BAD: {Places stencil on fence} This seems like a good place for a stencil.
Aerosol Cheese → Stencil
- STRONG BAD: {Strong Bad sprays cheese on the fence} Now THAT'S a spicy piece of graffiti!
- STRONG SAD: {Walks up} Excuse me, is this the fabled fence where all the hipsters vandalize public property with the names of all their favorite bands?
- STRONG BAD: Why, yes. Yes it is.
- STRONG SAD: Ooh, good. I'm a snooty rock journalist looking for the next big thing... to be pretentious about.
- STRONG BAD: Do tell.
- STRONG SAD: "Security?" Hmm...
Strong Badia sign
- STRONG BAD: "Strong Badia, Pop: Tire." Pop... tire... Pop tire! Hey, that's pretty funny! Why did I never get that before?
Strong Sad
- After spray-painting "Security" to the fence
Strong Sad → Strong Badian Fence
- STRONG BAD: So, is Strong Badia's fence everything you'd hoped it would be?
- STRONG SAD: And more! I'm especially intrigued by this new band called "Security." I've been hearing a lot of buzz about them.
- STRONG BAD: You have?
- STRONG SAD: Oh, sure. I can't go anywhere without hearing people whispering about "getting Security."
Strong Sad → Battle of the Bands Stage
- STRONG BAD: Hey, I got a story for you, Mister Snooty Rock Journalist: "Prepare ye all butts for maximum kickage, as Strong Bad organizes a legendary Battle Royale of the Bands!!"
- STRONG SAD: No, you're not.
- STRONG BAD: No, really. It'll have security and celebrity judges and everything!
- STRONG SAD: And ponies?
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, and ponies! Whu-hey!
- STRONG SAD: {Chortles}
Strong Sad → Security Jacket
- STRONG BAD: {In his hyping-it-up voice} Check out this article of clothing.
- STRONG SAD: What is it?
Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Angel
- STRONG BAD: It's a security jacket. Y'know, the kind worn by security guards at concerts.
- STRONG SAD: You can't fool me.
- STRONG BAD: Huh?
- STRONG SAD: You don't think I'm cool enough to be a fan of that cool new "Security" band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about.
- STRONG BAD: Uh, yeah. That's it exactly.
- {Continued below}
Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Devil
- STRONG BAD: THIS, Brother Sad, is a tour jacket for the hot new indie band, Security!
- STRONG SAD: Security? The hot new band that everyone's talking and vandalizing about?
- STRONG BAD: That's the one!
- {Continued below}
Strong Sad → Security Jacket → Either option
- {Continued from Angel or Devil options above}
- STRONG SAD: Where'd you get that jacket? I have to have one!
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, good luck with that. These babies were all snapped up by the hipsters weeks ago!
- STRONG SAD: Oh.
- STRONG BAD: I guess I could let you borrow mine for a while.
- STRONG SAD: Really?
- STRONG BAD: As long as you promise not to get any failure on it.
- STRONG SAD: I promise! I won't fail you. {Takes the jacket} Hip indie cred-ville, here I come! {Moves to put it on. Shot of Strong Bad covering his eyes, then back to Strong Sad with the jacket on} How do I look?
- STRONG BAD: Like a guy who's totally tapped into today's underground music scene!
- STRONG SAD: I'm gonna show this off to everybody! {Runs off}
- STRONG BAD: Yeah, you do that.
- {Scene changes to Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Sad walks up, humming.}
- BUBS: Hey! Security guy!
- STRONG SAD: {As Strong Bad approaches in the background} Is that what they call fans of Security? Interesting. Well, hello yourself, Security guy.
- BUBS: No, dummy! That's what I call dummies who have signed up to run security at Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands!
- STRONG SAD: Buh-but--
- BUBS: You're wearin' my security jacket, ain't ya?
- STRONG SAD: Yes, but--
- BUBS: So take this billy club and get securitizin'! {Gives Strong Sad the billy club}
- STRONG SAD: Okay... {Walks off}
Tire
- STRONG BAD: The Tire once told me he was a spare on Limozeen's tour bus, but I think he was just inflating his resume! {snickering} Pfff-pfhh.
Strong Badian flag
- STRONG BAD: The Strong Badian flag is flying at half-mast until the Fun Machine returns to full-mast.
In extended play
- STRONG BAD: At last, Strong Badia's long national nightmare is over!
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