|  Date  |   Download   |  Head  |  Quote  |  Source
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|  1000025 Jun 2009
 |  download
 |  Stinkoman 
 |  Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
 |  Quote of the Week exclusive
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|  1000104 Jun 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  D n' D Greg 
 |  D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake
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|  1000210 Apr 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues}
 |  Donut Unto Others extended take
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|  1000302 Apr 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days."
 |  Kick-A-Ball extended take
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|  1000426 Mar 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."
 |  Kick-A-Ball outtake
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|  1000512 Mar 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
 |  Unknown
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|  1000605 Mar 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
 |  Unknown
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|  10007 26 Feb 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
 |  Date Nite
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|  1000819 Feb 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Cheerleader 
 |  {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
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|  1000912 Feb 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
 |  Best Caper Ever outtake
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|  1001005 Feb 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Old-Timey Strong Bad 
 |  Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
 |  Sickly Sam's Big Outing
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|  1001129 Jan 2009
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper."
 |  Hremail 62 blooper
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|  1001211 Dec 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Schenkel McDoo 
 |  Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}
 |  Trudgemank
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|  1001320 Nov 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap."
 |  Most in the Graveyard outtake
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|  100146 Nov 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!"
 |  Most in the Graveyard outtake
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|  1001516 Oct 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200  hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
 |  email thunder outtake
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|  1001626 Sept 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song}
 |  alternate universe
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|  1001718 Sept 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
 |  hygiene outtake
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|  1001811 Sept 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
 |  Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
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|  1001904 Sept 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".}
 |  Happy Dethemberween outtake
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|  1002028 Aug 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Senor Cardgage 
 |  Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
 |  Senorial Day outtake
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|  1002114 Aug 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
 |  magic trick outtake
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|  1002207 Aug 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Gunhaver 
 |  Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
 |  The Next Epi-Snowed
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|  1002331 Jul 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
 |  your edge
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|  1002410 Jul 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it!
 |  The Baloneyman outtake
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|  1002526 Jun 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
 |  Trogday 08 Easter egg
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|  1002619 Jun 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
 |  Somber Vacation Easter egg
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|  1002705 Jun 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
 |  love poems
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|  1002822 May 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The Homestar Runner 
 |  (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
 |  4 branches
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|  1002916 May 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song}
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
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|  100308 May 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
 |  Date Nite
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|  100312 May 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The Homestar Runner 
 |  The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
 |  Sickly Sam's Big Outing
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|  1003224 Apr 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The King of Town 
 |  The King of Town: "I rule the school!"
 |  Revenge of the King
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|  1003317 Apr 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
 |  rated
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|  1003429 Mar 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Sickly Sam 
 |  Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
 |  Sickly Sam's Big Outing
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|  1003520 Mar 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marshie 
 |  Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
 |  Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
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|  1003613 Mar 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
 |  Blubb-O's Commercial
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|  1003707 Mar 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Schenkel McDoo 
 |  Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
 |  buried
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|  1003828 Feb 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
 |  licensed
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|  1003914 Feb 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Cheerleader 
 |  Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
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|  1004007 Feb 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Old-Timey Strong Bad 
 |  Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
 |  Unknown
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|  1004131 Jan 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Senor Cardgage 
 |  Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
 |  fan club
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|  1004224 Jan 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marshie 
 |  Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
 |  winter pool
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|  1004317 Jan 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
 |  environment
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|  1004410 Jan 2008
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
 |  Fall Float Parade blooper
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|  1004513 Dec 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  DJ Teh Cheat 
 |  Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"}
 |  nightlife
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|  1004606 Dec 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it."
 |  Jibblies 2 outtake
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|  1004729 Nov 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"}
 |  Rap Song
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|  1004815 Nov 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
 |  Unknown
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|  1004901 Nov 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}
 |  Jibblies 2 outtake
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|  1005025 Oct 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Mad 
 |  Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
 |  haircut
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|  1005125 Oct 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Sickly Sam 
 |  Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?"
 |  Parsnips A-Plenty
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|  1005218 Oct 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
 |  business trip (first sentence an outtake)
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|  1005312 Oct 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
 |  web comics
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|  1005404 Oct 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly}
 |  slumber party outtake
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|  1005527 Sept 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Mad 
 |  Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
 |  caffeine outtake
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|  1005620 Sept 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "Oh.  I guess I forgort to port.  Oh!  I guess I forgat to prat!  OH!  Gorka fa pork!"
 |  mini-golf
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|  1005713 Sept 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The Sad Kids 
 |  The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry."
 |  Unknown
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|  1005806 Sept 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Senor Cardgage 
 |  Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony."
 |  original
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|  1005930 Aug 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  sloshy 
 |  sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}
 |  concert extended song
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|  1006023 Aug 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy  could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
 |  concert outtake
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|  1006116 Aug 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}
 |  mini-golf outtake
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|  1006209 Aug 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"
 |  Ever and More! outtake
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|  1006321 Jun 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
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|  1006414 Jun 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  That Ugly One 
 |  The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
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|  1006507 Jun 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
 |  Date Nite
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|  1006624 May 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
 |  Field Day Intro
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|  1006717 May 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert."
 |  Homestarloween Party extended clip
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|  1006811 May 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Mad 
 |  Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?"
 |  caffeine
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|  1006903 May 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Stinkoman 
 |  Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
 |  Under Construction outtake
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|  1007026 Apr 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
 |  Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
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|  1007119 Apr 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
 |  rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
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|  1007212 Apr 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Blue Laser Commander 
 |  Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
 |  An Important Rap Song outtake
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|  1007305 Apr 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Drive-Thru Whale 
 |  Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
 |  Drive-Thru
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|  1007422 Mar 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Taranchula 
 |  Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song}
 |  your funeral
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|  1007515 Mar 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Gunhaver 
 |  Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
 |  Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
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|  1007608 Mar 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The King of Town 
 |  The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
 |  KOT's VOQPCS!
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|  1007701 Mar 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
 |  the movies
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|  1007822 Feb 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
 |  theme song
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|  1007915 Feb 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Cheerleader 
 |  Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
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|  1008008 Feb 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  King Bubsgonzola Supreme 
 |  Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
 |  unnatural
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|  1008101 Feb 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "Word booty!"
 |  looking old
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|  1008218 Jan 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}
 |  caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
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|  1008311 Jan 2007
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
 |  the chair multiple takes
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|  1008421 Dec 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now.  Cheer up, Coach Z.  It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}
 |  Decemberween Short Shorts
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|  1008514 Dec 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?"
 |  what I want blooper
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|  1008607 Dec 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
 |  the chair outtake
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|  1008730 Nov 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The Homestar Runner 
 |  The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
 |  20X6 vs. 1936
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|  1008817 Nov 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Videlectrix Guys 
 |  Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}
 |  Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
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|  1008909 Nov 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  What's Her Face 
 |  What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
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|  1009003 Nov 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
 |  Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
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|  1009127 Oct 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
 |  Fall Float Parade outtake
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|  1009220 Oct 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marshie 
 |  Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!"
 |  retirement
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|  1009312 Oct 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}
 |  isp
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|  1009425 Sep 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
 |  A Decemberween Pageant
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|  1009518 Sep 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
 |  Where's The Cheat?
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|  1009607 Sep 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Melt Shake 
 |  Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
 |  road trip
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|  1009731 Aug 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Blue Laser Commander 
 |  Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
 |  Unknown
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|  1009818 Aug 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane"
 |  theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
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|  1009911 Aug 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
 |  Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
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|  1010003 Aug 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  What's Her Face 
 |  What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song}
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
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|  1010127 Jul 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Lazor Larry 
 |  Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song}
 |  Summer Short Shorts
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|  1010220 Jul 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Science Fiction Greg 
 |  Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
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|  1010313 Jul 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The King of Town 
 |  The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!"
 |  senior prom outtake
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|  1010406 Jul 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me."
 |  Weclome Back outtake
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|  1010529 Jun 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
 |  portrait outtake
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|  1010618 May 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Small Mouth Strong Mad 
 |  Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
 |  isp outtake
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|  1010711 May 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
 |  senior prom outtake
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|  1010804 May 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
 |  senior prom outtake
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|  1010927 Apr 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Senor Cardgage 
 |  Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}
 |  Unknown
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|  1011006 Apr 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle}
 |  candy product
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|  1011130 Mar 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
 |  local news
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|  1011224 Mar 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
 |  Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake
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|  1011316 Mar 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
 |  lady fan
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|  1011410 Mar 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The King of Town 
 |  The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat)
 |  Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
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|  1011502 Mar 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
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|  1011623 Feb 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
 |  The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
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|  1011716 Feb 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
 |  A Decemberween Pageant outtake
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|  1011809 Feb 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The Jolly Dumple 
 |  Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}
 |  Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
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|  1011902 Feb 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
 |  technology outtake
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|  1012026 Jan 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
 |  flashback outtake
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|  1012119 Jan 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Cheerleader 
 |  Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
 |  death metal Easter egg
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|  1012212 Jan 2006
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
 |  Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
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|  1012308 Dec 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
 |  Fall Float Parade
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|  1012425 Nov 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homsar 
 |  Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
 |  Fall Float Parade
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|  1012517 Nov 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Old-Timey Strong Bad 
 |  Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
 |  That A Ghost
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|  1012610 Nov 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The King of Town 
 |  The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
 |  Revenge of the King
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|  1012703 Nov 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!"
 |  Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
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|  1012827 Oct 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
 |  Unknown
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|  1012921 Oct 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song}
 |  Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
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|  1013020 Oct 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!"
 |  Bug in Mouth Disease
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|  1013106 Oct 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Horrible Painting 
 |  Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere."
 |  bottom 10
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|  1013229 Sep 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The Geddup Noise 
 |  The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat
 |  geddup noise
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|  1013322 Sep 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Sickly Sam 
 |  Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?"
 |  Parsnips-A-Plenty
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|  1013415 Sep 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Reynold 
 |  Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
 |  Cheat Commandos
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|  1013508 Sep 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"
 |  Cool Things
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|  1013601 Sep 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  1-Up 
 |  1-Up: "I want pudding!"
 |  Under Construction
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|  1013725 Aug 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marshie 
 |  Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
 |  Malloween Commercial outtake
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|  1013818 Aug 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marzipan 
 |  Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song}
 |  Cool Things
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|  1013911 Aug 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Senor Cardgage 
 |  Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
 |  Senorial Day
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|  1014004 Aug 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
 |  Happy Fireworks
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|  1014121 Jul 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
 |  bottom 10
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|  1014207 Jul 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"
 |  montage
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|  1014330 Jun 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues}
 |  Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
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|  1014423 Jun 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
 |  Senorial Day
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|  1014516 Jun 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
 |  Bug In Mouth Disease
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|  1014610 Jun 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies."
 |  Where the Crap Are We?
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|  1014702 Jun 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homsar 
 |  Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
 |  origins
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|  1014812 May 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
 |  rampage
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|  1014928 Apr 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Coach Z 
 |  Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!"
 |  Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
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|  1015021 Apr 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!"
 |  animal
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|  1015114 Apr 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Mad 
 |  Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 |  other days
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|  1015231 Mar 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The Homestar Runner 
 |  The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
 |  20X6 vs. 1936
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|  1015325 Mar 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
 |  A Decemberween Pageant
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|  1015417 Mar 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  The King of Town 
 |  The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
 |  3 Times Halloween Funjob
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|  1015510 Mar 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
 |  origins outtake
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|  1015627 Feb 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Crackotage 
 |  Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
 |  Cheat Commandos...O's
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|  1015717 Feb 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homsar 
 |  Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!"
 |  origins
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|  1015810 Feb 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
 |  kids' book
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|  1015927 Jan 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
 |  Sample of Style
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|  1016020 Jan 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Cheerleader 
 |  Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song}
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
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|  1016114 Jan 2005
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homsar 
 |  Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
 |  Homestar Presents: Presents
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|  1016230 Dec 2004
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Marshie 
 |  Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
 |  Malloween Commercial
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|  1016316 Dec 2004
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Sad 
 |  Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
 |  radio outtake
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|  1016409 Dec 2004
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Bubs 
 |  Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!"
 |  Sweet Cuppin' Cakes possible outtake
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|  1016502 Dec 2004
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Homestar Runner 
 |  Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
 |  crying
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|  1016622 Nov 2004
 |  download (mirror)
 |  Strong Bad 
 |  Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
 |  virus
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|  1016711 Nov 2004
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 |  Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song}
 |  montage
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|  1016808 Nov 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Bubs: "Women can't drive!"
 |  Halloween Fairstival
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|  1016918 Oct 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
 |  3 Times Halloween Funjob
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|  1017007 Oct 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!"
 |  the facts
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|  1017130 Sep 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!" Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not."
 |  Homestar vs. Little Girl
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|  1017223 Sep 2004
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 |  Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
 |  haircut outtake
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|  1017319 Sep 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
 |  Cheat Commandos
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|  1017408 Sep 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song
 |  Labor Dabor
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|  1017502 Sep 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
 |  dangeresque 3
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|  1017626 Aug 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!"
 |  Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
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|  1017719 Aug 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Stinkoman: "Hey, Sticklyman, whaaaaat are you doing?"
 |  Under Construction
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|  1017812 Aug 2004
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 |  Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click}
 |  theme park
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|  1017905 Aug 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
 |  Peasant's Quest
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|  1018029 Jul 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder}  "I can make it on my own!"
 |  crying
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|  1018119 Jul 2004
 |  PC Mac (mirror)
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 |  The Worm: "Is a miracle."
 |  Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
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|  1018229 Jun 2004
 |  PC Mac (mirror)
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 |  Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
 |  Cheat Commandos
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|  1018317 May 2004
 |  PC Mac (mirror)
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 |  Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
 |  Cheat Commandos
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|  1018403 May 2004
 |  PC Mac (mirror)
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 |  Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
 |  lunch special
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|  1018522 Mar 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!"
 |  flashback Easter egg
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|  1018608 Mar 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games."
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
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|  1018709 Feb 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!"
 |  monument Easter egg
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|  1018802 Feb 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Marshie: "What more do they want?!!"
 |  Malloween Commercial
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|  1018912 Jan 2004
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY.
 |  video games
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|  1019010 Dec 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
 |  caffeine
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|  1019103 Nov 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
 |  3 Times Halloween Funjob multiple takes
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|  1019229 Sep 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore"
 |  2 years
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|  1019308 Sep 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!"
 |  kids' book Easter egg (DVD version)
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|  1019401 Sep 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
 |  labor day blooper
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|  1019528 Aug 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
 |  Bubs' character tape
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|  1019625 Aug 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died."
 |  impression; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad
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|  10197?? Jun 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
 |  privileges
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|  1019817 Mar 2003
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus."
 |  monster truck
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|  1019928 Jan 2002
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now."
 |  Where My Hat Is At?
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|  10200Unknown
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Strong Bad: "Possums!"
 |  Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
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|  10201Unknown
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 |  The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
 |  Where's The Cheat?
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|  10202Unknown
 |  download (mirror)
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 |  Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
 |  The House that Gave Sucky Treats
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|  10203Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
 |  The House that Gave Sucky Treats
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|  10204Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!"
 |  Quote of the Week exclusive
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|  10205Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs}
 |  Quote of the Week exclusive
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|  10206Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
 |  First Time Here? (similar)
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|  10207Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!"
 |  Unknown
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|  10208Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a bad acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!"
 |  vacation
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|  10209Unknown
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 |  Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!"
 |  halloweener
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|  10210Unknown
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 |  Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants."
 |  A Jumping Jack Contest
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|  10211Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry."
 |  vacation blooper
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|  10212Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
 |  Homestar Quiz
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|  10213Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
 |  original book line
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|  10214Unknown
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 |  Strong Bad: "MATT!!"
 |  50 emails
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|  10215Unknown
 |  None
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 |  The Wicked Guitar Solo
 |  personal favorites
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|  10216Unknown
 |  None
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 |  Marzipan: "I'm the only girl"
 |  Who Said What Now?
 |