Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)
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Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the Old Club in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
On these pages, A → B (right arrow) means that the response happens when object A is used on thing B, or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.
A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.
On first arrival
{Strong Bad and Coach Z are seen at the entrance to the club when the scene begins.}
- STRONG BAD: {angered, waving his fist} PERDUCCI!!!
{The camera swings to the other side of the club, where the King of Town and Strong Mad are waiting behind a card table.}
- THE KING OF TOWN: Well, well, well. If it isn't Dangeresque and his little green sidekick, Renaldo! We've been expecting you, haven't we, Killingyouguy?
- STRONG MAD: I'M THE HENCHMAN!
- THE KING OF TOWN: I understand that I have something you want... the plans to the kidnapper's secret hideout!
{Strong Mad holds up the plans.}
- STRONG BAD: {walks over to the King of Town} So just hand it over and nobody has to get hurt! ...Except everybody that's not me.
- THE KING OF TOWN: Not so fast! I'm willing to turn over these important architectural documents to you IF you can best me in a gentleman's game of cards.
- STRONG BAD: Fine, what's yhour game, Pure-dookie? Five card? Hold'em? Fifty-two pick up?
- THE KING OF TOWN: Rock, Paper, Baccarat!
- STRONG BAD: {confused} Uhh... of course. Being a sophisticated worldly traveler, I am intimately familiar with the game of Rocks, Papers and Burt Bacharach. {Camera pans up to Renaldo's face} But Renaldo here is an uncouth roustabout... {Camera pans back to Strong Bad} ...so you'd better explain the rules... for him.
- THE KING OF TOWN: The rules are simple, each player is dealt 2 cards. You first, then me. Choose your best card and play it on the table. The player with the best card wins! Oh, and nothing beats Rock... except Paper. I'll give you a minute do decide if you wanna chicken out. If not, let me know when you're ready!
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